The amount of cope is fricking unreal

Enter The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom:

>fastest selling Zelda game of all time - commercial success
>one of the three most praised games ever by critics
>fans and gamers love it

Now enter the snoy on Ganker:
>REEEEE it's on decade old hardware
>REEEEE I'll pirate the shit out of it (even though I said the game was shit)
>REEEEE It's the same world and use physics from Nuts&Bolts

I have seen some pretty strong coping on Ganker in my days, but TotK has to take the crown. I've never seen such insane amount of coping from snoys.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another shitty marketing thread

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is your day, snoy? Any good games on your $700 PS5 yet?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. How many of those forced doompost threads that die in a few posts are we getting?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      selling Zelda game of all time - commercial success
      Not an argument. Are Marvel movies masterpieces of cinema? Are Disney's Atlantis, Treasure Planet or The Iron Giant terrible movies because they didn't print money?
      >one of the three most praised games ever by critics
      "Critics" don't matter. They decided they'd give the game 10/10's years before release because its Nintendo.
      >fans and gamers love it
      Correction: normies, non-gamers and "huge zelda fans" who only really played BOTW love it

      Bonus points: coping about Sony, subconciously knowing Nintendo is on the same layer of garbage as them

      Nobody will be playing this in 25 years like they do the old games though. Even Elden Ring barely gets talked about as much here compared to games on the Nintendo 64 despite still being fairly new and selling so well. Games these days just evoke very little emotion and feel like they are just made to make money as opposed to feeling like they had people put passion into them.

      >Post in thread about coping
      >Immediately start coping

      It's gonna be another fun 6 years isn't it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are like those trannies, homosexuals and feminists who love to think evil men are after you
        Nice flamewar/fanboy thread btw, I wonder if the nintendo mods wont remove it because you get paid for giving nintendo products visibility

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit you are bringing up multiple conspiracies in response to a single sentence.

          Maybe get that head checked anon, this kind of coping isn't healthy.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gets found out
            >s-stop noticing things GOY!

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              What I'm saying is the selfvictim porn doesn't work anymore, which is why these threads barely can reach 200 posts and that with the dead bumping
              No, you don't have people coming after you
              I'll stop here since I don't want to bump your marketing thread, Zeldagay

              Aight, keep on suffering then

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What I'm saying is the selfvictim porn doesn't work anymore, which is why these threads barely can reach 200 posts and that with the dead bumping
            No, you don't have people coming after you
            I'll stop here since I don't want to bump your marketing thread, Zeldagay

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not every shitposter is a snoy. Some of them are just shitposters.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's on decade old hardware
    I played it on pc, 1440p, 60fps, graphical improvements, reshade, xbox controller prompts etc

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    selling Zelda game of all time - commercial success
    Not an argument. Are Marvel movies masterpieces of cinema? Are Disney's Atlantis, Treasure Planet or The Iron Giant terrible movies because they didn't print money?
    >one of the three most praised games ever by critics
    "Critics" don't matter. They decided they'd give the game 10/10's years before release because its Nintendo.
    >fans and gamers love it
    Correction: normies, non-gamers and "huge zelda fans" who only really played BOTW love it

    Bonus points: coping about Sony, subconciously knowing Nintendo is on the same layer of garbage as them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take your time. You'll have a proper response eventually.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Treasure Planet
      This one was shit. There were things I should have enjoyed about it but they were still wrapped with shit to the point that it didn't matter.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody will be playing this in 25 years like they do the old games though. Even Elden Ring barely gets talked about as much here compared to games on the Nintendo 64 despite still being fairly new and selling so well. Games these days just evoke very little emotion and feel like they are just made to make money as opposed to feeling like they had people put passion into them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Games these days just evoke very little emotion and feel like they are just made to make money as opposed to feeling like they had people put passion into them.
      Sure I guess, but why call out Nintendo on this who is least guilty of the this gamer sin?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Nintendo are one of the most guilty of this sin. We're talking about a company that unironically sold cardboard, makes people pay for ROM's, keeps pushing for Amiibo gimmicks and releases a game that has the same graphics, same map, same UI, same animations, same gameplay, same problems and only has a couple new enemies, slightly bigger map and a lego gimmick thats nowhere near new or revolutionary

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're wasting your breath on these fools. I commend the effort though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody will be playing this in 25 years like they do the old games though
      Who cares? Why do you care about what people will be playing in 25 years? In 25 years I hope they have way better games than we have now to play so that they don't have to play old ass games.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomer

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sybb thread. kys sybb

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate all consolegays but nintendies are the worst.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how the most recent games are always the fastest selling of their kind. Like buying stuff is getting easier and easier with each passing year.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >but muh snoys!
    Won't change that it's DLC-quality sold for full price that cant even run right on it's own console.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already play the better game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when it's not the snoys seething it's the chink shills

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