The Hades 2 girls are so horny! I would let the dommy mommies mommy dom me! It takes my boyvagina squirt with joy!

“The Hades 2 girls are so horny! I would let the dommy mommies mommy dom me! It takes my boyvegana squirt with joy!”

*goes to the toilet*
“Hey Gelbooru, turn off all safeties, Blue_Archive, rating: explicit, and quickly, I need to goon”

>This is literally 90% of gamers

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently I am the 10% because dont jerk off to anime and I actually go outside and rape women

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hades isn’t and has never had horny character designs. Nobody has ever gotten turned on or aroused from looking at these designs, at least not enough to actually have it affect their focus or mood.
    When you see something that makes you horny, most people will either get sexually aggressive or at least a little bashful because being turned on is a sort of intimate state to be in.
    It’s why you don’t want to be caught jacking off by people whose opinion of you you respect. Nobody is cutting away from Hades diallgue when their friends show up because there’s nothing to be ashamed of because you’re not even horny in the first place

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even understand these strawmen anymore

      See

      [...]

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        First; don’t give clickbait any time of day or any engagement. They profit every time you leave a comment or post their site. You’re at least keeping the publication unknown and withholding a link to the site, that’s good
        Secondly, they’re always trying to insist on their puritanical standards of which kind of depiction of sexuality is appropriate (much like everything else, it’s the one that doesn’t actually work)

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Dude just ignore the stupid liberals and they will go away!
          >they now control all media, universities, the judiciary system and personally create all online opinions
          k

          That's an AI article made solely for clickbait and viewcounts look good, there's not a single (REAL) person who thinks Hades is horny

          Even Ganker is full of those people, even more on twitter

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >I HAVE TO SCREAM AT THE CLICKBAIT ARTICLE ON Ganker TO SAVE THE WORLD!
            genuine delusion. take your meds

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >conflating clickbait with MSM
              When it comes to internet articles, the best way to make them go away is to deprive them of your engagement when they hate bait you. That’s why Kotaku imploded and has made such desperate and obvious headlines to grab attention and provoke response: they weren’t getting enough ad revenue as is
              Liberal control of media is real but some college intern writing hot takes to generate ad revenue isn’t the Rothschilds or Soros dictating the messages of films and TV shows

              >It’s just clickbait!!!

              Literaly just google “Hades 2 horny” and get thousands of people agreeing with them

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >there are people on the internet saying things I don't like about a video game
                Ok? What does shitting up Ganker accomplish? I don't care what morons on twitter say. Stop dragging your moronic drama over here.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >lots of people using the same clickbait to try to get people who either disagree or agree to click and leave a comment
                Again, if someone’s livelihood depends on getting people to look at an article with ads for as long as possible, then getting them to leave an angry comment one way or the other is incentivized too.
                If tons of people are using the same line, it’s because it’s working and making money and getting eyeballs.
                It’s why so many scams use either gross-out images or lust provoking shit to get you to click too. The same scam will be copied because it earns money, not because there’s a global conspiracy to get you to see what these 10 child celebrities look like now

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Making me click on an ad that talks about one weird trick that doctors hate is LITERALLY part of a global israeli conspiracy to cut off my dick. If you say otherwise then that means you have been sent by them to throw me off my holy quest. Btw i'm not mentally ill

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >e-girl is wrong.
                >Okay so here's a list of modern Disney cartoons with e-girl yuri that we all agree are kosher.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >conflating clickbait with MSM
            When it comes to internet articles, the best way to make them go away is to deprive them of your engagement when they hate bait you. That’s why Kotaku imploded and has made such desperate and obvious headlines to grab attention and provoke response: they weren’t getting enough ad revenue as is
            Liberal control of media is real but some college intern writing hot takes to generate ad revenue isn’t the Rothschilds or Soros dictating the messages of films and TV shows

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            >It’s just clickbait!!!

            Literaly just google “Hades 2 horny” and get thousands of people agreeing with them

            >Dude just ignore the stupid liberals and they will go away!
            fricking moronic goycattle doesn't understand that clicking on their site gives them the very cash they use to continue pushing the shit articles.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's an AI article made solely for clickbait and viewcounts look good, there's not a single (REAL) person who thinks Hades is horny

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yawn, kys

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Bots moron

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Oy vey!

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even understand these strawmen anymore

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's people from twitter who got mad from at another person on twitter, but instead of calling the other person a homosexual over twitter they come over here to anonymously seethe about it because they're a pussy that can't handle even the simplest of confrontations.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Megara and Alecto were pretty hot. Aphrodite never really did it for me, despite being completely naked.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hades 1
    >this is lame and everyone is too gay
    Hades 2
    >this is lame and everyone is too sexy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The accusation is more that Hades 2 isn’t sexy at all but streamers and morons are trying to convince everyone that it is
      So it’s actually that it’s not sexy enough

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Hades 2 is sexier by default since the protag is a lady. At least that's how it would go if most of the fanbase wasn't made of onions boys or femcels that thirsted for Zag.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I think the issue is sexuality isn’t really the same as sexually a rousing
          The standard of what’s sexual is different for a work of fiction vs reality. If I’m in front of a shapely woman in a modest sundress, I’m more likely to sexualize and even objectify her because her warm flesh is right there next to me. If I just saw a drawing of that same woman, proportions and all, It wouldn’t even last longer than a second in my brain, let alone provoke lust
          These designs are sexual in the way a sex Ed diagram is. They depict sexual forms but are not meant to stimulate me sexually.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Literally everyone who was horny for the first game was into the deliberate fujobait or liked the literally dominatrix demon woman.
          It doesn't seem like there's any hit character for ether demographic this time.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget about this semen demon of a step mommy.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just americans.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is just a gay porn game. Tell those trannies the same thing they said to stellar blade.

    Just go watch gay porn

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've masterbated to both girls in the op image
    Nobody can stop me

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