Tell me about the unlikeliest romances in your games.
Tell me about the unlikeliest romances in your games.
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I bet he doms her hard
Any woman resisting a big orc lover.
OP x Actually playing games
Plot twist: it's not actually a halfling, the drow is just a paedophile.
Plot twist: the halfling is an FBI agent posing as a child and the drow is a paedophile.
Plot twist: the drow is actually CIA agent posing as a paedophile to expose foreign child spies
CIA agents don't have to pose.
Plot twist: the drow is a paedophile and knows the halfling is an adult, but simply gets to imagining he's a child. The halfling is none the wiser and thinks the drow respects him as an adult.
Otta is not a good person.
The one on the left with the long hair is too cute
cute
>paedophilia is cute
noose
If you can get conscripted at eighteen you can fuck elves at eighteen
Romances at a table of fat dudes.
Fun.
Fucking weirdos man
If you can only play with fat people, you are the problem.
So now the spammers have dropped "in your setting" and they"re using "in your games"? Is this the new thing?
brother and sister?
Not sure, here is another picture the guy with another girl by a different artist. Apparently these characters are someones OCs.
Also here is a pic of just the girl in the first pic
No way, a guy and a girl! How unlikely!
my noble scion seneschal in rogue trader got left behind on a mining world for four years because of warp fuckery and he started a family with the foreman's daughter
My games don't feature romance.
Because they are games.
I just jerked off to some TeamSkeet productions shit. I no longer have a desire for romance.
Honestly if you use games as an outlet for romance you're fucking weird. Why do you want to do this shit with a random chud on the internet when you can just write a romance story. It's better in every way. Like the only aspect I miss in RPGs is throwing the dice and solving puzzles. Old school grog dungeons is the only sane way to play RPGs.
have you ever considered that people like things you don't
yes, and they're wrong
I'm fully aware that people like things I don't.
For example, some people like eating shit. Should I treat those people's preferences as equally valid to mine?
>grog
>judgemental asshole
Everybody's so shocked (not)
>Implying anon is a grog
>And not just a newfag retard, with 0 starting his birth year
I'm not a grog I started in the 2000s
kinky dark elf going after shota elf guy
Is that a story from your game or are you just describing the picture?
You’re responding to a text generation program shitting out a simple output based on the picture
Somehow I doubt these programs use terms such as "shota"
Our party's Tiefling Magus had a human father who hated his guts, because he thought his existence meant that his mother was unfaithful. As I understand it, it was a curse from some diabolic entity or something.
Anyway, his dad was set up to be an antagonist, but our party's sorceress ended up fucking him after they danced at a ball. It rather undermined his character subplot, because his dad was basically "I disown you, son. I can make a new, better son with your new stepmother."
This kind of thing can tear groups apart, and the sorceress was basically rubbing the whole "I'm fucking your dad" thing into his face, but we somehow struggled through the campaign's conclusion despite them hating each other.
Not OP, but that's a pretty fucked-up story
I'm OP and this is based beyond belief. Fuck tielflings and people who play them.
This is Council of Thieves, right?
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Our female cleric tried to romance my fighter who was a Warforged. She attempted to have a sex orgy with my Warforged, fellow player's female druid, a barely of age warlock girl, and her father.
The girl's father or the cleric's? Weird either way I suppose
they're all equally unlikely
The PC vampire hunter and the NPC Lahmian. It wasn't really a romance, more like a couple of enemies whose desire to kill the other became respect in the other's intelligence and an increasing attraction. Considering Lahmians are misandrists and the vampire hunter hated vampires for personal traumatic reasons, it never went anywhere beyond some tense alliances of convenience punctuated by betrayal/murder attempts.
That PC ultimately carked it by drowning in a sewer with a skaven clinging to him and biting him, which just goes to show there's no happy endings in the Old World.
T2K4, Japanese paratrooper and North Korean labor camp survivor. Lots of ethnonational mistrust they're working through.