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SCREAM FORTRESS IS UP
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=143884
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
oh cool
the new cosmetics are better than last year's but man are the taunts really bad
people have been b***hing non-stop that the Scaredy-Cat wasn't getting added so they literally gave people what they asked for
well good for them, the taunt is still shit
Where?
HOLY SHTI NEW TAUNTE
What do we think of them, Gankerros?
Holy shit
Is that the fricking CHINESE FIREMAN hat
Holy shit it is.
One of the best halloween cases in years.
>literal electric boogaloo rehashes
Frick this shit.
Pony Express doesn't have fake legs dangling off the sides
i'm glad the bear head for heavy actually looks like a bear and not cutesy furgay nonsense. same for the dragon head
Pretty good. I like the medic and sniper sets.
>scout wizard hat
those homosexuals knew what they were doing
I like it, but what could you even pair it with?
looks just like that undertale character
I can kinda see it but it's really just the style of hat paired with the glasses. You gave me a good idea to paint it green though
I still don't get it.
the scout hat + glasses remind them of notorius cum dumpster Ralsei from hit game Deltarune
>Undertale invented wizard hats
it's glasses that do the trick, paint that hat green and the inspiration becomes obvious
if you say so i guess
You may have autism
wizard hat + big glasses is a staple combination you are either obsessed or so young that's the only exposure you had to it
just stop and think, what KIND of people play tf2?
bronies, random [1488] XPraiseXKekX /misc/tards, and a lot of screaming brazilian children
You're digging yourself deeper.
imma die in this grave homie
naw, my "loyalties" lies elsewhere
I jack off to Susie every day and I don't see the Ralsei connection. You have terminal autism.
hell the Seared Sorcerer looks like a bigger ralsei reference since it also references black mage
>You have terminal autism
you jack off to susie every day, you don't really sound like a great judge of character
Yeah, I am. And I'm better than you.
It's okay if you wanna be ralsei for halloween man, I won't judge you.
Is it a pony thing?
>named the Heavy bear head after Rexxar's bear pet
what did they mean by this
Heavy's real name is Mikhail/Misha
They meant that you're moronic
And the 5 taunts.
I thought the Travel Agent was "well, off to hang myself" just glancing at it
Frick me too holy shit
>look up "well off to hang myself" on youtube
>suicide hotline number in the results
what
Unfortunately I must inform you that you're now on a list.
Also frick these nerd maps where all the gimmicks are intentionally out of hotspots
>warning bugs out and video doesn't even play
I hate how babyish the internet is now.
welcome to hell.
>video doesn't save to history after clicking the button and having it play
It feels like every several months, Youtube becomes even worse than it was before.
if this was on the game no other FPS would manage to compete
Suicide taunts for every class would be pretty nice. Soldier already has one.
>Scout does a backflip and breaks his neck
>Pyro drops a lit match down his collar, his gas mask is briefly illuminated with a FWOOSH, then the empty suit flops onto the floor
>Demo drinks nitroglycerine, then hiccups and blows up
>Heavy breaks own neck. "Ded"
>Engie builds a catapult chair that launches him into the air, dies on impact with anything
>Medic drinks not-medicine, mutates and melts while screaming bloody murder
>Sniper puts down a crate with a gator and jumps into it, his hand flies back out later
>Spy takes a cyanide pill
>was just posting about the scream taunt in a thread the other week
Gonna be the first thing I buy in this game in years.
Those Demo taunts are gonna go great with my Demo loadout.
>demo boat
Frick me I'm really going to be a dipshit consoomer again, aren't I?
Don't do it, it might be the worst vehicle taunt in the game
Nice
melting pot of friendship?
>engie items are all shit again
WHY
Engie items are never good
more gun marshal is really good, what are you on about
>Alcoholic automaton isn't halloween-restricted
Are we gonna get a repeat of the scout buttsecks misc and get another round of strange halloween cosmetics
Corona Australis isn't Halloween-exclusive either, I think it being unrestricted is fine. Far better than scouts abusing a second scout.
Not worth disabling nohats.
>final combat soldier
Holy shit.
>ANOTHER crones dome
firearm protector is a reference to Final Combat (A chinese TF2 clone)
Not bad, not great
i might need that medic coat.
what grade is it?
LOL finally an item for all the edgy snipers to replace the rage hood with
The only good is the first for sold and the demo it but it should be Halloween restricted.
who cares
turncoat, roadblock and more gun are cool
starlight sorcerer is funny i like it
i'd actually consider getting these, maybe bombard too and nightbane brim depending on what class(es) it's for, the rest are meh
the halloween restricted ones are so blatantly furbait it's not even funny
well besides cabinet man
oh beaten and bruised is alright too
also dustbowl devil and headhunter's brim being on the same case is almost insulting the are so similar
Beaten and bruised is cool but I don't know what it'd look good with
>Cabinet Mann
Oh Cool, a Neil Ciceriga Reference
Holy frick that's a blast from the past
Funny how the chink ripoff to TF2 sorta lives on now.
>after all this years, my ancient loadout paid out in the end
Now I have a matching buddy
>Dustbowl Devil
Shit, I need this to be my Texas Ten Gallon replacement.
>cans.wav
the medic coat is the only good thing
wish we got that balaclava for spy that was floating around for a while
These look like shit, what halloween crates should I buy and open I feel like spending money.
>beaten and bruised is in
>it's also lowest tier
THANK YOU JESUS
>lemon demon reference
nice
>Cabinet Mann
>we have Beep Man at home
Horror Shawl and Masked fiend look like absolute dogshit but everything else is alright.
Dustbowl Devil is Pimp Shit, gimme
>another fricking wizard hat
It's all so tiring, can't they be original for once and come up with something unique? They're just rehashing older comsetics at this point
The imp imprint is kind of a stretch
>kind of a stretch
Come on now
They're two clearly different shirts.
>one has a skull on it and the other doesn't
wow, big difference. It could literally be an alternative style
SOVL SOULLESS
The Shako/Topi on Demo is unique (for the class) and actually tries to theme it to him (with the insignia and fire plume)
The rest are fricking stupid and more proof valve has zero oversight for what gets in, if the furry cosmetics weren't proof enough.
spy masks aren't original but are enough variations on the same style as to be good filler
the newer version of that cosmetic for demo is considerably better
nobody cares about a shako
new heavy mask looks better
three scout cosmetics are all different enough from eachother to warrant picking one over the other
seethe
>Spy masks
They're all hideous
>the newer version of that cosmetic for demo is considerably better
I agree, but that doesn't disprove what I'm saying (they keep rehashing items already in-game)
>new heavy mask looks better
I mean...there's not much competition to begin with
>three scout cosmetics are all different enough from eachother to warrant picking one over the other
see
>seethe
Why are you defending this, I'd just like to see more unique and interesting items be added instead of shit we already got in the past. This for example is really cool but didn't make the cut https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2852058751&searchtext=
>They're all hideous
irrelevant and subjective
>agree, but that doesn't disprove what I'm saying (they keep rehashing items already in-game)
how is it a rehash when it is different?
>I mean...there's not much competition to begin with
what is the problem then?
>see
>kind of a stretch
Come on now #
that they are completely different? different lenght, different shirt and just a different jacket entirely what i cant see is the point you are trying to make
>more unique cosmetics
again subjective i think that the one you posted looks bland
>Completely different
Bruh come on now, you have to be blind if you think they don't look pretty fricking similar. In your eyes a cosmetic is fine as long as it's not a literal clone of another one, of course there's gonna be slight differences, I'm saying how similar, not identical, they are.
>again subjective i think the one you posted looks bland
it's not really subjective, if two items look alike then they look alike, independently if you think they look good/bad. If there isn't an item that looks like it already, then it's unique
>look pretty fricking similar
i already said what it's different abput and i think that if you have eyes you can see the differences i listed, but how about you post what is so similar about them? is it the fact that they are both open and thats it?
>your eyes a cosmetic is fine as long as it's not a literal clone of another one
obviously yes, how many soldier hats do we have that they are just more militar headgear that just look like his helmet? or fedoras or similar looking hats for spy? or more and more cowboy themed hats for engineer? how about hats for sniper that could barely be different from his normal one?
> I'm saying how similar, not identical, they are
and that is just a nitpick at this point, of course there will be similarities they can't really go crazy on some items because of gameplay or they just gotta keep the theme of the class consistent, i already listed some examples, the only exception i think it's pyro because he is basically a blank slate to do anything
>it's not really subjective
it really is, it's bland
>then it's unique
i dunno about that i think the medic item that gives him two personalities is much better, and unique =/= interesting or good
One of the best Halloween cases yet
I'm fricking losing it over the final combat soldier shit. 10/10. can we get peter griffin heavy next
>soldier
>CoD boy
>medic
>heavy
>soldier
>heavy
>idk spy maybe
>pyro
>pyro
>sniper
what an odd roster
There's only actually 5 characters, the others are reskins/costumes for those 5
I watched the Clown's Meet The ripoff video after looking up firefighter Soldiers, and apparently he was supposed to be Pyro? Then who's the mophead in Pyro stance supposed to be?
Anyone else think the cosmetics have been getting increasingly repetitive in the past 5 years? It's like everyone's run out of ideas
>demoman robot helmet has very little combability with most of his cosmetics
>witch hunter hat (whatever it is) doesn't have a style option to disable the coat
>so many BETTER cosmetics on the workshop that could've been added but ended up left there because they're probably not buddy buddy not being on the checked list for getting a pass on their cosmetics getting added
robot cosmetic is cool, BUT JESUS FRICKING CHRIST it doesn't work with anything to make something truly unique.
the person who adds cosmetics just doesn't get it or puts in the effort to just look, LITERALLY hire someone to browse the sections to see what's good before deciding what gets added.
I’d rather the million-dollar Artifact tournament Valve announced in March 2018 be up.
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>You can spam the screams on the inspect for the scaredy cat taunt
>servers down
>Got a cosmetic case
>And a warpaint case
>Servers are down and I can't sell them on the market
>The game is playing clown music at me and I can't get in a game
me and you brother
HOLY FRICK CRASHER IS AMAZING
why can't they just pick good items, bros
yeah no thanks, I'll be playing Overwatch 2 instead
kys troon
>Ghoulish Gains case
>no new muscleman or fatty cosmetics
>inventory unavailable
>Can't access inventory to sell Halloween crates at a high price.
Damn it.
Will we ever get weapon patch notes ever again?
>Will we get the developers ruining shit a youtuber whined to jill that day about?
Hopefully fricking not
Hopefully not. I've hated all the changes they've made since Meet Your Match.
we did recently you stupid moron
They nerfed iron bomber like a month or two ago
That was a bugfix
>nerfing and buffing things based on what some shitty israelitetuber said
lets hope they dont
How are the unusual taunt effects. I've been sitting on an unusualifier for years since all the holidays only add bad ones.
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All Halloween map rotation for maximum Halloween spirit
DON'T JOIN THAT SERVER IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS
Holy shit. Tyler's gonna freak.
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>case price goes down by minute
VICH ONE OF YOU IS CRYING
ME! I AM CRYING
OHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Put dispenser here
LMAO WHAT THE FRICK IS UP WITH BUZZSAW
DID THEY EVEN PLAYTEST IT?
Why do they keep updating snakewater in every single update?
What's the endgame?
the snakewater dev sends the updates to Valve so they add them
watersnakes
I always hated the Halloween gimmicky shit such as the pumpkins, the free crits and the spells. Can't wait until its over so I can play the game again.
Does anyone else feel this way about the event?
ignore the halloween section of the casual matchmaking window and you can effectively ignore the whole update
nope
Frick no
Why don't you join a comp game to complain to all your no-fun-allowed butt buddies about it?
Not to your degree, but I hate when they just shove every possible thing into a Halloween map
>Explosive pumpkins
>Spells
>Spawn two monoculus
>HHH
>Skeletons
All at once is too fricking much. I wish there were more Halloween maps that had those random elements but used them more sparingly
>got a chicken kiev on my second Halloween package
nice
kyiv* (;
>he got cases?
>crash ze serveurs
>then dump it
>playing tf2 when ow2 just came out
based incel loser
Signatures are against the rules
>TF2 has an update on the same day that OW2 is still crippled by queues
TF2 bros, we can’t stop winning
Oh sweet helltrain made it in. I played that in the workshop and thought it was great.
Anyone got the scout picture screaming? From that meme that keeps getting redrawn from one piece
>Just won the game on Crasher by picking up the bomb as enforcer spy with a quick-fix medic and gunning down their brass Beast heavy with vax medic.
Lol, frick your damage resistance.
enforcer never works but when it does it's a thing of beauty
>When you melt the wrangler sentry and the engineer can do literally nothing about it
I have wanted, for the longest time, for the Homewrecker to also pierce resistances and also lose the ability to hit enemy sappers cause frick Pybro that's pussy shit
I have a full Engineer rape loadout of the Fury and the Homewrecker so I can give turtlers a comprehensive colon examination with my fricking sledgehammer and great balls-o'-fire
I just wish it worked against Wranglers
this shit only happens when ur steamrolling u try to shoot a wrangled sentry in a good position and the entire enemy team will frick you in the ass after you fire 2-3 shots. but it is satisfying when it does work
>Um this doesn't actually happen
It actually does and you can cry about it
>the reddit dresser
gross
>i'm your fadda, i just made you
Ooh, I'll need to pick that up
>not just naming the gun Spaghetti
why do you have to spell it out completely and ruin any semblance of a joke
Because referential humor is a way of making other laugh, not testing how ingrained hand banana is in their backside
First map and it's broken
Game thinks Bonesaw is payload and not payload race so red cannot move the cart
Is this real?
Did they playtest at all?
It's TF2. Of course they didn't.
it isn't?
Scaredy-cat is great on Scout and decent on everyone else
TF2 is dead, it's time to move on to the superior multiplayer Valve shooter AKA Left 4 Dead 2
>Fully mod supported with a large amount to choose from
>Consistent playerbase that isn't filled with bots
>No israelite cosmetics, if you want to change the appearance of someone you download a mod, no transactions required
>A well programmed game director ensures that almost every game you play is different than the last, promoting replayability
>even if you get bored of playing the same campaign maps all the time, there are plenty of great custom maps to choose from
>has one of the most advanced gore systems in a vidya
>Versus still makes homosexuals and shitters seethe to this day
Anthony J Maida
>6 (six) new indistinguishable halloween maps that take up 69 megs each and won't get played for more than a month out of the year
>we're probably getting more smissmas maps like wutville too
at least we technically got arena back last year i think it was last year, please tell me it was last year but this is starting to get absurd and i actually like halloween. koth_bagel is still only official in the form of a halloween map that no one plays for frick's sake
pootis POW
HAHA
NICE SHOOTIN' TEX
WE MAKE GOOD TEAM
IS NOT POSSIBLE
Crasher is god tier, bonesaw is literally unplayable. How does quality vary this much?
beepchads wya?
finally, a decent halloween warpaint that isn't just pumpinks or spider webs on your guns
nice game valve
nope
>too busy staring at an error model to stop sans undertale from stealing the intel and fricking scout's mom
sad!
I'd buy that unusual
btw it's more gun marshall (4th style)
>Bonesaw looks great and is the first plr map in years but it's unplayable
Damn they finally added a Convoy-like map to the game officially, after 15 years. That's wild.
>3 ctf maps
o_O
Technically Crashers is an assault map, not ctf.
Soul-Mill is KOTH
>play regular map
>see gold strange killstreak tomislav heavy go mad before the round even starts
>mention it
GONNA GRY ?
>round starts he barely carries with two medic's wedged up his ass
killstreaks were a mistake
we still havent ever had a single normal ctf halloween map added to this game
also the fricking trading servers are so god damn fricking slow im trying to buy mvm tickets you mongs
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/0e/Halloween_boo1.mp3
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
jesus christ Valve
start prayin, boy
This is a ENGINEER NEIGHBORHOOD. All other classes MOVE ALONG.
Crasher is fun in concept but in practice Giant Heavies are so OP that they're the only class worth letting turn into a giant.
lol
lmao
hope you have a vac, cux im gonna fricking shred you at range
I'm already too close to you and you can't effectively track me because I'm too small.
In fact in the time you typed out that post I've already farted out 1000 damage on you
>giant soldier with battalion
>giant demoknight with eyelander and 4+ heads
>giant demoknight with half-zatoichi (assuming that everyone on the other team is moronic enough to not try instakilling him)
>giant medic when healing a scout
>holiday punch in general being able to shut a giant down
Lots of ways to cheese the map, but that's part of the fun.
>dress up as a fairy with holiday punch
>pootis pow the giant
wew
OHHHHHH
HEAVY IS DRUNK
>furry using the new dragon head for the sniper racking up double digit killstreaks with the shooting star.
Ah, so this is why I never play casual
Wait sniper has a dragon head?
Oh, my bad, it's not new (There is a dragon head cosmetic, but it's for the pyro),
it was just https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Crocodile_Mun-Dee painted with team spirit or something.
I was a bit too pissy to focus properly.
Oh yeah I have that already
The dragon head is for THE SNIPER?!
just got into a match with a gay using bot aim
an actual human bean
not a bot
>SCAREDY CAT
FRICKING FINALLY YESSSS
>Get a new non-roleplaying taunt
>It's the mercs being pussies
Why the frick would I want the guy I just killed to see me cowering with fear in the freezecam?
How do I sell the case? it doesn't show up when I try to sell on the market page.
And there's no sell button in my inventory.
Sort your inventory to update it.
Still doesn't show up
Just noticed it says ( Not Tradable or Marketable )
Can I not sell cases I get from the contract pumpkin thingy? How are people selling them?
Sorry this is like my first event in TF2.
Oh, yeah contract completion cases aren't tradable, they're more of a "bonus" for contract work. The contents inside are tradable.
So how do people sell this? Random in-game drop like CS:GO?
Correct.
Alright, thanks anon.
Wow
Thank you for your continued support of the game, valve
>enemy team is full of pedro gonzalez and one or two bots
>they never vote to kick them
Latinx should be forced to play on separate servers from civilized countries.
>there are people in this thread who don't like Ghost Fort
yeah because I'm always there for like an hour trying to get the fricking contract.
frick off merasmus
>Killing the frick out of merasmus so he spawns every 30 seconds
>there are people who don't know that the Huntsman does the most damage to him for whatever reason
I find Direct Hit to be better for beating him fast because a rocket will one-shot props, getting him out of the hiding phase ASAP
Combat triangle
Rangers beat Magers
I hate it when I'm trying to do my contracts because I want the match to end so I can collect my reward, and it always keeps going on forever because of that wizard.
Also annoying is that I have to do TWO contracts for Ghost Fort, one for the map and one for the boss
Merasmsus*
man I really wish youtubers didn't get sprays removed from default servers
Best part is that there's a setting to disable them if you didn't want them, they're just too lazy to even do that so now, no sprays for anyone!
Well no it's worse than them being lazy, it's a matter of it being a part of the community that they can't control.
>third degree crit a giant heavy
>kill two meds
heh
>getting excited for new microtransactions
pathetic
pro tip for everyone doing crasher
go booties + targe + persian demoknight as the giant. charge and kill people, instant charge refill, and just run directly to the point. map can be ended in like 5 minutes because an uncoordinated team can't kill you in time if you rush the point
How about not metagaming the seasonal halloween map and just enjoying yourself.
Fricking autist
i tried playing the map normally. we sat there for 30 minutes and nobody captured a single flag. if you just need to get the contracts done, it's a fast way
Getting another giant should take longer. It's easy for a stalemate to happen when recovering from losing your giant is so easy.
>tf2 post 2009
just nope.
Still better than any other multiplayer shooter. Go play some Overwatch or Valorant, gay.
Stop playing TF2. Let the redditors have it and move on. Valve stopped caring a long time ago.
Move onto what? I don't have a phone
heck no