Tell me about the unlikeliest romances in your games.

Tell me about the unlikeliest romances in your games.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I bet he doms her hard

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any woman resisting a big orc lover.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP x Actually playing games

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Plot twist: it's not actually a halfling, the drow is just a paedophile.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Plot twist: the halfling is an FBI agent posing as a child and the drow is a paedophile.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Plot twist: the drow is actually CIA agent posing as a paedophile to expose foreign child spies

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          CIA agents don't have to pose.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Plot twist: the drow is a paedophile and knows the halfling is an adult, but simply gets to imagining he's a child. The halfling is none the wiser and thinks the drow respects him as an adult.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Otta is not a good person.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The one on the left with the long hair is too cute

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Otta is not a good person.

            cute

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >paedophilia is cute
              noose

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If you can get conscripted at eighteen you can frick elves at eighteen

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Romances at a table of fat dudes.
    Fun.
    Fricking weirdos man

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you can only play with fat people, you are the problem.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So now the spammers have dropped "in your setting" and they"re using "in your games"? Is this the new thing?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      brother and sister?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure, here is another picture the guy with another girl by a different artist. Apparently these characters are someones OCs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Also here is a pic of just the girl in the first pic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No way, a guy and a girl! How unlikely!

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my noble scion seneschal in rogue trader got left behind on a mining world for four years because of warp frickery and he started a family with the foreman's daughter

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My games don't feature romance.
    Because they are games.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I just jerked off to some TeamSkeet productions shit. I no longer have a desire for romance.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly if you use games as an outlet for romance you're fricking weird. Why do you want to do this shit with a random troony on the internet when you can just write a romance story. It's better in every way. Like the only aspect I miss in RPGs is throwing the dice and solving puzzles. Old school grog dungeons is the only sane way to play RPGs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      have you ever considered that people like things you don't

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yes, and they're wrong

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm fully aware that people like things I don't.
        For example, some people like eating shit. Should I treat those people's preferences as equally valid to mine?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >grog
      >judgemental butthole
      Everybody's so shocked (not)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying anon is a grog
        >And not just a newbie moron, with 0 starting his birth year

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a grog I started in the 2000s

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kinky dark elf going after shota elf guy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a story from your game or are you just describing the picture?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You’re responding to a text generation program shitting out a simple output based on the picture

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Somehow I doubt these programs use terms such as "shota"

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Our party's Tiefling Magus had a human father who hated his guts, because he thought his existence meant that his mother was unfaithful. As I understand it, it was a curse from some diabolic entity or something.
    Anyway, his dad was set up to be an antagonist, but our party's sorceress ended up fricking him after they danced at a ball. It rather undermined his character subplot, because his dad was basically "I disown you, son. I can make a new, better son with your new stepmother."
    This kind of thing can tear groups apart, and the sorceress was basically rubbing the whole "I'm fricking your dad" thing into his face, but we somehow struggled through the campaign's conclusion despite them hating each other.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP, but that's a pretty fricked-up story

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm OP and this is based beyond belief. Frick tielflings and people who play them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is Council of Thieves, right?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "I know how to play these b***hes, I know how to play with they hearts" - Pitbull

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Our female cleric tried to romance my fighter who was a Warforged. She attempted to have a sex orgy with my Warforged, fellow player's female druid, a barely of age warlock girl, and her father.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The girl's father or the cleric's? Weird either way I suppose

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they're all equally unlikely

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The PC vampire hunter and the NPC Lahmian. It wasn't really a romance, more like a couple of enemies whose desire to kill the other became respect in the other's intelligence and an increasing attraction. Considering Lahmians are misandrists and the vampire hunter hated vampires for personal traumatic reasons, it never went anywhere beyond some tense alliances of convenience punctuated by betrayal/murder attempts.

    That PC ultimately carked it by drowning in a sewer with a skaven clinging to him and biting him, which just goes to show there's no happy endings in the Old World.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    T2K4, Japanese paratrooper and North Korean labor camp survivor. Lots of ethnonational mistrust they're working through.

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