>The majority of gamers are now DSP-tier retards who don't read, pay attention or have any tolerance for adveristy or adapting to failure

>The majority of gamers are now DSP-tier morons who don't read, pay attention or have any tolerance for adveristy or adapting to failure
Jesus christ...

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a boomer, I can't keep up with all these terms. What is DSP?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy newbie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        please tell me. we have all been new at one point or another

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          DarksydePhil. Fat moron who complains a lot from what I've seen

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He’s a former let’s player and current streamer (basically still a lets player) notorious for compilations of “This is how you DON’T play *insert game*” and other funny things he did like recording a video when the building was being evacuated for a fire alarm and not visiting his wife’s family because Fallout 4 was releasing that week and “this is his job.”

            Thank you lads

            frick zoomers

            literally google it

            That wasn't so fricking difficult, was it?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >DarksydePhil
            I remember him having an emotional meltdown because BG3 uses dice rolls to determine outcomes and he thought that was "really fricking stupid". Guy is hopeless.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          frick zoomers

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally google it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Google
            "No"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He’s a former let’s player and current streamer (basically still a lets player) notorious for compilations of “This is how you DON’T play *insert game*” and other funny things he did like recording a video when the building was being evacuated for a fire alarm and not visiting his wife’s family because Fallout 4 was releasing that week and “this is his job.”

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So? Joseph anderson missed the first year of his sons life for fallout 4

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >missed the first year of his sons life for fallout 4
              How

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                did he reproduce? good question. but also inspiring. if he can do it, anyone can

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >some other unrelated guy doing something similar negates the idiocy of this guy

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Blessings to his wifes fat pay day when she leaves. not for bing bing wahoo essays but making one on fallout fricking 4

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Blessings to his wifes fat pay day when she leaves.
                that money has already been spent on wwe gatcha.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the fallout 4 guy not the stream jerker

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The house will get split as well morono. Wife is just waiting to get legal ownership over half his shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a legend newfriend

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically people like you are old and still stuck in the past. Nobody even knows who these millenial internet personalities are anymore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damage second per

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damage sponge pussy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The goalpost Sony designs their games difficulty after. They literally took him as the prime example in a conference on why the handholding has to be so agressive in Nu God of War

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the literal definition of based moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >edgy jokes? that's heckin racist and bad, cancel him now
        This is the kind of person who stalks and calls the IRS on a guy for calling a game bad.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's an average gamer. most gamers are at his skill level including you op

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DarksydeGOD

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He fricking WON

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DSP represents the average gamer, thats why hes a winner

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker mocked the concept of "artificial difficulty" in 2011
    >people unironically believe it now
    lol
    lmao

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He won

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >now
    They always were. Ever played Mario Kart with randoms in public? Blame the Wii. DSP is actually better than you think. There are many streamers worse than him at games, he’s just bitter about everything and he still sucks so he makes for a funny lolcow.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Him accidentally finding the weirdest glitches is peak, falling thru the map in sly is my favorite

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I loved when he played older games that let you quicksave at any time and he’d quicksave at the worse possible moments and basically softlock that save lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he got to the last boss of persona 3 so yes he is better than the average player, as sad as that is.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he gets to frick his fat wife every day

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is content surrounding DSP (tihydp, detractor content) so comfy

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how is snort brunell still making videos every day, does he not have a job? is he a third worlder that can eat with the pitiful ad revenue alone?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even the homeless starve in America. Get real.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Name one thing he was wrong about. One.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dsp supremacy

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember he easily beat some souls game and the fromsoft fanboys seethed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >easily
      I can name profound moments of seethe in each souls game he played.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is your favorite DSP gaming moment? For me it's when he fights Ludwig in BB in NG+ and get btfo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      him malding at racing games
      chat can't help him there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >runs over mission objective in vice city and instantly failing it
      >WHAT I HIT THE GIRL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET THE israeliteS DO WHATEVER THEY WANT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In recent years, him failing to outrun lightning in TotK and going “DOOD MY HORSE WAS SPRINTING YOU CAN’T DODGE THE LIGHTNING?!” and rage-quitting Kirby followed by the lines “This is fricking dark souls dude I don’t wanna play dark souls I wanna play kirby” or something along those lines.
      My favorite moment ever is when he did that Boston bombing parody.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the anti-Kojima rage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dead Space 2 playthrough. Nazi Isacc and israelites in space moment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Got to be the hospital story

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all time it might be persona 3 final boss. it was hilarious how he just said frick it and denied people who contributed to see him play it, but shit id be lying if I said I wouldn't have done the same after seeing the final boss get fully healed like that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve never played P3 but I’ve seen that webm a ton. Why did the boss full heal? Does it just absorb that element? I know dying here makes you play through like an hour just to reach it again.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Diarahan fully restores a target's HP to max. Aigis was charmed and has that skill on her.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh and in this game you can’t control the AI besides some general commands, right? Ok yeah I’d probably be pissed too kek.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            heh... diarrhea.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I always read it like that too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Linking to his channel

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          go back to your detractor channel, kid.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes send me there dent head

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was right then and he’s right now. Gaming has always been too obtuse

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DSP is the following:

    -Former pro fighting game player
    -Originator of the Let's Play phenomenon
    -Has over a 10 year legacy of high-quality videos
    -His detractors continue to drop like flies (Kiwifarms, Kojima World Order, Sons of Kojima, Tevin, Cult of Hate, Hate Army Watch, etc.)
    -Survived the Adpocalypse
    -Survived the death of Machinima
    -Survived the death of EVO
    -Survived being (unfairly) kicked from Curse
    -Survived being (unfairly) banned from Twitch
    -Survived being dropped by all his sponsors
    -Survived the IRS
    -Survived getting swatted
    -Survived the #MeToo era completely unscathed
    -Survived a barrage of illegitimate DMCA strikes
    -Survived (unfairly) losing his Twitch partnership
    -Survived having his identity stolen (a federal crime)
    -Survived having his bank info leaked
    -Survived having a rogue Comcast employee hack his modem and commit fraud
    -Jerked off live on stream and only got more popular as a result
    -Got a smoking hot 9/10 wife
    -Released the corona virus upon humanity to prevent foreclosure on his rightfully deserved house
    -Took down Cloudflare after being unfairly banned from Twitch again
    -Embraces positivity
    -Will outlive every single e-celeb

    If you choose DSP, you won't choose wrong.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LTG made him his b***h. Now he wears normal clothes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dale ran and hid from Phil

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          LMFAO @DSP STILL CLOUT CHASING LTG

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Say what you will about DSP but the man is a fricking god among men compared to LTG

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it is kind of amazing we have gotten to the point where gamers need handholding
    and will unironically defend shit like yellow paint being splattered everywhere.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >has finished more games that Gankertards have had warm meals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's hasn't beaten more games than me, count on it, not with all the rage-quitting he does

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DSP has completed almost every AAA release for the past 17 years.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you still play any local co-op games?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he dating a dude

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know he was into guys. He's busting that bussy. Did him and John Rambo date?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >would you send me a screenshot of your WWE champions account?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based craig won. Destroyed DSP in the interview and his channel gets more viewer than DSP

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        craig will always be cool the hyperventilaing wojak in the beanie made it unwatchable

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cope DSP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Currently have 4 girls on his stream
      >2.4 viewers watching
      Craig won

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically DSP is boring as frick ever since he went from turbo moron to average moron with his gameplay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah no one watches he's daycare for a handful of mentally disabled people. His SF6 streams were pretty good with his raging. Usually he's just so boring.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >outlived several other israelitetubers
    >still making videos despite making fun of god's chosen people
    >beat the fricking IRS
    DSP is unironically THE immovable object

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >his alogs are so fricking incompetent that they managed to actively help Phil breeze past a court case
      Hail to the king

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so you're saying DSP is the secret to defeating the israelites?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DSP kiiiiiiiiiiills it!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Null kneeled to Phil, anon.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's just a persona right? Please tell me he is being ironic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At first no but now he's self aware and that's why it's not really funny anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, though the eBegging is real. He often quotes his streams of certain games as “massive successes”, “flops”, etc. like some market analyst even though 99% of viewers were making fun of him the entire time. He said “Dark Souls was a massive success for this channel” back in 2013 or 14, even though that stream is notorious for his highlighting his behaviors. It’d be really funny if he was just blissfully unaware about that part.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

      This is the only DSP content I have consumed and as far as I'm concerned nothing could possibly top it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its definitely up there, Poorly Cooking with the King is also top notch.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feels good to not be shit at video games.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DSP beats every game he plays doe

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gamers need to learn and embrace what I call The Megaman Theorem

    When you're playing a Megaman game, chances are that you'll choose a level that is too difficult to complete with the abilities that you currently have. One could repeatedly die and restart the level over and over until you finally beat it... Or, you could take a step back and decide "I'll come back here later when I've acquired new abilities." You play other stages, get stuff new weapons and movement abilities and then you come back to that difficult level and now it's much more do-able!

    That's how I treat any open game I play. So long as it isn't totally linear where that one way is the only way, you can always mitigate difficulty by coming back later. This applies to games like Dark Souls especially.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I try to do that but I’m often victim to “first-try best-try syndrome” where I almost beat something the first time around and then the next couple tries are way worse so I gotta take a short break or something before coming back. This happened in every Mega Man and Souls game at least once (early Dancer in DS3)

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are aware that modern AAA western devs design games for morons like DSP, right? Santa Monica unironically used DSP as an example of your average gamer, and said that they designed their levels with people like him in mind.

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  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's meerkat mob

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHO?

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >majority of gamers are now DSP-tier
    pretty sure hes still much better than vast majority of gamers

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Devs actually invite streamers to their studios to play their games before release and change it based on their feedback. This happened recently with the new Titanfall being cancelled - tarkov streamers didnt like it so they just canned the whole thing lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know this and for which publisher / games are you speaking?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just imagine the reality of the situation here. The entire reason DSP is hated is because he said some childrens' games sucked and doesn't like hideo kojima. His opinions are moronic and he's pretty bad at games, but imagine elevating someone to celebrity status even in a negative capacity because he said some baby game sucked. How pathetic and autistic can you be?
    >abloo bloo bloo he said sly cooper was a bad game, I'm gonna make 7 hour montages and call the police on his parents

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's primarily known for gloating about being good at fighting games and then getting completely bodied every time

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dsp has beaten every game ever made

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No he hasn't. Stop being moronic derich

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I work in a prison and most of my coworkers are like this.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That will be like 80% of you guys in 10-15 years it's called becoming an adult.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >becoming an adult
      I didn't know adults were supposed to beg people to pay their bills and blame games for their lack of skills

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >making a game
    >easily beat the boss
    >players can't beat it since they can't read the instructions at the demo page
    >make an in game tutorial
    >they ignore it
    >mfw
    What else can i do? an "enable hints" button?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Put them in a closed box with instructions where they MUST complete the task to continue.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best TIHYDP?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NFS Payback is kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ff15

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scarface and it's not even close

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bring back Bugged X Mechanics instead. Showing DSP fail at a single part of a game is easier to digest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The MGS3 one is still my favorite

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Donate to based DSP
    >Kiwispergs and detractorcels shit theselves in a pissbaby chudcel tantrum

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part is they don't know how to buy an ad.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He won and it's not even close

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All his fans are flat head

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a pretty good streamer now and he does well in the games he plays.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watching streamers frick up very easy puzzles or willfully ignore tutorial prompts and then complain about it drive me up a fricking wall, and more than half of them are like this

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >adveristy or adapting to failure

    Life has enough of that shit, way more than it used to. I don't want it in my video games now too.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that DSP is actually based and Ganker has been brainwashed by Arin and The Zaibatsu into believing he's an idiot.

    Stop being a sheep.

    His DNF review:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th2z0xT-X5s

    His RE6 review:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_MY3BRrE1g

    His Halo 3: ODST review (part 1 of 3):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tyVxk0juyI

    His AssCreed Unity review:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VOkTBGJbyk

    His 1886 review:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oTBvJYb0Yw

    His Evolve review:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Unbg_9dkFM

    Calling out Bungie (Destiny) (30:00):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8NJeTmroMY#t=30m

    His stance on GamerGate (easily one of the most mature and level-headed I've seen yet) (39:16):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk1FMam9yiY#t=39m16s

    Five Nights at Freddy's:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HehkqUuJyV8

    Nintendo being homosexuals (38:55):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i3epDsznQs#t=38m55s

    Not afraid to call out YouTube on their ridiculously unfair business practices:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myBv7M8eG34

    Calling out Anita Sarkeesian for being a Professional Victim:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aazXmCp-uds

    Dropping Truth Bombs regarding Twitch (27:25 onwards):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNoFu1Q3wdE#t=1646

    His thoughts on shitty video game reviewers (Revelations 2):
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwIHqqK0fs8

    Also, as a streamer:

    >Does not accept donations.
    >No follow/subscriber alerts
    >No stream gimmicks
    >No facecam
    >Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum
    >Literally just the video game
    >Moved to YouTube streaming because Twitch wouldn't allow him to stream at 1080p/60FPS

    DSP's M.O.? Video games. The video games come first, and he as a player comes second. More Lets Players should be like this, but only DSP has the integrity to actually follow through.

    If after all this you're still a typical anti-DSP Ganker mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but only DSP has the integrity to actually follow through.
      id say that has more to do with the time he got his start also didnt he use facecam or did he stop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Does not accept donations.
      what you think pattreon is you fricking moron
      >Calling out Anita Sarkeesian for being a Professional Victim:
      so did everyone else, are you underage? is DSP a good replacement for your shit father?

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kiwitrannies coping and seething, Phil won, Stuttering Craig is a colossus homosexual and has been annihilated in Phil's recent streams.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did he say?

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DSP somehow beat DK64

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to Ganker disliking eceleb garbage?

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that time when Ganker tried to invade his Dark Souls run and got BTFO

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pretend to be moronic
    >infinite internet fame
    Phil WON

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pretended

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Video games, stupid homosexual, VIDEO GAMES.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CAHMAN GUYS! I NEED THE MONEY TO FEED MY WIFE. I'LL SAY YOUR NAME ON THE STREAM!

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