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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ...Subverse !

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How much did that shit game get from Kickstarter? Wasn't it like 1-2mil? All that and the game was just a gallery viewer, still isn't even finished I don't think.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a video studio making their first game I don't know why anyone expected otherwise.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can hire a writer after being funded $2M

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Writing wasn't the problem anon

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I know, because I pirated it and was still disappointed with it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Writing IS the problem.
                If they have somebody with any semblance of literacy, they would've pointed out that context fricking matters.

                But I need some semblance of story to keep me edging from scene to scene.

                No you morons, GAME. GAMEPLAY.
                Writing was not the problem with it. You can monkey out and twist your pindick to damn near anything, you don't need shakespeare to write your porn and it wouldn't have increased sales.
                GAMEPLAY
                They were a 3d porn video creation company, hiring a writer wouldn't have done shit.
                Hiring a GAME DESIGNER, someone who knows how to make a fricking GAME. Would have made their GAME sell more.
                They would have done better releasing a dvd.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon all the most profitable porn games are visual novels or RPG Maker games with or without combat.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i think seed of the dead did quite well
                it is probably the coom game with the most gameplay
                as jank as it may be

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whoever is designing the space shooter missions needs to be slapped. What the frick is this shit in my one handed game.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Writing IS the problem.
              If they have somebody with any semblance of literacy, they would've pointed out that context fricking matters.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But I need some semblance of story to keep me edging from scene to scene.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK no it isn't.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Listen bucko I backed this and follow the devlogs and love the waifus and harbor a heavy bias for this game and even I'll tell you it's fricking far from perfect.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unteralterbach. bonetown is a close 2nd with love hina dating sim at 3rd. i will not elaborate/

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i assume OPs pic is some cropped image from a porn webm rather than an actual game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its from one of the "games" from Umemaro 3D
      they are mostly mini movies but some of them have a "game" overlay where you can choose the route and speed and stuff during the scene

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this doesnt look like umemaro in the slightest, what are you talking about. Ive been g00ning to this guys shit for over a decade.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >umemaro 3d
        no way. looks like nothing of his works

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was made by StudioGGB not umemaro

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one that starts with U or the one that starts with H ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the one that starts with Lavindor
      and ends with Kingdom

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow I remember this one. Can I play these for nostalgia or are they gone?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are tons of sites that have stored the old flash games

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he hasnt saved the 2 best meet n frick games in his tab folder

          boomer/zoomer be gone

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >2
            What's the other one?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This remind me of my gf.
        She was so shy but had this massive milkers and only liked to show them with cosplays.
        I remember that one time where she gave me a boobjob in the car with her cosplay, I don't remember the name of the character but it was from an anime called "kenichi", she was so busy that day that she couldn't take a shower and I jjst cleaned my cum out of her breast.
        It was so hot but there was a moment where it started to smell lile my cum, still hot for me and her but I doubt people liked the smelll of cum.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That one flash game where you get xray glasses, and if you look at the doctor eggman mf who gave them to you he gives you a game over for being a homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if you look at the doctor eggman mf who gave them to you he gives you a game over for being a homosexual
      Utterly based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ahh memories. Do you also remember Ganguro Girl? or Super Deep Throat?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        newgrounds was full of kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Classic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My god what was it called? I remember that

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now that's a blast from the past. Are they still playable after Flash died?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe, I dunno, I still have an old version of Flash on my computer so I play em anyway

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imperial Gatekeeper

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What’s wrong with Kanye?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I MISS THE OLD KANYE

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone should really make a game that connects your Lovense Solace to your VR headset.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lovense Solace
      the handy is better

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In principle, simulated sex is always gonna be better than a simulated handjob.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >shorter stroke
          >noisier
          >no funscript

          "simulated sex" my ass, it can't even play videos on faptap

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            orly? forces an orgasm out of me and feels like a fleshlight.
            Maybe I'm just the fox that has never tasted grapes and calls them sour.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              also it's compatible with VAM, but never used it

              you should check it, for me funscripts is the real gamechange

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Funscripts or ‘scripts’ are a small file which syncs the Handy’s movements to a VR movie. Sooo when the actor’s gets a BJ in the movie… the Handy attempts to replicate this at exactly the same time. It can trick your brain into thinking YOU’RE in the VR movie getting a BJ. Sometimes it can be mind blowing. To make it work you download the .funscript file, make sure the file name is exactly the same as the VR movie file name then, put it in the same folder as the VR movie.
                Surely Lovense have shit like that?

                Your dumb ass convinced me to get a Handy. Probably going to get a replacement for that wannab efleshlight tohugh they include with it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's good, the v2 is better, you can use other onaholes, but you better keep them light, altough I know a guy who uses a fricking tomax venus on it no problem

                check faptap for funscript streaming

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No idea if I'm buying the V2 or V1, but it's 150 euros on sale.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                good price! it's the V1, the sleeve I mean, the handy there's only one

                I reccomend getting V2 sleeve and the grippy band if you like the default experience

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is the v2 really worth the extra dosh? it seems like it's essentially the same product, but with different firmware (you can update v1 to v1.1)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                theHandy, first result on Bol.com

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                again, v2 it's just the sleeve, just another flavour, I like both, btw it's called gen2

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oooooh gotcha. I'm probably gonna replace that with the fleshlight (the smaller one) anyway.

                thanks for the advice, coomer

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                again, v2 it's just the sleeve, just another flavour, I like both, btw it's called gen2

                can you giant fricking homosexuals not talk about literally fricking plastic on a videogame board
                good god you pathetic losers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          me on the right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wildlife does that? I dunno it has vr and I see the lovesense logo every time I boot it up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Funscripts or ‘scripts’ are a small file which syncs the Handy’s movements to a VR movie. Sooo when the actor’s gets a BJ in the movie… the Handy attempts to replicate this at exactly the same time. It can trick your brain into thinking YOU’RE in the VR movie getting a BJ. Sometimes it can be mind blowing. To make it work you download the .funscript file, make sure the file name is exactly the same as the VR movie file name then, put it in the same folder as the VR movie.
        Surely Lovense have shit like that?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kanade's game.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    True Love 95, I am not sure if it will ever be surpassed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dating sim
      >no animated scenes
      >looks like a grind

      i dont see it

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me she is fricking the horse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unfortunately she is not your mother

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but the creator has shit taste and gave him a human dick.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The works of Fullflap.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Youmaen

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd unironically like DQ if it didn't have toriyama's art style

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >UTW new version soon (tm)
    We're going back into kino.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bianca?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real ass GOONER here:
    2D - Anthophobia
    VN - Akabur’s PT
    Nostalgia core - Meet N Frick Series / Demon Girl
    3D - None, all ugly slop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >None, all ugly slop
      Black Guards of Odom though...
      Maybe it's just catering to my fetish but I found the 3D models passable.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    summer+winter memories

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No one mentioned the real GOAT
    Ganker is dead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Baffles my mind how that guy earns like $100k+ a month for such a shit game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it is as bad game, for me it's more a disappointment than anything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How big is your h-game folder anons?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      875GB but half is koikatsu and com3d2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >koikatsu
        Which version of that is the "best"? Where do I find mods for it? I've played a lot of koikatsu H-games and the difference in quality between Twisted World for example and the shit ones is insane.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          both are similar when fully modded, I prefer original KK
          I got the better repack version off nyaa and it has a lot of mods preinstalled.
          Both KK and KKS suck as H-games, it's more of a scene viewer where you can import modded character cards for scenes in studio mode.
          I've heard there is a lot of post processing to make stuff look good, tho I haven't kept up with KK stuff in awhile.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      data still counting, taking ages.
      "Big" games like Koikatsu, HS2 etc aren't even in there.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >movie games 🙁
    >movie games, sex 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    H-Games are too few and too spotty in quality.

    I much prefer H-VNs. There's dozens of 'em for all my eclectic tastes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >H-Games are too few and too spotty in quality.
      That's what makes it great. It's the biggest dumpster dive, and the TRUE indie scene. The gems are even more precious; the productions even more boutique; the niches super niche; simply because this genre will never be picked up by big investors trying to court the largest possible audience.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, I had more fun with H-games than most of recent AAA releases

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Future Fragments was pretty fricking good. Too bad I don't think it will ever come out, because backers keep demanding more and more fricking weird and extremely niche kinks for bosses. And you know, it's most likely just a money making scheme at this point.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just woke up a bit ago and I've cum probably almost 10 times in my low maintenance onahole when I was about to frick my fancy hip toy and I got too excited about thrusting into the other one when I stood up and I just spurted and I don't have a refractory period so I kept going and now I'm sweaty and drained and it isn't even noon yet
    impregnation and risky sex is just too mind bendingly hot
    I think about cumming inside a girl when she's ovulating and my sperm penetrating her eggs and making a baby and I just lose it

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