Thank goodness, people are finally fed up with Square's gay trash games

Thank goodness, people are finally fed up with Square's gay trash games

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of those pics are giga gay but one is just some cringy 12yo kid trying to style his hair like cloud, not sure what that has to do with homosexualry?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Squeenix bad because they donated to non-profits for tax write offs
      No. Squeenix bad because they keep making games no one wants to buy.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they will double down on censorship

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, their solution will mean making worse games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They will need money to fund their projects and will likely have to follow the ESG guidelines for a good loan.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what a cycle of doom kek square will stop being big time in a matter of a few years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SPBP.
      Square has never once learned from a mistake. It's been downhill since like 2004.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They haven’t been good since they were 2 separate companies, Square and Enix. The best games to come out since then are the classic FF and DQ ports on the DS lel.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After that crap movie of ff16 and the homosexualsy fantasy 7 rebirt, they should fire Nomura and YoshiP

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who here never thought they’d see Square come crawling back to Nintendo

    Also shoutouts to Hiroshi YamaGUCHI

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    15+ years of games ranging in quality of shit-mediocrity has finally caught up to them. Consumers are finally starting to wake up. It's really amazing it took this long and Square didn't see it coming.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Their winning formula was to spit in the faces of fans?
    >oh you want FF7 remake?
    >we'll give you FF7 sequel titled remake lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And its the best FF of the last 20 years

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >triple downs on NFTs (but never bother doing anything with them)
    >a shit ton of nomuraslop kusoge gachashit that shortly EoS
    >release your flagship games as Playstation exclusives (and then Remake as a timed Timmy Tencent exclusive)
    >low budget non-FF RPGs are Switch exclusives (and then send copyright strikes on youtube videos, like the last part of Live a Live)
    >go balls deep in Unreal Engine
    >Flopspoken
    >ONLY now caved and put KH on Steam after it being a Timmy Tencent PC exclusive for ages
    >its... its not working... our winning strategy doesn't work...
    Big think.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      downs on NFTs (but never bother doing anything with them)
      These morons can burn in hell for titling a game Symbiogenesis and making it a homosexual NFT thing instead of something Parasite Eve related. I'm actually pretty sure they did that on purpose as some malicious Black person-brained scheme to generate hype because that term literally only refers to the theory of how mitochondria started living in cells.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Our winning formula
    Yeah, the formula they haven't been adhering to at all since the turn of the millennium.
    Shorter development cycles, more innovative and inventive games, actual FUN games with interesting stories. Literally just time travel mentally to 1994 and remember what the frick you were doing back then, and fricking DO IT AGAIN.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Our winning formula is no longer effective
    What winning formula was that?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its PR talk for "we fricked up"
      Theres no way someone can unironically say this when FF has been on decline since FF9 (saleswise)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fans don't exactly help. Hard to figure out where you went wrong when everyone insists to you that X and XIII were timeless masterpieces.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >blaming fans
          they speak very clearly every time you release a game and it sells less
          maybe try having some backbone and a vision to start

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fans of X and everything that came after are definitely partially to blame.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Final Fantasy games used to sell to normies because they had the most impressive graphics and cutscenes that could be crammed into a trailer.
      It was bait, basically. Normies would buy the cool looking game and get bored cos it was an RPG.
      Nowadays every AAA game looks as good or better than a Final Fantasy, so that trick no longer works.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one where allocating a third of the budget to marketing is enough to buoy their exorbitantly costly game productions.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally plastering Final Fantasy and fancy visuals on the box and trailers. At this point, the Square side of SE needs to get their shit together because they can't just loan out FF to any other director they have lying around and exclusivity has nearly killed them.

      Years ago they said that an FF7 remake would effectively be their "we need money NOW" button, kind of like an ace in the hole or last resort. Judging by Rebirth, that has horribly, HORRIBLY fallen apart at the seams due to the limited and uninterested audiences, and now their ace is one of their own primary failures.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Releasing more than one game a year.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pumping everything into graphics. Graphics no longer sell games.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this thread again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who keeps making these threads daily? Why seethe about Square this much

      it has to be an ex-wife of square.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who keeps making these threads daily? Why seethe about Square this much

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who would have guessed that if you release enough shitty games in a franchise, people would stop buying it

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Our winning formula of having shit gameplay and no idea what we're writing and covering it up with fap material and music is no longer successful
    Credit where it's due; it lasted longer than I would've bet. Standards are extremely low in such an infant medium I guess.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just hire a few gms and release progression locked servers of ff11 ffs. It was the highest revenue final fantasy game until 14 shadowbringers finally over threw it. All of this hype about old mmos like osrs and classic wow, meanwhile 11 just rots filled woth multiboxing bots rushing straight to 99 to do the few pieces of content not outscaled from the level cap increase. Massive miss opportunity

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have serious doubts that a FF11 revival, no matter which way you do it, would bring back a significant population. For starters, no one agrees which era was "peak" and everyone wants something slightly different, and the server populations being fractional would ultimately force them to introduce low-man/solo solutions to keep people playing because the old numbers will never be there and people will quit without a way to play and make progress

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe i feel like 11 is a tad more tricky than wow or osrs but if they did a semi remaster of the game to remove/simplify some aspects such as having a quest log that updates current objective this time lol the game could still reach new audiences and bring back old fans. But at the very least they could attempt to release dq10 to the west online or even testing thewaters with the offline release. Dq is finally picking up steam thanks to 11, and they’re simply not capitalizing on it. Maybe its just me but I don’t give a frick about ff7, im a 6/9/11 and dq homie so half of all final fantasy products being ff7 related in the last decade really sours the mood

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is dumb foreigners fault, Final Fantasy great japanese franchise, always sell well. Reports lie.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >formula

    the last turn based ff game was released like 15 years ago

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    btw OP's opinion piece that he's quoting is saying that square enix is dropping sony exclusivity like a rock

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yoshi-p really killed ff

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey remember when remakes were like, a single product? released on a reasonable timeline? yea maybe if you did that instead of final fantasy vii remake rebirth prologue intermission revenge featuring dante from the dmc series and release them one cutscene at a time over the span of 16 console generations you wouldn't be going bankrupt today, ever think of that?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure the fans are the same, but they won't get any new fan, so why spend 901375130513513 dollarinos making a game when you can spend a thousand bucks and get the same result.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FF16 was an awesome action game. But it wasn't a Final Fantasy game.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get woke, go massively fricking broke holy shit how can this be possible

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully they will stop making such a gay anime shite. i was always impressed by their particle effects graphics but they are stuck in homosexual weeb games so that was very annoying to me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and what's your idea of entertainment

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what are you even asking? is the mere idea of not liking anime games completely unfathomable to weebs like yourself?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"remake" game and add a bunch of moronic kingdom hearts trash
    >people fall for the b8
    >people hate it
    >people don't buy the second one
    >wtf our winning formula doesn't work anymore!?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't the shareholders agree then?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Winning formula
    Take 1 game and stretch it out for 10 years? Sounds more like a con than anything and it sounds like they are apologizing that people finally caught on.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lock game on a console when a lot of your growth and interest in FF in the last several years came from your MMO where there's tons of PC players
    >expect a kabillion sales for a single player RPG that is split up into a fricking trilogy for some reason
    >also lock FF16 on PS and only release it on PC like a year later (probably because of sony exclusivity deal)
    >wtf why aren't we making big money

    at least they're content to leave FF14 alone and let the dev team there do their own thing since it's basically going to be their safe consistent money maker I guess
    SE has so many good properties but has the dumbest fricking execs

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw still waiting for the Dragon Quest 3 HD remake

    I get development takes time but god damn, they announced that shit like 2-3 years ago

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rumors are that the scope expanded out into a full remake of the trilogy, but rumors are just that- shit to take with a grain of salt without proof.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rumors are that the scope expanded out into a full remake of the trilogy
        I'd actually be interested if they did that for one release, so we can actually have an official version of 1-3 in English that isn't complete dogshit.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Our Winning Formula
    What a strange sentence, you never heard Sony talking like this even during early PS3 days when they were actually coming from the most profitable consoles of all time so was FF7 Compilation garbage and having a Kingdom Hearts game on literally every platform the "winning formula"? He says it as if we are supposed to know what he's talking about, you know all those must-play before you die games like... uhh

    We can't even say that their minor releases are it because Capcom manages to make a "minor" game like MHRise do numbers that 7 Remake can't do after being sold on PC/Consoles.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So... When will they reduce all of their prices? People would have floked to the Pixel Remasters if it was like 50 bucks for the 6. Reasonable pricing to help forget they're all technically missing stuff from other rereleases

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no more wrong opinion in the history of thr human race than hating FF, DQ, and KH while praising all the garbage that is modern western games

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