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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deadlocked is the only good one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The one with barely any platforming in puzzles is the best
      Deadlocked is fun but it's just a shooter and there are a lot of other shooters on the PS2 alone that are better

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Name 5

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but Star Wars Battlefront 2, Darkwatch, Gungrave and Black come to mind.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whether there are shooters that are better or not on the PS2 is a red herring. The very concept of shooters on console is utterly fricking moronic and the fact that 3 and cringelocked sacrificed every other element of the franchise for the shooting is what makes these games dogshit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too many menus

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoops, you posted the wrong pic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >more dr homosexualry shit and kiddie comedy
      Jesus after UYA dr nefarious shouldn’t have came back. Worst fricking villain ever in the series especially since they shoehorned him in almost everything after

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nefarious was fine in Crack, he acts just like he does in UYA. Miles better than Tachyon. Would have been better if they committed to killing him at the end though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ever since his first introduction he’s a whining little kid. Tachyon was honestly just a nefarious clone with the same concept as UYA. Just take over instead of transforming everyone.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes and no,
    it's jack of all trades, master of none,

    1 has THE BEST environment design in the series,
    3 and Deadlocked ahve better shooting (obviously since they came after),
    but 1 was a product of it's time (I have a strong gut feeling telling me 1 wouldn't be as memorable if there was strafing), 3 shat the bed with levels and Deadlocked is fully an arena shooter

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it actually that good because the way people view ratchet and Clank games to me is always so fricking mixed. And not mixed as in "it's bad or good" mixed as in "this is the best game I've ever played" and "it was pretty fun I guess".

    I can't think of any game I found "pretty fun I guess" that I could even imagine as a masterpiece, except for maybe RE4.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you the same autist that's been spamming Ratchet threads lately?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did this and all Skill Points in ToD.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ew is that the remake?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How to talk with your short lombax gf.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There better be one foot long futawiener involved.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Angela demanding Rivet to let her join in for a threesome with Rivet's human bf

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get so much love to Deadlocked. Its just spinoff, half of normal Ratchet like Nexus.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People overrate the story for being satirical. The weapons are arguably the best in the series though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the RE4 of the series

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People overrate the story for being satirical. The weapons are arguably the best in the series though.

      for those invested in all PS2 titles in terms of story Deadlocked is more of a R&C 3 than UYA,
      precisely for final in the series anti-israeli-corpo themes while doing maximum 'rule of cool' while doing so (deathmatch gladiator tv),
      while wouldn't say weapons themself, the system combat is at it's peak, 2's and 3's weapons with it would be a joy to behold

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        UYA is much better then DL.
        UYA is 10/10
        DL is 8/10

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >UYA is much better then DL.
          >UYA is 10/10
          UYA is literally unfinished,
          >multiplayer maps crudely made into missions
          >in process bastardization of Blackwater City, Aridia and Metropolis (at least this one got a bit of a section...) occurs
          >no racing (which one is in the dev room)
          >no spaceship dogfights frick you I liked those
          environment overall is blander
          and there are only few music tracks which are really memorable, Deadlocked has the second best soundtrack after 1 which I forgot to mention

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            maps crudely made into missions
            You just described every level in Deadlocked.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He did and I genuinely can't understand the people who (rightfully) shit on 3 for being utter garbage while praising cucklo ked despite it suffering from the same pitfalls.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Deadlocked is an arena battler, both playmodes complement each other,
              UYA has linear progression of it's predecessors with multiplayer maps mixed in, they don't mix well, I won't call it lazy as the game was made under a year but it is just unfinished,

              He did and I genuinely can't understand the people who (rightfully) shit on 3 for being utter garbage while praising cucklo ked despite it suffering from the same pitfalls.

              I don't shit on UYA, could even be my favorite if it got 'definitive edition' release, say 2 years after

              I just feel missing planets and minigames

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Deadlocked is a boring filler story. UYA was Qwark's redemption story and a good ending for the series.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its mid if you played it alone, fine but nothing special
      Its GOTY of all time if you played it with a friend on 5* difficultly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I played the original trilogy like 10 times each but dropped Deadlocked halfway through. It was soulless slop that focused purely on shooting gameplay to the detriment of everything else, in a series where that was never meant to be the priority

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deadlocked online was pretty fun, but I enjoyed the single player of 2 the most. It was a real sequel, added to what the first game established in a lot of great ways.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like 1, the shooting is not as good but the levels are very distinct, both level design and premise, and you're forced to make use of specific weapons, in 2 you kinda blast everything with anything and you win forever and the leveling system sucks wiener.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 and Deadlocked are a mix of corporatism and heroism. GC is mostly about corporatism and UYA is mostly about heroism.

    1 has the best story, followed by UYA and Deadlocked which are tied, and GC's story is shit.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but why post the sequel to it, instead of the perfect game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >casual easy exp last lvl
      >ass fps bazooka
      >no weapon upgrade

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >casual easy exp last lvl
        what?
        >ass fps bazooka
        it's not an fps
        >no weapon upgrade
        gay request, but gold weapons

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Exept Veldin.

          Its first person targeting.

          NG+ in OG is pointles.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's worse because the one non-piss-easy map is the last one instead of in the middle?
            >Its first person targeting.
            It's on console (just like 2), but you also don't have to

            I'ts fun. That's what videogames are for. But yeah the non-NG+ is better finetuned in the orginal for that reason. good point.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              2 and 3 are pretty challenging without armor.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The first one is also hard if you don't make any of the obvious purchases

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like wat? Strange challenge, I can understand no armor and no ryno.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                whatever you want. No devastator or visibomb, or whatever

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I prefer only contact weapon. No devices, no sniper rifle. But it dont work in ToD or CiT. Small ammo.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have a hard time going for any challenge, as I just always want to do what's the most effective (like the character would). And the first game is more interesting to me in how the different weapons serve very specific function (before the gold morph-o-ray which does it all) while the later ones are just tps's were your best reason for switching weapons is "this one's not leveled up yet"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No strafing and practically worthless auto target
      enjoy trying to hit anything above eye level

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nooooo I actually have to THINK which weapons I should use in which situation???

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >thinking
          >when the answer is always visibomb or devastator
          lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you say that like I didn't play it, or you don't know if it has enemies above eye-level... Either way; get good.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know veldin nothing but enemies above eye-level, I beat it not more than a week ago.
          Either way, I accept your concession.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 hp mod is epic.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Rivet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is beyond pointless, they should remove her from the next game (they wont). Whatever this series is ass now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rift Apart = UYA and GC. New dawn of series.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          LOL.
          troony.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, boomer

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The 26 year old boomer, ok moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          meh, not really. Def a beginning of the end

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cope and seethe. TJ Fixman and his inconsistent drove the franchis towards a downward spiral. RA is at 4 mil as of 6/23

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 3 and deadlocked better, 2 was always the worst

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think up your arsenal is the best but yeah, the og three rachet and clanks are a perfect trilogy in terms of progression, gameplay expansion, and plot

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 is hard when you either don't know what you're doing or you're being stubborn, no enemy can deal more than 1 point of damage at a time and your wrench will be as effective on the flying Blargs of Veldin as it is on the big Amoeboids of Rilgar, firepower only begins to be a concern by the late game and that's only the case for a few enemy types.

    I prefer playing Ratchet 1 by being as stingy with my bolts as I can possibly be, most combat encounters are like a puzzle where you need to plan in advance and take your time like Ratchet's sections on Orxon, but others like the hidden path on Gaspar really remind me of using the Razor Claws from ToD with how you're frantically jumping between gunfire while tearing them to shreds before they can kill you.

    I have the most amount of fun with Ratchet 1 when I don't play it like the other games.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet you didn't know that you could play Up Your Arsenal in first person via the settings menu, anon!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did, but it looks bad. But I imagine most don't know that no.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know. But you cant play it with mouse even in emu. Stick dont work same.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do these games run on PS2 emu? pc only gay here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're fully playable on PCSX2 but you need a good PC to brute force it since they're one of the most demanding games on the system.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was playing R&C1 just yesterday on PCSX2. Runs almost flawlessly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      after having upgraded pcsx2 for the first time in a long time, it went from hairy ass to perfectly smooth

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder one of those devs still has the complete uncompressed soundtracks but he legally can't release it

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lava whip gun turns into turd firing gun
    lava bros... why did they do this to us...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, infuriating. I was sad when did platinum. At least they fixed it in 3.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, infuriating. I was sad when did platinum. At least they fixed it in 3.

      Not sure why they couldn't keep the lava and just add the meteor chunks to the stream.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From the commentary, it seems they just didn't realize the weight of removing an entire role of a weapon for something completely different (with nothing left to replace it's original role)

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't the Future games talked about as much? (besides Rift Apart for the furry porn).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because i didnt have a ps3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well why don't you buy one now? They're cheap.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow they really nerfed ratchet's ass in return to the nexus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're fricking boring and have some of the most unfunny writing in the series. sample as

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TOD and CIT are both early PS3 games, back when the PS3 had no games, so a fraction of the people who played the PS2 games played the PS3 games.

      They're all decent but they don't really do anything new apart from introducing the cinematic narrative which started to become unwelcome after CIT pretty much wrapped everything up. There's just not a lot to talk about.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tools of Destruction is a better Ratchet game than UYA and Deadlocked but Ganker isn't ready to accept this truth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tools of Destruction is a better Ratchet game than UYA and Deadlocked
        If you're moronic, yeah

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you care about gameplay first you mean. Tools was a return to form with more platforming and gadgets.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It being a ""return to form"" didn't stop it from being the most boring one in the series, I mean id play it over RA, 2016 and SAC, but that's not an achievement

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Refresh my memory. Why is ToD hated. It's the same narrative shit as the other 15 games after it but it had great levels and still had the original composer.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed. Tools feels like the original trilogy. ACiT went too hard with gimmicks and puzzles and the story/writing wasn't as good

            2 > 1 > 3 > ToD > ACiT > Deadlocked > rest are all slop

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >ACiT went too hard with gimmicks and puzzles
              Fair enough if you don't like Clank's gameplay or the space hubs and moon exploration. I thought they had some of the best gameplay in the series especially with the hoverboots.
              >and the story/writing wasn't as good
              ????? I can't understand how anyone could think this.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              1 really doesn't hold up.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gameplay wise yeah it's rough around the edges. It arguably still has the best writing, art direction, and music though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It being a return to form is one of the reason the series is so lame today in hindsight. They should have just continued with Deadlockeds cool and edgier direction with a rad OST.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Deadlocked didn't sell well did it?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                First I've heard.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It did fine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The story is lame.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was good in Crack and Nexus.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tools of Destruction has early HD growing pains and has dumb PS3 gimmicks like the six axis shit.
      A Crack in Time is pretty good even if the tone is more sanitized than the PS2 trilogy.
      Nexus I never played.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3 "fixes" the lava gun by having it upgrade into a freeze gun
    >3 also ruins the RYNO 3 by having it upgrade into a shitty Zodiac clone

    what were they thinking?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    sage

    I have literally never watched, played or seen in any way any of these games. Which one do I play first?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Start from the first game and play in release order. Just like every other series.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all ratchet and clank games are kinda meh, distinctly carried by a certain childish nostalgia of the 2000s that I remember

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me the R&C tier list is: (Ranking based on doing a normal run + challenge mode along with the hardest difficulty for the games that give the option)
    GC = ACiT > 1 > UYA = Deadlocked = Nexus > RA > ToD > QfB > 2016 Remake

    GC and ACiT have the best level design, weapons, and gadgets. GC is only let down by Yeti's and final boss
    ACiT has the best movement, best clank sections, best space + ship sections, and still has a decent difficulty to it. Worse parts of ACiT are the music is forgettable (except some of the radio music are pretty good) and the start of the game on the jungle planet is hot garbage

    1 is a solid game all around with the worst you can say about it being it's harder to come back to it because the movement in the later games is better but 1 still plays fine as it's designed without strafing anyway. Bolt collecting is kind of a pain though

    UYA, Deadlocked, and Nexus are all solid to me. I like UYA the most as it's still just a normal R&C game despite the obvious unfinished parts and the awful RYNO upgrade. Deadlocked has the 2nd best combat in the game (ACiT is better imo) but is the best multiplayer next to UYA's MP. Nexus is a fun game that's still good to play as it reuses ACiT but it's very short

    RA plays like a worse version of ACiT, has worse clank sections, boring weapon selection (stop bring back zurkon), and has way too many reused enemies and mini-bosses with the Nefarious enemy type. The gimmick of this game is also whatever

    ToD is inoffensive but kind of a forgettable game to me, it's a standard R&C game but feels done in the most generic way possible. The previous games are much better designed overall and getting the RYNO was really boring too

    QfB and the shitmake are the worst this series has to offer and I would never recommend someone to play them unless you're a big R&C fan and just want to see what they were like anyway but at least QfB is it's own story instead of a bastardization of an already existing good one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trash taste. Nexus is dogshit and Tools is original trilogy tier

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nexus has a better story and better gameplay it just should have been longer and 60fps

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nexus is fine for what it is with being a short R&C game, the short length is what makes it inoffensive to me imo

        Tools is just a worse version of the OT, it does play like an OT game but the level design and enemy types are less interesting than the OT games and the weapon choice is generic just like RA's is and doesn't compare to the options you have in the OT games.
        That's why I say it's just a standard R&C game, I'm fine with playing it but if I have the choice to play that over an OT game then I'm always going to pick an OT game first

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally my favorite game of all time still to this day.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the perfect woman doesn't exis-

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Is to problematic for the remake

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cut from the remake
      Did they think she was offensive or something?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one thing that disappoints me about every R&C game past the first is that there are next to no locations that draw inspiration from the more colorful and videogamey environments previously used in the spyro series
    everything is either industrial, military, or cinematic- or story-driven, but never just bright and colorful for its own sake

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the space junk asthetic of 1.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    deadlocked was the peak

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ratchet and Clank 2 was the peak of human culture. It has only gone downhill since then.

    Like holy frick this music is something else

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I missed out on this series as a kid and played through the series last year.
    The first one was the best one.

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