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Are you prepared?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you will not own your brain and you'll be happy

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    come back when they can do it non intrusively

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Synchron is another BCI company and they've already been approved for FDA human trials. Their tech is in theory non-invasive since they slide the chip up one of your neck arteries to brain. No brain surgery required.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good to see that there is going to be some competition in the BCI market.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >non-invasive
        >they slide the chip up one of your neck arteries to brain

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No idea why that Anon called Synchron approach "non-invasive", but the truth is that you can't get proper read quality with all that bone in the way.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This image reminds me of something.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      The fear mongering around Neuralink is insane.

      here comes the shills

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should never do to yourself what a mega rich CEO can't demonstrate on themselves in front of a live audience.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who gets an invasive brain implant that isn't for some paralysis related condition is beyond moronic.
    You just know there's going to be thousands of elon fanboys lining up in their teslas to get one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be willing to get a read only version for mental typing once it passes human medical trials.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, a non invasive helmet would be pretty dope.
        Combine that with a VR headset and it'd actually be a fun experience.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn't talking about non-invasive.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't need an invasive solution for read-only Brain-Computer Interfaces.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't fricking wait to die in agony because the autistic billionaire I'm simping for sold me a fricking brain chip.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >playing pong overheats brain chip
      a pass for me

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fear mongering around Neuralink is insane.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just let me insert a fricking chip in your head bro
      Totalitarians of yesterday would could only dream of sheeple as stupid, willfully ignorant and obedient as millennials and zoomers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the very concept of this doesn't fill you with revulsion, that only means there's still not enough fearmongering. Anyone willing to put a chip in their brain and blindly trust whatever government or NGO controls it to not frick them over in some way, big or small, is either a gullible consumer slave or completely insane.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We live in an age of planned obsolescence.
      Why would you want to put a chip into your fricking brain that could alter your thoughts.
      I'm not into those schizo qanon theories, but you're moronic if you think Musk has your best interests at heart.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah im gonna stick a chip in my brain that makes monkeys vomit until they die. i'm gonna go to a brain surgeon to have invasive surgery done to remove the chip so i can upgrade to chip 2 in a year

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not waiting for chip 4.5 deluxe naruto edition
        ngmi

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a cool concept but it's like getting those brick phones, but instead of carrying it around you drill a get a hole in your head, while knowing there's smart phones coming in the future. The concept is good but the technology is in its infancy, I expect we reach longevity escape velocity before getting one of these installed is worth a hole in your skull

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The concept is good but the technology is in its infancy
        Which is why it's only now starting to enter the human trials stage, where every patient is a quadriplegic. I'm sure as hell not going to get the brick phone, but those need to exist before smartphones do. This isn't a vanity thing for me, either, I just want this tech to advance in case I become disabled in the future in one way or another.
        >I expect we reach longevity escape velocity before getting one of these installed is worth a hole in your skull
        Translation:
        >Yeah, bro, stop developing medical technology, immortality is just around the corner!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I never said they should stop developing it, just that it's way behind even longevity research which is also in its infancy even though it has had research done for decades already.
          I feel like we understand even less about the brain, but then again I haven't really researched the subject that much about compared to longevity

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's way behind even longevity research
            I don't believe that this is the case. Are there any experimental longevity increasing procedures that are entering human trials? Because if there are, I haven't heard of any. And I wasn't talking about lifespan, either. I'm talking about loosing control over your body after a cat crash. Fixing that is regenerative science, I haven't heard any good news on that front, either.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This Black person can’t even get rockets from blowing up and his automated cars from blowing up/running over people, I’m not trusting that Black person to put anything in my brain

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unless this technology has medical applications where the significant risks are outweighed by benefits you are quite literally a test chimp.

      >Brain surgery is expensive and "cosmetic" procedures have little to no insurance or health benefit cover.
      >Surgery and general anaesthesia of any kind carries risks and is shown to accelerate degeneration of the brain.
      >All implants have relatively higher infection rates compared to other surgical interventions, especially dangerous if its in the brain.
      >Opening the skull and meninges changes osmotic pressure and alters movement of CSF resulting in a range of potential complications.
      >The skull blocks a massive amount of radiation which may be compromised.
      >A hole in your skull, even reinforced with titanium mesh, is vulnerable to impacts.
      >it can take decades to recognise negative side effects of devices and drugs.
      >The body responds in unpredictable ways to foreign entities, this close to the brain and with enough time and users its almost inevitable there will be anomalous autoimmune or metabolic interactions.
      >Electrical impulses applied to brain swelling or oedema occurs
      >Devices have failure rates.
      >Malfunctions like overheating, electrical discharge, or magnet force interaction still occur in medical devices like pacemakers after decades of refinement. In the brain this could be fatal directly or indirectly (such as causing you to have an accident).
      >moving from animal to human trials is a huge step and I cannot stress how difficult it is even if approved to proceed.
      >Non-invasive AR equivalents are already in development and infinitely cheaper to produce, distribute, update etc

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bonus
        >electrical communication device in the brain means you're at the mercy of a corporate entity
        >you're at risk of the corporation being hacked
        >you're at risk of being hacked directly
        >Cyberpunk fantasy in reality is a dystopian nightmare and the psychological effects of major alterations to the body are significant.
        >There are plenty of shitty surgeons who are going to be the only ones who jump at the opportunity to do insane procedures like this and they wont be neurosurgeons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh! you are not gonna pay $9.99 for our antivirus? well, I guess you don't need your childhood memories anymore. whoops! they are gone.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        An imaginably scenario completely beyond capabilities of current technology is not a counterargument, Anon.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna say it in advance:
    >NO REFUNDS

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The swelling of blood vessels from aneurysms kills people. What do you think having a bunch of unnatural shit put into your brain will do? Brain fluid leaking out alone causes massive problems.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    won money in poker with this device

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i use to chet on exam

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That looks like its battery wouldn't last five minutes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        runs on tears

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't "monkeys brain controlling something" literal decades-old technology? Why is Musk selling this as a new innovation?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because that's all he does, do you really think this clown invented electric cars?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >do you really think this clown invented electric cars?
        No, obviously. But Tesla popularized EVs.
        >Because that's all he does
        Cope.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wrong think
    >instantly die

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Think the word "Black person" once in a non-racist way(you are not even allowed to say it irl)
    >Go to jail and lose job
    Let's hope humanity nuke itself before we reach that point

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you homosexuals always specify about "non-racist"
      People should be allowed yo be racist unless it's against whites

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do you homosexuals always specify about "non-racist"
        Because amerimutts love black people and you can't even say the word "Black person" without a hundred whitetoids start getting butthurt about being le racist against the wholesome blacks so everyone just say "LE N WORD"
        So we live in a timeline straight out of a fantasy book of harry potter where the word shall never be mentioned(just like "his name" in HP books)
        TL;DR america worships black people.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    elon musk the type of homie to see a picture like this and genuinely get amazed and excited. fricking fruitcake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 some outsourced pajeet code has a bug which prevents your autonomic nervous system from resuming normal breathing after a sneeze

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    MCDONALDS!

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laputan Machine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I AM NOT A MACHINE

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to witness balding soi-males get literally skull fricked just so they can watch ads in their brain and upboat people on leddit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And of course spam social media with how amazing it is, but they can't explain it and you have to see for yourself.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hacker plays a 10 hour bass boosted spam video of the word Black person in your head until a technician stops it at the hospital
    I'm not getting it.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah i'm prepared to give up gaming.

    • 3 months ago
      saucy

      >2% of the population will be able to meaningfully adapt to the new technology while you give up over 50 years of entertainment

      sure picked a weird time to do that anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off trip. If it's entertainment your type likes then we are better off without it.

        • 3 months ago
          saucy

          I think I can survive off of nine console generations a little while longer tbh

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In your lifetime this will become more mandatory than the vax pass was in 2021.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care.
      I'm not getting the vax and I'm not getting the chip. If you try to force it I'll just poison as many government workers as I can until I'm caught.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the current veredict on the Cybertruck?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      America's #1 consumer-grade APC

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know how old cars tend to stay intact through collisions while modern cars turn to junk? Turns out there's a reason for that.
      The Cybertruck has a steel frame, just like them, which means all the force of a car crash goes to the squishy driver inside, turning them into paste at the slightest shock. In a regular car designed by sane people, the car frame crumples and absorbs the shock force to keep you alive.
      Not only will it kill any bystanders because of its shitty AI that actively prioritizes running children over stopping for five minutes, it will also kill you!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't look that bad.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when we cured blindness but then the company went under and with no one to support the hardware the people who bought machines went blind again?

    Now imagine that but with a chip in your brain.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you WILL get chipped like cattle
    you WILL be under permanent surveillance
    you WILL have your synapse burned

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and that's a GOOD thing!

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"No, I'm afraid the government would spy on me"
    >smartphone is less than 2 feet away from him 24/7

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my smartphone cannot kill me with the push of a button, I don't care if a glowie hears me say Black person

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and my smartphones is still a step away from inserting a literal brain chip into my head that reads my thoughts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone really scared of being spied in would live off the grid, the government already has all your info and posting on a huge honey post like Ganker isn’t going make your more hidden even with a vpn

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What? You don’t want brain surgery?
    >You don’t want to control a cursor with your mind? You don’t want your thoughts to be Corrected?
    >You don’t believe in our savior, Elong Munch?!
    >WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU, BRAIN CHIPS ARE THE FUTURE OF GAMING!!

    >You WILL get the surgery
    >You WILL get chipped
    >You WILL have your thoughts backed up to Elong’s servers
    >You WILL pay the brain chip loan in monthly installments
    >You WILL reduce the cost of the loan by allowing ads to be streamed into your mind 24/7
    >You WILL pay for DLC that makes the bugs look and taste like beef
    >You WILL CONSOOM

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are people out there who have lost control of their body below the neck, and this tech can help them. I swear to god, you people would be against the invention of fire because you can burn down a forest with it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm against the invention of fire because it eventually lead to the hellscape we call modern society

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Medical applications are a good idea, notwithstanding the issues Neuralink has with animal trials. And as I understand it, the main things Neuralink “pioneered” are related to electrode density and placement, which is something, but less than the Elong hype machine wants people to believe. Medical research with brain computer interfaces has existed for decades; the concept of selling invasive brain surgery to move the computer screen and game with your thoughts is stupid. (Yes, existing research predating Neuralink helped nonhuman primates move on-screen cursors or robotic arms with their thoughts.)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the concept of selling invasive brain surgery to move the computer screen and game with your thoughts is stupid
          But that's not what Neuralink it doing. They plan to give paralyzed patients control over a screen cursor with their mind, bringing them up to speed with the rest of the BMI field. The next step after that is putting another implant in the spine and have them transmit data to each other, partially restoring movement.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The thread OP was taking the “gaming” perspective that is often written about in media speculation. Here, I’ll spend a minute finding some examples.

            https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2023/10/12/activisions-bobby-kotick-thinks-well-be-using-elon-musks-neuralink-to-play-video-games/

            https://www.theteslaspace.com/latest-posts/asfgyrkvhwvauzcig0howdqkeredlc-hxcts

            If they can improve quality-of-life for quadriplegics, that’s good, but people should be disinclined to trust Elong-related hype, especially when he’s claiming we will “need” his brain chip to “compete with AI”

            I WILL oppose brain surgery for non-medical purposes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fire can be used for evil.
        The BCI is being developed solely for the purpose of evil.
        They're not comparable.

        If you think that large companies are funding technology that interfaces computers with the human brain because they want to help people, I don't know what to do with you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How you ever considered that there are lines that shouldn't be crossed
        Like how making nuclear weapons gave us a way to kill the entire planet 30 times over
        Giving governing bodies that have already shown a willingness to invade your privacy and refuses to stop direct access to a brain chip that reads your thoughts and can instantly kill you isn't a good idea

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How you ever considered that there are lines that shouldn't be crossed
          no prude. If we always limited ourselves to self-imposed "moral lines" we'd never achieve anything or progress our technology further. Plus if we're not doing it there is someone else who doesn't have the same restrictions doing it, so why limit you own progress?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            in almost every case it's a cool thing that doesn't permanently warp the physical structure and mind I perceive as self.

            I dont know why anyone would want a device permanently implanted in their body if they didnt have to

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I dont know why anyone would want a device permanently implanted in their body if they didnt have to
              that why it's starting as medical applications for people with blindness/paralysis to help treat those conditions. If this can actually reliably cure some of the neurological versions of those ailments then it's gonna blow up like a rocket ship in terms of popularity.

              So start there, then a few generations of iteration down the line we can start talking about non-medical applications

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >then it's gonna blow up like a rocket ship
                I see what you did there.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I dont know why anyone would want a device permanently implanted in their body if they didnt have to
              Because I'd like to be able to do things that even a peak human wouldn't be able to, like have a second set of arms. Are you completely new to the field of science fiction? But obviously, if I were to have something like that installed, I'd like to be certain that it's reliable and preferably free (as in freedom). There will need to be a lot of regulations on standards of body augmentation.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally the only use case, ever
        It's worse in every way from regular controllers
        even eyetracking is way more accurate

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literally the only use case, ever
          The potential applications of a proper BMI are nigh limitless.
          >It's worse in every way from regular controllers
          Technology is known to advance.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically give me the blue pill. Give me the juicy holographic steak dinner in a luxurious restaurant with my 10/10 AI ChatGPT wife NOW.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They can’t even get AI driving right.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been enjoying watching this foid experiment with playing games with her brain

    You can find her israelitetube or whatever socials pretty easily and watch old stuff compared to new stuff its honestly kind of shocking

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >foid
      >israelitetube
      how do you do fellow Gankerners

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry blud I'll try to talk more in line with todays youth no cap on a stack. Thanks for keeping it 100 and pushin P with me, homedog.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ive been enjoying watching this foid
          you dont have to pretend this isnt you. if its a foid why would you enjoy watching

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because I didn't know you could scan someones brainwaves like that in a home environment and without surgery. It's cool watching someone play a videogame by rotating cubes in their mind. Like, how can a machine even tell if you're thinking about a cube going up versus being pushed away from you? Madness.
            You're actually moronic if the angle you're gonna go with is "this surely must be you." Something tells me you haven't been here long.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brain interface doesnt make sense for games.

    The actual act of inputting a command and the length that it takes for you to execute that command is literally the foundation of game design. It would be the equivalent of turning fighting game inputs into smash directionals but x1000.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    anything cool or futuristic is never coming out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        watching those two boosters simultaneously land autonomously was the first time I actually felt like we were living in the "future"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        how does this benefit anyone except the guy selling satellite internet?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It benefits someone who wants to get decent internet in a place outside of cable and cellular coverage. Starlink even recently got a permit for direct-to-device (smartphone) testing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it is. I can now say out lout "ok google go to [whatever address]" and it immediately knows what to do and sends the map data to my car.
      You have literal science fiction surrounding you and it's already so mundane to you that you stopped noticing it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Map quest is slightly better now! (when its not fricking up thanks to shitty voice recognition)

        The last big invention was the internet. After that? what... "Smart" Phones? AkA: A PC that fricks up a lot

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    EXPLAIN
    WHAT IS THE USER INTERFACE FOR THIS
    WHERE IS THE SCREEN
    HOW DO YOU PLAY VIDYA WITH THIS GARBAGE
    IS IT A CONTROLLER
    DOES IT NEED COOLING
    WHAT IF IT SHORTCIRCUITS
    WHAT THE FRICK DO YOU EVEN DO WITH THIS USELESS PIECE OF GARBAGE

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Just get the chip you luddite chud! It's safe and effective!
    >Yes we have to discharge anyone that refuses the chip from the Armed Forces, it's for our own safety!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >War… war has changed

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >install chip
    >basic movement and thinking pauses for raid shadow legend ads

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just pay the $10 subscription fee are you poor or something?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the x to close the ad is really hard to imagine interacting with

  34. 3 months ago
    Typical

    as always, frick musk.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People only b***h about Elon because mainstream media told them to. Just like how they were all sucking his dick before that because the same mainstream media told them to.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elon is mainstream media you out of touch idiot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elon owns the most mainstream media of all

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    total borg death

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    one more step towards Warhammer 40k future

    Just get the stilts dude, its just you perception of moral lines

    why do you need the flesh its weak bro
    just get the augments bro I can see when girls fart now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can see when girls fart now
      If your objective was to convince me to get augmented you succeeded

      >I dont know why anyone would want a device permanently implanted in their body if they didnt have to
      Because I'd like to be able to do things that even a peak human wouldn't be able to, like have a second set of arms. Are you completely new to the field of science fiction? But obviously, if I were to have something like that installed, I'd like to be certain that it's reliable and preferably free (as in freedom). There will need to be a lot of regulations on standards of body augmentation.

      >have a second set of arms
      You would have to augment you brain for this too. Those regulations mean your augmentations are probably considered dangerous weapons

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is this any different from prosthetic limb development? The technology is getting better and better, but is nowhere near the point where they're better than your actual limbs. Stop fearmongering, we're at least 40-50 years away from any of this bodymod doomerism you're all kvetching about

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >putting electronic neural implants in your body
    >what is nerve tissue scarring and the immune system response to foreign bodies
    >putting proprietary technology inside your body at the risk of the company becoming defunct in the future

    Go for it, moron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't want to be like your video game heroes? that's sad.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You first.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Already a problem

      https://spectrum.ieee.org/bionic-eye-obsolete

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't trust any tech I can't throw on the ground and stomp to death as soon as it starts acting weird.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess you don't own a fridge, then?-

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I could totally beat my fridge in a fight if it came to that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what are your fridges made of, adamantium? if you can't destroy a fridge then you are not human.

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