The Center

What transpires at the center of the desert's eye?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    two bros chilling in a hot tub

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's two guys in a hot tub

      [...]
      no, it's two dudes in a hot tub.

      yeah, basically that

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some dude sends rage-fuled autistic smoke signals to other people who respond in similar manner, they discuss inconsequential stuff in length, they will never meet each other in person.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      space ship under sand

      no, it's two dudes in a hot tub.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    space ship under sand

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ascetic kung-fu monk training camp

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Viashino Bey lives there. It's ancient neutral ground for communing with dragons.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That-called-the-vlagh

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a dark tower

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, it's dudes in a hot tub.

      Gay sex parties.

      They're 5 feet apart because they're not gay.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gay sex parties.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the case of pic related, a city sized fishbowl.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is the fishbowl also invisible?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude just means it's a crater. He's wrong though, because it's two blokes sitting in a hot tub.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So is the hot tub in a fishbowl, or is the fishbowl in a hot tub?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they could reasonably have a fishbowl with them, sure.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Perhaps the hot tub *is* a fishbowl?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I feel that's stretching the definition of both fishbowl and hot tub.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not if the fellas happen to be tropical fish.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude just means it's a crater. He's wrong though, because it's two blokes sitting in a hot tub.

        So is the hot tub in a fishbowl, or is the fishbowl in a hot tub?

        they could reasonably have a fishbowl with them, sure.

        Perhaps the hot tub *is* a fishbowl?

        I feel that's stretching the definition of both fishbowl and hot tub.

        I mean a fishbowl. As in a bowl where fish live. Inverted and city-sized. There's a city in the bowl. The fish live in the city.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Sacred Thumpin' Grounds.

    The desert is infested roaming giant tribes that fight anything they see, and the centre of the desert is where it all began. Only the strongest of the giants can compete at the desert's eye while the others are forced to wander the desert.

    Defeat the two strongest giants, and the hot tub is yours to enjoy.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A magical storm of glass and sand caused from the death of a fire creature long ago. Getting near the storm threatens your health, for if you breath in that glass particulate matter, it cuts your lungs and no light healing can simply eject that from the body, much like how healing with a knife in you doesn't push the knife out.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone should go get that water

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's an endorheic basin and therefore extremely salty. Also that's probably where the waste fishbowl water goes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ah yes, /tg/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And deny the bros chilling in a hot tub fresh water?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's such a small amount of water though, barely sufficient for ants

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gay shit

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anything that the Dragon commands

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a lot of barter, since here all the trade routs meet

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated post. Found the oldfag.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jej

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's an entrance to the underdark.
    A party member has a cursed item that attracts zealous goblin slaves to chase after an item they carry like moths to a flame and destroy any town between them and the item.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's a pyramid that contains the still-beating heart of a forgotten god.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What transpires at the center of the desert's eye?
    There's a gigantic pit, unfathomably deep.
    It's a drain. The entire caldera is a hot tub for a god.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    two desert nomads resting in a hot tub

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A underground source of radioactive plutonium that burns away life

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally nothing, just megalithic cairn that's thousands of years old marking the spot. It seems to have been tradition at various times to write your name on it and there are tens of thousands of them on there, plus who knows how many more that have faded away into nothing. The desert dwellers hold a reverence for it, and it's said that visitors can feel the weight of time pressing down on them, but nobody ever goes there now.

    except two druids in a hot tub

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A dragon. It's always dragons.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two cute little girls playing in a reasonably warm tub

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Burning Man

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since that Desert is clearly a huge Caldera, I'm going to say some kind of volcanism...
    Or at least geothermal activity fueling those two guys' Natural Hot Tub.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Could also be a crater.
      Or magic fuckery.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Could also be a crater.
        Eh, the the relative size of the Ridge and the apparent presence of liquid water makes me think Caldera; Craters of that size wouldn't have as defined a Rim in that kind of environment...

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, it's literally just a neat geographic curiosity. However, because it is such a curiosity, people constantly mount expeditions or enact rituals there to unlock the "secret of the Desert's Eye", thinking there's a lost city, a source of magical power, a gate to another world, or something equally silly, even though nothing of note is there.

    That means the only things to find there are the remains of those trying to find whatever it may hide and didn't manage return for one reason or another, like running into another expedition and getting killed, dying to disease or lack of supplies, or just running afoul of the wildlife, enticing even more people to try and comb it for whatever may be there, even though, once more, there is nothing there to warrant that attention.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now here's a desert eye.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that Atlantis?

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