>tfw read the Bible

>tfw read the Bible
>tfw played Bayonetta

How the frick is this so Bible accurate it’s crazy?

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which part?

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny that her va is so religious

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >HT is an MIC supporter

      Okay maybe I'm glad she's not in 3

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        shut up moron

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          im sure helena cheered at all those drones killing civilians to protect the interests of weapons manufacturers and corporate interests, stand up gal she is

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Obama did that.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why can’t I play as futa angels?

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to get good at the combat but goddamn, this game sucks.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      your taste sucks. badly

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i want to get good at the combat but i suck at the combat so the game is bad

      classic Ganker

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Naw, that's not the problem. I'd be fine with getting my ass kicked if I didn't have to go through all these shitty platforming sections, random QTEs and long cutscenes with annoying characters. It's just such a drag when I want to learn. The pacing of missions and upgrades is a mess too, and the bosses are shoddy.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >shitty platforming sections
          grossly over-stating how many jumping segments there are in the game
          >random QTEs
          the QTEs essentially drop off after the 3rd chapter of the game, they are used seldomly throughout the rest of the game
          >long cutscenes
          then skip them
          >bosses are all shoddy
          pretty common opinion, bayo isn't known for its boss fights. jeanne is literally the only good one

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >grossly over-stating how many jumping segments there are in the game
            Bullshit, I just beat chapter 5 and there was a big section where you run from something jump while shit explodes around you or something of the sort on basically every chapter. And this is not my first time player so I know there's going to be more until the very end, not to say the racing section and the shooter section, or the turret sections.

            >the QTEs essentially drop off after the 3rd chapter of the game
            Might be true but they still are horrendously implemented for no real reason.

            >then skip them
            That won't make them not cut the middle of the action. Plus like I said I'm playing it for the second time after a while so I want to give the game's story a second chance.

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I just beat chapter 5 and there was a big section where you run from something jump while shit explodes around you
              the stupid shit Ganker complains about

              just go back to dmc and stop crying.

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              I did the same thing as you. I played on normal first then recently on hard to give the game a second chance. This time I properly learned the mechanics and could pure plat the earlier levels and I was planning to do infinite climax (hardest difficulty) playthrough. But then I was thinking about the bike sections, harrier sections, the combat where you just spam same move over and over again, bosses that have lots of waiting and qtes. Like why the frick is every boss just some big thing that cannot even speak properly and all you do is wait for telegraphed attacks and then attack with the same dial in combo over and over again. It's like okay you CAN do some combos in this game but they are just so shit with simplified inputs.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          and they're all over, right
          sure

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Shitty platforming sections
          There is like one real one and the others are all short cinematic moments that take fricking seconds
          >Random QTEs
          There are like 3 that exist purely at the beginning of the game in Bayo 1 and maybe 1 towards the end. If you mean mash to damage moves you still end up doing good damage even with 75% of the thing full so who cares.
          >Long cutscenes
          Skip em
          >Annoying characters
          Not really i always liked Bayo and besides her child counterpart the rest of the cast is likeable. The villain in Bayo 2 is a bit shit though.
          >Pacing/updates/bosses
          Upgrades are fine pacing can be a bit shit and the bosses in Bayo 1 are fine too. If you wanna say the motorcycle/harrier missions are shit go ahead because i agree but the rest of the game is fine.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >all these shitty platforming sections
          What are these sections? Where are they? All the "platforming" i remember are super easy seconds long sections. You can double jump and turn into a crow and fly. How are you fricking this up?

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not? There is no reference to Christianity itself as a religion in the game. It just borrows the "lore" about Angels.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish more games made angels look like monstrosities. SMT4 tried and a few of them are decent. They are suppose to essentially just holy demons/abominations to human eyes and make you go crazy. Not bird wings on man outside of some super low level angels. I think its okay for Metatron though because hes a robot and gods voicebox and its simple and it works.

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