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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this hades 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's the best thing about the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like shit

      It looks like shit so it must be.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's okay to come out as gay in 2024

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're only saying that because youre a Hades 2 homosexual.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >posts pedoshit
        clockwork

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Real "monster frickers" when the actual monster frickers walk into the room

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are no actual monsters to frick. Even Arachne has a human head.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Huh? You're saying you wouldn't?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              mobile game name?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Raid: Shadow Legends

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not into men

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Female dogs, then?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fine by me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >posts generic ugly weeb shit
        Ironic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You tell em, Desco.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >broken webm
          >is2.Ganker
          we doin this shit again?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        trash depictions all around

        Genuinely every weapon except the axe feels like shit to use.

        Why? How do I make the other weapons good? All the axe 'needs' is Aphrodite empowering it's attack, and you can roll the rest of the game.

        yeah in the first game all the weapons felt like they had some way for me to get used to them, doesnt feel like that's the case in this game though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's Dalle 2

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Helldivers 2 actually

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its cool how during the fight the instruments stop playing as they get killed. I always leave her for last since the vocals are nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the songs are so good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        honestly the song in their fight is the only remarkable one

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Disagree. The songs are some of the worst supergiant songs to date. Even this song has zero bite. It's shitty theater vaudeville vocals with no grit, soul, or passion.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no grit, soul, or passion.
          pretty much every supergiant game kek

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone should draw her fricking the mermaid from no straight roads

    • 3 weeks ago
      Billy

      What is she? A siren?

      Later

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Scylla as the singer in a band of sirens

        • 3 weeks ago
          Billy

          >Scylla
          Neat

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her 2 partners feel like place holder entities. I hope they are expanded on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there are many unfinished or otherwise rough things right now
      >keepsakes art missing in action
      >ui/menuing for wepaons
      >icarus art looks like a hades 1 asset
      >some characters (narcisuss & others) have no art
      >nothing after eris
      >no 6th weapon
      >no heat system (that Ive found yet?)
      >no companion items (^)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you not play the Hades 1 Beta? 2's already leagues above it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          didnt

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The artstyle is worse than hades 1, though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          2 is fricking shit you god damn Indian

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Narcissus of all people having a placeholder portrait is funny

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think his vain California dudebro voice acting is pretty funny

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Early Access game is in Early Access compared to game that is Released
        NO WAY

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          YES WAY!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nothing after Eris
        Early access. Just like after you beat Chronos, you get a "this bit aint done yet" window.
        >no heat system
        You just haven't unlocked it.
        >no companion items
        You just haven't unlocked it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's early access. So mote it be.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Come oh sailors hear my music
    >Echoing through sea and cove

    >Bring your hull into my harbor
    >Join the teeming wrecks below

    >Down down
    >King of bones with a coral crown

    >Drown drown
    >Save your breath 'cause tonight you're gonna drown

    >Gods and witches cannot tame me curses are my endless muse

    >All who hear me, prince or pauper this shall be their final cruise

    >Down down
    >King of bones with a coral crown

    >Drown drown
    >Save your breath 'cause tonight you're gonna drown

    >Come to me my tasty morsels
    >Always room for more
    >More more

    >Make yourself at home my darling
    >Take a dip and stay awhile

    >Down down
    >King of bones
    >With a coral crown

    >Drown drown
    >Save your breath 'cause tonight you're gonna drown

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is the OST also early access? That sounds dogshit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, you're a contrarian, we get it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uhhhh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is pepes opinion of the song?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kinda like the Calamity mod for Terraria's soundtrack but worse

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Erin Yvette - Scylla
      my wife arlecchino is so talented

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's Ayre you're talking about.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's shit.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got such a good run I got to chronos phase 2 but got instakilled by something and now I get such a shitty boons I can’t get even past her again goddamit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta go to the spots that aren't dark to prevent the instant kill

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    troony game

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >western """""art"""""

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she looks cuter and more memorable than 99.8% of anime girls

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao you wish troony anyone can recognize this character unlike your messy designs slops

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hestia's design is the only thing memorable about that cuck mc show so I dunno why everyone is comparing it as if it's better.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How the frick is that the goddess of hearth and fire.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's meant to resemble a japanese lighter (fire) that plays a part in the character's background. The Persona designs are all symbolic like that. Maybe play some games instead of being eternally upset on Ganker.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >design is so memorable people can instantly recognize it even if the show is dogshit
            that's why its being compared

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a brave woman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pozzed game with pozzed designs like this
      >being ANYTHING of Ganker
      you HAVE to go back

      https://i.imgur.com/jIIYBdR.jpeg

      The new Queen of Ganker...

      WHY IS THE LIGHTING SO FRICKED IN EVERY ART???

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because you are a troony

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to sound full schizo but it genuinely looks like AI slop with how incoherent it is

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's AI look on the internet people are debooonking right now but if you post here you get the thread canceled. They are doing full damage control saying "muh it's early access, it's just a placeholder".
        Uh uh.
        And people (a lot in this thread probably) are giving money to those wigmen hacks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the lead artist is a fujo coomer, just compare how males are drawn versus females and you might notice a pattern

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pozzed game with pozzed designs like this
      >being ANYTHING of Ganker
      you HAVE to go back

      is this the troony safe thread?

      sexo

      why all these look like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >woman
      that's a man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uhmm you're not allowed to say that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      C'mon anon you at least have to know Polyphemus.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's unreal how fricking shitty every design looks, even outside of the mysterymeat amerifat angle this looks moronic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Polyphemus wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the danger hair.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's the same color as Poseidon, his father.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What makes it looks moronic?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His moronic hair, lipstick, eye tatooes on his pecs, nail polish and the fact that the CYCLOPS has some shitty bandana instead of showing his eye

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the CYCLOPS has some shitty bandana instead of showing his eye
            But he lost his eye, that's the entire idea of the story he's from.
            I agree with the hair and lipstick though+nail polish.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's supposed to set after his myth? it's not really clear since they have shit like turning the minotaur good and all
              Either way, they could've had it not look this dumb

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pozzed game with pozzed designs like this
    >being ANYTHING of Ganker
    you HAVE to go back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THAT'S A MAN, BABY!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not your board anymore. It's ours.
      Die mad and screaming.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who are you trying to convince? I suggest urgent intake of medication

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's 100% a man in the hades 2 canon
      i bet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shizo behavior

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely every weapon except the axe feels like shit to use.

    Why? How do I make the other weapons good? All the axe 'needs' is Aphrodite empowering it's attack, and you can roll the rest of the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of my most successful runs was daggers with Hestia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's simple. This is a beta test and not fully balanced yet.
      >Other weapons damage is a bit low
      >Axe is way too high
      >God boons have neat effects, but don't add enough XX% damage modifiers to your attack/special
      The number tweaks it needs aren't that massive, IMO.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Axe having the only shield ability is weird.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        one of the aspects of the dagger can parry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The staff is pretty good, too- the omega regular attack is busted w/it. I can't make myself use the daggers.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like the daggers but probably only because they're the closest thing to my beloved fists in 2

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They feel a lot clunkier with Mel's pre-dash startup/no multidash.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite is twin sisters, they're got to build for attack and special monsters. Back stab going as high as 2400 is very nasty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skulls good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get empowering chop from daedalus
      >got any attack % booster
      >start smacking shit for 600 damage a click
      >start consistently winning runs
      it's as shrimple as that

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need them to add steam cheevos. NOW!!!!

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yet another over designed trash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are just 3 elements in that picture.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's overdesigned about her?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are there eyeballs floating around her

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a siren octopus
    >Call it Scylla, who has literally nothing to do with songs or octopi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's a filthy clam.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          with rape?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/jIIYBdR.jpeg

          The new Queen of Ganker...

          I have a strange feeling the devs have played SMITE at some point.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah and she's not even supposed to be in a band

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THAT'S THE FRICKING POINT YOU FRICKING moronS HOLY FRICK

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well elaborate

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched my friend play some hadesII last night.
    I'm not a fan of rougelikes or top-down hack slashers so I don't really think I'll ever play it. But one thing that I did really like is the voice actors. The voice talent in the game did an amazing job. And the music is awesome. idk about the gameplay or the feel. But it sure sounds nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the voice acting is incredible, one of the very best I've heard

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not what Scylla looks like. Fricking woke trash.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is this incel trash?? Real women don't have breasts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you think she posed for the painter anon?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this the troony safe thread?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can barely see the character's face

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cause she doesn't have one. She's like a talking sassing pillow.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            GHOST BLOWJOB

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              WOO WOO

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if she's a pillow then i want her to smother me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lighting and shading just doesn't look right.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf is up with this line art? did they get an intern to do it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's wrong with it?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The draftsmanship is shoddy, you can tell this isn't the usual style of the artist. There are also several telltale signs of it being a rush job
            Finally the design is a furry ghost with blackface? lmao
            Makes no sense since some of the other designs are great

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is she not ugly enough for you like the other characters?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cause she doesn't have one. She's like a talking sassing pillow.

        CUTE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Expecting them not to ruin this somehow
        Careful, Icarus...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Allow me to ruin it for you.
          This isn't romance, you just chill in the hot springs together and chat. This goes with all characters.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But of course...

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they plan on romance in the future though. each character has a heart meter you fill up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        haha, good one, anon
        now post the one with the correct gamma

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is kino. I hope she has a romance.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Abandon all hope.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It'd be pretty funny if they did a bait and switch and made it so that Moros or Nemesis is the one who rejects Melinoe just like Dusa did.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nemesis is the Megaera of the game, and Moros is the Thanatos. If anything those two are the most likely candidates.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I will not abandon hope, I shall continue hoping for a Dora romance. Hope is the entire thing about the Pandora myth!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah it will be completely fine.

            Zagreus was a man so Dusa romance had to end with both characters basically facing the camera and lecturing the player about power dynamics or whatever.

            Meanwhile Melinoe will be able to perform most shitty, degenerate act and no power, age or any gap and dynamic will stand in her way because it will all be SAFE HORNY no matter what.

            It's so fricking tiresome.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are Dora and the Spider the only non-hideous characters

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're simple and cute

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf is up with this line art? did they get an intern to do it?

        >tfw this character is literally the only reason I enter Hades 2 threads

        Grim.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i sleep

      i'm now have 1% interest in your game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Unironically mogged by the man
      >No shine like he gets, no details at all, literally a blank canvas chest
      From all the effort they put in the face, I can't believe this is anything but a poor, last minute edit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I can't believe this is anything but a poor, last minute edit.
        Damn, almost like it's early access and everything's placeholder. Hades' portrait is literally a sketch.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh so they're gonna add the the chest in later then?
          I'll hold you to that, lol.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They frickin better.

            Well elaborate

            Scylla's a fraud, anon. She's taken the spot where you expected to find a Siren. She has no audience, she has no fans. If you keep fighting her, she gets more and more in denial that they're gonna become famous aaaany minute now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They both look good. I don't know what you spergs are going on about.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they really need to add some cleavage. it doesn't have to be like what you'd see in an h-game but those are literally mens chests

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh so they're gonna add the the chest in later then?
          I'll hold you to that, lol.

          They'll just lower Melione's portrait and cut her off at her collarbones. Nemesis will stay the same cause canonically she's built as frick.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Female artist puts more effort into drawing a yaoi-bait love interest dude than the female protagonist.
        Color me shocked.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dude

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I try giving her some breasts, thought?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        too high up for someone not wearing a bra or some kind of support, breasts don't just naturally squish together. melinoe doesn't have big breasts compared to nemesis who you can see has a bit of light highlighting her cleavage.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's completely flat, like a boy, in the original.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I already hate seeing asmongold in my Youtube thumbnails and now I'm supposed to play as him?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me Dora isn't another dusa situation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dora is just some shut-in who crashes on your couch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So can i have sex with her or

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't want to sex a neet

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes I do.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              bro imagine the smell

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But girls who stink good are the best.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dora isn’t hot and Dusa was.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just know some ugly man-b***h is going to be sexable. Or a gay guy. But not the cute characters, no.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fighting a band
    >knock out a band member
    >music stops
    KINOOOOOO

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The flames weapon feels so bad. Am I doing something wrong?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think I read a single positive opinion on them yet

      So am I suppose to visit the surface world before I beat chronos or after? I hit a brick wall with him, most of the game is manageable to me except his fight and parts of the path leading up to him being HP slashers.

      In Hades 1 I beat the game once I got enough blood to level up a new aspect I liked, but for this one there just isn't much upgrading going on yet.

      It's up to you, I beat him before because I thought surface was some kind of hardmode path. I really had to just say fk it and bought a ton of moon dust to get the 2nd death defiance

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel you, I was excited to unlock them but they're kinda garbage even with upgrades.

      I'm still sticking with the dagger/sickle at this point, feels the most fun to use.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So am I suppose to visit the surface world before I beat chronos or after? I hit a brick wall with him, most of the game is manageable to me except his fight and parts of the path leading up to him being HP slashers.

    In Hades 1 I beat the game once I got enough blood to level up a new aspect I liked, but for this one there just isn't much upgrading going on yet.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sexo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically better drawn and more attractive than almost every other character lol. the hades style shading, lining, and coloring is just too off putting. she also actually looks feminine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ... this art isn't in the game, is it? or is it early access like the first hades
      that ain't finished art

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there are several portraits that are unfinished sketches or just outright placeholders

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's early access, first build; the game proper isn't even slated to come out this year. Hades 1 was in EA for a full year, I imagine you can safely expect at least the same for this one.
        A lot of characters and items just have outright placeholder portraits and I'm pretty sure some backgrounds are unfinished too. A lot of menus/UI are also just functional but not artistically done.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's obviously early access

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hades 1 main villain is Hades, Zagreus' dad
    >Hades 2 main villain is Chronos, Melinoe's grandpa
    clearly if the game gets a third game with hades' other kid beating the shit out of her great grandma gaea
    all she needs is a personality that isn't just "grr i hate chronos" like mel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      another over designed trash

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need an edit of Jack wearing Melinoe's outfit saying "I MUST KILL CHRONOS"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure that there will be a redemption arc for Chronos since all the mortals keep harping about him having a Golden Age and him trying constantly to recruit Melione.

      Also, he is the final boss on one path. The other leads to Eris guarding the Fates. [/Spoiler]

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, there's definitely more going on with Chronos than what we see right now, with how some people talk about him/how he was a good thing for humanity. Plus Melinoe not really knowing much of anything about him/his conflict with the Olympian gods is referenced many times, I'd be surprised if that wasn't intentional so it can be twisted at some point.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They'll probably do a Hades flashback to when he was a kid (cause Chronos mocked that he grew a beard and broader) where it's something like Chronos was almost a monetheist god that can micro manage things perfectly but his sons like Hades were disappointments and Poseidon/Zeus was fricking out of control brats which is why he "ate" them. Cause he also corrupted Cerberus so he won't exactly be forgiven.

          The goddesses were retcon to being Hyperion's kids so no incest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So she is the final boss of the surface route? I wonder who is the final boss of the third route, which won't be in early access. Something Chronos said on an early meeting, about Zag not being so lucky, makes me think Zag will be a final boss too.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Could be Zag possessed by someone, or the Fates or Hectare forma de Titan considering how she's the only one benefiting from thr status quo.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Supergiant sold out making a sequel so early.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Early? Hades launched into early access end of like 2018. Full release 2020. 4 years isn't exactly quick turn around.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone hating the torch
    I personally find that it excels at crowd control. You need to focus on spamming the M2 special and save the M1 for focusing down single targets. I usually kite around the stage melting everyone with the spinning fireballs but making sure to throw the cast down at every opportunity to force enemies in one place because the special has no staggering effect to interrupt their attacks. I like Poseidon's special boon because it has knockback and pinballs them around. But nothing yet quite feels like treating enemies like bowling pins in the first game with Poseidon boons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just feels like a lot of tedium to use compared to the other weapons. Its useable, but not really fun IMO.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's hot as frick, honestly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she looks real cute in her bath portrait

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can take a bath with her?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          With Hecate and Nemesis too.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care for this dyke.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is she even a dyke?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, men are better anyway

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Does Hecate keep the veil on?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >not a single hint of breast
                The females might as well be featureless barbie dolls compared to the men

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At least she and others have some lines or shades that indicate there's a cleavage. Melinoë is literally a boy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And that's hot.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                100% fujo artist

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True. These would make pretty hot yaoi characters, but fricking christ those shoulders and lack of breasts

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, she is

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bath time!

            If I can't tell if that's a woman or a yaoi character I feel like something went horribly wrong with your art.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Welcome to western art
              It's been like this ever since tumblr and hasn't changed

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why is she making a
            >is that it, anon?
            face?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are we still doing the whole badass super tough empowered birthing person thing like it's cool

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think Eris is even supposed to be that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love buzzcut dykes so much bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      her voice is sexo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think this is the only woman in Hades 2 that I like and even then it's just because I like pixie cuts and there's a tiny hint of her having boobs unlike everyone else who's just 100% flat. Also her face has a hint of femininity to it, which is more than can be said for the rest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clussy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wait for bird to extend his neck
        >gently pet the entire length of its neck
        heh, didn't see that one coming...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hurf durf you can't win your first run you have to watch the mc's tragic backstory!!!!!!!!!!

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when did this ip became tumblr/twittercore like undertale?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the art style is crafted precisely for that crowd

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the fights with that one revenge b***h poorly balanced in anyone else's opinion? It just feels like I'm stuck losing 100 gold each time she pops up unless I have an absolutely cracked run.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, needs some tuning for sure

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Problem is she's really good at kill-stealing. She will just run up and yoink every enemy you attack. Thanatos was a lot slower, he could wipe out a lot of enemies at once but he gave you plenty of opportunity to kill them faster.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bath time!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >draw a man
      >call it a woman

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game just isn't as fun as 1 and SuperGiant really dropped the ball by making a sequel to their game that isn't Pyre.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Haded 2 monsters are more visually appealing compared to their muttified Dieties
    I might be looking at this game at the wrong angle, maybe the real monsters are the Gods and Goddesses.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you beat her?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kill the drum b***h first she has the most annoying attacks, the other two have limited range.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chronos was much more difficult compared to hades for me
    getting any time slowing stuff fricks you over so hard for the chronos fight
    had to almost tank his attacks because I kept getting hit during long attack animations

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember Hades being tough at first too. But then you learn the patterns and can down him easily even without OP boon combos. I'm sure it'll be the same with the boss in the sequel. It's just a matter of time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick do you tell if he's going to do the wide sweep or send his scythe out? They have the same wind up and it fricks me over everytime

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is wrong with that Miku?
    Does she have cancer?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She loots hotter than your weebshit trash, stellarKEK

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What is stellarKEK?
        Are you okay anon?
        Did you catch what the OP's Miku has?
        Why are you talking about hotness?
        Is the disease making you heat up?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >check my shitpost
          >the mentally ill weeb replied this fast
          holy frick lmao

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >microphone
    >guns
    >all this weird anachronistic shit
    Alright so I refunded Hades 1 within like 2 hours but I don't remember anything like that in it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the first game had guns too. Basically nothing about either game tries to make it seem like they're supposed to be historically/mythologically accurate.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Gods have access to technology before humans do. It was outright said about the gun in the first game.

        Alright, I just didn't see it in the first game so it stood out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the first game had guns too. Basically nothing about either game tries to make it seem like they're supposed to be historically/mythologically accurate.

      Gods have access to technology before humans do. It was outright said about the gun in the first game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>all this weird anachronistic shit
      you actually admitted to not playing hades 1 so for once op is not a homosexual, but yeah this was in the first game. Zagreus gets a weapon wielded by literally Lucifer. It's a fricking Laser gun.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based hades devs acknowledging that even in an ancient greek game there is only the One True God

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Hades devs love goyim flavored judaism
          Not surprising tbh

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            let me guess, you think Jesus was a white aryan?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No he was a israelite and belonged on that cross. Sadly the israelites then subverted Rome.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wait until you learn that the barbarians who sacked Rome about a dozen times respected christians more than the pagans and spared the citizens thanks to christian priests and churches

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            based hades devs acknowledging that even in an ancient greek game there is only the One True God

            let me guess, you think Jesus was a white aryan?

            I mean the game implies Lucifer was a brave rebel iirc so...

            the undercurrent/point in hades is that divinities run in cycles, and the cycles always repeat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what are those things on Theseus chest? can you tell me? my eyesight isnt so good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hmmmm and whats this too? this isnt any Greek Weapon I've ever seen!

        I was pretty upfront about refunding within the 2 hour window anon. I don't remember this character at all.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well... play the hecking games then or at least google it first. stop triggering my autism like that.

          For me? It's Eris.

          we need more games and media with tsundere gods

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hmmmm and whats this too? this isnt any Greek Weapon I've ever seen!

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one talks about Artemis, she was a tsundere (or dandere) in the last game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She wasn't any kind of -dere. She was just socially awkward.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At the end she was like "Yo-you can come here with me.. I mean, if you want to, this place is... Nice and cozy and we can, you know, hang around-I mean if, if you want to".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, she is socailly akward, we get it. She spent her entire life hunting deer or whatever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHY ARE THEY SO ALLERGIC TO BOOBS
      EVEN JUST A TINY BULGE PLEASE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair this is artemis. Absolutely 0 depictions of her get her actual canon to mythos appearance right, aside from FGO of all things. Because in the myths Artemis actually gets breast bullied by a nymph for being too busty and having too womanly of a body to be the goddess of the hunt.

        This ends for that nymph about as well as you'd expect, but we know for a fact that Artemis was stacked (as a fertility goddess)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >fertility goddess
          >when she has taken a vow of celibacy and her followers were all avowed virgins
          tranime weeb IQ right there

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            she literally was.
            the goddess of wild animals, the hunt, and *vegetation* and of chastity and *childbirth*

            She'd be prayed to for crops and safe pregnancies alike

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              vegetation and childbirth=/=fertility
              she was the protector of small children but in her myths she arrow'd her own followers for losing their virginity

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I understand that you are too stupid to understand what a dichotomy is. But the dichotomy is the point. She was the goddess of wildlife, nature, fertility, and unsullied life. Life as it was extant, not as it was conceived. She represented mans inability to control nature. Her fecundity was not reduced merely because nobody could capitalize on it. And the myth about her being tit bullied was actually a thing.

                >Now Artemis lady of the hunt stood half visible on the river bank, and wrung out the dripping water from her hair; Aura the maid of the hunt stood by her side, and stroked her breasts and uttered these impious words :
                >‘Artemis, you only have the name of a virgin maid, because your rounded breasts are full and soft, a woman's breasts like the Paphian, not a man's like Athena, and your cheeks shed a rosy radiance! Well, since you have a body like that desirous goddess, why not be queen of marriage as well as Kythereia (Cytherea) with her wealth of fine hair, and receive a bridegroom into your chamber? If it please you, leave Athena and sleep with Hermes and Ares. If it please you, take up the bow and arrows of the Erotes (Loves), if your passion is so strong for a quiver full of arrows. I ask pardon of your beauty, but I am much better than you. See what a vigorous body I have! Look at Aura's body like a boy's, and her step swifter than Zephyros (the West Wind)! See the muscles upon my arms, look at my breasts, round and unripe, not unlike a woman. You might almost say that yours are swelling with drops of milk! Why are your arms so tender, why are your breasts not round like Aura's, to tell the world themselves of unviolated maidenhood?’

                Artemis then has Nemesis frick her up. Nemesis gets Eros to turn up the horny on Dionysus and he rapes the shit out of her.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i like how you completely miss the point of the story you posted because you see the no-no words like breasts and immediately think of fertility
                seriously, have a nice day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta give them time to cook first, the side quest witches have the chests.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I see the alleged cleavage but it's still flat as a board

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Braindead coomer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lads, I'm starting to think only witches can have boobs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She looks like a chinese courtesan

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't listen to morons that say "cook" for anything besides making food.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're going to make her fat, aren't they?
          I like how 95% of the women in this game is either old, masculine, covered-up, absurdly fat or has some sort of skin disease, or are outright just an animal, but the guys are mostly conventionally attractive ultra-chads. Real subtle.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >WHY ARE THEY SO ALLERGIC TO BOOBS
        No?
        Don't you see Aphrodite art before? She's so beautiful!

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How to get bronze?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've got to unlock the surface area, just keep doing runs until hecate or whoever else gives you the incantation to take down the ward blocking the surface. After that point just run through with the pick attached and hope that you find some bronze to mine before your health ticks to zero.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the torch weapon seems so dogshit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I buffed its damage wherever possible and it was still only barely enough to kill scylla before the fish overwhelmed me

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally who character from fotm normie sloplite

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get that the portraits lightning reflects the dark environment but are they planning to have all the characters reappear in a lighter environment with different portrait or is that it?

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking love Ganker
    >why yes this weird shark tentacle thing is my wife and noone can have her
    based choice

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >keeping the impervious state bullshit from 1
    So they didn't improve anything?
    It has worse writing, worse art, more braindead gameplay, far far far worse character design and it released in early access

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Best female characters designs so far are Dora, Arachne and Scylla
    >All monster girls
    Really makes you think

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      excellent taste

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're not gonna let you frick the spider just like they didn't let you frick the snakeball

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lust-provoking image

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First cool portrait I've seen. Of course the man is allowed to be a hot bara bait Chad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Y'all just forget Aphrodite exists in this?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Y'all
          Exposed yourself too early, troon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know. Hephaestus is pretty badass/good looking IMO.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking gross

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ):

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the same journos that were shitting on eves design were getting wet-anus'd for this fat turd with a manbun
          should explain that whole situation clearly.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's all just a performance

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Feels too much like ticking off boxes like the vitiligo granny. Yes, I'm aware he is lame in myth

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes, I'm aware he is lame in myth
            The thing is, they made him an amputee for no fricking reason. Being lame does not mean you're missing your legs.
            It means they don't work like they should.
            And it's odd that for people who cares so much about "representation" that they'd remove crippled representation for something else that is already over represented in the medium.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wearing a prosthetic and sitting in a wheelchair at the same time
          Was the artist making fun of the game or something?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Feels too much like ticking off boxes like the vitiligo granny. Yes, I'm aware he is lame in myth

          Looks better here than say God of War 3

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Wheelchair
          >Fat

          >Yes, I'm aware he is lame in myth
          The thing is, they made him an amputee for no fricking reason. Being lame does not mean you're missing your legs.
          It means they don't work like they should.
          And it's odd that for people who cares so much about "representation" that they'd remove crippled representation for something else that is already over represented in the medium.

          Very ableist of supergiant to make the loser god a fat cripple

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course the only white man is a condescending butthole to the female protag.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Heracles was always an butthole though? Disney's hercules is the only nice guy depiction of him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any bath portrait of Heracles?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can seemingly only bath with the characters that hang out in the hub area, Hercules isn't one of them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No fun allowed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've finished chronos 2 times on 2 different weapons and I haven't seen this guy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's on the other path.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does every western shit keep painting Herc as an butthole?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course the only white man is a condescending butthole to the female protag.

        Did any of you actually read Greek mythos?
        The heroes were all complete dickheads and buttholes. Read Odisseus story and he's constantly making "Evil/Villain Route" choices during his adventures.
        Hera caused it, but the reason Heracles even had to perform the 12 tasks was because he fell into roid rage and murdered his own family.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's never.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Heracles was an butthole in the sense that was aggressive, belligerent, and practically always daring people to test his mettle. He wasn't an arrogant daddy's boy, and he certainly wasn't some chauvinist. Heracles was man taken to every possible extreme, his weaknesses were apocalyptic, and his strengths were crushing. If you were his friend he would wrestle death itself to bring your wife back, but if you were his enemy he would annihilate your entire nation. He absolutely was not the type to say "stay out of my way" unless he was genuinely concerned you would get yourself killed.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This. Heracles was part of the Argonauts ffs. He wasn't some anti-social loner who hated people.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Heracles was part of the Argonauts ffs
              And was the first to frick off.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't it because his frickbuddy got kidnapped by the grim reaper or something?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actually his frickbuddy got seduced by water nymphs and followed them into the water. Heracles was heartbroken over this so the rest of the Argonauts sailed off without him.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but he's a white guy so we have to make him mean to our strong female lead.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Have a simple comic that goes over some of the stories of Herakles.

            https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Herakles/TPB-1-Part-1?id=158077#1

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least God of War had the reasoning that Kratos opening the box made them all c**ts.

        Y'all just forget Aphrodite exists in this?

        She looks like a man.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more like Aids 2

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post the wheelchair god you tasteless homosexual shills

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will do as with the first game. pirate it when it leaves EA.
    buy it maybe at a discount of 80%.
    gay enablers deserve nothing.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?feature=shared
    Remember when not everything in the world was tainted and you could look forward to something without an asterisk?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fwiw transistor threads were also infected with the "woke artstyle" tourists, but at least back then the culture warriors had the courtesy to play the game to find the gay couple before writing it off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tainted of what? Transistor MC is girlboss

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you fricking shills/bots stop spamming this garbage it’s a fricking early access indie game brother why does this get GTA 6 trailer number of threads it’s the most inorganic shit imaginable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does not compute

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SEA PUSSY AUUUUGGGH LOCK ME IN HER CLAM

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She keeps beating my ass because I keep getting the shittiest upgrades imaginable

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker - ResetEra

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to new room in Oceanus
    >Time stops
    >Chronos sends Meli to gay baby jail
    Lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > She immediately breaks out with her witchy powers
      So much for the all powerful titan of time lol

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's really not attractive at all. You people are desperate

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Scylla
    That's the worst designed Scylla I have ever seen.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That unfinished Circe design.
    Well, I think I know where all the cleavage went..

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Old hag scylla
    No thanks, I have the superior model.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did it take this long for someone to post Smite Scylla? Damn.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the west has fallen

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they see you enjoy something in Hades 2 they'll make sure to remove it before it leaves early access.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh man I really love this new dodge I REALLY enjoy it having a delay

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >liked Hades
    >hate Hades II
    They wasted all this time and it feels like there's just more tedious things to dodge now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this darkest dungeon 2 all over again?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but nah. DD2 implemented several changes to the general gameplay outside of combat which were drastic, unnecessary, and ultimately bad for the game.
        Hades 2 is still the same gameplay for the most part. There's a few progression differences but beyond that it's just new enemies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DD2's early access release was fricking laughable compared to Hades 2

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not even close lmao. Hades 2 gives you fewer dodges and an area control effect and wants you to CC enemies instead of just DODGEROLL through all attacks like the first game. You are now playing a wizard, not a dark souls warrior and the enemies/skills are different to reflect this.
        Biggest giveaway this game is full of tourists is that tourists are fricking terrible at video games and only understand things if other people tell them. The shitters remember being able to unga bunga the first game with I-frame abuse and since their favourite youtuber hasn't explained the new mechanics to them yet, they can't handle figuring out the new game on their own.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eww

    Are there any non-ugly characters in this game?

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hades threads
    >all devolve into morons wanting to be angry at stuff
    It's gonna be a good game, i can tell

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chronos is entirely right to be doing what he did tbh. The main protag being HATE CHRONOS like a fallout 4 character is pretty nuts when frankly, I kind of like the guy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon Chronos ate his own children

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, he definitely didn't. If they go with the "beat game 10+ time and reconcile the family", Chronos is just Hades disappointed dad coming home to clean house until you change his mind.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thats not probably going to happen considering the paths are split this time

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex with nymphs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I try giving her some breasts, thought?

      why do these designs clash so much

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they didn't have microphones or electricity in ancient Greece

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Persian propaganda spread after the 300 Spartans wiped out Xerxes' army with their superior Greek M16s.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >character's entire role in mythology is seducing men to their death
    >make her an ugly androgynous clown

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's very feminine, you weirdo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She has an upturned nose and the chest of a ten year old boy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's very feminine, you weirdo

      I can't unsee David Bowie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't insult David Bowie like that you blind moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scylla is not a Siren. That’s why the band is called Scylla AND the Sirens.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sexo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you want to frick Marvin the Martian too?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Glaceon Enjoyer

        you joke about that but i would the queen

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Nyx okay?

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always wanted to train as a clown but its not really a thing in my country. We dropped clowns before I was born. We have literally 1 school and its on the other side of the country and its absurdly overpriced.
    It looks like a clwon

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no one posted Hestia yet
    I won't either. Let's not ruin each other's days.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's not cute.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like shit, is it supposed to be scylla?

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, still not buying the soulless cashgrab sequel.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Between polyphemus and scylla it's like they tried as hard as possible to make the monsters look gay

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do none of them have curly hair? they're fricking greeks

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >phoenix regen duo skill
    >-100 hp
    >regen 3 hp a second if you're not attacking
    this shit is fricking BROKEN
    so long as you do not get oneshot and keep dodging you are literally IMMORTAL
    the regen works at all times too so you can just sit there for a bit after each encounter to top up to full before moving rooms again

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game's entire artstyle looks like some Tumblr they/them american's headcanon about the greek pantheon, absolutely hideous

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hot springs fanservice is bad unless we do it
    lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What fan service? They all look like dudes and nothing is revealing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fanservice
      It's only fanservice if they look attractive.

      looks like a troony trying to hide their manjaw. left in

      I try giving her some breasts, thought?

      looks like an androgynous man.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New safe horny just dropped

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what does charybdis look like here?

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cruella but drawn by a moron with ADHD
    eh
    nah.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the westerner fears the teat, but they must consume the product, recycled and raw

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game is good and I don't mind the art style so much, but I have to admit that it's kinda crazy how obviously slanted the art is.
    >ugly women
    >beautiful men
    >fat people everywhere
    >brown people everywhere
    >everyone is genderfluid and of ambiguous sexuality
    It's just weird. Even Aphrodite (who was perhaps the one example of a classically beautiful woman in the first game) looks like a troony now. I don't mind diversity, but this is like the opposite of that. Instead of having a mix of things, it's like they were trying to "compensate" for games like Dead of Alive where the whole cast is sexy and made the girls ugly to restore the balance of the universe.

    Anyway, I'm still enjoying the game but the agenda is undeniable. The game would be better off without it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And Nyx is too sexy to be in this game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I suppose I haven't met everyone yet and I can't remember everyone from the first game. Nyx looked great from what I can remember.
        For what it's worth, I think the protagonist is cute in this game. At least they allowed her that.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when you realize Hades portraits weren't actually 2d art but shitty 3d models with low rest textures

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single hint of breasts or cleavage on any woman, the only exception are fat black mommas and placeholder portraits/Aphrodite
    >every single guy is a half-naked juicy thicc bara gay with breasts and nipples or a skinny androgynous twink

    It's so fricking tiresome. The stupid b***h who is the main artist/designer for the game needs to lose her job. What a dumb c**t.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can be 100% sure the main artist probably groaned like an annoying c**t when she realized she needed to give even just small budding breasts to Aphrodite.
    This might be the gayest looking game ever made that is not just blatant Tumblr bait VN or something.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's Eris.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that body
        Artists knew exactly what they were doing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was a different time.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The memories are flooding back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microphone?

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dude hatsune miku lmao
    I will now pirate you are game

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Got to Chronos phase 2.
    >His attacks just become a pain in the ass to read visually, where everything blends together and it's hard to notice the safe-spots.
    Joy.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is scylla a siren?
    Charybdis n Scylla were my fav Greek monsters

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the most annoying and frustrating part of the Siren fight and why is it Roxy?

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whole set of characters in Hades 2 is basically let's make the most obnoxious bimbo b***h female characters challenge.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just going to say it!!
    ...Mel is cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when you get to Oceanus
      >"at least my feet are clean"
      FEEEEEEEETA!!!!

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her song is already annoying as frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Musical boss in a game where you're intended to fight her over a hundred times
      Actual chimp decision

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gods have debilitations/disabilities
    lmao, this is so moronic

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
    THEY ARE GOING TO CHANGE THE ROMANCE!

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >New characters look like shit
    >Old characters redesigns look like shit
    What went wrong?

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