The only objectively correct mario tier list. I don't make the rules.

The only objectively correct mario tier list. I don't make the rules.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    me no likely the galaxy games. the actual platforming is so boring.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      zoomer brainrot

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers absolutely love galaxy you fricking moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Galaxy is great. Dilate, millennitroon.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    3D Mario was a mistake

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BING BING WAHHOOOO
    ITS AMEEE MARIOOOO
    WAHHHHHH

    Reminder that nintendoshit is for literal three year olds.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Mario in particular make snoys seethe so much?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >muh console rival
        I'm a peecee gaymer. homosexual.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you're a fricking homosexual console warring homosexual that's what you are.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong with oddysey, and what makes 3D world so good?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oddysey's levels are awful soulless garbage. 3d world has better challenge, music, and way better level design.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Better how?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Better challenge because there actually is challenge. Odyssey has barely any legit platforming challenges, and what's there is piss easy. Some of the latter 3d worlds are decently tough, particularly champion's road. 3d's world big band music oozes with soul. There's not a track from Odyssey that stands out to me, and the soundtrack as a whole lacks an identity. This also applies to the visuals, with the different worlds and characters clashing and looking stupid next to each other. Level design is odyssey's biggest failing. Despite having amazing movement, the levels are so open and lacking in platforming obstacles, that it almost doesn't matter. Most of the moons have nothing to do with platforming. They're just laying around or a reward for some dumb minigame. They designed it this way so that even a toddler could run aimlessly around and still make progress. You have to really go out of your way to make the game challenging to play, but after a while of diving into hat throws even that gets old. Worst 3d mario easily.

          Is Galaxy 2 actually as good as 3D World + Bowser's Fury? I tried Galaxy 1 and it sucked ass. It's basically a point and click game, not a platformer. Every jump felt contextual like I was playing fricking Knack.

          3D World (Switch version) is perfection and Bowser's Fury is one of the best open world games of all time.

          Galaxy 2 is a big step up from 1 level design-wise. I'd put it up there with 3d world.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Better challenge because there actually is challenge. Odyssey has barely any legit platforming challenges, and what's there is piss easy. Some of the latter 3d worlds are decently tough, particularly champion's road. 3d's world big band music oozes with soul. There's not a track from Odyssey that stands out to me, and the soundtrack as a whole lacks an identity. This also applies to the visuals, with the different worlds and characters clashing and looking stupid next to each other. Level design is odyssey's biggest failing. Despite having amazing movement, the levels are so open and lacking in platforming obstacles, that it almost doesn't matter. Most of the moons have nothing to do with platforming. They're just laying around or a reward for some dumb minigame. They designed it this way so that even a toddler could run aimlessly around and still make progress. You have to really go out of your way to make the game challenging to play, but after a while of diving into hat throws even that gets old. Worst 3d mario easily.
            so many words just to admit your an moron

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I accept your concession.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sunshine is SS tier and 64 beats the shit DS remake

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    3D world wienersuckers always have the worst taste.

  7. 1 year ago
    sage

    >64 in F tier
    lol
    sage in all fields

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because its superior in every aspect, Supe mario 64 DS is in A tier.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Putting two full tiers between the Galaxy games which are basically the same is actual insanity.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Galaxy 2 has better level design, less downtime, and more emphasis on platforming

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This just proves you have zero taste and can only judge games on the most superficial level

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is Galaxy 2 actually as good as 3D World + Bowser's Fury? I tried Galaxy 1 and it sucked ass. It's basically a point and click game, not a platformer. Every jump felt contextual like I was playing fricking Knack.

    3D World (Switch version) is perfection and Bowser's Fury is one of the best open world games of all time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Bowser's Fury is one of the best open world games of all time.
      >Bowser's Fury
      >open world
      What did moronic troony-kun mean by this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can access most areas of the map in any order. It's a non-linear free roaming exploration game. Also, it's literally described as an open world platformer.

        >Bowser's Fury is an open world platform game in which the player, as Mario, completes challenges to collect cat Shines in order to free Bowser and Lake Lapcat from the control of the black sludge. Its core gameplay is similar to that of the 2013 platform game Super Mario 3D World, while also adopting elements introduced in Super Mario Odyssey.

        It's on the open world spectrum, just like you're on the autism spctrum. And the similarities don't stop there - Mario is a feline and your twitter avatar is a feline. Mario can hang from poles just like you're gonna have a nice day once your realize you're a disgusting troony!

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nice bait

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Super Mario 64 really is too slippery, banjo was the better 64 platformer.
    sunshine has plenty of issues but its a really fun game regardless, easily A tier
    Land is and Galaxy 2 is 100% S tier
    don't have strong enough opinions about any of the other games to care

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lol 3d world is the worst mario game i have ever played easily. and it's not even close it's so fricking borring the only good games are 64 and galaxy

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They should just make SM64 Two. Or SM65 or whatever. Literally just use the same engine but with all new levels.

    SM64 perfected the movement and it’s never been matched or surpassed.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Puts mario galaxy 1 in C tier but 2 in S.
    Do you have cancer or something?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Sunshine akd 64 not in S tier
    >MUH HECKIN GAYLAXYRINO IN S!!!

    I will never understand why people praise 3D world. Multiplayer is cool, but its a boring slog till its done otherwise.

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