The protagonist of the last game you played has been replaced by an Old Ugly Fat Bastard! How does he fare?
The protagonist of the last game you played has been replaced by an Old Ugly Fat Bastard! How does h…
The protagonist of the last game you played has been replaced by an Old Ugly Fat Bastard! How does he fare?
>Warioware Get it Together!
Nothing changes
>Far Cry 6
As long as he’s a latino, he’ll knock up half of the women. Latinas don’t give a fuck how ugly you are as long as you’re one of their ilk.
>ww2 US paratrooper
He’s going behind enemy lines if you know what I’m saying
>Colosseum: Road to Freedom
he prolly gon die since I’m mid-game right now
>Yugioh Tag Force 5
He cucks Yusei and Jack. Also what deck would he play?
>Metroid Dread
He gets stuck in the very first section because he can’t jump high enough to the higher platforms (due to being a fat bastard).
>Yakuza 0-7
Basically fucks all of the girls he encounters that have ever appeared in a substory or in the main stories. That’s alot of pressing.
He’s definitely F tier
>Halo CE
Jizz on Cortana and rape Elites, I guess?
>Wario
Sooooooo nothing?
>Kenshi
I guess nothing would really change…
Dies in the nightmare realm of Simon’s book.
Deep Rock Galactic.
Absolutely nothing changes.
>Splinter Cell
Uhhhh what the fuck
I don’t think he would do so hot in Dark Souls…
He’d just be a normal person.
He’s a pure STR and VIT build, probably the easiest in the game
Smough.
ends up pressing all these cuties
>Muramasa
He would actually have sexual intercourse with the man-sized spider.
I keep hearing about that but no one ever posts the gameplay when I ask, how is it?
>deltarune
ralsei will be shitting bricks at what just happened while susie will think kris getting replaced is just a weird thing that happens to humans
max payne will never be ugly he is too pure and good and he saves women even in brazil where the women are from. sometimes i will play max payne and i will forget that i am actualy not him and he will be shooting people and i will think it os me. my brother used to play sly cooper with me but he tripped on a basketball. i think if sliy cooper was still alive now he would love john wick like me
He’s home.
>Fucks the BETA out of existence
Ugly fat bastard chama I kneel
They are so fucked, literally
>Disco Elysium
Well, I guess there’s gonna be a lot more rape going on after all.
>Hideous Destructor
ZikShadow has yet to release an HDoom texture pack for it :^)
>CK3
Just ends up with a harem if 16 year olds
>Painkiller
Eve gets raped.
>mordhau
He’d fit right in. Unfortunately for him there’s no one for him to have a fun time with.
Unless he’s into peasants and jesters?
>MH Rise
Probably going to fuck the twins, the dango girl and the cats so pretty well.
Don’t forgot the Candy apple girl too
She is ugly and ugly fat bald gentlemen such as myself have standards.
This!
>Hades
He wouldn’t even bother trying to make it out.
He’d turn Meg, Nyx, and Dusa into his cum slaves
You forget that there’s a woman on the surface, he can’t just give up on that
>witcher 3
gonna need a bigger horse, and a bigger asshole
>Just Cause 3
Not very well
>Division 2
A lot of drug addicted sluts in the Hyenas to fuck
>Metroid Zero Mission
I don’t think this dude will be able to jump high enough to even grab the morph ball, let alone actually fit into the ball
HOLY SHIT NO DIFFERENCE!
Ramza just got waaay less honorable..
>Geralt
He probably has as much sex or more, but gets roasted by the dragon at the beginning of 2, if not earlier.
Honestly, thinking about it some more, Geralt is just a bad example for this sort of thing. Unlike most JRPG "I like you and everyone" onions/underaged protags, Geralt fucks. Kind of a lot, really.
>siralim
tries having sex some of the banshee demons, probably dies
>Heavy replaced by Heavy
Nothing’s gonna change.
>Melty Blood
Uh-oh
>idolmaster starlit season
Oh no…
>LISA
Gets fucking annihilated by Rando’s army while trying to rape Buddy
>Deep Rock Galactic
kek and nothing changed
Im positive Old Ugly Fat Bastard has the potential to be the greatest Planeswalker in the Multiverse
>Seeds an entire plane of existence
>Moves onto the next one
>Soon, the entire multiverse consists purely of his own descendants
>stalker
I can’t even begin to imagine his wish for the Wishgranter
>Ace Combat 4.
He died or ended up becoming a janitor for the base or getting bombed to death. No fatso would become a jet pilot, certainly not an Ace like Mobius 1
Wrong, He cucks Yellow 13 out of Yellow 4. He makes her forget all about being a fighter pilot and instead becoming a slave to the cock, inadvertently saving her life. He also cucks the narrator out of the cafe girl. They both get ribbon womb tatoos. Yellow 13 is the one to die at Stonehenge when Fat Bastard Mobius broadcasts Yellow 4’s moans through the comms. Narrator’s letter is a suicide note.
If he’s the protagonist, then he isn’t anywhere near the occupied city and basically replaced Mobius 1, who’s a faceless mute ace.
>underestimating the power of ugly fat bastard
Wherever there is pussy to be had and men to be cucked, he will be there. F-22 is the canon plane. He takes his stealth jet and flies under the radar to the heart of Eurusea for the sole purpose of corrupting Yellow 4.
He ends up fighting this own kind, still get to fuck bitches though
>Xenogears
Considering most of the problems in this game seem to come from people not getting fucked, I’d say he does well.
Good
Based
Legend of Mana, I’d say he’d blend in fairly well.