Its garbage pail kids tier gross out humor. I hated that style even back in the 90s when it was fucking everywhere, which is enough to make me disinterested in that game entirely.
t. was kinda let down by how easy, un-versatile and non-involved the platforming was
then kinda got reinvigorated by the tower dlc but then frustrated at its bullshit streamerbait structure that just wasted your time.
while the designs were often fun (except the npc portraits looking ass) i hated its writing and sense of humour
anyone play Blue Fire?
Together with Pseudoregalia I really enjoyed those two.
Pseudoregalia i was sad to see the ending rushed/unfinished. Blue fire wasnt as tight and felt more amateurish or unfocused at times, but had a similar metroidvania or whatever structure and allowed you to string up a load of moves. It did had a really great dlc wich was free too and gave it a very finished and satisfying ending.
pic related
this environment had a REALLY comfy theme and came closest to like a mix of undeadburg/firelink shrine/forest temple
right
how challenging is it?
more on par with the tower?
i actually liked the concept of pushing enemies off the level
but the little arenas were often more a finicky break for people i guess
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Anonymous
nta but it depends. with very few power ups, even down to just a single jump kick (no sun greaves), it'll require a lot of brute forcing that would seem rather impossible. this is area is one of the few hardest places to get the major key without many power ups, but the area outside it can be easily skipped with just a few basic jumps
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
think you replied to the wrong post bud
anyone got OOB in that little plaza with the music tent too?
i swore there was some sort of secret here, but alas
Pretty good platforming, imo. The game is relatively short, and the second area has a little bit of "what the fuck am I supposed to be doing now?" going on towards the end of it. Otherwise I enjoyed it a lot.
The goats aren't sexy like Sybil, but they're really cute. The little bleating noises they make are adorable, and I want to pet their heads and feed them nachos.
I also just realized I somehow quoted the wrong post earlier
I just beat Corn Kidz 64, was pretty fun. The goat kids are too cute, and I hope the dev makes more games with them.
should be for
now play corn kidz 64, cavern of dreams, orbo's odyssey, and bomb rush cyberfunk.
Love the game but hard to recommend it when it is a one play type of game and never again. It is heavily puzzle based instead of skill based objectives making it extremely easy and casual but also remove any need to get good at the game. In fact I learn that jumping out of the water high had nothing to do with momentum as the game hints at but whenever you have the red speed effect or not. Getting the drill looking thing is literally required because the game is basically hard coded for you to always jump out of the water at the same height depending strictly on the conditions. You literally can not fail at the game unless you don't know how to press buttons.
>how can you suck at platformers? its the easiest genre
JRPG's are the easiest genre. Or Visual Novels. Or walking sims. or match 3 games. Platformers require actual reactions.
>Platformers require actual reactions
This. I've known people who've played and beaten games like GOW Ragnarok on hard difficulty completely fail to get through basic levels in games like Spark 3.
Platformers are underrated in their difficulty for the average consumer.
Pretty good platforming, imo. The game is relatively short, and the second area has a little bit of "what the fuck am I supposed to be doing now?" going on towards the end of it. Otherwise I enjoyed it a lot.
The goats aren't sexy like Sybil, but they're really cute. The little bleating noises they make are adorable, and I want to pet their heads and feed them nachos.
I also just realized I somehow quoted the wrong post earlier
[...] should be for [...]
People debate about that. They think that her outline in the title screen is her true form. So it looks like she has the tail, ears, and hair but no horns. I'm sorry if the horns were a dealbreaker.
I was considering giving it a go, but between tons of people echoing how hard it is to navigate/needs a fucking map and how half the positive reviews are just horny furfags, I ended up passing.
you'll get turned around once in a while but it's really not big enough that a map is necessary. Adding one is probably a good idea, especially if the dev gets around to also making custom levels or a randomizer a thing, but even with a decent amount of wandering around looking for that one locked door you saw somewhere it's still a pretty short game
Calling that a "filter" implies intent. Are you saying that the dev made the start of the game boring on purpose to reduce the size of the game's community and his profits? Why would he do that?
I was considering giving it a go, but between tons of people echoing how hard it is to navigate/needs a fucking map and how half the positive reviews are just horny furfags, I ended up passing.
>the game needs a map
Is that really a complaint? I didn't even notice the absence of a map until you guys said there wasn't one
The are just cute. I made my sheep/goat ocs without clovemn feet and no shoes because the color balance looked better to me, but i got accused of being a footfag :C
I'm "lazy" because 3D modeling is a nagger. Easily the most mind-numbing and annoying thing I've tried to learn, and I sat down and learned C++. My first game will use a character made of spheres like bomberman
If you think of it as a puzzle, it really isn't too bad. And you probably need to be autistic enough to get any enjoyment out of it, much like a puzzle.
>See threads on this for a long time >Open them and scroll sometimes >Not ever once, a webm or link showing gameplay >Closest was clothing swap webm in this same thread
Do you guys actually play this game? It's a platformer supposedly? Does it exist or is this like the game about the lizard playing a tuba meme etc?
People are only here for the "on topic" waifu thread. Let's be real.
Analysis:
What makes a waifu popular and not just a dime-a-dozen drawing is that people experience a certain amount of exposure to it. Its proximity and attention over time that creates attraction, which is why I would get turned on far far more by average looking coworkers at my job making coffee than I would be by pornstars with my most desired proportions. Sybil is unique and is a decent design, but its that players spend the 4 hours or whatever with her in the game that makes them fall in love and make these threads reach bump limit.
Anyway. How to reproduce? You need a sexy waifu of course, but you're also going to need a game good enough that people actually play it for several hours. Which considering the desert of creativity in games nowadays, is rare. If you do have a good game though, then it doesn't really matter how unique or interesting your waifu is as long as shes attractive and sexy and the player spends a significant amount of time with her throughout the game. She doesn't even need speaking lines or any interesting character at all. She just has to be there.
i don't do typical vanilla stuff. my sexual proclivity is seeing sybil morbidly obese.
but i have drawn enough images of that so I will be drawing sybil normally.
alright his stream is done
his thoughts: >the movement is really good >the combat is meh >he got lost often >he found sybil to be furry bait and immediately put pants on her
I have my own thoughts, his conclusion is pretty much the exact same as myself and literally everyone who has played pseudoregalia except him putting pants on sybil.
i point it out cuz he's a more analytical type with his videos
>he found sybil to be furry bait and immediately put pants on her
And just like that, I can immediately dismiss his opinion and label him a homosexual.
black and white to fit in the theme of the guy
also he prefers the p*nts unfortunately
While I personally may not approve of that particular fetish, you should at the very least still draw what you enjoy.
I may hate the local fatfag's fetish art ITT, but I still have some respect for him as a drawfag.
just bought it and finished it in one sitting, games fucking nuts. Figuring out the forward super jump after a slide jump was so satisfying. also kicking the spirit breaker mid air is the absolute sickest shit ive ever seen
It's gonna stay that way until that homosexual explains what he means by /ss/ being cuckshit. I'm curious, dammit, I want to know if I've been jerking to cuckshit without knowing it.
Trying to talk to people like that is pointless. If its an indie game they automatically cry shill. Even the big ones like pizza tower or world of horror have people seething in them.
>Game came out in july >Still no map
Does the dev just not know how to program? I kind of wish he didn't even mention the map, because now modders wont make one.
I actually have Corn Kidz 64 in my library. What can I expect, since I recently finished Pseudoregalia ?
Banjo tooie but the worlds aren't fuckhuge and the backtracking is less egregious. Visually its the most accurate of all these n64 scotformers I've seen, and the music is great.
I cant imagine a map taking more than like a weekend to bang out. Just make colliders for each room, give each collider an ID via a script, then use that ID to determine where the player is on the map. I've only ever used unity but I imagine the process is very similar for unreal engine.
You have three choices on Ganker: >Coombait thread that goes to bump limit >/pol/bait or similar off topic thread that goes to bump limit in an hour >Actual non bait thread that gets 8 responses over the course of 5 hours
this game is good. needs another castle after the final boss fight where you can use all your unlocked movement tech to overcome harder challenges. also new enemies couldn't hurt
I kept stubbornly trying to get to areas using only the wall kick ability, and when I got the high jump ability I kind of felt dead inside for trying so hard
I thought the game was just hard
I got through multiple areas using incredibly precise wallkicks instead of the wall grappleslide
It was not very fun and I didn't even realize I had fucked up until I collected two items like that and got to the end of an area I was obviously not supposed to be in yet and saved(!)
Getting out of there was a fucking nightmare.
I don't know what the testing was like for this game, but usually metroidvanias try and make it impossible to enter any area that you shouldn't be in without the appropriate upgrade. (Obviously there are exceptions to this like when people find exploits etc.).
I've adopted the mindset now that if I'm struggling to get somewhere then I'm probably missing an upgrade and should just try to make progress somewhere else.
I mean, I'm not the dev, but maybe they did know about using wall kick like this but it's hard to say.
Well I can't expect a single dev to 100% explot-proof their game if they only worked on it for a handful of months I guess. I mean you DID end up getting yourself out right? Even if it was a pain in the ass
Sex appeal is a major marketing strategy if thats what youre implying. Without the sex goat I feel like the game would be hovering at about 300ish reviews, not almost 4k. I don't think that really correlates to the quality of the game however. Some of the other games mention ITT have hardly any reviews and are pretty good.
I enjoy the fact you haven't a map, but damn i'm fucking stuck
I visited every area and don't know where to go next
i have obtained slide jump, high jump, and wall jump
Will take a small pause now
Go to the Bailey, and find the open courtyard. Facing away from the stairs, there's a wall on your left. Get on top of it, then take the bridge across the canyon. If you can't make those jumps, you'll have to go through the underground to come out on the other side of the wall.
that's the only freaking place i haven't checked again. I remember getting there very early and the gap looked like an end-game jump. Will try going there, thanks
From hanging out in these threads, it's the most common place for people to get stuck. I got there very early by accident because I clipped through the floor in the Bailey and if you void out anywhere in that region it respawns you by the bridge because it assumes you fell off there. A well-timed sliding jump should be all you need.
Go to the Bailey, and find the open courtyard. Facing away from the stairs, there's a wall on your left. Get on top of it, then take the bridge across the canyon. If you can't make those jumps, you'll have to go through the underground to come out on the other side of the wall.
Just went to the bridge and... locked gate, high pillars with something on them, can't reach them.
What?? Am i retard who can't figure it out or what?
Climb the pillars. You should have the tools you need, unless you're missing like the pogo bounce or something but I don't think you can miss that unless you're actively trying to.
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Anonymous
i tried a few times walljump on the pillars and i couldn't reached the top, i made it now, i just had to be more precise.
I also, i backtracked to a breakable door on the keep, and got a weapon upgrade. And also saw this...
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Something to remember is that the walljump angle is based on the angle you hold the control stick as you kick the leg out, not necessarily the angle of approach relative to the wall.
I've got it. I figured out what I need to motivate me to do more gamedev for my platformer idea
The need for a character that people would find cute, fuckable and fattenable
Does she genuinely walk around in this game with her furry vagina and ass out?
I don't know anything else about this except that it's a platformer and this lady is half naked.
>get the "double jump" >you're just doing wall kicks
I fucking love this, I don't know why this slower, meticulous movement is so comfy, but it is. makes me wish there was a couple different weapon types, I'd love a big fuckoff sword like the knights carry.
here is the official pseudoregalia music tier list >Standout
Outside the Castle Walls (Empty Bailey) >Very good
Paramnesiac (Boss Theme B)
The Underbelly
Delirious Acting (Twilight Theater) >Good
Their Subdued History (Castle Sansa)
Remants of the Dream (Main Theme) >OK
Pages of Solemnity (Listless Library)
Tower Remains
Revival (Dilapidated Dungeon)
A Forgotten Fortress (Sansa Keep) >Forgettable
The Fiercely Loyal (Boss Theme A)
Empty Bailey > Listless Library > Twilight Theatre > Boss Theme B > Dilapidated Dungeon > Main Theme > The Underbelly > Tower Remains > Boss Theme A > Castle Sansa > Sansa Keep
Empty Bailey will always be the best track in the game.
Listless Library is peak comfy. It's on the same level as going through the file select in Windwaker to the point where I believe it could replace the actual main theme.
No complaints about Twilight Theatre's theme, just excellent saxo.
The Main Theme is serene, but loses major points for being so short AND for not looping on itself.
Castle Sansa and Sansa Keep are the forgettable themes for me. It doesn't help that there's so much fucking emptiness and gray throughout both of them to really exacerbate that.
i don't do typical vanilla stuff. my sexual proclivity is seeing sybil morbidly obese.
but i have drawn enough images of that so I will be drawing sybil normally.
It sounds like cutscene music for a foreboding/bad part in a JRPG. It's about as forgettable as it gets to me next to Castle Sansa.
It does not compel me to parkour, move quickly, or explore. It's just there.
sorry i was looking at the filename and assumed it was old
very very good my friend. i really like the gesture on the right image.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
ah, there's a Ganker extension that allows me to post images from clipboard that also randomizes filenames.
>can actually draw Sybil's face correctly
Breast expansion isn't my thing, but I like your artstyle. Please don't be a fatfag. Please don't be another fatfag. PLEASE don't tell me you're another fatfag.
im the macrofag
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
You may have a shit-tier fetish, but you can still draw a really cute Sybil.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Shit tier
i know, i dont draw often because of it
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
While I personally may not approve of that particular fetish, you should at the very least still draw what you enjoy.
I may hate the local fatfag's fetish art ITT, but I still have some respect for him as a drawfag.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
it's fine anon, i know i get respect as a drawfag but its hard to ignore the fact that people do deride me over things i cant help, it's hard to want to draw what i want to draw when it's the subject of scrutiny simply because im me
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
you must be slacking
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
most of the sybil stuff on e621 is just normie vanilla stuff
not the fault of that drawfag, more so the fault of the normie uploaders only dumping vanilla sybil stuff
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>0 results
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Can you draw giant Sybil putting a tiny gote between her massive tits?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
like this?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo don't drop the goat butler into the cleavage he will suffocate 🙁
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
now draw him blushing and smiling contently nestled in her cleavage optionally with his erection barely visible peeking out between her tits
which fate awaits goat butler
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
bosom for the butler, i wanna see his tip just barely sticking outta there, especially with a lil bit of precum
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
now draw him blushing and smiling contently nestled in her cleavage optionally with his erection barely visible peeking out between her tits
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
booba
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
GIWTWM AND GIW SHE PRESSED HER BOOBS TOGETHER AS HARD AS SHE COULD AND ATTEMPTED TO CRUSH ME, DON'T CARE IF SHE SUCCEEDS OR NOT
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
now draw him blushing and smiling contently nestled in her cleavage optionally with his erection barely visible peeking out between her tits
i might colour and post these later
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
😀
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I hope you do, they're very cute/hot
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
if i do, they'll be posted on my twitter @mysticeso and other social medias, i doubt the thread will live long enough and im taking a break for a bit
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I don't use xitter, but I'll look for them in future Sybil threads, appreciate the big goats and the little goats
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
fair enough, just thought i'd say, i dont use Ganker too often anymore (trying to stop using Ganker alltogether) but ill post them in threads if i see them up
>can actually draw Sybil's face correctly
Breast expansion isn't my thing, but I like your artstyle. Please don't be a fatfag. Please don't be another fatfag. PLEASE don't tell me you're another fatfag.
Sybil sitting on a stool with a butler sitting on her lap while she's gently stroking his head and holding him around the lower torso. they both enjoy it
few games on the N64 look as good as the Crash games or focus on platforming instead of taking the free-roam adventure game approach, which could also be done on the PS1 after Sony added joysticks, the games were what people expected Donkey Kong on the N64 to be like.
The one thing I've always found strange about this game is that everyone BUT Sybil has a mobface.
No wonder the goat butlers said her disguise is paper-thin.
she literally has one line of dialogue >I hope I'm not too late...
the rest of what you get in game are these little droplets like her wanting to see the beach
headcanon is that she's a rather stoic, uptight and steadfast in getting her dream missions completed and doesn't have much time for nonsense
i suppose she also doesn't give a shit about being modest with her uniform
probably has done this dream remedying thing thousands of times and it's just business for her
Stoic but caring. Going off the library books (even if they're one part joke and one part lore), she can't cook for shit, has never been to a beach before, knows how to cope with loss which is relevant to the ending, is totally fine with getting/dishing out revenge, and isn't so absorbed in her mission that she won't sit down and take a seat to recover.
The lines around her eyes would suggest that she was actually asleep herself when she entered the dream, while her having only a stern/stoic facial expression was likely an oversight of the dev not giving her any additional facial expressions besides being able to blink and close her eyes. Basically, it's less that she's some angry bitch and more that she just takes her mission very seriously, akin to Mega Man when he's stoic as hell in his mainline games.
She's a very pious woman, presumably of Catholic faith given that she has an upcoming Catholic nun outfit, the fact that she literally prays in-game to restore her health, and because she uses holy/Solar-based equipment.
Whoever she's helping awaken in the dream apparently knows her outside of the dream, and more interestingly, it's implied that the setting is actually the modern world, of some guy since he mentions photography.
She's obviously real in-game since the person she rescues acknowledges her by name.
Not to mention you can see her silhouette in the main menu doesn't have antlers, to further imply that what you see in-game is her "paper-thin" disguise.
Neither of those deconfirm that she's a dream being.
She changes her appearance based on the dream to fit in better with them, and dream beings can have names.
My headcanon is that she's sorta like NiGHTS if you understand the reference, going from dream to dream and helping out those in need.
Also, the ending conversation saying >I'm sure you've got someone else to help out, right?
sorta makes it seem like helping people in dreams is something she does very often.
Again, we can feud about this but I think all answers are equally valid given how little the game gives.
Yes, she uses disguises to try to avoid detection in dreams, nor is it the first time she's done this shit as the game implies.
You can argue that she's like NiGHTs or Klonoa if you really want to be on the nose, but the fact the books in the library and her conversation with whoever's having the dream strongly imply that she has a connection to the real world.
I liked it.
Metroidvania is cancer, i have no idea how fags convinced themselves that spending half of the game looking for the single small room you missed for a powerup to continue playing the game was a good thing, but here we are. Dev should just make 40-60 straight platforming challenge levels with optional time trials that really pushes the fun movement to its limit and release that as a sequel.
Ill buy it easily for 15 dollars
I just like doing the slide jump, pogo bounce, then several funny wall kicks into a backflip to land on a platform and cum in my pants instantly from the mechanical satisfaction
I really feel like the dev of this game should drop his other projects and take advantage of just how popular this one got. Having your random indie game blow up to a decent scale is a dream of many and it really wouldn't be wise squandering it.
the most we will probably ever see is either a new castle to explore or tools with which for us to build our own levels.
he's got other games planned and all of them are variants of platformers. as long as people can associate his other projects with PR (which is an easy feat when simple marketing could be as straightforward as "from the creator of pseudoregalia")
it's one thing to milk a franchise if there's a desire to see more of the same story/world there, but there really isn't one here. I wholly get wanting more dreamscape worlds to explore but that's more content, not necessarily a sequel.
>should drop his other projects and take advantage of just how popular this one got
dropping shit you actually want to work on for the sake of furrybux would be extremely lame, no matter how much I want to fuck the fat goat
He won't ever do that because he's either scatterbrained or just doesn't have the motivation or drive to actually update his own game outside of bugfixes. He had worked on some 7 other games prior to this one, with Pseudoregalia being one hell of a fluke for him, to his own admittance.
Case in point: The demo for the game was made in THREE (3) FUCKING WEEKS, and the full game published in just 3 months. Yet, a simple 2D map with a dot to tell you where you are somehow takes nearly 4 months and counting to implement even when the community already made it for you?
I would also say that Discord has been both a gift and a curse for him, as well as the life-changing amount of money he's made from his game as being able to live comfortably for a good while can demotivate you from busting your ass to get shit done.
He's not like Scott Cawthon who struck while the iron's hot, but instead just churns out a lot of concepts and half-baked ideas - be it of the polar bear girl snowboarding game, the one with the Chibi Robo knockoff girl, the goblina girl, or of pic related.
I sincerely hopes he can strike again before the iron cools off given that he was able to churn Pseudoregalia out in just 3 months.
He won't ever do that because he's either scatterbrained or just doesn't have the motivation or drive to actually update his own game outside of bugfixes. He had worked on some 7 other games prior to this one, with Pseudoregalia being one hell of a fluke for him, to his own admittance.
Case in point: The demo for the game was made in THREE (3) FUCKING WEEKS, and the full game published in just 3 months. Yet, a simple 2D map with a dot to tell you where you are somehow takes nearly 4 months and counting to implement even when the community already made it for you?
Ganker furry goat ass platformer with blackjack & hookers when?
To each their own, but I like Sybil's design more because she has a genuinely unique appearance.
There may be goat girls, bunny girls, cat girls, and even jackalope girls (Noelle), but never one that's all 4 at once that somehow manages to make it work.
Even rarer is an anthro girl that's canonically pious.
The difference between said trading card and our little thread is that the trading card game has some 25+ years of content to throw around in a PvP environment while ours is just a 2-6 hour long indie with a speck of lore and a sexo goat-jackalope-cat girl.
now play corn kidz 64, cavern of dreams, orbo's odyssey, and bomb rush cyberfunk.
... and super sami roll, and spark the electric jester 3, and demon turf
Half of those are shit to be honest
spark 3 sticks out because it's way better than all of the other stuff you listed including pseudoregalia and what
almost every single one of those is shit
Remember to pirate Hat in Time
Did it get pozzed?
Yes, but also stolen assets.
>AHiT
>Spark
>Demon Turf (Neon Splash)
Based
>Everything else (Demon Turf)
Cringe
>Hell Pie
What the fuck is this art style (might be based)
Its garbage pail kids tier gross out humor. I hated that style even back in the 90s when it was fucking everywhere, which is enough to make me disinterested in that game entirely.
is neon turf really that much better?
t. was kinda let down by how easy, un-versatile and non-involved the platforming was
then kinda got reinvigorated by the tower dlc but then frustrated at its bullshit streamerbait structure that just wasted your time.
while the designs were often fun (except the npc portraits looking ass) i hated its writing and sense of humour
anyone play Blue Fire?
Together with Pseudoregalia I really enjoyed those two.
Pseudoregalia i was sad to see the ending rushed/unfinished. Blue fire wasnt as tight and felt more amateurish or unfocused at times, but had a similar metroidvania or whatever structure and allowed you to string up a load of moves. It did had a really great dlc wich was free too and gave it a very finished and satisfying ending.
pic related
this environment had a REALLY comfy theme and came closest to like a mix of undeadburg/firelink shrine/forest temple
assuming you haven't tried it, it just removes the combat entirely and focuses on new platforming challenges.
right
how challenging is it?
more on par with the tower?
i actually liked the concept of pushing enemies off the level
but the little arenas were often more a finicky break for people i guess
nta but it depends. with very few power ups, even down to just a single jump kick (no sun greaves), it'll require a lot of brute forcing that would seem rather impossible. this is area is one of the few hardest places to get the major key without many power ups, but the area outside it can be easily skipped with just a few basic jumps
think you replied to the wrong post bud
anyone got OOB in that little plaza with the music tent too?
i swore there was some sort of secret here, but alas
shut up dev
Spark 3 is better than every game in that image
>onirism
Wait what the hell is this game about? I thought it was like a multiplayer TPS
maybe corn kidz and bomb rush. orbo looks like a shitpost and cavern looks too cute and short
wait, Sybil is in BRC?
as a mod yeah.
>switch outfit and lose the heat
lose the heat eh? I think I know how to help her with that, if you know what I mean
Ngl I never had one of those
They are great as a kid, but as an adult I don't care for them. Its just corn syrup poured over ice, basically the cold equivalent of cotton candy.
Yeah, I usually like milk shakes more nowadays
tried the game today. Now i see why its so popular. Its fun as hell.
I got my nails done done
Bomb rush is to expensive. Explain to me why corn kids is worth my time.
I actually have Corn Kidz 64 in my library. What can I expect, since I recently finished Pseudoregalia ?
Pretty good platforming, imo. The game is relatively short, and the second area has a little bit of "what the fuck am I supposed to be doing now?" going on towards the end of it. Otherwise I enjoyed it a lot.
The goats aren't sexy like Sybil, but they're really cute. The little bleating noises they make are adorable, and I want to pet their heads and feed them nachos.
I also just realized I somehow quoted the wrong post earlier
should be for
i've just finished the tower level, it was incredibly fun. I'm still trying to get to open the lvl 5 door, i hope there is something cool there
Cavern of Dreams is so fuckin good
Love the game but hard to recommend it when it is a one play type of game and never again. It is heavily puzzle based instead of skill based objectives making it extremely easy and casual but also remove any need to get good at the game. In fact I learn that jumping out of the water high had nothing to do with momentum as the game hints at but whenever you have the red speed effect or not. Getting the drill looking thing is literally required because the game is basically hard coded for you to always jump out of the water at the same height depending strictly on the conditions. You literally can not fail at the game unless you don't know how to press buttons.
>Finish corn kidz
>Psuedoregalia dev is in the credits as a tester
ITS ALL CONNECTED
I mean considering that
is in the game, how the fuck are you surprised?
It's great but it reminds me how much I suck at platformers.
how can you suck at platformers? its the easiest genre
eh i'm old and not as good at coordination as i used to be
the complex wall jumping portions are what get me most
How old?
69
nice
>how can you suck at platformers? its the easiest genre
JRPG's are the easiest genre. Or Visual Novels. Or walking sims. or match 3 games. Platformers require actual reactions.
>Platformers require actual reactions
This. I've known people who've played and beaten games like GOW Ragnarok on hard difficulty completely fail to get through basic levels in games like Spark 3.
Platformers are underrated in their difficulty for the average consumer.
>JRPG's are the easiest genre.
play nocturne
>survival horror
No thanks that's boring.
i hate slide jumping
for something you have to do so often they couldnt make it less of a pain in the ass??
SYBIL IS A SHOTACON, YOU SICK FUCK
sybil is not a fucking pedophile
Sybil invades the dreams of little boys, and turns them into lifelong furries
and i am a victim[/'spoiler]
if sybil bones you in a dream are you still a vrigin
quit projecting your cuck headcanons (yes, ss is cuckoid shit)
its in game, not headcanon
I'm interested in the case for /ss/ as NTR-adjacent / spiritual NTR. Redpill me on this.
if the male isn't faceless and a darker color than me i can't self-insert, therefore I am cucked
Does she shit pellets?
I doubt it
isnt that just a disguise since shes in some girl's dream?
I just beat Corn Kidz 64, was pretty fun. The goat kids are too cute, and I hope the dev makes more games with them.
i liked corn kidz 64 better than pseudoregalia
Very well, I will now buy your game.
If they are goats then where are their horns?
They're not goats, they're unicorns.
So is the the corn part of corn kids?
They only have one horn. Such is the cost of the corn.
Should be for
I can't believe this bitch stole my nachos.
whats at the top of the tower of anxiety by the way
A goat tower.
What’s a disguise
People debate about that. They think that her outline in the title screen is her true form. So it looks like she has the tail, ears, and hair but no horns. I'm sorry if the horns were a dealbreaker.
no horns is okay but they stay on during sex
thats a new one
>vintage steam brapper circa 1875
damn look at it still braping and in perfect conditons, fuck old stuff was made to last
she is 2/3 bunny and goat so 66% of her shit is pellets
I was considering giving it a go, but between tons of people echoing how hard it is to navigate/needs a fucking map and how half the positive reviews are just horny furfags, I ended up passing.
It was cool for like two hours. Then you just get lost. And not the good type of lost in games, but the annoying lost
Its a small game you can beat within 5-6 hours. With some basic spatial memory you should be alright
you'll get turned around once in a while but it's really not big enough that a map is necessary. Adding one is probably a good idea, especially if the dev gets around to also making custom levels or a randomizer a thing, but even with a decent amount of wandering around looking for that one locked door you saw somewhere it's still a pretty short game
Wait for the map update. I'm waiting for it right now before I finish the game. It's just not fun to navigate, especially the Underbelly.
I sure did notice. Almost refunded the game because I could tell where to go next after the big room with a maid ghost.
>almost redunding a game because you were filtered
Calling that a "filter" implies intent. Are you saying that the dev made the start of the game boring on purpose to reduce the size of the game's community and his profits? Why would he do that?
I'm saying that you are too used to your creature comforts, and your memory is terrible
And yet my experience was common enough among other players for the dev to implement a map.
You made the right choice
When is the game getting a fucking map? Literally unplayable.
>the game needs a map
Is that really a complaint? I didn't even notice the absence of a map until you guys said there wasn't one
Metroidvanias without a map is a terrible idea unless you have extremely tight game design.
Its noticeable.
To each their own, but so far I don't agree.
Furfag discord thread obsessing over a devs tranny insert
>I'm having fun
>having
TOLD YOU IT NEEDS A FUCKING AUTOMAP
I haven't beaten it yet but I've been getting through it fine without a map so far
just sayin
I know it's only $6, but is it actually good or is it just furrybait?
It's actually good. Very solid, no bugs.
>no bugs
Ehhhhh i clipped through geometry and out of bounds on several occasions
you fucking jinxed me fucker
The movement feels great, and I'm digging the music. Level design is fairly basic but I think that's the point.
I should get around to playing it ngl, I haven't played a good 3d platformer in a while, anyone got other platformers to recommend?
posting goat rabbit
bigger...
if you insist
why are there so many fat fetishists on Ganker?
it fits the userbase
>suddenly
It really isn't. It's just a few extremely vocal fatfags that constantly feel the need to let people know of their shit-tier fetish.
Apparently the map is in the beta branch?
goat sexo
why are you guys always so fucking horny for goat women
you know why dude
Even though I like dick & getting fucked by guys, I want that ass
uhh ok
i think this is it. Yeah it seems she she loses the hooves in her professional outfit showing that she painted them on
I thought those were rabbit paws ngl
i never noticed until later. heres the rest of them incase you save them for a art ref
oh yeah, you're right
she's def got hooves in the initial outfit
I assumed she just had shoes on like in the fully geared outfit, ones with gray tips
*shoes on in the professional outfit, not the initial outfit
straightest /v poster
is there an official character sheet for Sybil?
it seems like a lot of people draw her with rabbit feet, hooves, or even human feet sometimes...
it starts young you see
That's a Faun, you dork.
this is the middle eastern thread of Ganker
goat boy as well. im constantly horny for both
I like bottomless girls and I like hooves
>filename
fuck you, you made my log in.
Men love goats, anon.
goat/sheepgirls are always top tier shit
Ganker will joke about Middle Easterners, but I blame Undertale.
i will never forgive asriel for bringing me toto the goat business, male or female
I always thought Asriel looked fucking stupid, then Ralsei came along and rotted my brain.
Now I still think Asriel is fucking stupid but don't care as he is obsolete.
I got over Ralsei the moment they revealed he has white fur
both are good
First time in history I got angry over whitewashing
I wouldn't last a minute
in what way?
The are just cute. I made my sheep/goat ocs without clovemn feet and no shoes because the color balance looked better to me, but i got accused of being a footfag :C
Because
That's a forbidden goat. Delete or I will tell the mods.
Please tell me about this forbidden goat so I will know what to avoid
Shanty from Thems Fighting Herds
Ah, forbidden because it's related to a game that's related to a certain cartoon that broke certain peoples' brains?
Yes.
Dang, Lauren Faust ruined an entire generation of men.
no she just makes jannies dilate
>first Toriel
>then Goat Lucifer
>then Mineru
>now Sybil
I can't help it if sexo goat women keep getting made.
it's Lanolin for me
Game name?
It's an Inscryption mod
https://vxtwitter.com/NotBoogie/status/1719383339411316890?s=20
Cool thanks
Goats are GOAT, simple as
Ever fucked a goat? If so you wouldn't be asking that question.
Because this place is filled with a bunch of zoomer posers who act like porn is some funny inside joke meme.
Now that you brought it up, I wonder how popular is Undertale among Middle East gamers.
music in this place reminds me of MDK2
This was way better than it had any business being
I really loved how castlevania the theme in the twilight theater was, the bassline was so tasty
Yeah for sure.
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Glad you're enjoying it, anon.
what kind of mammal is that supposed to be?
a cat rabbit whos disguised as a goat so a jackolope
anal beast
When's goblin game coming out?
they should finish designing her
slopregalia
>I have a small white penis
CLANG
Why are indie devs so fucking lazy with graphics? It's not hard to make something that doesn't look like shit.
its because its easy to make and design around the style's limitations like styled textures and simple models
when you're older you'll stop caring about graphics
Why dont videogames just be good? Are they stupid?
you just have shit taste
I'm "lazy" because 3D modeling is a nagger. Easily the most mind-numbing and annoying thing I've tried to learn, and I sat down and learned C++. My first game will use a character made of spheres like bomberman
3D modeling isn't a big pain in the ass, you're just not in the right headspace for it
it can be with the details you need
If you think of it as a puzzle, it really isn't too bad. And you probably need to be autistic enough to get any enjoyment out of it, much like a puzzle.
Yeah its real fun once you get down with it, making stuff
How come nobody in this game wears pants?
You've never had that dream?
>See threads on this for a long time
>Open them and scroll sometimes
>Not ever once, a webm or link showing gameplay
>Closest was clothing swap webm in this same thread
Do you guys actually play this game? It's a platformer supposedly? Does it exist or is this like the game about the lizard playing a tuba meme etc?
Ive seen exactly two vis showing gameplay.
one was some super forgiving tripple jump wall run through a level that didnt look finished.
another is this main character sitting down and slightly spreading her legs
It's a platformer, if you've played it you know what it looks like for everyone else too.
People are only here for the "on topic" waifu thread. Let's be real.
Analysis:
What makes a waifu popular and not just a dime-a-dozen drawing is that people experience a certain amount of exposure to it. Its proximity and attention over time that creates attraction, which is why I would get turned on far far more by average looking coworkers at my job making coffee than I would be by pornstars with my most desired proportions. Sybil is unique and is a decent design, but its that players spend the 4 hours or whatever with her in the game that makes them fall in love and make these threads reach bump limit.
Anyway. How to reproduce? You need a sexy waifu of course, but you're also going to need a game good enough that people actually play it for several hours. Which considering the desert of creativity in games nowadays, is rare. If you do have a good game though, then it doesn't really matter how unique or interesting your waifu is as long as shes attractive and sexy and the player spends a significant amount of time with her throughout the game. She doesn't even need speaking lines or any interesting character at all. She just has to be there.
she also needs cool tricks
Wow that theatre area looks pretty nice. I haven't seen any of the new areas since the demo
I hate that part.
what would she do to asriel (male)?
what if she was in pseudoregalia but used fire attacks instead of a sword?
Why am I so sexually attracted to these videogame goat women despite not being a furry?
>attracted to furry coomer bait
>b b b but I'm not a furry guys I swear!!!!
You closeted furfags are almost as bad as the "traps aren't gay" crowd
You'd have a much easier time if you just learned what words meant
I accept your concession furry
my favorite youtuber is streaming pseudoregalia after I recommended it to him
i love being parasocial
Pariah?
yes!!!
might draw something for the occasion
draw a nsfw alt too!
sybil is pantless by default i don't think you'd want to be looking at images of her while you're at work
well draw her topless then
i don't do typical vanilla stuff. my sexual proclivity is seeing sybil morbidly obese.
but i have drawn enough images of that so I will be drawing sybil normally.
oh ok. goodluck
I'm gonna need all the fatfuck sybils you got.
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wouldnt be a pseudoregalia thread without you shilling your shit
He asked I answered
I like relentlessly shilling too it's fun
And I'm glad you answered, I don't know why I didn't save the rest of these yet
Lordy what a blimp
get that shit outta hea'
God I hate fatfags so fucking much.
This
Where's Sybil with her pants on but no top
Who?
https://www.youtube.com/@Pariah6950
alright his stream is done
his thoughts:
>the movement is really good
>the combat is meh
>he got lost often
>he found sybil to be furry bait and immediately put pants on her
>put the pants on
Unsub from him RIGHT NOW
>his thoughts
are you serious? think for yourself ffs
I have my own thoughts, his conclusion is pretty much the exact same as myself and literally everyone who has played pseudoregalia except him putting pants on sybil.
i point it out cuz he's a more analytical type with his videos
>not allowed to see other people's reviews
>he found sybil to be furry bait and immediately put pants on her
And just like that, I can immediately dismiss his opinion and label him a homosexual.
true men keep her bottomless
I'm p sure anyone regardless of who they are would do that
I mean, Sybil IS furry bait. But that's still no excuse to put pants on her.
black and white to fit in the theme of the guy
also he prefers the p*nts unfortunately
thank you mr manface-kun (I am assuming)
I will do better with my sybils next time...
just thin her waist and give her eyes squarish eyeliner and your good
post screenshots OP
>this thread
>this whole ass game
>whole ass game
Heh
She looks like she fucks human men
>4 months later
>still no map
>no level editor
>no new outfits
>no more blender animations
I liked this game a lot, but it was criminally short.
You assholes wouldn't share the model
theres models online. they arnt hard to find
not him but stop being a pedantic fuck, models aren't a sekrit club
This type of mind set is the exact sort of thing he's talking about.
Damn she's got some moves
she cute
never played the game
i want to be her
I also want you to be her, so I can bury my face in your fluff.
So if Seve interacts with Alexis only in dreams, does it mean that Alexis is Seve's anima?
I assume she's a real girl somewhere in the world that's projecting herself into Seve's dreams.
Beginning of this song reminds me of Pseudoregalia OST a lot. That is all.
Wide hips
Soft tummy
Smooth, rounded crotch
Supple womb bulge
Plump thighs
Generous breasts
Pool eyes
Boopable nose
Is she wearing pants or what's the deal with lack of holes?
>what's the deal with lack of holes?
It's an E rated game
This is probably what being trapped in an E rated game would be like. You can’t sexo any character because they’re all smoothies down there. Sigh…
FEATURELESS
CROTCH
Why must she always attract people with the weirdest fucking fetishes?
There is nothing weird about being shot in the butt.
Kino game
I also want to rest my head on her thighs for hours
>tfw you never experience Sybil cradling your head in between her warm and fuzzy thighs like earmuffs but for your head.
just bought it and finished it in one sitting, games fucking nuts. Figuring out the forward super jump after a slide jump was so satisfying. also kicking the spirit breaker mid air is the absolute sickest shit ive ever seen
i want to stick my face in sybil's crotch fluff
It's gonna stay that way until that homosexual explains what he means by /ss/ being cuckshit. I'm curious, dammit, I want to know if I've been jerking to cuckshit without knowing it.
never reply to me again
not that anon but I'm assuming they said it because /ss/ is usually mom/son stuff, which implies the son is cucking the dad
>dangerking11
based panty shot artist but god fucking damn do I not like his other fetishes
You're still trying to shill this garbage here?
Is there any game you think isn't shilled?
Trying to talk to people like that is pointless. If its an indie game they automatically cry shill. Even the big ones like pizza tower or world of horror have people seething in them.
Still waiting for a map, but her game is good
where are his horns going?
creating features in the featureless
god i wish that was me
>Game came out in july
>Still no map
Does the dev just not know how to program? I kind of wish he didn't even mention the map, because now modders wont make one.
Banjo tooie but the worlds aren't fuckhuge and the backtracking is less egregious. Visually its the most accurate of all these n64 scotformers I've seen, and the music is great.
The dev keeps getting distracted because they'd rather make more models with huge thighs
I cant imagine a map taking more than like a weekend to bang out. Just make colliders for each room, give each collider an ID via a script, then use that ID to determine where the player is on the map. I've only ever used unity but I imagine the process is very similar for unreal engine.
BUILT FOR HUMAN COCK!
is that wamu?
i see it too, but i feel like i attribute a lot of drawings to wamu recently, and it feels like i have brain worms
I hacked the webcams of all the people crying about there being no map in this game, take a look.
>Welcome to zoomer Ganker MARKETING & FURRhomosexualRY
atleast post some good coom of that bitch, the game is lame and bad
You have three choices on Ganker:
>Coombait thread that goes to bump limit
>/pol/bait or similar off topic thread that goes to bump limit in an hour
>Actual non bait thread that gets 8 responses over the course of 5 hours
in the outside part of the theater you can making it over much easier with the cling gem
Corn goats
Porn goats
I'd take it. There's hardly any fan art of these goats.
I was shocked that the music in this game was pre-made tracks and not something the dev made for the game.
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this game is good. needs another castle after the final boss fight where you can use all your unlocked movement tech to overcome harder challenges. also new enemies couldn't hurt
I kept stubbornly trying to get to areas using only the wall kick ability, and when I got the high jump ability I kind of felt dead inside for trying so hard
I thought the game was just hard
its kinda annoying timing jumps but once you get the powers it gets easier
I got through multiple areas using incredibly precise wallkicks instead of the wall grappleslide
It was not very fun and I didn't even realize I had fucked up until I collected two items like that and got to the end of an area I was obviously not supposed to be in yet and saved(!)
Getting out of there was a fucking nightmare.
I don't know what the testing was like for this game, but usually metroidvanias try and make it impossible to enter any area that you shouldn't be in without the appropriate upgrade. (Obviously there are exceptions to this like when people find exploits etc.).
I've adopted the mindset now that if I'm struggling to get somewhere then I'm probably missing an upgrade and should just try to make progress somewhere else.
I mean, I'm not the dev, but maybe they did know about using wall kick like this but it's hard to say.
>I don't know what the testing was like for this game
I'm pretty sure the only testing was what people commented on the game jam version.
Well I can't expect a single dev to 100% explot-proof their game if they only worked on it for a handful of months I guess. I mean you DID end up getting yourself out right? Even if it was a pain in the ass
I'm waiting until the map update personally.
The map is in the beta branch already apparently, just gotta add yourself to the beta in steam
That's forbidden, anon.
At thing point, I don't believe that there is a reason for it to stay forbidden.
would any of you be talking about this game if it didn't have a sexy goat lady in it?
Sex appeal is a major marketing strategy if thats what youre implying. Without the sex goat I feel like the game would be hovering at about 300ish reviews, not almost 4k. I don't think that really correlates to the quality of the game however. Some of the other games mention ITT have hardly any reviews and are pretty good.
Depends. I do like the platforming.
store page?
$20 is kind of high when compared to other games ITT:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1740300/Smushi_Come_Home/
>Not the first post from this IP.
Would you stop samefagging if it didn't get you any (You)s?
not him, but i just like to post.
Anyone play shumi?
I thought about it but it seems like kind of a baby game like cavern of dreams is.
I played it, it's cute. Basically a longer version of A Short Hike. Definitely not very difficult but not a bad time either.
I'm fucking sold
I never heard of it. But now I do.
>the dev can't stop making thicc athletic women
based
Thought that was a dude for a sec, still would
I enjoy the fact you haven't a map, but damn i'm fucking stuck
I visited every area and don't know where to go next
i have obtained slide jump, high jump, and wall jump
Will take a small pause now
Go to the Bailey, and find the open courtyard. Facing away from the stairs, there's a wall on your left. Get on top of it, then take the bridge across the canyon. If you can't make those jumps, you'll have to go through the underground to come out on the other side of the wall.
that's the only freaking place i haven't checked again. I remember getting there very early and the gap looked like an end-game jump. Will try going there, thanks
From hanging out in these threads, it's the most common place for people to get stuck. I got there very early by accident because I clipped through the floor in the Bailey and if you void out anywhere in that region it respawns you by the bridge because it assumes you fell off there. A well-timed sliding jump should be all you need.
Just went to the bridge and... locked gate, high pillars with something on them, can't reach them.
What?? Am i retard who can't figure it out or what?
Climb the pillars. You should have the tools you need, unless you're missing like the pogo bounce or something but I don't think you can miss that unless you're actively trying to.
i tried a few times walljump on the pillars and i couldn't reached the top, i made it now, i just had to be more precise.
I also, i backtracked to a breakable door on the keep, and got a weapon upgrade. And also saw this...
Something to remember is that the walljump angle is based on the angle you hold the control stick as you kick the leg out, not necessarily the angle of approach relative to the wall.
the walls you need a charged hit to open
needs to be more art of the little goat butler's fluffy backsack and puffy pink asshole
Be the change you want to see in the world
I've got it. I figured out what I need to motivate me to do more gamedev for my platformer idea
The need for a character that people would find cute, fuckable and fattenable
Why is she not wearing any pants? I can't jerk off and play at the same time.
You can give her pants under the "accessibilities" options.
Does she genuinely walk around in this game with her furry vagina and ass out?
I don't know anything else about this except that it's a platformer and this lady is half naked.
yes, she is featureless but essentially half naked
Physics can be funny in this game.
you can see how the power she uses to jump so high
Honestly I'd rather have some forgiveness like this than the opposite. Makes the game feel better in the moment to moment.
Doesn't make it any less comical to observe.
ACK
>...I'm gonna lick it
>I bet it's full of m i n e r a l s
This is a golden line and I'm keeping it.
thanks for the rec OP, this is neat.
AIEEEE! My dilapidated pussy is now exposed! It would be a shame if someone, maybe a butler, were to take advantage this situation.
>midget goat butler
>not handsome man with obscured features
>dev is a fan of B^Uckley
I'm there right now
>read a book about a woman with a magic sword who thinks revenge is fucking sick
Oh shit Blue Eye Samurai?
is there a list of all these?
Isn't this game made by a nasty troon?
No that's lunacid, a game that pretends to be a king's field-like, this is a 3D platformer made by a coomer
lunacid way better than soodalgaylia
How? One is a tranny souls like, the other is mario 64 with a big thighs waifu
because i like it more
>get the "double jump"
>you're just doing wall kicks
I fucking love this, I don't know why this slower, meticulous movement is so comfy, but it is. makes me wish there was a couple different weapon types, I'd love a big fuckoff sword like the knights carry.
I really like the BGM for the final boss.
here is the official pseudoregalia music tier list
>Standout
Outside the Castle Walls (Empty Bailey)
>Very good
Paramnesiac (Boss Theme B)
The Underbelly
Delirious Acting (Twilight Theater)
>Good
Their Subdued History (Castle Sansa)
Remants of the Dream (Main Theme)
>OK
Pages of Solemnity (Listless Library)
Tower Remains
Revival (Dilapidated Dungeon)
A Forgotten Fortress (Sansa Keep)
>Forgettable
The Fiercely Loyal (Boss Theme A)
Empty Bailey > Listless Library > Twilight Theatre > Boss Theme B > Dilapidated Dungeon > Main Theme > The Underbelly > Tower Remains > Boss Theme A > Castle Sansa > Sansa Keep
Empty Bailey will always be the best track in the game.
Listless Library is peak comfy. It's on the same level as going through the file select in Windwaker to the point where I believe it could replace the actual main theme.
No complaints about Twilight Theatre's theme, just excellent saxo.
The Main Theme is serene, but loses major points for being so short AND for not looping on itself.
Castle Sansa and Sansa Keep are the forgettable themes for me. It doesn't help that there's so much fucking emptiness and gray throughout both of them to really exacerbate that.
>Sansa Keep
>Forgettable
fucking nagger. you take that back
sauce
Me, part of
I'd draw him obese tbh
can you post your gallery?
see
for my other sybils
"ShweetMagnet" is my tag on the usual places
I am working on another sybil atm
>Sybil fattening up the goat so he makes a more comfortable seat for her
If you do, make a female alt with eyelashes and smaller eyebrows.
It sounds like cutscene music for a foreboding/bad part in a JRPG. It's about as forgettable as it gets to me next to Castle Sansa.
It does not compel me to parkour, move quickly, or explore. It's just there.
sybil
her nose and mouth are just so weird on-model, her design should normally hit all my furfag notes
she worksout at the gym?
No, she's in Ganker's dream right now
then wheres her ponytail and branded tights?
fur really is the best
sex with this shortstack goatboy
that's kinda gay dude
i played her game so i'm officially not an unplayer anymore which means i can draw her so give me some sybil draw req i'll do a quick one
draw her macro (giantess but the furry name for it)
Sybil standing on a steep incline like the goat in this pic
Heck yeah, thanks anon!
I appreciate the crotch fluff, makes me diamonds
Sybil breast expansion
not the anon you replied to but here
uWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
old pic or new one?
just drew it now
sorry i was looking at the filename and assumed it was old
very very good my friend. i really like the gesture on the right image.
ah, there's a Ganker extension that allows me to post images from clipboard that also randomizes filenames.
im the macrofag
You may have a shit-tier fetish, but you can still draw a really cute Sybil.
>Shit tier
i know, i dont draw often because of it
While I personally may not approve of that particular fetish, you should at the very least still draw what you enjoy.
I may hate the local fatfag's fetish art ITT, but I still have some respect for him as a drawfag.
it's fine anon, i know i get respect as a drawfag but its hard to ignore the fact that people do deride me over things i cant help, it's hard to want to draw what i want to draw when it's the subject of scrutiny simply because im me
you must be slacking
most of the sybil stuff on e621 is just normie vanilla stuff
not the fault of that drawfag, more so the fault of the normie uploaders only dumping vanilla sybil stuff
>0 results
Can you draw giant Sybil putting a tiny gote between her massive tits?
like this?
NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo don't drop the goat butler into the cleavage he will suffocate 🙁
which fate awaits goat butler
bosom for the butler, i wanna see his tip just barely sticking outta there, especially with a lil bit of precum
now draw him blushing and smiling contently nestled in her cleavage optionally with his erection barely visible peeking out between her tits
booba
GIWTWM AND GIW SHE PRESSED HER BOOBS TOGETHER AS HARD AS SHE COULD AND ATTEMPTED TO CRUSH ME, DON'T CARE IF SHE SUCCEEDS OR NOT
i might colour and post these later
😀
I hope you do, they're very cute/hot
if i do, they'll be posted on my twitter @mysticeso and other social medias, i doubt the thread will live long enough and im taking a break for a bit
I don't use xitter, but I'll look for them in future Sybil threads, appreciate the big goats and the little goats
fair enough, just thought i'd say, i dont use Ganker too often anymore (trying to stop using Ganker alltogether) but ill post them in threads if i see them up
nice
nice
>can actually draw Sybil's face correctly
Breast expansion isn't my thing, but I like your artstyle.
Please don't be a fatfag. Please don't be another fatfag. PLEASE don't tell me you're another fatfag.
Zamn
Sybil wearing panties with a bow on the front
>character doesn't wear pants
>add underwear
>suddenly boner
what is this phenomenon
I know how you feel
except diaper
It's called your imagination filling in the gaps.
Same thing applies when you put a robot girl in lingerie.
Sybil pubes
sybil and the butler gote but their body proportions are swapped
>smol sybil
>Chibi Sybil
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE!
God mobfaced thick "women" are so fucking hot.
Draw her sitting in the giant hand's lap
Draw her really fat and eating powdered donuts
Sybil in 2B's outfit.
Sybil telling the viewer that everything's going to be okay
Sybil sitting on a stool with a butler sitting on her lap while she's gently stroking his head and holding him around the lower torso. they both enjoy it
Be the singular person drawing her in the objectively superior professional outfit
Butler putting his best effort railing Sybil in speed bump position but she's bored
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give her a penis
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1696720/PsiloSybil/
The real sybil
wait its still in early access? Is the game more fair with its levels?
It wants to be Crash Bandicoot but fails to understand what made the trilogy iconic in the first place.
crash was not iconic in the first place... ppl only played it cause they didnt have mario or sonic
>the character that immediately became the mascot for Sony for over a decade wasn't iconic
Absolutely retarded take.
it was iconic. It was the jump into danger platformer with a touch of slapstick
few games on the N64 look as good as the Crash games or focus on platforming instead of taking the free-roam adventure game approach, which could also be done on the PS1 after Sony added joysticks, the games were what people expected Donkey Kong on the N64 to be like.
Could be interesting but they should have made the protagonist a furry woman
help i accidently a goat
have you tried turning it on and off again?
could sybil defeat the princess from Save the princess game?
not the first princess she's beat
yeah but shes a goober
The one thing I've always found strange about this game is that everyone BUT Sybil has a mobface.
No wonder the goat butlers said her disguise is paper-thin.
it because sybil is a interloper to someone's dream
whats his problem
i feel like nearly every single goat butler dialogue was some weird in-joke rittzler put in
besides like one or two none of them say anything of value
Why is dis nigga obsessed with beans?
She's a jackalope you fucking retards, fucking hell.
I wonder what it takes to make a 'fat' outfit for Sybil.
>the belltower is just half an orange
Do these notes mean anything?
feels like they were supposed to add lore but were just forgotten about
According to the dev himself, he had planned on the notes having lore but couldn't think of anything interesting to place on them before his deadline.
WHERE'S BUCKET'S GAME
REEEEEEEEE
waaaah i am almost finished my sybil
What is Sybil's personality? I haven't played the game and I can't find anything about it on the Pseudoregalia wiki.
we just dont know
(grouchy middle aged woman)
She doesn't have a voice actor? Does she say anything in-game? I figured that she'd be the stoic type from her expression, but that's about it.
she literally has one line of dialogue
>I hope I'm not too late...
the rest of what you get in game are these little droplets like her wanting to see the beach
headcanon is that she's a rather stoic, uptight and steadfast in getting her dream missions completed and doesn't have much time for nonsense
i suppose she also doesn't give a shit about being modest with her uniform
probably has done this dream remedying thing thousands of times and it's just business for her
Stoic but caring. Going off the library books (even if they're one part joke and one part lore), she can't cook for shit, has never been to a beach before, knows how to cope with loss which is relevant to the ending, is totally fine with getting/dishing out revenge, and isn't so absorbed in her mission that she won't sit down and take a seat to recover.
The lines around her eyes would suggest that she was actually asleep herself when she entered the dream, while her having only a stern/stoic facial expression was likely an oversight of the dev not giving her any additional facial expressions besides being able to blink and close her eyes. Basically, it's less that she's some angry bitch and more that she just takes her mission very seriously, akin to Mega Man when he's stoic as hell in his mainline games.
She's a very pious woman, presumably of Catholic faith given that she has an upcoming Catholic nun outfit, the fact that she literally prays in-game to restore her health, and because she uses holy/Solar-based equipment.
Whoever she's helping awaken in the dream apparently knows her outside of the dream, and more interestingly, it's implied that the setting is actually the modern world, of some guy since he mentions photography.
Do you think Sybil is "real" in the universe and goes into dreams from time to time or does she exist solely in dreams?
Pretty sure she's real.
She's obviously real in-game since the person she rescues acknowledges her by name.
Not to mention you can see her silhouette in the main menu doesn't have antlers, to further imply that what you see in-game is her "paper-thin" disguise.
Neither of those deconfirm that she's a dream being.
She changes her appearance based on the dream to fit in better with them, and dream beings can have names.
My headcanon is that she's sorta like NiGHTS if you understand the reference, going from dream to dream and helping out those in need.
Also, the ending conversation saying
>I'm sure you've got someone else to help out, right?
sorta makes it seem like helping people in dreams is something she does very often.
Again, we can feud about this but I think all answers are equally valid given how little the game gives.
Yes, she uses disguises to try to avoid detection in dreams, nor is it the first time she's done this shit as the game implies.
You can argue that she's like NiGHTs or Klonoa if you really want to be on the nose, but the fact the books in the library and her conversation with whoever's having the dream strongly imply that she has a connection to the real world.
I liked it.
Metroidvania is cancer, i have no idea how fags convinced themselves that spending half of the game looking for the single small room you missed for a powerup to continue playing the game was a good thing, but here we are. Dev should just make 40-60 straight platforming challenge levels with optional time trials that really pushes the fun movement to its limit and release that as a sequel.
Ill buy it easily for 15 dollars
>people always draw the little goat dudes with hyper cocks that aren't proportioned to their bodies
cringe
>Five dollar and ninety-nine cents.
I'll try it.
You should, it's pretty fun.
I did it
Good work, anon.
I just like doing the slide jump, pogo bounce, then several funny wall kicks into a backflip to land on a platform and cum in my pants instantly from the mechanical satisfaction
I hope Sybil enters one of my erotic dreams
For her sake, I hope she stays out of mine. She's going to get inflated, and she's not degenerate enough to deserve that.
Too late, she got huge in mine
You two, elaborate further on how your dreams with Sybil would proceed
Watch pretty much any Imbapovi video and you'll get an idea of what awaits Sybil in my dreams.
Sybil when she sees the cream tank and the pump
Why would you do that to her? She just wanted to help you out.
These are the risks that sexy fluffy girls accept when entering lonely virgin fantasies
Such is truth.
Pic related, and is just 1% of the filling she'll get.
All my cum
Detonate a Sybil
She got belly bloated, really hard.
This man gets it. Good taste
Same, gonna go to sleep
what does Sybil smell like?
Like a freshly-washed quilt.
woman pube musk, but it's all over her body
Alright, not only is the character pure sex, the platforming is fucking godlike.
I really feel like the dev of this game should drop his other projects and take advantage of just how popular this one got. Having your random indie game blow up to a decent scale is a dream of many and it really wouldn't be wise squandering it.
the most we will probably ever see is either a new castle to explore or tools with which for us to build our own levels.
he's got other games planned and all of them are variants of platformers. as long as people can associate his other projects with PR (which is an easy feat when simple marketing could be as straightforward as "from the creator of pseudoregalia")
it's one thing to milk a franchise if there's a desire to see more of the same story/world there, but there really isn't one here. I wholly get wanting more dreamscape worlds to explore but that's more content, not necessarily a sequel.
>should drop his other projects and take advantage of just how popular this one got
dropping shit you actually want to work on for the sake of furrybux would be extremely lame, no matter how much I want to fuck the fat goat
He won't ever do that because he's either scatterbrained or just doesn't have the motivation or drive to actually update his own game outside of bugfixes. He had worked on some 7 other games prior to this one, with Pseudoregalia being one hell of a fluke for him, to his own admittance.
Case in point: The demo for the game was made in THREE (3) FUCKING WEEKS, and the full game published in just 3 months. Yet, a simple 2D map with a dot to tell you where you are somehow takes nearly 4 months and counting to implement even when the community already made it for you?
The game's made in unreal5 blueprints which just makes me wince. It's like a 100gig install and here he's using it for n64 graphics lel
I'm just surprised the output is 369MB
I thought all unreal games were 8GB bloated messes
I'd love to see the map in 3D like how some dark souls world maps are.
I would also say that Discord has been both a gift and a curse for him, as well as the life-changing amount of money he's made from his game as being able to live comfortably for a good while can demotivate you from busting your ass to get shit done.
He's not like Scott Cawthon who struck while the iron's hot, but instead just churns out a lot of concepts and half-baked ideas - be it of the polar bear girl snowboarding game, the one with the Chibi Robo knockoff girl, the goblina girl, or of pic related.
I sincerely hopes he can strike again before the iron cools off given that he was able to churn Pseudoregalia out in just 3 months.
Ganker furry goat ass platformer with blackjack & hookers when?
Looks like the dev's MO is to make thick ass characters, even the robot got some thighs
(Always thought of creating a character with thick thighs ngl)
yeah but sybil is his best design by far
Ngl I dig Bucket's more
eeeeh, it does little for me... I think it's the hat since I'm really into robots
still a good design, just not dick-activating for me
its good. she needs a background and story. Also alt outfits
To each their own, but I like Sybil's design more because she has a genuinely unique appearance.
There may be goat girls, bunny girls, cat girls, and even jackalope girls (Noelle), but never one that's all 4 at once that somehow manages to make it work.
Even rarer is an anthro girl that's canonically pious.
cute paws wrong character
he can come crawling back to the Pseudoregalia IP after his other games fail
sybil's anal aura is really strong in these images
>bump limit
Well done lads. It's been a while since we pulled it off.
Yet another successful sybil thread, gentlemen.
Here's to another one.
guys wtf. the update summoning ritual was a bust!
She do be goated
If a trading card game can have a general up on Ganker 24/7 then there's no reason an actual video game can't.
The difference between said trading card and our little thread is that the trading card game has some 25+ years of content to throw around in a PvP environment while ours is just a 2-6 hour long indie with a speck of lore and a sexo goat-jackalope-cat girl.
You love to see it.
Sybil's on-model face smiling looks odd.
>when she shes the enemies are morphed mechs and monstrous milfs
Time to start saving fat goatbun butts to my collection.
90% of the goatbuns in this thread aren't fat enough
Treasure the stops along the road to perfection.
100% of the goatbuns in this thread aren't fat enough
I wish sybil had more of a defined personality so I could do weight gain roleplay with an ai chat bot of her without it all being headcanon
I think a stoic silent personality would be pretty convincing. To me, anyway.
How does something like that even work with an AI?
using character.ai, swipe right until the character states "yes I will get morbidly obese"
And I wish fatfags would suffocate or get heart attacks, but we can't all get what we want in life.
*inflates Sybil big and round*
oi! *un inflates her*
*inflates her again but bigger*