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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well yeah.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tarnished is 5'8

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you cant have the protagonist be average male height because every game has to come with a body type b option now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        isnt 5'8 the average

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When you include legless men, pygmies, tiny chinese people, and deep water israelites then yes, the 'average' is 5'8

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No? The average height of an adult human male is 6'2 and average penis is 8 inches.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            of an adult black human male*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You sure that's not because Fromsoft doesn't have a chronic obsession of making your enemies literally tower over you?
        I mean even in Armored Core 6 they gave the PCA ACs a full meter, maybe even several, in height over your vaguely agreed upon 9 meter tall mech just to continue the trend.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to princess carry a giant woman in my arms. This is why I maxed out strength.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how could one compete with hoarah loux?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's not how radagon canonically fights
      fricking fanartists can never get a single thing right

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uhmm ackshually he would fight like that because he got changed into radagon by surprise and doesn't have his INT gear

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He wouldn't have or use Marika's hammer though, that's not even a weapon she herself would use since it was a very specific tool she only used to break the Ring, not some weapon of war she would have handy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Gold Breaker
            >...The heroic Radagon's signature attack.
            I know this doesn't contradict what you said, but it's close enough to what he used before to put his favorite Ash of War on it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Radagon is pure sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, I killed him
      It couldn't have been that hard

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t think Marika could get any hotter, god damn

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's real and it's a good thing.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any bosses in Souls games that are smaller than the player model?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, there was the Hemwick witches in Bloodborne; and, technically, Bed of Chaos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true allant

      they just make bosses bigger because it helps readability and it looks intimidating

      on top of these it helps make the player feel like the underdog, making victory more rewarding

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gideon's about the same size

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gideon uses the player model too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DS2 rats

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The summoning snail.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patches is technically a boss in ER

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they just make bosses bigger because it helps readability and it looks intimidating

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game force you to play as manlet/femlet
    I will not buy your game if my character is not at least 1.8m tall. 1.9m-2.5m tall preferable

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is even able to satisfy Mariks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Malileth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But even Maliketh was betrayed by her in the end

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be 5'2
    >face perfectly aligns with Marika's holes

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ranni, Radagon and Rykard are Rennala's and Radagon's kids. Morgott, Mohg and Godrick are Godefroy's and Marika's kids. Malenia and Miquella are Radagon/Marika's kids.

    Do I have that right? What's the deal with Godefrey's offspring being freaky looking?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are nor evem trying to type

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Godfrey and his men worshipped the Crucible, so naturally his children were "blessed" by the Crucible as well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how could one compete with hoarah loux?

      Still don't understand how marika turned into Radagon, fricked Rennala and after that somehow fricked him/herself to create more kids. Does she/him did mithosis?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean trees can reproduce asexually and the royals are kinda like tree people so maybe

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why did she needed to turn into a man anyway? She was married to the wrestler god and had a bunch of kids. Why did she needed to create the red headed gods?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            God x god = strong
            God x not god = not as strong
            maybe she wanted stronger offspring idk I’m not a god

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's a holy trinity type of situation, radagon is the fighting aspect of the golden order. As to why Marika chose him and decided to banish Godfrey, I think it was politics or some such nonsense with the fingers so that she could have a safeguard in case something bad happened and needed to restore the golden order through the tarnished which only come back when the grace is fading.

            Also Godfrey never gave her any empyrean children. Just Omens and Chadwyn.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marika/Godfrey had an immeasurable amount of kids that were all apart of the Golden Lineage. The most prominent ones were Godwyn who was the most praised demigod, Morgott and Mohg the latter two were cursed Omens who were tossed into the sewers. Theres other omens down there and its said the ones who are descended from nobility get to live and stay there.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marika effortlessly disarming Malenia and spanking her rotten cheeks for attempting twincest (Miquella is for momcest only)

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they aren't abnormally large women
    >tarnished men are just heightlets
    ITS OVER

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the actual in-game model for Queen Marika? I've only seen her in porn.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When are we getting a souls game where we can play as the abnormally large woman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They take up too much of the screen to see your enemies and everything looks small and unimposing and annoying to fight (think like the castlevania flea men)
      Being a manlet in action games is sadly part of the formula.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >marica
    jajajajajajajajajaja

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SEXO WITH GENERAL STARSCOURGE RADAHN

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mogged by big thot.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, that Marika model is fan-made.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So that's why Mohg simped...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mohg simped for the Formless Mother, not his own mom.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tfw a sadomaso eldritch god of explosive blood was a better mother than Marika

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, Marika was right
          ALL Omens belong in the sewers

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ofcourse you would you fricking moron, everyone would

      dumb frickers shitting up my board with misused memes, frick off

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i wouldn't frick a rot infested half-amputated woman, nor a psychotic woman composed entirely of stone

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    other than the fact that that isn't what marika looks like you coombrained morons. But the height thing, sure.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great I'm just the right height for Marika to stuff my head inside of her vegana while I stand up.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Marika
    Jajaja

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't decide what build I want to go into the DLC with. I kinda want to just rush through Ranni's quest on a new character to get the DMGS, but I also don't want to get too attached to a specific weapon since I want to try the new DLC weapons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where can I find the edition of that book for advanced users?

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