Tank Vidya

Literally a metal box.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THE COWARDS! THE FOOLS!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We should take away the metal boxes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        big box with a huge gun is the best genre of tanks

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What about big gun and no box?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Chi-Ha long cock is fine too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        make them plastic, but make them REALLY imposing like you shouldn't even bother firing at them, just run away
        why has NO country done this brilliant strategy

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kill all t*nkcucks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is it with tranime and tank games? I had an MLP autist in uni who had thousands of hours in WoT. Unironically what's the connection there?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You said it youself: autism.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Girls und Panzer

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do almost all tank "sims" take place in alternate realities where infantry and massive fields of landmines don't exist?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Theres minefields in Frontline mode of wot.
      Its a fun killer only second to artillery and airstrikes when used against you or when you randomly drive into one..
      And they are like fairly balanced with smallish area and limited time to only 1 or 2 minutes or something like that.

      As for infantry, theres not really a way to simulate you dying as an infantryman in games so the risk and price of fucking around with a tank on the battlefield is never shown to players.
      You do not want to be the support infantry to a tank or the infantry fighting against a tank mechanized brigade.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Enlisted has War Thunder's tank mechanics ported into an infantry setting, but because the maps are generally small and restricted you don't get to enjoy the same freedom of movement as WT. Some of the vehicles are also extremely gimped for no good reason
      >Type 95 Ha-Go, the main Jap infantry support tank of WWII, doesn't get anti-infantry HE shells or a usable turret machine gun in a game where you fight hordes of infantry
      Fucking why?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tsushima.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Real tank sims have infantry, eg. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1351450/Steel_Fury_Kharkov_1942/

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no russian bias*~~))
    >russians get t34, kv, t50,t80 which have great speed, good gun, near impenetrable armor by most other factions tanks and sometimes tds and none of their irl downsides are modelled in the game (brittle, overhardened armor, insanely unreliable engine and gearbox)
    >once you get vehicles that you can reliably counter them without having to use dedicated strategies that require a specific game state and skill, you get uptiered.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      maybe russians just made better tanks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >none of the irl downsides
      you say that as if everyone else has modeled steel quality or something. also shit gun depression is a thing
      The ammo not blowing up is bullshit though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't the Tiger II used to have "bad steel" modifier?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the worst downsides
      >shit sights
      >almost no fov from inside
      >no radios
      >no commander cupola
      Only t34-85 was useful for something other than suicide rush.
      The German veterans said that you could not be ambushed by russian tank columns, because "even if they spot you, they will never hit with first shot"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >shit sights
        >almost no fov from inside
        >no radios
        >no commander cupola
        But enough about British tanks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How would you model numerical superiority of sovietmutts/mutts?
      There were more shermans and t34 than there were tigers, why would they make technical stats realistic when more important things aren't?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        asymmetrical scenarios and faction wars mode
        aka you ahve some periods and players can fight on one side with specific tanks/td

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are certifiably retarded if you can't deal with Soviet Rank II/III/IV vehicles with what's in the G*rman tech tree, you get some of the most undertiered main guns in the game. The big dick Pz.IVs crack Soviet tanks like eggshells, and I'd much rather use a Pz.III L/M for brawling than most T-34s.

      You forgot the worst downsides
      >shit sights
      >almost no fov from inside
      >no radios
      >no commander cupola
      Only t34-85 was useful for something other than suicide rush.
      The German veterans said that you could not be ambushed by russian tank columns, because "even if they spot you, they will never hit with first shot"

      Why are there numerous documented examples of the Ruskies slaughtering G*rmoid tanks in ambushes?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be pussy tank cavalier
    >stand in a line for hours on end
    >posture
    >posture
    >posture
    >one person makes a "mistake"
    >maelstrom of chaos and retards throwing some of the most stupidest punches I've ever seen that lasts about a minute and a half
    >someone managed to fucking drown
    >over half of both side's tanks are destroyed or inoperable
    >infantry left to deal with stragglers or help with wounded, like always
    >pushed the line 2 yards
    We did it boys. And it only cost 10 million dollars in tax payer money and 104 lives. We're the best soldiers on the battlefield.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’n grinding for the TOG 2 and I really don’t want to but I’m half done

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the highest BR where the game is playable without being ruined by CAS?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Whenever the P47s and Corsairs start getting spammed with their retarded bomb loads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, I refuse to play anything that doesn't have a 50. cal strapped to the roof and even then my fun is consistently ruined no matter the BR

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sprocket geometrical internals update pushed to early 2024
    I NEED IT

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NYOOOOOOOOM

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like this piece of shit and I don't understand why.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only the bongs could design something so retarded

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they havent been the only ones who did this
        soviets did it too

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Show me one soviet vehicle with the gun mounted facing BACKWARDS.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's the tank version of a cabriolet. What's not to like?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    grinding for the centurion 1 made me racist against the british

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Being british made me racist against the british

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How are enjoying every asshole having Maus now and you are guaranteed to meet two or three of this impenetrable bullshit every 6.7+ match?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      First year playing?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    plane vidya thoughever

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me it was Red Orchestra 2's fully modeled tank interiors

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna shoot stuff in a Panzer IV, Sherman or KV-2 or whatever but the lower tiers in these games often feel like an afterthought, but it's often where my favourite tanks are hanging out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lower tiers are most fun to play
      i just wish for faction wars where you can fight with bros all in german tanks against french or something

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