Thank god this shitty company shot itself in the foot and killed the franchise.

Thank god this shitty company shot itself in the foot and killed the franchise. All the fromtards were so insufferable with their git gud filtered shit. Now all you have to tell them is "Heart Stolen" and they will crawl back to their basement.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >keeps gitting gud
    >doesn't get filtered
    >his ultimate reward: being forced to become a homosexual
    pottery

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fromdrones have been closet homosexuals since DS2. No one takes that much anal plowing and proceeds to defend it with such fervor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fromslop makes you gay confirmed

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it makes a lot of sense as a meta subtext thing. All of those games are about being a bottom homosexual that tries his best to preserve his ass from everything around him that tries to rape him. And most of the time main character gets raped as you try to learn the game. I hope it also makes a lot of people who love souls games stop and think if they are masochistic bottom homosexuals. Cause only disturbed people find those games fun.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Base game features enemy brainwashing item that was made by Miquella
    >In the boss fight with him he can brainwash the player to win
    I don't see the issue.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the first step was programming you to find losing again and again enjoyable (without even getting a hentai game over scene with a woman involved) and now they are making your character become gay, what is the next step?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am turned into a docile house husband who wears a chastity cage while my wife goes out clubbing to frick Black person dick.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All those years of conditioning, where drones playing those moronic games were forced to be bottoms to all the bosses, are paying off. morons don't even see any issue with becoming literally gay. Creating an army of bottom homosexuals was his long term goal.

        >no please! stop shitting on my favorite game and ramming my bussy so hard!
        I thought you homosexuals are into that?

        This is the state of vidya discourse.
        Lmao you are genuinely brown.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gayness was invented by White people tho.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >without even getting a hentai game over scene with a woman involved
      That's also gay.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to suck the penis and I think the fanbase is a bunch of homosexuals if they see nothing wrong with this.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Redditbirth fanboy has been malding for days now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >redditbirth
      Elden Ring is the reddit game, you projecting b***h. No one sucks more Miyazaki dick than reddit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP here. It might surprise you but I find both games to be dogshit.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dark souls was always gay newbie. Happy pride

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we always loved sucking dick
      Good job anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i kill him every playthrough, even though that boss battle is shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that boss battle is shit
        it's a great battle
        simple is best and you just know what to do without needing 20 tires or seeing the gigantic AOE insta kill attack after the boss is down a certain health

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based and I do the same because I fundamentally do not respect homosexuals or Dark Souls 3

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker will defend this actual homosexualry because a Japanese developer did it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      K I N O

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >K I N O
        This word was always so meaningless to me. Good to hear it means homosexualry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >written by Western writer GRRM
      Fixd for you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        giga cope. your precious japarinos produce more degenerate shit than this daily

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      K I N O

      It was just a few days ago...
      I still remember when people called this entire boss fight fake, and made fun of that grab animation, claiming it was a mod.
      I still remember when people called this fake because Miquella + Radahn is just aping the Twin Princes from DS3, a blatant recycled concept.
      I still remember when people called this fake because Miquella has fricking four arms, and why would he? Only a modder could come up with such random, dumb idea.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I still remember when people called this fake because Miquella has fricking four arms
        Seriously, did they do this just because of the Ranni popularity? Makes no sense for him to have four arms.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't need to make sense, Youtube e-celebs will come up with the lore to explain it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Awesome and suitably horrifying. But I have no faith in FromSoft boss designs anymore. I won't be fighting this boss when I know it will be a bad fight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      notice how miquella gives you the marriage hand like rannis ring hand

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it is pretty funny to watch people get mad at one of the only creative things in the dlc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the only creative things in the dlc
      >creative things
      >forcing a guy to love dick
      >creative things
      How about you create some HIV in your body you homosexual.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your ability to dream up wild gay fanfiction is not at all relational to what the game is doing - there is no egregious gay sex scene in the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not even a romantic love. you can talk to all of the npcs after miquella's seal is broken and one of them explicitly calls miquella a monster that uses love to manipulate and enslave people

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You fricking Black folk have been relentless in complaining all day long, it's honestly embarrassing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no please! stop shitting on my favorite game and ramming my bussy so hard!
      I thought you homosexuals are into that?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fromdrones are gay

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't understand what's bad about this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gays are good though

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All those years of conditioning, where drones playing those moronic games were forced to be bottoms to all the bosses, are paying off. morons don't even see any issue with becoming literally gay. Creating an army of bottom homosexuals was his long term goal.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PAJEETS STILL MAKING FAKE AI MODS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand anon didn't you read Berserk? The thing he shamelessly rips off. It's full of homophonic undertones between the main characters and both are involved in actual gay sex at some point.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Many connected Miquella to Griffith, but I wasn't expecting it to be THAT way.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are japs so fricking gay? Is it because they tend to have feminine faces regardless of gender?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the berserk author was probably molested sadly, based on his writing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most cultures were gay until they got subverted by Cuckstianity and Pisslam.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >tips fedora
            Well thankfully for you, homosexual, you can slurp all wiener you want in our secular society.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't you read Berserk?
      Unfortunately

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gays are based
    >it was always gay
    The absolute state of cope.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >killed the franchise
    two more weeks

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    explain what this means to someone who doesn't eat from's shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See:

      Ganker will defend this actual homosexualry because a Japanese developer did it

      . It is a huge homosexual trying to kill you with a little effeminate homosexual on his back.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    messmer is legit about to make me fricking tap out. this is the cheapest bullshit ive ever fricking seen in a from game, i am fricking SEETHING HOLY SHIT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fricking tap out
      You can't stop now. Not until you get forced to love wiener.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hang in there, bro. Messmer's really tough, but he's still a fair fight. Some of the later ones are just bullshit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >messmer
        >fair fight
        are you smoking crack?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first phase actually just has a lot of punishes towards rolling backwards, as well as a few timing-based rolls that leave him seriously vulnerable. I'd advise you spend just a few more runs simply watching his timing on his skills and feeling out when is the perfect time to roll, because a few of them got me because the predictable patterns of one attack string looked very similar to another, and I based my timing off of the wrong one and got punished for it. Also try rolling at his swings for a few of his moves, you'll feel out which ones are safer and which ones are more risky.

      The second phase is lunge practice, and as soon as you see a snake's mouth open, roll. If you were capable of dodging the Erdtree Snakes' grab attack, it's effectively the same thing over and over again. I have no idea how to get around the Big Snake Party though, that one was just trying to time it well and healing like mad where I got a second to breathe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im a shitter who relies on mimic tear but the fricking israelite will not even acknowledge my summon, it's fricking over
        frick it i'm going to play something comfy like a little cuck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Mother... Marika"
        HAHAHAHA ZANZIBART MEME IS ACTUALLY REAL HAHAHAHA

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He has multiple lines there, he specifically curses her for what she's been doing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How is marika the zanzibart meme? at this point shazamtroons will point to any character saying any line, and claim it's zanzibart

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mother... dearest Zanzibart... forgive me...
        Creatively bankrupt ffs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Witness how both

        im a shitter who relies on mimic tear but the fricking israelite will not even acknowledge my summon, it's fricking over
        frick it i'm going to play something comfy like a little cuck

        lust for each other's wieners but they don't exchange contact info cause they have both been conditioned into being bottoms.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used Tishe to help me trough this DLC. I honestly think From just balanced these fights with spirit ash use in mind, some of them like Messmer are just too insane

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Character who has numerous mentions in the base game about being able to "compel" people to his whim
    >One item specifically is a consumable mind-control needle which turns enemies against each other
    >Known far and wide as an exceptional genius when it comes to general business, but his ability to sway hearts was uncanny and disturbing
    >DLC comes out
    >An entire cadre of warriors and heroes with varied allegiances that otherwise should have been at each others' throats are suspiciously cooperative with one another, and an utterly untrusting Miquella absolutist is willing to give them all a chance until a Great Rune shatters and the enchantment that was compelling all of them to cooperation is destroyed, leading to all of them immediately shifting loyalties back to their original causes
    >One character even notes how bizarre it is that you weren't affected by this enchantment, which was just presumed to be guidance and only guidance
    >Final Boss has an ability which compels you to utter loyalty as a finisher

    >Ganker: GAY GAY GAY OH NO I'M SUCH A homosexual DON'T MAKE ME GAYER FROM SOFTWARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    There is no world where any of your absences would in any capacity suffer, and the sooner you all commit suicide, the faster the world around you will become a better place.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is some long rationalization you got there bottom b***h boy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just admit you like homosexualry in your games and be done with it. Go celebrate your pride "month" with your troony friends on reddit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a bunch of discordites who have never played Elden Ring and hate it, so they want to shit up discussion. They've also never watched an anime or read a manga in their life so being exposed to some discount evil femboy or otokonoko archetype that existed in some form even before Perry forced them open to the world is completely new to them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a bunch of discordites who have never played Elden Ring and hate it, so they want to shit up discussion. They've also never watched an anime or read a manga in their life so being exposed to some discount evil femboy or otokonoko archetype that existed in some form even before Perry forced them open to the world is completely new to them.

      Heart status?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno anon. I think if a guy wanted me to suck his dick it wouldn't matter how beautiful and charming he was I still wouldn't do it. I guess you don't mind sucking dick that much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >REEE WHY AREN'T YOU GAY LIKE ME
      Miss me on that shit homosexual.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seriously someone give me a fricking way to cheese messmer before i kill myself

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT TO ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL? SKILL ISSUE!

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    haha fromsoft got DEI'd

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual alert

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Killed the franchise? Spiritually? Sure. Literally? No. Thanks to you guys hyping the game up with you’re OOOHHHHH ELDEN RING shitposting it’s now super mainstream.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's just the same videos being reposted ad nauseum
    Ganker really does not play games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is a pretty inclusive game you are defending there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a discord troon invasion, of course they don't play games.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What? Is sucking wiener too hard for you? Do you want easy mode so you don't have to learn how to suck a femboy off? Did you get filtered by the game wanting you to be a homosexual? Lame. Git gud scrub and learn to love wiener like I did. It ain't easy at first but when you finally gargle on that man chowder for the first time you feel like a god.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zanzibart... my dearest... please forgive me for not being a homosexual like the deepest lore had foretold.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So you can no longer kill the boss if that event happens?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on if you did the side quest where you get infected with aids. If you did it timeskips to the moment both of you die from it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, you are forced to watch as Radhan rails Miquella to the ground.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And then your heart is broken

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ... as you are forced to lick Radhan's cum flowing from Miquella's bussy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its a command grab that instantly kills you so the fight is over basically

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SEXUALITY STOLEN

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this only happens if you got grabbed twice and die
    basically Miyazaki is telling you that you are a homosexual if you die zoom zoom LMAO

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can fromhomos recover?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By slurping some cum from their femboy's BVLL.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOO I WANT TO FIT IN I NEED TO PLAY THIS DOGSHIT GAME I DON'T LIKE I HAVE TO BECAUSE OTHERWISE I WON'T FIIIIT IIINNNNN

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone above this post is a mentally ill homosexual whose only joy is shitting on things cause they're so unhappy and useless. Everyone below this post is a homosexual cause why would you entertain morons like these?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was pretty cool when this happened, makes the command grab in this boss feel a lot different, and getting hit by it the first time and having the crown really made me wonder what it was doing / what it was going to do.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For whatever reason Elden Ring just makes this board into a toxic wasteland

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >join the golden bussy as family,together we're going to compel the very gods.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are her teeth so yellow?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        too muh sperm

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New logo for homosexual month just dropped

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was some shitty meme or something, but I just found a Youtube vid confirming it's actually real. The game literally and unironically turns you into a homosexual if you get hit with the ability twice.

    Also, Radahn? Wasn't he the cool boss fight in the sand where you can find him with a bunch of people if you wanted? That was my favorite fight from the base game. He's a turbo homosexual too? I thought it was just Mogh or whatever? Elden Ring has multiple prominent homosexuals? How embarrassing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Radahn likes penis in his butthole

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The creator is a berserk fanboy, add that to GRRM being a complete degenerate and it's no wonder this shit is riddled with homosexualry.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is done with Berserk and has started stealing from Naruto now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Naruto has gay shit
          Where?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, abilities in the dlc are stolen from Naruto. Makes sense. After all, nothing more to steal from Berserk. Miyahacky needs a new source of ideas.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Seriously? Naruto probably fricks Sasuke on the side.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GRRM is a degenerate, but homosexualry isn't really his thing. I recently reread ASOIAF and the only gay characters from memory were Loras and Renly, but even then it's more hinted at. The show makes it really explicit, but in the books it was more Renly asking Loras to help him "pray" and shit alone.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Gay shit is definitely Miyazakis thing lets be honest. He does this femboy shit in every game. Also the hyper focus on his feet in every trailer and shit is a dead giveaway, he has a feitsh for feminine men

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Won't be surprised if he gets caught with child porn down the road really.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The games arent bad, they just worked better as a 30 hour linear game with diverging paths. The formula of clearing an area, beating a boss and repeat for 200 hours is just not that fun. An open world game should genuinely have more mechanics that just be a fighting simulator. An open world game that is just full of hostile mobs all the way through is just meh

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