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    8. any amount or kind of loss or damage due to viruses or other malicious software that may infect a user’s computer equipment, software, data or other property caused by persons accessing, using or downloading Ganker.com, or any User Content;
    9. all representations, warranties, conditions and other Terms which but for this notice would have effect.
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  13. Termination
    1. Without limiting any other rights it may have, Ganker.com may remove, restrict, cancel or suspend access to and use of Ganker.com and Content or other any part of it, if it considers (in its sole discretion) that you have breached any of these Terms. Termination shall be without prejudice to the accrued rights of Ganker.com.

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