62 thoughts on “The last three vidya characters you played as have to fight these motherfuckers.”

  1. >Has 0 sex drive.
    >Fights monsters bigger than him all the time
    >Frequently fights tentacle monsters
    >Can punch boulders into submission and survive the heat of being in the middle of a volcano.
    I don’t need three. I only need one.

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    • >Bayonetta
      Can’t reach Goetia or even do anything to him, can fight Tiamat and her Lahmu but literally cannot kill her, can’t do anything to Mara, gets turned into a vegetable by Kiara.

      >Luka from MGQ Paradox
      Is easily more powerful than any Beast, but gets turned into a horny unthinking vegetable by Kiara so he can’t clear.

      >Ashley from Wario Ware
      Shouldn’t even be here.

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    • Actually he really doesn’t. There’s nothing you can do against basically any of these. 1 of them doesn’t even possess a concept of death.

      This thread is garbage because they’re basically undefeatable.

      Then again I could see asura punching so hard he kills them anyway since that’s just how he operates.

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      • And what is stopping any vidya character from no selling their gimmicks. MEoDP already does that to "unkillable entities" and fate verse has tools that force the concept of death on things so it isn’t even unprecedented in fate.

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        • >And what is stopping any vidya character from no selling their gimmicks.
          Because of the characters posted in this three so far, only the Demifiend, SJ Marine, and Aleph possess the means to actually deal with the Beasts. Everyone else can’t even get past their initial layers of defenses.

          >MEoDP already does that to "unkillable entities"
          MEoDP affects entities who don’t operate even remotely in the same weight class as Tiamat, nor do their variations of lacking the concept of death work in the same manner.

          >and fate verse has tools that force the concept of death on things so it isn’t even unprecedented in fate.
          Tiamat required King Hassan to impose the concept of death on her, after her other layers of immortality were removed and that necessitated giving up his nature as Grand Assassin to pull off. A situation that is effectively not repeatable outside of those specific circumstances.

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          • Black Barrel also forces the concept of death on something and it is literally just a superweapon the mage association made and they can’t even use "Magic".

            Ryougi’s MEoDP probably could since it is connected to the fucking ROOT, which is still the source of everything in fate unless they retconned that.

            Any god level MC could deal with them by either handwaving away shit, immunity to their bullshit, or relying on the fact that they are "alien" entities in fate that act under concepts not native to fate Earth like Type Mercury does.

          • >Black Barrel also forces the concept of death on something and it is literally just a superweapon the mage association made and they can’t even use "Magic".
            Black Barrel can do that against TYPES because their version of "lacking the concept of death" is mostly just that they do not conform to death as we know it, due to being made of Grain. They can still be effectively destroyed by blowing up their bodies.

            Tiamat does not work like this. She literally does not have a concept of death in any way shape or form. She endlessly regenerates because dying is something that does not apply to her whatsoever as the Mother of All.

            >Ryougi’s MEoDP probably could since it is connected to the fucking ROOT, which is still the source of everything in fate unless they retconned that.
            It couldn’t, since that’s only her third personality and trying to cut something as complex as Tiamat or any other Beast would kill her by burning out her brain. She is also physically, below literally any Servant and would get mogged by them who in turn get mogged by Beasts.

          • Every time japs start using conceptual powers in their stories it becames alogical shitfest with lots of arbitary rules and their subversions.
            I know they don’t think much about all that shit and mostly just make things up on the go with whatever looks cool, but fuck, warhammer lore with orks tech working because they believe it must work makes more sense.

    • Goetia? He’s unironically amongst the strongest there. I’m pretty certain the only other Beasts that are impressive as he is are the Alien God and Primate Murder.

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  2. The last three character i played were seiba, lishiwen and gil in recent order. I was playing some wc3 mod.
    Anyway they’ll win because this is nasu, and some "normally impossible but circumstances" will come up like firing eas with no second strike inside avalon.

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    • I mean, Gil when he’s on the Hero side is allowed to be as broken as he’s supposed to be. In a fight like this he’d just set up circumstances to where he’d win like in the actual canon. The other two would just be his help.

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      • Lemme demonstrate my godlike nasuverse skills.
        Nasu:Normally a demonic beast is undefeatable but seiba has the valaon that not even tur second magic can bypass. Gil may be horny for seiba but his immense pride that let him ignore all the world’s evils will allow him to ignore all the world’s lusts. Ditto for seiba whose kingly pride will allow her to ignore kiara despite being horny for swordboi dick. Lishiwen is a martial artist and thus his martial artist self control will allow him to resist all the world’s unresistable lusts. Woah the three of them are that awesoke. Demonic beats scant be killed by anything of this world but gil’s ea kills the heavens and isnt of this world so it’s ok. Excalibur’s got fairy magic or some bullshit that ignores beast defenses because fairies r otherworldly or some bs. Lishiwen is weak but will help by teaching gil and seiba "no second strike" which they can aplly totheir NPs allowing them to kill beasts forever by only attacking once even if they could do that already.
        Tldr: normally impossible but cifcumstance and woah they are awesome.

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    • >Owner-san from Venus Vacation
      Dead.

      >Samus Aran
      Has nowhere near the firepower to harm my of these, even Kiara.

      >the Doom Slayer
      Same as above.

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  3. You literally cannot defeat Goetia unless Solomon himself shows up and intervenes by giving up his entire existence. Otherwise the demons respawn infinitely in the Temple.
    The others you might be able to BS in some sort of excuse or a specific character ignoring Kiara turning anyone with sentience into a braindead horny monkey

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    • You can’t even kill Tiamat without dropping her into the Underworld or some equivalent location, stopping her Chaos Tide, and getting the Old Man to impose the concept of death on her. Otherwise, she just endlessly regenerates.

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      • >getting the Old Man to impose the concept of death
        This is really all that really needs to be done. The rest is mainly setup to get to this point and to position her for Gil’s assault.

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        • Even if you impose the concept of death on her, so long as the other layers of her immortality are active, she can just keep coming back.

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  4. >majority of the beasts are women (this includes Amaterasu and potentially Mother Harlot)
    >all of the grand servants so far are men

    What did they mean by this?

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    • I mean, I wouldn’t count the Alien God since it’s just wearing Olga’s corpse like a suit instead of having a form of its own.

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    • >Bayonetta
      Doesn’t have the means to harm Goetia and can’t enter the Time Temple. Also can’t kill Tiamat permanently. Probably gets raped by Kiara or Mara.

      >2B
      Same.

      >C2077
      Definitely gets absolutely destroyed by any of these.

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  5. Should have included Primate Murder because it autowins against any humans. It could be a god-level human and they would still lose by default.

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      • Kiara doesn’t autowin, and desires can be suppressed. Especially if BB nerfs her, which can’t be done against Primate Murder.
        Primate Murder is a ORT class against humanoids. You literally can’t even fight it. It doesn’t even have to be a human specifically either, just humanoid, it’s shown to work on divine beings and dead apostles too.

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