>tell him to build something. >he doesn't build it

>tell him to build something
>he doesn't build it

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just finished

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    send him to enemy base to die

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    liar liar plants for hire

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tell commander there was some thing in the way
    >crawls up my ass 15 seconds later telling me to build it 7 times a second

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you saying that DEPOT
    DIDN'T
    BUILD?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ever notice that RT always, without fail, sounds at some point like he's holding back a burp at some point while casting?
      He's been diing it since at least the start of ASL.
      Its super annoying.
      Also, he needs a haircut.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its acid reflux

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't build there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like my ex-husband!

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kill him
    bang the medic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and then bang the Valkyrie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Starcraft Valkyrie pilot so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I build my startport i get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with her I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the Valkyrie's tight exhaust pipe. I want her to have my mutant terran/human/german babies.
        Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the fighter pilot from next door. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Brood War CD. I might not ever get to see the Starcraft Valkyrie pilot again.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          same

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Promote him to Siege Tank fixer, or to scout.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IT DIDN'T BUILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need more SC spurdos

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He can't build it. Something's in the way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no there isn't

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    give me something to do

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me
    It’s the Zerg

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE DEPOT DIDN'T FUCKING MAKE

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >its not about scvs
    >its about some streamer
    i feel alienated.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t notice.
      Fuck…

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t notice.
      Fuck…

      >it's not about scv's
      how was i supposed to know that

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He can't build there

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tell him to go destroy the enemy command center
    >he doesn't destroy it
    this is bullshit

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