The gates of Hell have been opened.
Are you guys ready for every western 2D game coming out in the next 5 years to have corporate art style?
The gates of Hell have been opened.
The gates of Hell have been opened.
Are you guys ready for every western 2D game coming out in the next 5 years to have corporate art style?
Frick me running, is that supposed to be Monkey Island?
it is indeed
WHAT THE FRICK
Lmfao. I cannot wait for the angry Twitter defense force to claim if you don’t like it you’re actually sexist, or something.
>BAFTAs your art direction
Why is everything in life nothing but suffering and misery? I can't even find escapism anymore.
Because you are 2nd Gen cattle for ~~*companies*~~ to harvest
you can watch the soul be ripped out each time
WHAT
THE
FRICK
Please tell me you're fricking joking. This cannot be real.
The soul was completely removed and replaced with monkeypox
>never pay more than $20 plus tax plus tip plus service fees for a computer game
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE A UNIQUE ART STYLE YOU MUST USE THE SAME THING THAT I SAW AS A CHILD 30 YEARS AGO
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT CORPORATE ART STYLE!
>THINK OF THE CORPORATE FEELINGS! THEY ARE ENTITLED TO SHIT ON YOUR EYES AND BE PRAISED FOR IT!
>Unique art style
its unique in how awful it is
Can we really play as Elaine at some parts? That would be really cool.
got to appeal to those strong female protag feminists somehow
here's your developer, bro
How the hell did she get into USC?
football scholarship
Ah the famous sidedoor to college where people pay for athletic admission
Americans are so fricking weird and fricked up and moronic it’s insane, how did you guys slip this far this fast? Only like 10 years ago you were still where everyone wanted to move but now everyone I know would sooner run from you than even consider moving or even just visiting.
you think it's bad now? 20 years from now this shit will be tame, we've seen nothing yet
jews
>have the most expensive media in the world
>have the most expensive healthcare in the world
all this leftist insanity originates from france and germany.
like always, eurosharts frick up the world and then blame america.
yeah back in the early 1800s and early 1900s where it was quickly burned down to prevent a outbreak
unless you mutts get your shit together your cesspool country will become yet another babylon
>just 2 more weeks follow the plan
>civil war anytime soon now
not going to happen unless you get your fat corn syrup filled ass off the computer and do something
thats if you can manage to make it past the front porch before tiring out
europe, canada, australia and new zealand are all a million times more woke than america right now, who are you fooling?
thats funny, was it not america that was preaching all this "woke" nonsense in the first place?
lets not deviate into politics, lets make a mockery of a horrid game and not our horrid countries
these ideas and concepts were from the same israelites who would later come to america once it was properly urbanized
Pointing the finger at one another is just what they want. This isn't what Americans wanted either, I don't see any reason to chastise them for the demise of their civilisation. There's nothing good about it.
It's California. Almost all of it is California.
>troony makes souless corporate-core remake nobody asked for
It’s so obviously a guy, what causes this kind of delusion
Computer Science people are often trannies, I think it's because they're too logical to think that living as an inadequate male is superior to living as an inadequate fake female. As an inadequate male in modern society, your masculinity is purely performative, and not rewarded, and any attempts to act as a male are met with derision or scorn. Acting in a submissive manner as an inadequate male is tacitly expected and not seen as admirable in the eyes of potential mates, but acting in a submissive manner as a female is expected and the opposite is rewarded. In this manner, it would be logical to conclude that more freedom can be achieved by living in the guise of a feminine entity in whichever manner you choose.
This will all go away when they make brain transplants a thing and then you won’t even know, everyone can be 6’6 gigachad or a female, probably a 20/80 split.
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!
>I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!
>I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!
>I want a new Monkey Island from Ron Gilbert!
>the biggest monkey paw in the world
POTTERY
>Return to Monkey Pawland
Have you seen USC? It's woke mecca
Oh no, a series only known for a dumb meme that had it's art style butchered several times since decades ago had it's art style butchered again! Anyways call me when you stop being such a little whiny b***h.
The art style isn't going to stop with this game you moronic dicksniffing homosexual
So you're repeating what the voices in your head are saying will happen? dumb molested wiener munching inbred moron piss for brains.
>dumb molested wiener munching inbred moron piss for brains
I didn't ask for your life story, dude.
>corporate art style
That's it, I knew this artstyle looked very familiar and generic but you nailed it, it was like watching a presentation made by HR trying to be friendly and quirky for their new corporate slaves.
Why can't they just bring back Curse art style? Every fan has been screaming about how it's the best and the creators should know that too.
This is like when every UI designer decided to make everything fricking dogshit unusable garbage for phones, because apparently they're new to them, and that design is "in", even if you're not using a fricking touch screen. How the frick could they ever think this would be a wise choice? Corporate art is made expressly to be as bland and inoffensive as humanly possible, they're completely missing the point, the fricking morons.
Did they get spanked too hard when they asked "why" one too many times as a kid, and that question now doesn't occur to them, or is it really possible to be that fricking stupid?
Imagine being in the creative industry and turning beloved art into fricking allegria.