>That one Japanese RPG set in Wild West America will never be translated

>That one Japanese RPG set in Wild West America will never be translated

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    America..... Home...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And its free of canada!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf happened to Canada

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its a better world without it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf happened to what??? You lookin' to get shot partner?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God sneezed and blew all the leaves away

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Day of the Rake came and went

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >average burgerland student's understanding of US geography

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Since when is Japan burgerland?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Since 1945

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NIPPON BTFO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >average burgerland student's understanding of world geography

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >San Diego replaced with Tombstone
      Wyatt Earp owned like 6 saloons in San Diego and was here for more of his life than that 10 second "shootout"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah I'm all up for the burp guy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is Chicago the final dungeon? The map makes it look like a demon king's castle.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, just like real life. Even the Japanese know how dangerous ChiCongo is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Seattle the cat dungeon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Full of pussies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's the opposite funnily enough. This chick is a pop idol that took over after manipulating the local natives into becoming "the white man's dog" as in werewolves.

          ?si=v_1oVMCsT0gef6nT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why does Rushmore have the Joker face

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > St. Paul a giant flaming catapult and castle
      > Minneapolis a simple little burg

      lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s some kind of factory with one of those bobbing bird head desk toy things

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao. What game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love living in Atlanta, Florida

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wild arms was pretty Kino for an utterly generic RPG.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a cool setting with that 90s anime vibe

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Translation never

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just know

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      learn japanese sakura wars 5 chuddie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's saying "buroro"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice fanfiction troonylator

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't that have a TL?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its weird because while 5 does have an official translation, there are many side games with little details that are still untranslated.
        For instance, there's a (shitty) hack 'n' slash prequel to the game with Gemini as the sole MC. Besides, the other games in this franchise are in dire need of a TL.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wait wha.. it's a sakura taisen? ok can someone explain what the frick is this series about? i thought it was just a dating sim+mech battles. am I wrong?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >thought it was just a dating sim+mech battles
            Yeah, that's basically the gist of it. Or at least the main games.
            There are some spinoffs, like columns that remove the mecha srpg part and replace it with something else, be it puzzles, point and click, hack 'n' slash, dungeon crawling, etc.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dating sim + SRPG mech battles. Basically the Persona 3 before Persona 3. I only played 5 but the affection points you get from interacting with every girl increases your mechs stats during battle however battles only happen during the story. There's no side dungeon/area you can train in and you basically just go as you are so battle can still be challenge and long.

            Hardcore fans say 5 was the worst but I liked everything about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the best. 5 is one of the worst entries in the series and the prequel didn't do it any service.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it can't be helped

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say never, zero and ziria have been translated so it's always possible

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i translated it it
    its lit

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But Shadow Hearts: From the New World has an english version already.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But Shadow Hearts: From the New World has an english version already.

        Man, I remember playing that game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good OST and gameplay. Garbage cast and story

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    u guys have any more games you want to cry about? JOP bro here looking for recommendations

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >JOP
      >Writes his post in English

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        u gonna post them games or what?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bump

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hmm?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this Tengai Makyou: The Apocalypse IV?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >will never be translated
    それで?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      knowing kana isnt a flex

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and? are you implying that I can't play moon games?
        ゲームはお前にはできないって言ってんのか?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          タイマン張っか?!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ngmi

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ?!???!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                n
                g
                m
                i

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ??!!?!...!...???. . . . ...!!! 黑人

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >黑
                found the ching chong

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which is better, PSP or Saturn version?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PSP is censored to get a CERO A (equivalent to ESRB E for everyone) rating by toning down the horror elements e.g. people unknowingly eating their own children who had been transformed into pigs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >people unknowingly eating their own children who had been transformed into pigs
        What happens now instead of that?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't remember the details
          I played it on Saturn but only read about the PSP version

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please don’t remind me…

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wild arms 1 sucks dick, it's too slow and the combat generic. Are the sequels better?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kys

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I were to kill myself, I'd blame you for it. Imagine the feds finding out about your IP with hiro's help, then asking your ISP about it. You'd be in for a world of pain.
        Now, are the sequels better?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. 2 is pretty good and 4 and 5 have a better combat system.
      Hell, Alter Code F is better than OG 1. Its still WA1, but it feels like a more complete game and has many details added that make an overall better experience.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, I'll check them out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Alter Code F is better than OG 1
        I prefer the 2D spritework for WA1 and the original music. I'm not a fan of how AC:F looks, but it's perfectly understandable to prefer that updated version.

        Wild arms 1 sucks dick, it's too slow and the combat generic. Are the sequels better?

        While I disagree with this, 2 is a better game yeah. 10/10 music, good 2D and better 3D than WA1 and you can avoid most random encounters if battles bother you that much.
        Sadly the translation sucks, but you can still enjoy the story.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >didn't mention 3
        tbf 5 is my favorite mechanically but 3 is the one that properly nailed the theme and atmosphere of "wild west JRPG".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i've never had a jrpg never finished solely because of the length of battles other than WA3 which sucks because i can't think of any other game like it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WA3 is one of my favorite games.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It has a real good sound track.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll second this, 3 has a really nice sense of adventure.
          Also Maya is best girl.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        XF is pretty solid too if you like SRPGs, it's pretty unique in that there's very few "kill everything" missions and uses a hex grid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game has incomprehensible mini-games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He's never played 7 card stud

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't have time for your bizarre Japanese board games.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Japanese

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thatsthejoke.jpeg

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I merely pretended

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pretending to understand Brazilian board games

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry anon, next time I'll add a wojack and end it with I AM VERY SILLY so you won't miss the joke.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is there something about the japanese where they use the wild west aesthetic and the actual material is nothing like the wild west
    It actually pisses me off because none of the shit in the game matches with the visual expectation and what it should bring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are low iq. it is what it is

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think you're just a moronic slop maker who doesn't know what quality is even if it smashed your face in

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          real ESL hours

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          based, very likely a JOP

          real ESL hours

          cringe, very likely an ESL

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >replying to his own post
            >n..no...u...
            lmao pathetic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also I’m trans and autistic btw

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get well soon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure why you felt the need to tell everyone that when you're a different anon
        Hope you rope yourself soon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tengai Makyo is a series parodying foreign misconceptions of old Japan
      After a number of games with that theme, they made this one that parodies stereotypical conceptions of old America

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DON'T THEY KNOW THIS ISN'T HISTORICALLY ACCURATE AAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE STOP HAVING FUN IMMEDIATELY

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Takes place in Murrica
    >One of the bosses is a big fat pig person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you make bacon out of her once she is defeated?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My first introduction to the series was this scene.

      ?si=eDzmyfKTPTTNfffT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same for me.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Japanese games takes place in America
    >Has a black guy named Bob
    a Jemacian living in Mexico to be specific

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gemacian

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude that's literally just Mr. Black from dragon ball.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He had to get his start somewhere.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the chain? Escaped slave?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is translation even an issue still with ChatGPT and the likes?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like burger language model.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you moronic?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You can't announce reports, moron. Enjoy your warning.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also I’m trans btw

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure why you felt the need to tell everyone that when you're a different anon
        Hope you rope yourself soon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          also I’m trans btw

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he doesnt stay with the indian girl at the end of the game right?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >native brown tiddies

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Ichiro Mizuki singing?

    ?si=k6aknogdZnhYQc6B

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds like Kageyama.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is wild arms worth playing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty Charming games.
      Have their hearts in the right place, even if the general experience is a somewhat generic and by the numbers jrpg.
      Give Alter Code F or 2 a try if you are interested

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I loved WA1 but never finished Alter Code F because I think WA1 graphic is way more charming AcF looks really generic back then, is it better than WA1?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't mind generic I just want to know if when I play the game I'm going to be annoyed or not at poor unfun gameplay.... If you say it's charming that sounds good to me

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's your typical jrpg
          the combat graphics were ugly even when it was released, but the exploration is fine
          3D was the big new thing so i guess they had to make the fights 3D

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thanks friend I'm on it

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder if textractor works well with emulators. i haven't tried that yet

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese takes on the Wild West are always so endearing.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      read the thread Black person

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Discovered this game solely because I was searching for anime squaw breasts.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that one japanese rpg set in london will never be translated

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn I can read this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keep it up, anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats, maybe I'll get there too one day.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This jungle exploration game
    I could swear I was thinking of a different ps jungle exploration game but I cant find anything more

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh sorry "Wonder Trek" 1998

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we need mote wild west ganes that atent just shooters

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >JRPG in America
    You are like a baby, check this out:
    >A JRPG set in FRICKING BANGLADESH

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >injun booba warpaint

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want it translated? Fan translations are just as bad as official localizations.
    AI isn't going to save you either coz AI's translations are programmed by the same lunatic localizers.

    Learn Japanese already. Start today.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda weird that we are current living under an AI boom right now and no one is even remotely trying to use them to translate cute JRPGs, not only that but no one is even trying to use the new TTS AIs to create a more immersive experience

    What's going on? Has the incompetency crisis reach it's peak yet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, eventually we are gonna run out of new games so someone will end up translating all the old ones anyway

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should I play it?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why yes I love Japanese take spaghetti westerns, how could you tell?

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Played it and can't remember almost anything about it

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