> The snek coils her body around you > You cannot move > The snek rests her head on your shoulder > The snek's coils slowly begin constricting
[Player phase commence]
What do you do?
>Whoa, easy on the squeezy, baby. I know you're not used to this kind of hot, and it's made you a bit wound-up, but I want you to relax. Loosen up, y'know haha. Your forked tongue tickles me haha, baby you don't have to open your mouth that wide
> Is she currently in the process of performing evil acts? > Does the paladin have solid evidence that she has committed evil acts?
If either of the aforementioned criteria are fulfilled, Immediate apprehension followed by an orderly trial corresponding to whichever definition of 'Law' he is bound to.
Elsewise, he'd probably just treat her as he would anyone else.
Anon she has no breasts, her arms would move diffrent, she has no efficient way to thrust, with one arm, or at least I don't believe. Accepting counter evidence. >Do the artist know
No, absolutely not their multi-million dollar company couldn't spare 10 seconds.
>No, absolutely not their multi-million dollar company couldn't spare 10 seconds.
The artist has not wasted 10 seconds to figure out kukris before spending 1000 hours in MSPaint to make that, and neither did you. >she has no efficient way to thrust
You don't thrust with it, you chop with it. The whole point of it is that there's a lot of weight on the blade, very much like an axe. That back grip is completely stupid. It's the weapon of the Indian Gurkhas, it takes 10 seconds to see how they use it.
>and neither did you
I am not currently performing art. Have you said something that is wrong in your life? Since you definitely have, then why didn't you research that thing before speaking?
There are kukri which are better suited for thrusting than the style illustrated but even those can stab and slice.
>Indian Gurkhas
Just Gurkhas dude. There are more Gurkhas in the Nepali army than the Indian and even the Gurkhas in the Indian army are of Nepali heritage. Not to mention the Nepali who serve in the British Army and the Gurkha Contingent.
>yuan-ti >redemption paladin
Give the naga a chance, hopefully make a new friend/ally, if she's open to it offer guidance on ethics and morals. Punish her if necessary.
Redeem her through the power of warm body heat and snuggling.
based and redpilled
cringe and bluepilled
Bash her skull in with a hammer and loot her corpse for gold.
Seduce her of course
Rolled 19 (1d20)
I snuggle the snek
> The snek coils her body around you
> You cannot move
> The snek rests her head on your shoulder
> The snek's coils slowly begin constricting
[Player phase commence]
What do you do?
>Whoa, easy on the squeezy, baby. I know you're not used to this kind of hot, and it's made you a bit wound-up, but I want you to relax. Loosen up, y'know haha. Your forked tongue tickles me haha, baby you don't have to open your mouth that wide
Nice roll
decapitate the OP and end his stupid coomer bait thread
YOU GOTTA KILL ALL THE ORC CHILDREN
> Is she currently in the process of performing evil acts?
> Does the paladin have solid evidence that she has committed evil acts?
If either of the aforementioned criteria are fulfilled, Immediate apprehension followed by an orderly trial corresponding to whichever definition of 'Law' he is bound to.
Elsewise, he'd probably just treat her as he would anyone else.
Kill it. Next question.
who really needs to be killed is the artist who made that qt snek girl hold not one but two fricking kukri like that
Anon she has no breasts, her arms would move diffrent, she has no efficient way to thrust, with one arm, or at least I don't believe. Accepting counter evidence.
>Do the artist know
No, absolutely not their multi-million dollar company couldn't spare 10 seconds.
>No, absolutely not their multi-million dollar company couldn't spare 10 seconds.
The artist has not wasted 10 seconds to figure out kukris before spending 1000 hours in MSPaint to make that, and neither did you.
>she has no efficient way to thrust
You don't thrust with it, you chop with it. The whole point of it is that there's a lot of weight on the blade, very much like an axe. That back grip is completely stupid. It's the weapon of the Indian Gurkhas, it takes 10 seconds to see how they use it.
>and neither did you
I am not currently performing art. Have you said something that is wrong in your life? Since you definitely have, then why didn't you research that thing before speaking?
There are kukri which are better suited for thrusting than the style illustrated but even those can stab and slice.
>Indian Gurkhas
Just Gurkhas dude. There are more Gurkhas in the Nepali army than the Indian and even the Gurkhas in the Indian army are of Nepali heritage. Not to mention the Nepali who serve in the British Army and the Gurkha Contingent.
>she
I kill IT.
>Detect magic
>If magic identify
>Remove any offending enchantments or items
>Detect good and evil
>Determine if evil
>Go from there
Captcha M4NPR
Thou shant suffer a non human
FRICK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>yuan-ti
>redemption paladin
Give the naga a chance, hopefully make a new friend/ally, if she's open to it offer guidance on ethics and morals. Punish her if necessary.
Cast detect Evil
Kill it if it pings
If it isn't evil gently decline sex with a creature I cannot procreate with
RAAAAAAAAAAAPE (if you know what I mean)
I'm not sure I follow, please elaborate
Immediately mating press her like he did with many evil creatures before
ORAs repeatedly
dumb snake can't even handle a kukri properly