TF2 thread

SCREAM FORTRESS IS UP
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=143884

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh cool

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the new cosmetics are better than last year's but man are the taunts really bad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      people have been bitching non-stop that the Scaredy-Cat wasn't getting added so they literally gave people what they asked for

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        well good for them, the taunt is still shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHTI NEW TAUNTE

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do we think of them, Gankerros?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit
      Is that the fucking CHINESE FIREMAN hat

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit it is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the best halloween cases in years.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literal electric boogaloo rehashes
      Fuck this shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pony Express doesn't have fake legs dangling off the sides

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm glad the bear head for heavy actually looks like a bear and not cutesy furfag nonsense. same for the dragon head

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty good. I like the medic and sniper sets.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scout wizard hat
      those gays knew what they were doing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like it, but what could you even pair it with?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it a pony thing?

          looks just like that undertale character

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can kinda see it but it's really just the style of hat paired with the glasses. You gave me a good idea to paint it green though

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I still don't get it.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              the scout hat + glasses remind them of notorius cum dumpster Ralsei from hit game Deltarune

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Undertale invented wizard hats

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's glasses that do the trick, paint that hat green and the inspiration becomes obvious

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you say so i guess

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You may have autism

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                wizard hat + big glasses is a staple combination you are either obsessed or so young that's the only exposure you had to it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You may have autism

                just stop and think, what KIND of people play tf2?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                bronies, random [1488] XPraiseXKekX 4chantards, and a lot of screaming brazilian children

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're digging yourself deeper.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                imma die in this grave bro

                It's okay if you wanna be ralsei for halloween man, I won't judge you.

                naw, my "loyalties" lies elsewhere

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I jack off to Susie every day and I don't see the Ralsei connection. You have terminal autism.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                hell the Seared Sorcerer looks like a bigger ralsei reference since it also references black mage

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You have terminal autism
                you jack off to susie every day, you don't really sound like a great judge of character

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I am. And I'm better than you.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's okay if you wanna be ralsei for halloween man, I won't judge you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it a pony thing?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >named the Heavy bear head after Rexxar's bear pet
      what did they mean by this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heavy's real name is Mikhail/Misha

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They meant that you're retarded

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the 5 taunts.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the Travel Agent was "well, off to hang myself" just glancing at it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck me too holy shit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >look up "well off to hang myself" on youtube
            >suicide hotline number in the results
            what

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Unfortunately I must inform you that you're now on a list.
              Also fuck these nerd maps where all the gimmicks are intentionally out of hotspots

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >warning bugs out and video doesn't even play
              I hate how babyish the internet is now.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              welcome to hell.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >video doesn't save to history after clicking the button and having it play
                It feels like every several months, Youtube becomes even worse than it was before.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            if this was on the game no other FPS would manage to compete

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Suicide taunts for every class would be pretty nice. Soldier already has one.
              >Scout does a backflip and breaks his neck
              >Pyro drops a lit match down his collar, his gas mask is briefly illuminated with a FWOOSH, then the empty suit flops onto the floor
              >Demo drinks nitroglycerine, then hiccups and blows up
              >Heavy breaks own neck. "Ded"
              >Engie builds a catapult chair that launches him into the air, dies on impact with anything
              >Medic drinks not-medicine, mutates and melts while screaming bloody murder
              >Sniper puts down a crate with a gator and jumps into it, his hand flies back out later
              >Spy takes a cyanide pill

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >was just posting about the scream taunt in a thread the other week
        Gonna be the first thing I buy in this game in years.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those Demo taunts are gonna go great with my Demo loadout.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >demo boat
        Fuck me I'm really going to be a dipshit consoomer again, aren't I?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't do it, it might be the worst vehicle taunt in the game

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          melting pot of friendship?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >engie items are all shit again
      WHY

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Engie items are never good

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        more gun marshal is really good, what are you on about

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alcoholic automaton isn't halloween-restricted
      Are we gonna get a repeat of the scout buttsecks misc and get another round of strange halloween cosmetics

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Corona Australis isn't Halloween-exclusive either, I think it being unrestricted is fine. Far better than scouts abusing a second scout.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not worth disabling nohats.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >final combat soldier
      Holy shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ANOTHER crones dome

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      firearm protector is a reference to Final Combat (A chinese TF2 clone)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not bad, not great

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i might need that medic coat.

      what grade is it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL finally an item for all the edgy snipers to replace the rage hood with

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only good is the first for sold and the demo it but it should be Halloween restricted.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      who cares

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      turncoat, roadblock and more gun are cool
      starlight sorcerer is funny i like it
      i'd actually consider getting these, maybe bombard too and nightbane brim depending on what class(es) it's for, the rest are meh
      the halloween restricted ones are so blatantly furbait it's not even funny
      well besides cabinet man

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do we think of them, Gankerros?

        oh beaten and bruised is alright too
        also dustbowl devil and headhunter's brim being on the same case is almost insulting the are so similar

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beaten and bruised is cool but I don't know what it'd look good with

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cabinet Mann

      Oh Cool, a Neil Ciceriga Reference

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit
      Is that the fucking CHINESE FIREMAN hat

      Holy fuck that's a blast from the past

      Funny how the chink ripoff to TF2 sorta lives on now.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm fucking losing it over the final combat soldier shit. 10/10. can we get peter griffin heavy next

        >after all this years, my ancient loadout paid out in the end
        Now I have a matching buddy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dustbowl Devil
      Shit, I need this to be my Texas Ten Gallon replacement.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cans.wav

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the medic coat is the only good thing
      wish we got that balaclava for spy that was floating around for a while

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      These look like shit, what halloween crates should I buy and open I feel like spending money.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beaten and bruised is in
      >it's also lowest tier
      THANK YOU JESUS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lemon demon reference
      nice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cabinet Mann
      >we have Beep Man at home

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Horror Shawl and Masked fiend look like absolute dogshit but everything else is alright.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dustbowl Devil is Pimp Shit, gimme

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >another fucking wizard hat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's all so tiring, can't they be original for once and come up with something unique? They're just rehashing older comsetics at this point

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The imp imprint is kind of a stretch

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >kind of a stretch
          Come on now

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're two clearly different shirts.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >one has a skull on it and the other doesn't
              wow, big difference. It could literally be an alternative style

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            SOVL SOULLESS

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Shako/Topi on Demo is unique (for the class) and actually tries to theme it to him (with the insignia and fire plume)
        The rest are fucking stupid and more proof valve has zero oversight for what gets in, if the furry cosmetics weren't proof enough.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        spy masks aren't original but are enough variations on the same style as to be good filler
        the newer version of that cosmetic for demo is considerably better
        nobody cares about a shako
        new heavy mask looks better
        three scout cosmetics are all different enough from eachother to warrant picking one over the other

        seethe

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Spy masks
          They're all hideous
          >the newer version of that cosmetic for demo is considerably better
          I agree, but that doesn't disprove what I'm saying (they keep rehashing items already in-game)
          >new heavy mask looks better
          I mean...there's not much competition to begin with
          >three scout cosmetics are all different enough from eachother to warrant picking one over the other
          see

          >kind of a stretch
          Come on now

          >seethe
          Why are you defending this, I'd just like to see more unique and interesting items be added instead of shit we already got in the past. This for example is really cool but didn't make the cut https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2852058751&searchtext=

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They're all hideous
            irrelevant and subjective
            >agree, but that doesn't disprove what I'm saying (they keep rehashing items already in-game)
            how is it a rehash when it is different?
            >I mean...there's not much competition to begin with
            what is the problem then?
            >see

            >kind of a stretch
            Come on now #
            that they are completely different? different lenght, different shirt and just a different jacket entirely what i cant see is the point you are trying to make
            >more unique cosmetics
            again subjective i think that the one you posted looks bland

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Completely different
              Bruh come on now, you have to be blind if you think they don't look pretty fucking similar. In your eyes a cosmetic is fine as long as it's not a literal clone of another one, of course there's gonna be slight differences, I'm saying how similar, not identical, they are.
              >again subjective i think the one you posted looks bland
              it's not really subjective, if two items look alike then they look alike, independently if you think they look good/bad. If there isn't an item that looks like it already, then it's unique

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >look pretty fucking similar
                i already said what it's different abput and i think that if you have eyes you can see the differences i listed, but how about you post what is so similar about them? is it the fact that they are both open and thats it?
                >your eyes a cosmetic is fine as long as it's not a literal clone of another one
                obviously yes, how many soldier hats do we have that they are just more militar headgear that just look like his helmet? or fedoras or similar looking hats for spy? or more and more cowboy themed hats for engineer? how about hats for sniper that could barely be different from his normal one?
                > I'm saying how similar, not identical, they are
                and that is just a nitpick at this point, of course there will be similarities they can't really go crazy on some items because of gameplay or they just gotta keep the theme of the class consistent, i already listed some examples, the only exception i think it's pyro because he is basically a blank slate to do anything
                >it's not really subjective
                it really is, it's bland
                >then it's unique
                i dunno about that i think the medic item that gives him two personalities is much better, and unique =/= interesting or good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the best Halloween cases yet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fucking losing it over the final combat soldier shit. 10/10. can we get peter griffin heavy next

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >soldier
        >CoD boy
        >medic
        >heavy
        >soldier
        >heavy
        >idk spy maybe
        >pyro
        >pyro
        >sniper
        what an odd roster

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's only actually 5 characters, the others are reskins/costumes for those 5

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I watched the Clown's Meet The ripoff video after looking up firefighter Soldiers, and apparently he was supposed to be Pyro? Then who's the mophead in Pyro stance supposed to be?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's only actually 5 characters, the others are reskins/costumes for those 5

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone else think the cosmetics have been getting increasingly repetitive in the past 5 years? It's like everyone's run out of ideas

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's all so tiring, can't they be original for once and come up with something unique? They're just rehashing older comsetics at this point

        >kind of a stretch
        Come on now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >demoman robot helmet has very little combability with most of his cosmetics
      >witch hunter hat (whatever it is) doesn't have a style option to disable the coat
      >so many BETTER cosmetics on the workshop that could've been added but ended up left there because they're probably not buddy buddy not being on the checked list for getting a pass on their cosmetics getting added
      robot cosmetic is cool, BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST it doesn't work with anything to make something truly unique.
      the person who adds cosmetics just doesn't get it or puts in the effort to just look, LITERALLY hire someone to browse the sections to see what's good before deciding what gets added.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d rather the million-dollar Artifact tournament Valve announced in March 2018 be up.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You can spam the screams on the inspect for the scaredy cat taunt

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >servers down

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Got a cosmetic case
    >And a warpaint case
    >Servers are down and I can't sell them on the market
    >The game is playing clown music at me and I can't get in a game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      me and you brother

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FUCK CRASHER IS AMAZING

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why can't they just pick good items, bros

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah no thanks, I'll be playing Overwatch 2 instead

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys chud

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ghoulish Gains case
    >no new muscleman or fatty cosmetics

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inventory unavailable

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't access inventory to sell Halloween crates at a high price.
    Damn it.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will we ever get weapon patch notes ever again?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Will we get the developers ruining shit a youtuber whined to jill that day about?
      Hopefully fucking not

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully not. I've hated all the changes they've made since Meet Your Match.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      we did recently you stupid retard
      They nerfed iron bomber like a month or two ago

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was a bugfix

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nerfing and buffing things based on what some shitty garden gnometuber said
      lets hope they dont

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are the unusual taunt effects. I've been sitting on an unusualifier for years since all the holidays only add bad ones.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    107.155.104.114:19001
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    All Halloween map rotation for maximum Halloween spirit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      DON'T JOIN THAT SERVER IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit. Tyler's gonna freak.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This inventory is not available at this time. Please try again later
    >case price goes down by minute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      VICH ONE OF YOU IS CRYING

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ME! I AM CRYING

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          OHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put dispenser here

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH BUZZSAW
    DID THEY EVEN PLAYTEST IT?

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they keep updating snakewater in every single update?
    What's the endgame?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the snakewater dev sends the updates to Valve so they add them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      watersnakes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always hated the Halloween gimmicky shit such as the pumpkins, the free crits and the spells. Can't wait until its over so I can play the game again.
    Does anyone else feel this way about the event?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ignore the halloween section of the casual matchmaking window and you can effectively ignore the whole update

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nope

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck no

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you join a comp game to complain to all your no-fun-allowed butt buddies about it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to your degree, but I hate when they just shove every possible thing into a Halloween map
      >Explosive pumpkins
      >Spells
      >Spawn two monoculus
      >HHH
      >Skeletons
      All at once is too fucking much. I wish there were more Halloween maps that had those random elements but used them more sparingly

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >got a chicken kiev on my second Halloween package
    nice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kyiv* (;

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he got cases?
    >crash ze serveurs
    >then dump it

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing tf2 when ow2 just came out
    based incel loser

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Signatures are against the rules

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TF2 has an update on the same day that OW2 is still crippled by queues
    TF2 bros, we can’t stop winning

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh sweet helltrain made it in. I played that in the workshop and thought it was great.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got the scout picture screaming? From that meme that keeps getting redrawn from one piece

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just won the game on Crasher by picking up the bomb as enforcer spy with a quick-fix medic and gunning down their brass Beast heavy with vax medic.
    Lol, fuck your damage resistance.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      enforcer never works but when it does it's a thing of beauty

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >When you melt the wrangler sentry and the engineer can do literally nothing about it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have wanted, for the longest time, for the Homewrecker to also pierce resistances and also lose the ability to hit enemy sappers cause fuck Pybro that's pussy shit
          I have a full Engineer rape loadout of the Fury and the Homewrecker so I can give turtlers a comprehensive colon examination with my fucking sledgehammer and great balls-o'-fire
          I just wish it worked against Wranglers

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          this shit only happens when ur steamrolling u try to shoot a wrangled sentry in a good position and the entire enemy team will fuck you in the ass after you fire 2-3 shots. but it is satisfying when it does work

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Um this doesn't actually happen
            It actually does and you can cry about it

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the reddit dresser
              gross

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >i'm your fadda, i just made you

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >i'm your fadda, i just made you

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ooh, I'll need to pick that up

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >not just naming the gun Spaghetti
              why do you have to spell it out completely and ruin any semblance of a joke

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because referential humor is a way of making other laugh, not testing how ingrained hand banana is in their backside

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    First map and it's broken
    Game thinks Bonesaw is payload and not payload race so red cannot move the cart

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this real?
      Did they playtest at all?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's TF2. Of course they didn't.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it isn't?

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scaredy-cat is great on Scout and decent on everyone else

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    TF2 is dead, it's time to move on to the superior multiplayer Valve shooter AKA Left 4 Dead 2
    >Fully mod supported with a large amount to choose from
    >Consistent playerbase that isn't filled with bots
    >No garden gnome cosmetics, if you want to change the appearance of someone you download a mod, no transactions required
    >A well programmed game director ensures that almost every game you play is different than the last, promoting replayability
    >even if you get bored of playing the same campaign maps all the time, there are plenty of great custom maps to choose from
    >has one of the most advanced gore systems in a vidya
    >Versus still makes gays and shitters seethe to this day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anthony J Maida

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6 (six) new indistinguishable halloween maps that take up 69 megs each and won't get played for more than a month out of the year
    >we're probably getting more smissmas maps like wutville too
    at least we technically got arena back last year i think it was last year, please tell me it was last year but this is starting to get absurd and i actually like halloween. koth_bagel is still only official in the form of a halloween map that no one plays for fuck's sake

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pootis POW

    HAHA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      NICE SHOOTIN' TEX

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        WE MAKE GOOD TEAM

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          IS NOT POSSIBLE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crasher is god tier, bonesaw is literally unplayable. How does quality vary this much?

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    beepchads wya?

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    finally, a decent halloween warpaint that isn't just pumpinks or spider webs on your guns

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice game valve

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nope

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >too busy staring at an error model to stop sans undertale from stealing the intel and fucking scout's mom
      sad!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd buy that unusual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      btw it's more gun marshall (4th style)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bonesaw looks great and is the first plr map in years but it's unplayable

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn they finally added a Convoy-like map to the game officially, after 15 years. That's wild.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3 ctf maps
      o_O

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Technically Crashers is an assault map, not ctf.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soul-Mill is KOTH

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play regular map
    >see gold strange killstreak tomislav heavy go mad before the round even starts
    >mention it
    GONNA GRY ?
    >round starts he barely carries with two medic's wedged up his ass
    killstreaks were a mistake

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we still havent ever had a single normal ctf halloween map added to this game

    also the fucking trading servers are so god damn fucking slow im trying to buy mvm tickets you mongs

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/0e/Halloween_boo1.mp3

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ Valve

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      start prayin, boy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a ENGINEER NEIGHBORHOOD. All other classes MOVE ALONG.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crasher is fun in concept but in practice Giant Heavies are so OP that they're the only class worth letting turn into a giant.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hope you have a vac, cux im gonna fucking shred you at range

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm already too close to you and you can't effectively track me because I'm too small.
          In fact in the time you typed out that post I've already farted out 1000 damage on you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >giant soldier with battalion
      >giant demoknight with eyelander and 4+ heads
      >giant demoknight with half-zatoichi (assuming that everyone on the other team is retarded enough to not try instakilling him)
      >giant medic when healing a scout
      >holiday punch in general being able to shut a giant down
      Lots of ways to cheese the map, but that's part of the fun.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dress up as a fairy with holiday punch
        >pootis pow the giant
        wew

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          OHHHHHH
          HEAVY IS DRUNK

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >furry using the new dragon head for the sniper racking up double digit killstreaks with the shooting star.
    Ah, so this is why I never play casual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait sniper has a dragon head?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, my bad, it's not new (There is a dragon head cosmetic, but it's for the pyro),

        it was just https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Crocodile_Mun-Dee painted with team spirit or something.
        I was a bit too pissy to focus properly.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah I have that already

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The dragon head is for THE SNIPER?!

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just got into a match with a fag using bot aim
    an actual human bean
    not a bot

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SCAREDY CAT
    FUCKING FINALLY YESSSS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Get a new non-roleplaying taunt
      >It's the mercs being pussies
      Why the fuck would I want the guy I just killed to see me cowering with fear in the freezecam?

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I sell the case? it doesn't show up when I try to sell on the market page.
    And there's no sell button in my inventory.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sort your inventory to update it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still doesn't show up
        Just noticed it says ( Not Tradable or Marketable )
        Can I not sell cases I get from the contract pumpkin thingy? How are people selling them?
        Sorry this is like my first event in TF2.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, yeah contract completion cases aren't tradable, they're more of a "bonus" for contract work. The contents inside are tradable.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            So how do people sell this? Random in-game drop like CS:GO?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Correct.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, thanks anon.

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow
    Thank you for your continued support of the game, valve

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enemy team is full of pedro gonzalez and one or two bots
    >they never vote to kick them
    Latinx should be forced to play on separate servers from civilized countries.

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there are people in this thread who don't like Ghost Fort

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah because I'm always there for like an hour trying to get the fucking contract.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuck off merasmus

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Killing the fuck out of merasmus so he spawns every 30 seconds

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there are people who don't know that the Huntsman does the most damage to him for whatever reason

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I find Direct Hit to be better for beating him fast because a rocket will one-shot props, getting him out of the hiding phase ASAP

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Combat triangle
          Rangers beat Magers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate it when I'm trying to do my contracts because I want the match to end so I can collect my reward, and it always keeps going on forever because of that wizard.
      Also annoying is that I have to do TWO contracts for Ghost Fort, one for the map and one for the boss

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Merasmsus*

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        man I really wish youtubers didn't get sprays removed from default servers

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Best part is that there's a setting to disable them if you didn't want them, they're just too lazy to even do that so now, no sprays for anyone!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well no it's worse than them being lazy, it's a matter of it being a part of the community that they can't control.

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >third degree crit a giant heavy
    >kill two meds
    heh

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >getting excited for new microtransactions
    pathetic

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pro tip for everyone doing crasher
    go booties + targe + persian demoknight as the giant. charge and kill people, instant charge refill, and just run directly to the point. map can be ended in like 5 minutes because an uncoordinated team can't kill you in time if you rush the point

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about not metagaming the seasonal halloween map and just enjoying yourself.
      Fucking autist

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i tried playing the map normally. we sat there for 30 minutes and nobody captured a single flag. if you just need to get the contracts done, it's a fast way

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Getting another giant should take longer. It's easy for a stalemate to happen when recovering from losing your giant is so easy.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tf2 post 2009
    just nope.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still better than any other multiplayer shooter. Go play some Overwatch or Valorant, fag.

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop playing TF2. Let the redditors have it and move on. Valve stopped caring a long time ago.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Move onto what? I don't have a phone

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      heck no

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