The modern video game playing experience

>start game
>wait for it to download the usual 20gb update
>game has been updated with some bullshit I don't care about
>it finally launches
>click through 5 ads for the game's sequel
>play match
>other players have updated their avatars with the latest trans and BLM flags
>game is supposed to be a realistic military shooter, but everyone is dressed like clowns and ghosts with pink laser guns
>get killed 50 times by a player with a chud flag
>his pink laser gun shoots blue lasers
>message appears telling me I unlocked the bisexual awareness week rainbow sprinkle skin for my M-16

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I play older games off of Steam anon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      by off I mean, not on steam whatsoever.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't play new games, in fact I'm reinstalling Skyrim and planning to mod it for 2 weeks before playing

      Try Evil Genius (the original), Alien Shooter and the original Fallout & Fallout 2 games. All isometric games made before 2010 are god tier

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fallout 2 was identical in every was to 1, i just couldnt get into it enough to finish. Should have been an expansion pack. Although i did like the removal of the time limit. In 1 I once found some Super Mutant AI godking-thing and never could find it again. Ah, nostalgia...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Fallout 2 was identical in every was to 1
          You never played fallout 1, poser.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel sad, we lost Vetdansk brother

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play new games, in fact I'm reinstalling Skyrim and planning to mod it for 2 weeks before playing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mods are a menu option on consoles now, it's amazing. I basically never need another game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just use wabbajack retard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >using somebody's build instead of crafting your own one

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >coowadoody
    >realistic military shooter
    lmao

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start console
    >put in cartridge
    >it loads immediately
    >click to start game
    >play as custer cavalryman
    >run across screen, avoid the arrows
    >rape injun squaw
    >win

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And yet you keep coming back for more, don't you? Gaming is for arrested development gays with ADD who don't have the attention span to read a book or the stamina to go outside.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i read books, go outside, workout and play video games. what now normal? people who hate on video games usually do cuz they're bad or their mad it distracts from their sportsball talk or something.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. By your mid thirties gaming starts to grow rather boring. Sometimes I'll find the time, turn everything on, stare blankly at all the icons, and realize it is not actually 'fun' anymore. Just a habit. (Other times I wont feel that way and play old games. Just replayed starcraft and final fantasy and azure dreams)
        So either they are feeling superior because you're a kid and they're adult, or they recognize that your life is as empty, vapid, and meaningless as any consoomer normie.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I get this. I feel the same way. Now i only play when friends are on. Solo play for hours is boring. But, trolling kids with my 3 buddies is an absolute blast.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing ~~*modern*~~ video games
    You get what you deserve tbqh, at least play games made by smaller and indie studios instead of AAA goyslop

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >but everyone is dressed like clowns and ghosts with pink laser guns
    Unlimited character customization was a huge mistake. Character customization should be strictly thematic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a chud thing anon.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >realistic military shooter
    >pink laser guns
    gay play squad

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is literally called RAINBOW Six. So suck it up

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are so many games that you just simply don't need to play new games.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, this is just blizzards way of gaming. Only zoomers fall for this shit, btw. I don't know a single older gamer who plays blizzards gay garbage or frankly any of this woke shit.

    It's all zoomers. Grow up, little gays

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play tarkov, born 1997.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I play cawadoody and halo, born 1990

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally none of that shit happens.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why chuds have taken over the speedrunning community... like Awesome Games Done Quick etc.

    Is it because they need to optimize their time between dilation sessions???

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it because they need to optimize their time between dilation sessions???
      That or needing to get their game time in before they try to off themselves for being an abomination.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Modern speedrunning championships are basically just cheating championships: who can glitch and exploit the most.
      Trannies are attracted to this because their entire identity revolves around cheating... the reality of gender

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who speedrun are likely to be on the spectrum or have a mental illness so chuds had no issue shoving their propaganda into the speedrunning community and completely coopting the biggest speedrunning event. Out of curiosity I checked out a Games Done Quick stream a few months ago and during the pre-roll it had messages like "STOP ASIAN HATE" and "BLACK LIVES MATTER" on display. It's unrecognizable compared to what it was 10 years ago.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's hard to make gaming fun again, dunno why. Things with friends like long running Minecraft or 7dtd games are still there but to be honest I haven't started anything new in years. 31 here, guess you just fall off.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go back to playing an old game from circa 2010's. patched to make all the hirable generals and agents female.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just stop playing video games holy shit.

    All the Western shit isn't made for you any more, its designed to poz kids. Even moron shit is compromised by trannies and garden gnomed mistranslations. And even if it is gatekept or you learn Japanese its still trash compared to pre early/mid 2000s games.
    Even story-heavy or 'deep' games that aren't zoomer ADD stuff like COD or Fortnite fuck with your brain. It destroys your motivation and desire in life.

    Its not fun for you anymore. Let it go.
    Move on to a new hobby. Fish, read, bikes, art, guns, learning, light candles. Anything other than the video game garden gnome after 18 years old.

    *types up next post on Ganker*

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Currently playing dmc 1.
    Trying to finish Dante Must Die but nightmare is giving me trouble.
    Any advice?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not a single """realistic""" game has any of that, from squad through hell let loose to fucking tarkov. you played some arcade esports bs that panders to lowest common denominator.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    play non-western and non western-kneeling games retard

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I buy indie games almost every day (most recent Necrosmith and Despot's Game) and none resembles the shit you tell, OP.

    What horrible shit are you f playing?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine playing AAA in <currentyear+7>

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