The Future of Gaming

>hurr just cover bottom screen up

It has sensors inside the screen to monitor if it is being covered up

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wtf why isn't it free with no catch??
    Buy a normal screen you twat.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    4k TVs are like sub 200 bucks at this point. Imagine being that poor.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the government wants spy on poor people I guess

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's been known for more than 10 years that Samsung smart TVs spy on you with hidden cameras. Everyone else will be doing the same.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh damn I jerk off in front of the TV a lot of times

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, they're laughing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao i would love to see the quality of one of those

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        picture quality on them is perfectly fine for living room use but there's no priority on input lag and because they make them like 2 cm thin they usually have godawful speakers and the cheapest and most useless stands possible.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol, this screams "im poor"
          Oleds are insanly thin but have fantastic sound

          I would fricking love to see the hdr on those 200$ screens, lmao

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Typically those super cheap 4k TVs only go up to 400 nits, and if they have HDR it looks horrendously bad because of the lack of local dimming causing all the black areas surrounding a bright portion of the picture to bloom. t. had to help my brother buy the "best possible not-ripoff" TV and he always refuses to spend over 300 bucks on one because "it all looks the same anyway." At that price range you're getting total garbage unless you luck into some insane deal like that QLED for 200 bucks best buy did last year.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care how much money you spend on a tv, you're not getting not shit sound from shitty inbuilt speakers. Even a couple of standalone ones for $300 will blow away anything any tv has.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >picture quality on them is perfectly fine
          "I have zero standards" the post

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you had standards you would not be posting on this site.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        4k

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would apply an opaque window covering
    GG EZ

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      so just break the sensors duh

      >It has sensors inside the screen to monitor if it is being covered up
      So what just open it up and remove the adware
      freedom to repair

      Probably can just simulate the 2nd screen being broken by cutting some connecting flex and it'll work normally.
      Also:
      >startup

      They'll make 300 of this, get on the stock market, frick around for few months and declare uh oh bankruptcy

      *tapes over it*
      *puts a comedically large license plate tinted cover*

      Paint the screen. Idiot.

      >tape over/disable/occlude/whatever the sensors and cameras
      >automated system notices that the data gathered from your device is fricked
      >get billed $500 automatically as agreed upon when you signed up for the TV

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Watch TV in the dark
        >Get billed because camera thinks it's covered
        or
        >Change clothes infront of tv
        >Sue them for taking voyeur images of you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          or just ignore all that shit and instead get free cheap 4k dumb TV from china

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            *get cheap

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >4k dumb TV from china
            Where? I want a 4K TV but they're all """"""""""""""""""smart"""""""""""""""""""""

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sceptre U550CV 55" 4K is like $280 or less, for starters

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Change credit card # as soon as the free TV arrives

        WTF NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CANCEL THE PAYMENT METHOD!!!!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They have your address. They put a 500 dollar hold on your card immediately, so I assume you can't just swap it out easily. Even if you could, you're risking a fraud charge for a shitty TV that's probably below midrange in quality.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      so just break the sensors duh

      >It has sensors inside the screen to monitor if it is being covered up
      So what just open it up and remove the adware
      freedom to repair

      *tapes over it*
      *puts a comedically large license plate tinted cover*

      what kind of sensors? light? movement? those can be defeated pretty easily by the crafty. if theyre literal cameras recording you, youd have to be clinically moronic to accept them into your house.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you sign up for the TV they require a $500 claim on your credit card, if you don't abide by their data collection requirements and don't return the tv, they'll just charge you $500.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >credit israelite
      YIKES
      I really hope poorgays don't fall for this control state psyop
      who am I kidding they are beyond moronic of course they'll fall for it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        People actually, unironically believe their iphone was $1.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          man these israelites can get away with anything by pretending to give shit for free and making word salad double speak contracts too long for anyone to care to read

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sign up with 25 dollar prepaid visa bought from the gas station
      Nothing personnel

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't work, CC's allow for checking if the funds are available when they put in a secured deposit, otherwise hotels wouldn't work.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prepaid visas get declined all of the time but services like redbox.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aw dang, that sucks for whomever I stole the credit info from. Lol. Lamo.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're gonna do that then just buy a better TV without an ad banner you dunce

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this targeting then? Cause someone who can get a 4k TV and has 500 on their credit card can get a much better TV for less.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Poor people that don't mind being spied on 24/7 because they get a TV that they couldn't otherwise afford.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Again someone with a CC that has 500 in funds can get a much better TV for less. Shit you can get a fricking free TV by checking people's front yards the day before bulk trash comes by. That's how I got many a big CRT for my retro games and a LCD TV for my daughter. This shit has no real market because its a hassle to get. I seen the questions they ask and shit any poor homie would be like this shit too smart for my stupid homie ass frick this plus they aren't as profitable for advertising. Advertising wants middle class 18-39 which is the main demography.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're assuming poor people are good with money

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so just break the sensors duh

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It has sensors inside the screen to monitor if it is being covered up
    So what just open it up and remove the adware
    freedom to repair

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks he will outplay the israelite at his game by signing to his rules
      You are about to fail in life miserably and there is nothing you can do to stop that.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks he can escape

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and there is nothing you can do to stop that.
        Oh yeah?
        Then I'll just stop playing the game

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is the rat anon still alive? Are his rats alright?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assume the TOS they have you agree to includes a stipulation to not modify the TV in any way that prevents the telemetry from working otherwise they bill you 500 bucks. Either way, I have no idea who the frick would want this thing. Decent TVs are on sale for a few hundred bucks all the time, so unless you're so destitute that you have no other way to possibly own a TV there's no point.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        A better question is why would anyone want a TV in 2023? There's nothing good on it, you don't need it for anything, pretty much everything you can do on it you can also do on PC.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because 4k OLED monitors are much more expensive for the sizes you can get vs a TV. The same is true for mini LED monitors.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    and let me guess, cameras to track your eyes?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and motion sensors etc. Not to mention you have to apply to one and give them a ton of data, I doubt even the lowest IQ American Black person would bother with this crap when TVs are dirt cheap

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I appreciate your optimism, but I have some bad news.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta get one of those and use the TV exclusively to watch porn.
        Gonna make them collect data of me jacking off. Now I can safely fulfill my exhibition fetish without committing public indecency.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >free 4k tv and you just have to watch ads that you'll ignore anyway
        Anon people go to fake timeshare things and fake "holy shit you won a free car from this mailed-out scratch-off" things all the time, and those are consistently proven to be fake. Poor stupid people will gamble their worthless time to go to those things in the hopes of getting something for free.
        If you are actually getting something for free and just have to watch ads that they are inundated with at all times everywhere anyway, people would jump through rings of fire to participate. Shame on the company doing this if it's true, because they could make some money off of televising poor people jumping through rings of fire for a television.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will NEVER buy this or accept it for free.
    Even if they paid me to take one I'd rather punch them square in the balls.

    Frick this thing sideways with a rusty rake.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buys a $1000 (+ tax + tip) phone

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao no
        Why would you need anything beyond an entry level samsung/motorola/etc

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do not have a phone of any variety, and I do not want one either. your logic only applies to you and the general public.
        Stop acting like a homosexual.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >installs chinese app on his call brick with two sided cam and a microphone
      Nothing personnel.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cyberpunk and dystopian as frick

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably can just simulate the 2nd screen being broken by cutting some connecting flex and it'll work normally.
    Also:
    >startup

    They'll make 300 of this, get on the stock market, frick around for few months and declare uh oh bankruptcy

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    *tapes over it*
    *puts a comedically large license plate tinted cover*

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do these actually stop the israelite traffic cameras that send you $200+ tickets? They're supposedly illegal in my shithole state but I don't give a frick anymore and was thinking about buying one.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They probably do, but if a cop spots you then you're going to get assfricked.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't know. But for some reason my part of this shithole Britain-lite I call the Puget Sound (WA state) has a lot of cars lacking license plates. All of the tags are tucked in a corner of the rear window.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tampering with your license plate is gonna land you in a heap of trouble with the cops if they catch you doing that shit. Just don't fricking speed, moron.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >don't fricking speed
          but i have a need

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but i have a need
            Yeah, and Jamal over in the county lockup will have all the seed to fill your need.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            For Sneed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speed cameras are dumb and should all be removed but in my shithole they do tell you where they are (the mobile ones fixed obviously do not move) so only an actual fricking moron gets a speeding ticket.
        Safety cameras are another thing entirely. Anyone running a red should have their car destroyed.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anyone running a red should have their car destroyed
          Not my problem.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, they will stop automated ticketing based on camersa.
        However you will be pulled over the minute a cop sees one of those, and you'll have to pay a much heftier fine than if you just accepted the $200+ ticket.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe just dont speed? subhuman moron

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This can't be real

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's real, take a guess who patented it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sony

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's real https://patents.google.com/patent/US8246454B2/en

            Fricking kek, ((Zalewski))

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          McDonald's

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ad over.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course it's not real, it's a drawing.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a real patent, but it never happened because its like 15 years old at this point.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's real https://patents.google.com/patent/US8246454B2/en

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's real but also not likely to actually happen. Companies patent literally every single idea they ever have just in case it may become relevant at some point.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if you're too fat to get off the couch? Do they not know their own audience?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the arms in the air that kills me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he stand up and put his arms in the air? Couldn't he just say it sitting down?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Something about engagement, it's been a while since I read the patent.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >default screen shows a person shooting another person
      Never change, murrika.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are patents on subliminal messaging for tv. Been too long ago but i still wonder if real or someone could just patent the idea of it without a real proof of it working.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >someone could just patent the idea of it without a real proof of it working.
        patents are not required to work, you can patent any moronic thing you want

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >patent flying car
          >wait for someone to do the work
          >get paid
          so nothing prevents this? Kinda moronic if fiction writers can steal from engineers

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That only works in burgerland. If you try to patent vague concepts in the civilized part of the world, you'll get laughed out of the office.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              burger patents count in eu too though right? So euros can just patent in burgerland and meme on fellow euros regardless.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not too much into this stuff, but I'd imagine eu only respects burger patents on stuff you actually can patent in eu. IE: not vague concepts/ideas

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, there's no patent treaty like that at all. US patents only matter if you want to enter the US market.
                In fact EU countries up until now haven't had unified patents even among themselves, only the application process was unified but each country's patent office would make the final decision on its own. That's only changing in June when the EU unitary patent system comes into effect.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                wont that be a giant shitshow then?
                i imagine if there was no unified patent system a lot of countries have rivaling patents.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Patents are an absolute shitshow anyway. Most companies probably just apply immediately for their patents in all regions they want to do business in and see what sticks.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.upcounsel.com/cost-of-a-worldwide-patent
                No idea how useful this is. Lawyer anon seems to be in the know.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        People patent shit all the time, it doesn’t have to work or even be viable. The entire system is weird.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's real https://patents.google.com/patent/US8246454B2/en

      NOW IN HD!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      we're not too far apart from this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nuclear war cannot come soon enough. Fry all the world's electronics and reduce the human population. Only catch is the people in power won't be harmed. They'll simply set-up shop immediately afterwards with all their assets and military strength preserved.

      Unironically worth it to destroy smartphones and social media

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's better to reset the world to a state where richgays and politicians have even more power and the ease of access to information via the internet is gone

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The rich have never been more powerful than they are now. You would be better off being a peasant in the 1400s than a "middle class" person today.

          We have never been more regulated than now.
          We have never been more taxed without being invaded and ruled by a foreign power than now.
          Invasion and rule by foreign power seems fricking merciful in comparison.
          We have never been more propagandized than now.

          It's actually insane.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You would be better off being a peasant in the 1400s than a "middle class" person today.
            You are legitimately a sheltered ass kid if you believe this. Even living in a modern day ghetto in section 8 housing is a better life than peasants had. We're literally in the safest period in all of history right now with access to medicine and devices that would seem like fricking sorcery even 100 years ago. You can have access to a near infinite source of knowledge on any conceivable subject you want and teach yourself anything without needing to step foot in a classroom. No, living as a poor ass peasant working 15+ hours a day so you could eat some bread and a handful of beans and then be told that you can't learn to read because that's not for peasants is not a better existence than what you get in even a modern third world country, no matter what the oogabooga left tribe/right tribe political pundit told you to believe in a youtube video.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure you'd make a great subsistence farmer, good luck this winter.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      NOW IN HD!

      this reminds me of something, wasn't there like a hoax going around back in 2020 during the pandemic that activision required you to say "black lives matter" in order to press start and get past the main menu in CoD?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but the only people dumb enough to believe it was Ganker

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          look at where we are now.
          i wish it was just a fricking joke.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It has sensors inside the screen to monitor if it is being covered up
      So what just open it up and remove the adware
      freedom to repair

      how would they ever find out if i just dont connect my tv to the internet?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of sensors? light? movement? those can be defeated pretty easily by the crafty. if theyre literal cameras recording you, youd have to be clinically moronic to accept them into your house.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in a world where homosexuals would line up for a $1000 brain chip from Elon
      Keep dreaming, Black folk will literally fight each other in a line to get one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Hey Siri"
      "Ok Google"
      "Hey Alexa"
      "Hi Bixby"
      "Hey Cortana"
      people have been paying premium to have them constantly in their pocket, or in some case, on their wrist

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guess i'm not people then

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >accept it
    >put it in the corner facing the wall and continue to rewatch x files
    Dumbest shit I've ever heard but I'd be willing to ruin their metrics.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey I'm rewatching X-Files right now too, I'm just finishing season 3. At this point I just cycle rewatches of that, Frasier, Seinfeld, and Peep Show.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not make the display resolution smaller and then display ads on the border? Seems like it would be cheaper than having a 2nd screen and a sensor

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make a 4:3 screen to display ads at the bottom
      >allow to pay up premium to remove ads and use the whole area of your superior 4:3 tv to display movies in IMAX format
      I'd have a sensible chuckle.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't smart TV already do this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah lol my mom got a big 4k goy TV and it constantly shows her ads, it's fricked up

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am never buying a tv that shows me more ads even if that means never buying another tv.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting into some Black Mirror territory here.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black Mirror territory
      Fahrenheit 451 you frickin underage

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH MY FRICKING GOD ARE THEY... EXERCISING?

      SAVE ME MCDONALDS

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=2m45s

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Electronic Arts already puts ads in their full price games

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      boobs?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh man...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking hate NTRman.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        game?

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker supports capitalism you deserve this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do, I have a job and can afford to buy a tv that doesn’t do this

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be fine with this, but only if it made TV completely free without commercial breaks.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sure love 20msextra ping and contant motion blur and menues ending up burned on the image after 3 months!

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure there will be a great way to exploit. I'm already cooking up ideas. This is even better than the catalytic converter thing.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paint the screen. Idiot.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    In like 5-7 years the cheapest OLED models will probably be down to 600-800 bucks new and miniLEDs will be at the 400 dollar mark.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds like a hacking challenge to be overcome

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Confirmed it has a camera do not put this thing in your home

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >55"
      >theater display

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >place second screen infront of camera
      >24/7 of 'cado 'lot
      I wonder if they'd send me ads for Grand Canyon tours

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I fine choice. Personally I'd run gore videos, on the off chance an actual human looks at the data.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't I just jerk off in front of it often until their databases overflow with videos of it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only 55 inches
      Pffft. What’s one of those cost now? Like $300?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bulletproof now, get fricked Telly

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'd be better off putting a mirror there. Odds are the ads are moving and the sensors most likely need to catch movement to register that you're a good goy.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I got you sempai

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Couch potatoes don't move.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >55”
      I guess they are targeting poor people after all

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HD Camera for...
      I don't want my TV's to have camera's.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/HnOqu3q.jpg

      >hurr just cover bottom screen up

      It has sensors inside the screen to monitor if it is being covered up

      People no longer have dignity if anything is free.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >55''
    poverty tier

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess it supposed to be, but then 500$ hold up defeats the fricking point. Might as well just take those 500 and but a proper tv.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They probably have much more than that.
    I bet it would have a cam recording and a microphone to siphon everything that is going on in their proximity and dump it to the data collectors.
    Would probably have you do some meme shit like saying brand name to keep playing the video and other cattle activities.

    >t. no TV in my house for over 10 years.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not using a 60" tv as monitor while chilling in your couch
      They're cheap as shit and you don't actually have to connect them to the internet.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. They couldn't even hit me with their kikish "we removed the power button, forever standby :^)" bullshit because I just slap a power switch on there.
        I only ever flick it on to watch things on the couch, hdmi to my pc.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably has one of those Roomba lasers thatll map your house

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably has one of those Roomba lasers thatll map your house

      passive wlan receiver is enough. Youtube has examples how you can use wlan waves like echolocation to map buildings, they can even observe people through walls with this.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    McDonalds

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >aquire pic related
    >place in front of spy strip
    nothing personnel

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically couldn't you just get one and wait for the company to fold in a few monthsr?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fold
      lol from what? Their biz is spying on you and selling that data.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what your TV is going to look like in the not too distant future.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We had that on PC 20 years ago, TV needs to catch the frick up

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        consolechads... we finally won

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Finally a pro for being technologically inferior.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      satire is often not too far from reality
      we live in a society

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you JUST wake up from a coma, anon?

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nig rig it to disable the bottom screen
    It's not difficult to stop it.
    If they were smarter they would add add overly on top of whatever you are watching instead of second screen.
    Giving it away for free though is deemed to fail since people not necessarily are going to use the TV as intended, they should lend it for free

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they might have more hidden shit. And the npcs getting it will by far outweight hackers.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And the npcs getting it
        I feel like some scammers will get it first. They'll find a way to get a lot of those things en Masse. Basically like scalpers with Nvidia GPUs except even fiercer because this one is free

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dont think the company is stupid enough to allow it. Frankly if they have no protection many business would love to buy them up. Need tvs for your hotel? Just got all in one.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You think le memey tech startup who think they came up with some brilliant idea and that they are smarter then everyone else will think of such thing? Their only objective is to bait investors into giving them money

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              their subliminal messaging patents predate meme tech startups. Remember how old tv's are. Its some 1990 shit if not earlier.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just break the second screen unless they got something set up so breaking it ruins the main screen.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just disconnect your tv from the internet.
    >no way for them to show you ads.
    >free tv

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Product requires an Internet and Wi-Fi connections from third-party providers in order to be functional. Your Internet connection or data plan is subject to the fees, restrictions, terms and limitations imposed by your provider. In order to use the Product and Services, You will:
      >(a) Use the Product as the primary television in Your household;
      >(b) Keep the Product connected to WiFi and internet; and
      >(c) Not use any software on Your WiFi network that with advertising blocking capability.
      >(d) Not make physical modifications to the Product or attach peripheral devices to the Product not expressly approved by Telly. Any attempt to open the Product’s enclosure will be deemed an unauthorized modification.

      >If we discover that You are not abiding by the requirements above or have disconnected the Product from an internet connection or WiFi for more than short periods each month, You will no longer be able to use the Service and You must return any Products in your possession to Telly.
      >Failure to return Products to Telly will result in Telly charging the credit card on file.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>(a) Use the Product as the primary television in Your household;
        >>(b) Keep the Product connected to WiFi and internet; and
        >>(c) Not use any software on Your WiFi network that with advertising blocking capability.
        This shit won't fly in court

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Failure to return Products to Telly will result in Telly charging the credit card on file.

        >get prepaid with necessary funds to pass check
        >get tv
        >transfer/spend funds
        >disconnect tv and ignore return requests
        Checkmate atheists. Have fun trying to charge a card with no money on it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those conditions wouldn't hold up to scrutiny in a court case anon.
        It is in fact, not considered legally enforceable to require an internet connection, nor is it enforceable to dictate how much a person uses a product they lease from you.
        It would also not be enforceable to require that people don't cover or block the camera or screen (provided they don't actually modify the device itself in the process, so putting something in front of it would be something they could do nothing about). However it WOULD be viable to have the upper screen stop functioning if the lower screen is ever detected to be blocked/obstructed.

        You can enforce no-modify and no-install terms, so the c and d conditions are viable, but the a and b would never hold up.
        Also in the case of the terms being broken, it would be up to the owner (Telly, in this case) to retrieve the property, charging an account is certainly possible, but not an enforceable condition (in fact, legally you actually have to allow people to remove any automatic payment methods from your service if they wish in cases like this, so forcing a payment isn't viable, they would have to come take the TV back themselves).

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          As for the charging thing, you could just do a chargeback anyway.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    MCDONALDS!

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is CFW?

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is straight out of cyberpunk dystopia fiction.
    IoT and subscription services have been a disaster for the human race.

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actually requires you to pay $50 for delivery, and a monthly subscription of $20
    after 2 or 3 years, it will actually have become more expensive than a 4KHDR TV you bought, provided you didn't fell for the latest shiniest meme, and instead went for a slightly older model

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    smart tv ads are very easy to disable. all it requires is blocking the IP on your router.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The TOS says that if "your" TV doesn't phone home often enough and confirm that you're getting the ads, you must either return the TV or you'll get charged for it on your credit card.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw I will actually have to read the TOS now

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My coffee table would cover it though.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the good news is that this company has a 0% chance of lasting more than a couple of months so you get the free TV after their ad service shuts down

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a smart TV so they'll find a way to lock you out

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. They would GENUINELY rather create all that wastage of perfectly fine TVs and have them go to landfill than let the filthy goyim use them when they can't have utter dominion over them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >company server shuts down
      >TV won't start if it can't connect to their ad service
      Welcome to the hardware as a service era

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    any sensor can only detect if the ad screen is covered it cannot detect if the cables going to ad screen have been either cut or bypassed
    if they are giving away 500K of these, there'll e more than a few tech savvy beta testers ready to try and jailbreak the device

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it cannot detect if the cables going to ad screen have been either cut or bypassed
      you know how your car know that your rear-left brake light is broken, and as such light up picrel on your dashboard? well the same tprinciple will apply for this TV and its secondary screen

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would get one of these just to chuck it in the garden or the garage or something

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad that my worth as a human being on this planet is measured by how much they can advertise to me. It's no wonder people are checking out at record rates.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've always wanted to start an anti invasive advertising movement or some shit because stuff like this is getting ridiculous.
    If get a large enough group of people to do something like buy a competitors product whenever you see an ad you were forced to watch before a video for 1 minute, maybe it would throw a wrench in this bullshit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just gotta have an addon for whitelisted adds.
      Have a service that only allows benign adds so they are forced to play ball to advertise.

      I think it kinda happened already with addblock where they get paid to pass adds but i dont know if they screen them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >whitelisted adds
        here's the list of acceptable ads, by the way:

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          heres my take:
          static image no script - good
          scripts/heavy flashing animation - trash

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        AB+'s standard setting allows non-intrusive adds. Full blocking is something you have to turn on yourself.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      All you need to do is become a youtuber or streamer with a few tens of millions subscribers and companies will bend over backwards to appease you

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It has sensors inside the screen to monitor if it is being covered up
    proof?

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are people who just have the TV open for background noise even if they barely watch it at all.
    Can't imagine being so ADHD.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a friend rthat's like that, but even worse:
      music in the background, some tv show on his laptop, while playing a game on his TV. When he told me that, I asked him if he could follow the story of either the show or the game, and he answered me that he didn't care about the game's story (which I could understand), but also that he couldn't even remember what the story of the TV show was

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        for me its having the simpsons or seinfield on in the background while I play video games

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem for me is not ads exactly, but how ads nowadays are not just advertising a product, but instead trying for force left leaning political crap in my troath. Whenever I set up a new device and forget to install adblocker, soon comes stuff like

    >fat chicks
    >black fat chicks
    >gay couples
    >interracial couples
    I don't even know what the frick they're advertising, even the people who made the ad don't, aparently.

    So no, I'm not watching ads.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon that's just scraping your porn preferences

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like the preferences of the c**ts who made it. What the frick does a bunch of degenerates dancing with rainbow flags has anything to do with life insurance? I don't want to see that shit

        So once we get user tailored BASED ads you'll be glued to your TV?

        I would be less annoyed, that's for sure. Funny ads like the ones on japanese television wouldn't make me so angry at it

        But on the first pozzed ad, I would open the TV and try to find a way to disable either the sensor or the second screen.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's the point if everything else that is not ads is the same woke shit anyways? Who the frick watches TV nowadays?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So once we get user tailored BASED ads you'll be glued to your TV?

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It has sensors inside the screen to monitor if it is being covered up
    lol no it doesn't
    that technology doesn't actually exist moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      light sensors have existed for a long time now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      cameras don't exist?

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never understand how ads are effective. If I see a product interrupt me from watching or doing what I was intending they instantly go on a shitlist for me. I will never buy from them because frick them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think most people in the world are heavily compliant sheep with the "obey" function on default. Anon, you are on Ganker, the chances of you being a based highly disagreable person are already pretty high

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its not the ads themselves anymore but just using them as a vessel to get our attention to political shit and even that sort of thing

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      most people don't use an adblocker so they're constantly bombarded by ads so the products just worm their way into their subconscious.

      Anyone who thinks advertising doesn't work on them at all is an idiot, though.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the first step of advertising is letting you know product exists. Even if you hate it the chances of you buying product are now higher vs you never even knowing it exists.

        after being exposed to an ad, you are aware of the product existence. It doesn't matter howresistant to it you think you are, you will always have a little spot in the back of your head telling you that <product> exists. That's all it take for an ad to work: reminding you, even if annoyingly, that a product exist.

        >hurr durr if you know the product exists you'll totally buy it
        Get fricked you homosexuals.
        >Oh wow I saw your ad for laundry detergent I guess I'm buying that brand now over what I already use.
        You need those products to be bought for your advertising to be effective, otherwise it's just wasted money.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, that literally is how advertising works on 99% of people. You are more likely to choose a specific brand if you're aware it exists. There's a reason you used to get bombarded with diaper and tampax ads before technology made advertising more targetted.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well I'm not that way and I assume most anons aren't either. It's really stupid to assume just because you know something exists means you're going to buy it, and the projection some Black folk are doing by stating it as some fact that applies to everyone is moronic.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >assume
              It's a fact though.
              If you can't sell Product on sex, you need to sell it on awareness. It's not just the israelitemoney that makes ragebait advertising so common now. Pissing people off means they'll talk about Product to others who in turn will become aware of Products existence.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh awareness
                That's nice, but awareness of thing =! does not mean thing is being bought, only the likelihood of it being bought are increased.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Need some obscure thing
              >Have never bought it before
              >Have a range of options of different brands
              >All roughly the same price
              >Store brand not an option
              >"Well I've heard of this one before" that means that the brand is doing something right and is successful enough to fund advertising
              So you have a choice of guaranteed mediocrity with a small chance of being a good product vs taking a complete risk on brands you have no idea on.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the first step of advertising is letting you know product exists. Even if you hate it the chances of you buying product are now higher vs you never even knowing it exists.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think you understand. We have scientifically proven the existence of NPC's

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        gotta elaborate

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea what that picture is trying to show, moron

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        OH MY SCIENCE!!! A RANDOM PICTURE OF INTERRED SHIT THIS JUST IS EPIC!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        gotta elaborate

        I have no idea what that picture is trying to show, moron

        OH MY SCIENCE!!! A RANDOM PICTURE OF INTERRED SHIT THIS JUST IS EPIC!

        Mouse neurons

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      after being exposed to an ad, you are aware of the product existence. It doesn't matter howresistant to it you think you are, you will always have a little spot in the back of your head telling you that <product> exists. That's all it take for an ad to work: reminding you, even if annoyingly, that a product exist.

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sensors
    Place cover 20cm away

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      or put another screen or pic of some people facing the ad screen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll rather wait a month so the hackerinos get autistic and hack the bloody thing

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just smash the screen and say it arrived that way.
    The sensors will still be working, you just won't see shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it's an actual separate screen, it is as easy as unplugging a flat cable

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would get you on the hook for the price of the tv.
        If something 'happens' outside of your control, the worst they can do is replace it. Then it could 'happen' again. Blame the shipping company for extra lulz.

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Accidentally drop my hammer 20 times on the bottom screen
    Haha whoops how clumsy I am

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just cover it with a towel and some duck tape, anon, come on
      NO NEED TO GET VIOLENT

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but that's been brought up.
        there's sensors that detect if the screen is covered or whatever.
        keep up anon.

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to mock the anons who said we were straying from God's light

    Not anymore

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    McDonald's!

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL watch the ads.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I VILL NOT WATCH ZE ADS

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    all ad men should be dragged out into the streets and stoned to death

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine not just using your tv as a 4th monitor so you can pc in bed without the hassle of shit cable tv

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good thing burger TV went to shit a long time ago so there is 0 need for this device

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The CEO is right in that tvs already do all of this but don't pass the savings to you. The camera wouldn't be on low end models but the rest is

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      *And, you can block the camera. Just not the sensors

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how much support for 4k even is there (outside of gaming?)
    I don't watch TV nor purchase movies but is shit really being broadcast at 4k?
    I pirate all my movies and I don't think ive ever seen resolutions higher than 1080p

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are pirating shit then, 4k and some 8k content is everywhere. HDR content is also there

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been on pirate bay for like a decade now
        have I missed out on the hit new site?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          piratebay in 2023 lmao, frick is wrong with you

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            extremely lazy
            what do you use?

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nu-neo-Ganker would love it

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >model name israelite4K

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then add led lights on the back of the cover.

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't connect it to the internet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      new tv's have a way of finding open wifi connections and auto connecting if you like it or not

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        set up local proxy, change dns

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think would be the most efficient use for advertisers?

    So far I've been thinking power generation. It would take some initial energy expenditure to get them to the point of combustion, but there is decent energy density here. It's also easy logistically speaking because waste power plants are designed exactly for this task. Or am I underestimating the amount of energy it would take to evaporate the water?
    An alternative is animal feed. I'm not really sure what would be more efficient energy wise. It would definitely make for a novelty food item to have advertiser fed pork, although I'm also not sure how pigs taste when they are raised on a carnivorous diet.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why burn them if you can strap them into treadmills or something?

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if you just use a pihole and block all adds on your network?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      sent to prison

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The TOS says that they'll ask you to return the TV, and if you fail that they'll charge the TV's price off your credit card you had to register when you signed up.

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chink companies on Amazon will design shutters for thebbottom screen, lmao.

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long do you have to own the TV in order to forgo the ad screen? Is it forever?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >own

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you'll own nothing and be happy
      This is just a start to see how many idiots fall for it

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today Ganker learned the microphone in their remote isn't there for your benefit. Any tv in the last ten years is spying on you if it's connected to the internet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah, and the PS5 controller. Lol snoys

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah, and the PS5 controller. Lol snoys

      But why, what is their end game? To hear me fap?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your consumption habits are sold to advertisers mostly. But who knows

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I also have a theory that MS went so hard on making the One an "all in one" entertainment box, complete with built in Kinect with camera and sensors, so they could scrape your cable viewing data and motion data. That was right around the time Microsoft switched to being a data scraping company. But that's just a theory, not one I've ever seen anyone mention though.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they sell ur data to advertisers DUH.
        anything that provides you a free service and isn't open source, they profit off your data.

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SAY 'MCDONALDS, IM LOVIN' IT' TO CONTINUE WATCHING THE PROGRAM
    >YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY OR SCREEN WILL BE LOCKED FOR 1 HOUR
    >10
    >9
    >8
    >7
    >6...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      *farts and topples tv over*

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >WARNING! INTERFERENCE WITH DEVICE DETECTED.
        >WARNING! THIS DEVICE IS PROPERTY OF SAMSUNG CORPORATION.
        >WARNING! CONTINUED DAMAGE TO DEVICE WILL RESULT IN SAMSUNG SECURITY SERVICES BEING DEPLOYED TO THIS LOCATION.
        >SAY 'I AM SORRY, SAMSUNG' AND RE-ORIENT DEVICE FOR VIEWING.
        >YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY OR YOUR SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE WILL SUFFER A TEMPORARY 10 POINT PENALTY FOR 30 DAYS.
        >10
        >9
        >8...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          heh, nothin personell samsnug

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >THE HELL PORTAL WILL BE SPAWNED IN YOUR LOCATION IN 20s

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never take anything thats free... nothing is free in waterworld.

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    4K displays nowadays are cheap as frick if you're ok with low quality panel this likely is.

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >print out a picture of goatse
    >hang it facing the tv sensor
    >24/7 feed of goatse to ad company

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now this is based.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >print out a picture of goatse
        >hang it facing the tv sensor
        >24/7 feed of goatse to ad company

        >Not looping jar squatter or 2 nuns one priest fort their pleasure
        NGMI

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what happens if I have to go take a dump and leave the room? do sensors shut everything down?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to raise your hands and yell "Dump!" when you're done to reactivate the TV.

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It has sensors inside the screen to monitor if it is being covered up
    Why would you cover it up? That's just going to be a heat trap. You open it and remove the ribbon cable that's connected to the panel. As far as the TVs hardware is concerned, it's still running and playing fine.

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >acquire free tv
    >open up and disable/repurpose bottom screen

    thanks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's in the terms of service you sign that you won't do that, otherwise you have to pay them 500 bucks for the TV.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >terms of service
        kek, good luck enforcing that or even discovering it was violated in the first place. You tech illiterates are so dumb.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally the entire point of the free TV is to show you ads and sell data they collect on you. The thing has a built in camera and microphone and requires you to have the TV connected to the internet at all times. You also need to provide them with a bank account that they'll immediately put a $500 charge on the moment you break their terms. Yes, that's enforceable and you're not going to outisraelite them at their own game.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You tech illiterates are so dumb.
          please, explain in detail you would Black person them out of their shitty tv

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take picture infront of the tv
    >print
    >put infront of the camera

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cleanest option would probably be
      >remove bottom screen
      >attach dummy plug to spoof video output

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the ads were unobtrusive and sleekly designed like those for important things like stock or weather or whatever, I wouldn't even be mad, but we all know it'll be whatever dogshit thing that pays for a slot

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It has sensors inside the screen to monitor if it is being covered up
    People literally make little devices to fool sensors like these. It's how people fricked around with Tesla's self driving a few years back.

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haven't turned on a television in over five years
    >all things I need from it can be got on PC
    Television is a dying breed, if they wanna milk the last generation of old people and some console gays before it goes extinct let em.

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't you just put a mirror in front of it so that the movement from the ads itself fools the sensors?

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just disconnect the wires going to the display

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that obvious camera on the top bezel

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"free" tv
    >spies on you with a camera so they can sell all the data
    >constantly shows you ads
    >likely a cheapo IPS panel

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trusting the UK government with access to a camera in your living room

    Shiggy diggy

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you'd have to pay me to watch television, not the other way around.

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    4K TVs can be gotten around 100-200 dollars now. What's the point?

    Also that shit will get hacked right away

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched TV in 15 years.

    What a horrible waste of money, time and space.

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rewire the microphone into a device that feeds an mp3 into the audio signal on a loop
    >Do the same with the video cameras and some vid grabbed from youtube
    >The device gets its uninterrupted spy audio and video and you get a garbage cheapo TV not worth the effort

    Anyways I'm guessing no one will ever actually wants these things so eventually they will become a packaged in deal with your phone and/or internet plan. Like those garbage internet TV channel services that they are always trying to push on you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the thing, it's not worth the effort. If you'd be willing to go through all that and risk a 500 dollar charge you could just wait for a sale or get a higher quality used or open box tv for cheaper than that off of Amazon or Best Buy and not have to deal with all that shit.

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AGJBeOhd3m4

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It has sensors inside the screen to monitor if it is being covered up
    And? What is it going to do, set the cover on fire?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They tell you to return the TV or pay 500 bucks to keep it if you break their terms.

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    can I spread my ass cheeks to the camera?

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