The protagonist of the last game you played has been replaced by an Old Ugly Fat Bastard! How does h...

The protagonist of the last game you played has been replaced by an Old Ugly Fat Bastard! How does he fare?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Legend of Mana, I'd say he'd blend in fairly well.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Xenogears
    Considering most of the problems in this game seem to come from people not getting fricked, I'd say he does well.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He ends up fighting this own kind, still get to frick b***hes though

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ace Combat 4.
    He died or ended up becoming a janitor for the base or getting bombed to death. No fatso would become a jet pilot, certainly not an Ace like Mobius 1

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, He cucks Yellow 13 out of Yellow 4. He makes her forget all about being a fighter pilot and instead becoming a slave to the wiener, inadvertently saving her life. He also cucks the narrator out of the cafe girl. They both get ribbon womb tatoos. Yellow 13 is the one to die at Stonehenge when Fat Bastard Mobius broadcasts Yellow 4's moans through the comms. Narrator's letter is a suicide note.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If he's the protagonist, then he isn't anywhere near the occupied city and basically replaced Mobius 1, who's a faceless mute ace.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >underestimating the power of ugly fat bastard

          Wherever there is pussy to be had and men to be cucked, he will be there. F-22 is the canon plane. He takes his stealth jet and flies under the radar to the heart of Eurusea for the sole purpose of corrupting Yellow 4.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >stalker
    I can't even begin to imagine his wish for the Wishgranter

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im positive Old Ugly Fat Bastard has the potential to be the greatest Planeswalker in the Multiverse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Seeds an entire plane of existence
      >Moves onto the next one
      >Soon, the entire multiverse consists purely of his own descendants

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Deep Rock Galactic
    kek and nothing changed

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >LISA
    Gets fricking annihilated by Rando's army while trying to rape Buddy

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >idolmaster starlit season
    Oh no...

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Melty Blood
    Uh-oh

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Heavy replaced by Heavy
    Nothing's gonna change.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >siralim

    tries having sex some of the banshee demons, probably dies

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Geralt
    He probably has as much sex or more, but gets roasted by the dragon at the beginning of 2, if not earlier.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, thinking about it some more, Geralt is just a bad example for this sort of thing. Unlike most JRPG "I like you and everyone" onions/underaged protags, Geralt fricks. Kind of a lot, really.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ramza just got waaay less honorable..

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT NO DIFFERENCE!

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Metroid Zero Mission
    I don't think this dude will be able to jump high enough to even grab the morph ball, let alone actually fit into the ball

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Division 2
    A lot of drug addicted bawds in the Hyenas to frick

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Just Cause 3
    Not very well

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >witcher 3
    gonna need a bigger horse, and a bigger butthole

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hades
    He wouldn't even bother trying to make it out.
    He'd turn Meg, Nyx, and Dusa into his cum slaves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You forget that there's a woman on the surface, he can't just give up on that

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >MH Rise
    Probably going to frick the twins, the dango girl and the cats so pretty well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forgot the Candy apple girl too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She is ugly and ugly fat bald gentlemen such as myself have standards.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This!

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mordhau
    He'd fit right in. Unfortunately for him there's no one for him to have a fun time with.
    Unless he's into peasants and jesters?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Painkiller
    Eve gets raped.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >CK3
    Just ends up with a harem if 16 year olds

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hideous Destructor
    ZikShadow has yet to release an HDoom texture pack for it :^)

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Disco Elysium
    Well, I guess there's gonna be a lot more rape going on after all.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are so fricked, literally

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Fricks the BETA out of existence
    Ugly fat bastard chama I kneel

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's home.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    max payne will never be ugly he is too pure and good and he saves women even in brazil where the women are from. sometimes i will play max payne and i will forget that i am actualy not him and he will be shooting people and i will think it os me. my brother used to play sly cooper with me but he tripped on a basketball. i think if sliy cooper was still alive now he would love john wick like me

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >deltarune
    ralsei will be shitting bricks at what just happened while susie will think kris getting replaced is just a weird thing that happens to humans

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Muramasa
    He would actually have sexual intercourse with the man-sized spider.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I keep hearing about that but no one ever posts the gameplay when I ask, how is it?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ends up pressing all these cuties

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think he would do so hot in Dark Souls...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He'd just be a normal person.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a pure STR and VIT build, probably the easiest in the game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Smough.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Splinter Cell
    Uhhhh what the frick

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Deep Rock Galactic.
    Absolutely nothing changes.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dies in the nightmare realm of Simon's book.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Kenshi
    I guess nothing would really change...

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Wario

    Sooooooo nothing?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Halo CE
    Jizz on Cortana and rape Elites, I guess?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He’s definitely F tier

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Yakuza 0-7
    Basically fricks all of the girls he encounters that have ever appeared in a substory or in the main stories. That's alot of pressing.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Metroid Dread
    He gets stuck in the very first section because he can't jump high enough to the higher platforms (due to being a fat bastard).

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Yugioh Tag Force 5
    He cucks Yusei and Jack. Also what deck would he play?

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Colosseum: Road to Freedom
    he prolly gon die since I'm mid-game right now

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ww2 US paratrooper
    He's going behind enemy lines if you know what I'm saying

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Far Cry 6
    As long as he's a latino, he'll knock up half of the women. Latinas don't give a frick how ugly you are as long as you're one of their ilk.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Warioware Get it Together!
    Nothing changes

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