the paladin meets a so called evil race naga...what does he do? she is mostly shy

the paladin meets a so called evil race naga...what does he do? she is mostly shy

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Redeem her through the power of warm body heat and snuggling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based and redpilled

      Bash her skull in with a hammer and loot her corpse for gold.

      cringe and bluepilled

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bash her skull in with a hammer and loot her corpse for gold.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seduce her of course

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rolled 19 (1d20)

      I snuggle the snek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > The snek coils her body around you
        > You cannot move
        > The snek rests her head on your shoulder
        > The snek's coils slowly begin constricting
        [Player phase commence]
        What do you do?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Whoa, easy on the squeezy, baby. I know you're not used to this kind of hot, and it's made you a bit wound-up, but I want you to relax. Loosen up, y'know haha. Your forked tongue tickles me haha, baby you don't have to open your mouth that wide

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice roll

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    decapitate the OP and end his stupid coomer bait thread

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU GOTTA KILL ALL THE ORC CHILDREN

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Is she currently in the process of performing evil acts?
    > Does the paladin have solid evidence that she has committed evil acts?
    If either of the aforementioned criteria are fulfilled, Immediate apprehension followed by an orderly trial corresponding to whichever definition of 'Law' he is bound to.
    Elsewise, he'd probably just treat her as he would anyone else.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill it. Next question.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who really needs to be killed is the artist who made that qt snek girl hold not one but two fucking kukri like that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon she has no tits, her arms would move diffrent, she has no efficient way to thrust, with one arm, or at least I don't believe. Accepting counter evidence.
        >Do the artist know
        No, absolutely not their multi-million dollar company couldn't spare 10 seconds.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >No, absolutely not their multi-million dollar company couldn't spare 10 seconds.
          The artist has not wasted 10 seconds to figure out kukris before spending 1000 hours in MSPaint to make that, and neither did you.
          >she has no efficient way to thrust
          You don't thrust with it, you chop with it. The whole point of it is that there's a lot of weight on the blade, very much like an axe. That back grip is completely stupid. It's the weapon of the Indian Gurkhas, it takes 10 seconds to see how they use it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and neither did you
            I am not currently performing art. Have you said something that is wrong in your life? Since you definitely have, then why didn't you research that thing before speaking?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There are kukri which are better suited for thrusting than the style illustrated but even those can stab and slice.

            >Indian Gurkhas
            Just Gurkhas dude. There are more Gurkhas in the Nepali army than the Indian and even the Gurkhas in the Indian army are of Nepali heritage. Not to mention the Nepali who serve in the British Army and the Gurkha Contingent.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >she
    I kill IT.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Detect magic
    >If magic identify
    >Remove any offending enchantments or items
    >Detect good and evil
    >Determine if evil
    >Go from there

    Captcha M4NPR

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thou shant suffer a non human

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yuan-ti
    >redemption paladin
    Give the naga a chance, hopefully make a new friend/ally, if she's open to it offer guidance on ethics and morals. Punish her if necessary.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cast detect Evil
    Kill it if it pings
    If it isn't evil gently decline sex with a creature I cannot procreate with

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RAAAAAAAAAAAPE (if you know what I mean)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure I follow, please elaborate

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Immediately mating press her like he did with many evil creatures before

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ORAs repeatedly

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dumb snake can't even handle a kukri properly

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