64 thoughts on “The protagonist of the last game you played has been replaced by an Old Ugly Fat Bastard! How does h…”

  1. >Far Cry 6
    As long as he’s a latino, he’ll knock up half of the women. Latinas don’t give a fuck how ugly you are as long as you’re one of their ilk.

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  2. >Metroid Dread
    He gets stuck in the very first section because he can’t jump high enough to the higher platforms (due to being a fat bastard).

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  3. >Yakuza 0-7
    Basically fucks all of the girls he encounters that have ever appeared in a substory or in the main stories. That’s alot of pressing.

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  4. >deltarune
    ralsei will be shitting bricks at what just happened while susie will think kris getting replaced is just a weird thing that happens to humans

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  5. max payne will never be ugly he is too pure and good and he saves women even in brazil where the women are from. sometimes i will play max payne and i will forget that i am actualy not him and he will be shooting people and i will think it os me. my brother used to play sly cooper with me but he tripped on a basketball. i think if sliy cooper was still alive now he would love john wick like me

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  6. >mordhau
    He’d fit right in. Unfortunately for him there’s no one for him to have a fun time with.
    Unless he’s into peasants and jesters?

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  7. >Metroid Zero Mission
    I don’t think this dude will be able to jump high enough to even grab the morph ball, let alone actually fit into the ball

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    • Honestly, thinking about it some more, Geralt is just a bad example for this sort of thing. Unlike most JRPG "I like you and everyone" onions/underaged protags, Geralt fucks. Kind of a lot, really.

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    • >Seeds an entire plane of existence
      >Moves onto the next one
      >Soon, the entire multiverse consists purely of his own descendants

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  8. >Ace Combat 4.
    He died or ended up becoming a janitor for the base or getting bombed to death. No fatso would become a jet pilot, certainly not an Ace like Mobius 1

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    • Wrong, He cucks Yellow 13 out of Yellow 4. He makes her forget all about being a fighter pilot and instead becoming a slave to the cock, inadvertently saving her life. He also cucks the narrator out of the cafe girl. They both get ribbon womb tatoos. Yellow 13 is the one to die at Stonehenge when Fat Bastard Mobius broadcasts Yellow 4’s moans through the comms. Narrator’s letter is a suicide note.

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      • If he’s the protagonist, then he isn’t anywhere near the occupied city and basically replaced Mobius 1, who’s a faceless mute ace.

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        • >underestimating the power of ugly fat bastard

          Wherever there is pussy to be had and men to be cucked, he will be there. F-22 is the canon plane. He takes his stealth jet and flies under the radar to the heart of Eurusea for the sole purpose of corrupting Yellow 4.

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