The many, bizarre emotions of FIFA 15's emotion engine

Thanks to FIFA 15’s new Emotional Intelligence, all 22 players on the pitch can now employ 600 new emotional reactions, some grinning seedily, some baring teeth, and some glaring at the Heavens as if to say, “Why have you cursed me with these feelings? Why?!”

It's... not always the most natural-looking thing in the world, and sometimes it's full-on bizarre. Here are 20 emotions I observed playing the FIFA 15 demo.

1. Blissed out

2. Cheesed off

3. Bunged up

4. Captivated

5. Celebratory

6. Annoyed that someone recorded over your favorite show

7. All-knowing

8. Gleeful

9. Haunted

10. Disgusted

11. Disappointed in you personally

12. Dumbfounded

13. Retrospective

14. Just tipsy (not drunk)

15. Determined

16. Speechless

17. Smug

18. Rueful

19. Lighthearted

20. ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS

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