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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they are ghosts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      does that justify being an butthole?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah can you imagine being a ghost cuck

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          imagine being left behind after your race disappears

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This is happening to every White male in the west as we speak...

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Theyre only god is logic and truth. Imagine living in a society full of UM AKSHULLY nerds, thats dwemer society.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is your average dwemer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that video of Yagrum and Fyr kissing to Total Eclipse of the Heart got deleted from youtube
      I miss it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        didn't he die from anger

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          From laughter. Allegedly.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ask and you shall receive 🙂

        https://drive.google.com/file/d/1bf2SAeG5ziDgmS6If1O0w5zRI1htidiZ/view

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Saved, bless you anon

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how do i consume multiple potions at once in morrowind lads? i shift select a stack then click myself and it only uses one and then i have to select the stack again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pls

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      uhh won't they not stack if they're from the same stack?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >lose a war with your ultrareligious brethren
    >they force you into their religion
    >fold you into their culture
    >your culture ceases to exist
    >everyone forgets and just assumes you blinked out of existence
    >your ancestor ghosts are pissed off about this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      citation needed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You think everyone just forgot about the time an entire race blinked out of existence, including a large amount of people who were alive at the time and are still lucid?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You talk like it's not the single most contested mystery in the series.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The point of contention is where they went and why, not the fact they left at all, again, there were chimer who were alive then to remember it, also there was a war going on outside Red Mountain that ended with all the dwemer vanishing, you can't just make up stuff like that when your race lives for thousands of years.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >there were chimer who were alive then to remember it
            ALMSIVI, who are notorious liars, and maybe Divayth Fyr, who himself has no idea what happened to them.
            >you can't just make up stuff like that when your race lives for thousands of years
            Sure you can, most people barely remember what happened 10 years ago, let alone thousands of years ago. Hell, things that happened only 100 years ago are hotly debated today.

            I'm mostly havin' a giggle and playing Devil's Advocate with this, because this scenario was on that meme TES iceberg.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Fair enough, and to play double devil's advocate I guess Vehk did a pretty good job gaslighting the Dunmer about everything else so it's possible.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That'd honestly be a really cool and possible theory if it wasn't so blatantly untrue.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally what happened to House Dagoth after the war. The House was dissolved, and all members were absorbed into other Houses. What makes you think it couldn't have happened to the Dwemer at the time as well? The difference between most of the Merish races at the time were cultural, rather than racial.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Dwemer look different from the altmer and didn't have anything to transform them like orcs or dunmer.
          They're probably an actual independent race, like bosmer.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The Dunmer didn't exist as a separate race yet. Chimer were just a heretical cult that left Summerset. The Tribunal didn't use the tools until something like 200 years after the war, plenty of time for the Dwemer to be integrated.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The chimer were just a cultural off-shoot of piss-colored tall c**ts, like most other elven races except the bosmer.
              I'm saying that the dwemer are different enough that they can't be descendants of the ancient aldmer and must have a different origin story, or an undisclosed transformation event, which is less likely.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >dwemer are different enough that they can't be descendants of the ancient aldmer
                We can't say anything like that for certain. As far as we know from the spectres, they were just Aldmer with styled beards. Some of the earliest reference we have to them is fighting with the Chimer, which could just have been another cultural schism.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                None of their depictions look much like standard aldmer to me, and their culture was already radically different very early in the known history.
                Of course we know frick all about how they came to be the way they are, so it's all just my opinion.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                We just shouldn't rule out the idea that the Dwemer were just Chimer that decided to tip their fedoras so hard they permanently disappeared into a basement.
                The only accounts that specifically say the Dwarves turned to dust are Alandro Sul's account, which was passed down orally, and Vivec's "true" account that he only gave after a Dissident Priest confronted him with Alandro Sul's account. All other accounts just say they were defeated.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure it's stated somewhere that by the time the chimer arrived the dwemer were already there

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Baladas Demnevanni says the Dwemer started their research in the Dawn Era.
                "The True Nature of the Orcs" has the Chimer exodus happen in the Dawn Era.
                "Before the Ages of Man" just says the the Late Merethic Era was the Chimer's golden age, implying they'd been there for a while.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's certainly possible but seems like a really mundane answer to a metaphysical question. Dagoth Ur himself claims that he has no idea what happened to the Dwemer, and unlike the Tribunal he doesn't really have a reason to cover up the cultural genocide of the Dwemer people.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No one actually plays Morrowind so how does it get any threads?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wrong, this is not counting gog players

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >all time Peak 1300
        I know its old but thats pathetic

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't include gog
          >doesn't include physical copies
          >singleplayer-only game originally released in 2002
          There are live service games more dead than it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Even if all of them were included it would struggle to reach 1/10 of Skyrim's daily count
            Morrowind is old
            No one likes it
            Let it go

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have been PC gaming since 1992 and haven't surrendered a single second of playtime to steam analytics.
        Get fricked, valvecucks.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm 50 years old and my opinion
          No one cares make sure to unlock your door for your nurse today

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't include gog
        >doesn't include physical copies
        >singleplayer-only game originally released in 2002
        There are live service games more dead than it

        Pretty sure that if you run OpenMW it doesn't count that either, so that's like 99% of zoomers including me

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The visitor data to the openmw site is bleak. You are picking 20 30 ,at best, in availabe player base.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I play morrowind right now

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate these frickers so much
    >get hit
    >get cursed
    >remove the curse
    >have to re-equip all of my gear because my stats won't go back up if I have items equipped that increase them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You could carry a fire spell for them. According to the wiki they have 60 HP and no fire resistance, so an anti-Bonewalker spell wouldn't be too difficult to cast or enchant.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >F5
      >Hit
      >Hope you don't get cursed
      >Reload if you do
      Rinse and repeat for 500 hours

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    idiot zoomers you know you can play this shit without using a storefront right?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The chairs. The tables. All confused. We hear the words, and must speak them. We take them, and arrange them, but still, they will not be quiet.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is any of the 10x morrowind remakes in a modern engine coming out soon?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is next level cope
    >M-most Morrowind players don't use Steam they actually run it on the fan made Morrowind and incel game market!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why does people enjoying an old game bother you? yeah skyrim is great but i miss a lot of things that skyrim doesn't have
      i can't break skyrim as much as i can break morrowind

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        People inventing ridiculous head canon to try and sell a game over two decades old as in some sort of Renaissance is ludicrous on its face.
        The entertaining part is the inevitable meltdown by the one struggling to cope with Morrowind being largely forgotten

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Lorkhan has me trapped in this wack ass flesh prison
    >I'm too smart for this bull shit

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >These are non-canon cos of Skyrim

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