the steam deck is too big. if it could actually fit in your pocket I would buy one

the Steam Deck is too big
if it could actually fit in your pocket I would buy one

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frog post, didn't read

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Back to twitter, 2016 tourist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like WEED

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can't even fit a switch in your pocket realistically though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and thats a problem, switch killed handheld gaming

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >switch lite
        >exists
        >gasp: you can't fit q switch in your pocket >:(

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy a vita and homebrew it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >20fps

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather have a mobile pc though

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >He actually brings his portable systems outside his home
    You are such a loser lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically I'd be too scared of taking my deck anywhere outside from fear of it getting stolen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        where the hell do you live that this is a common thing?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          America, obviously

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not carrying a backpack or messenger bag around
    how do you even bring your snacks with you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only eat three square meals a day

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who walks around with a handheld in their pocket

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      people who play games?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Little children, it's perfect to quickly hide when mom checks on you when doing homework.
      If you're older than 14 and carrying around toys in your pockets, you need to see a therapist asap.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        everyone over 14 has a cell phone

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and that cell phone can already emulate pretty much everything the average moronic manchild needs. You don't need another useless toy to fill the void in your failed life.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you don't need to be browsing the video games board on Ganker yet here you are

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            kys homosexual, I don't own any handheld but you're a huge homosexual

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't own any handheld
              You still probably own a shitload of childrens toys and are seething because I hit too close to home. Seek help and grow up.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lol ok homosexual you don't own children toys but you spend your life talking about them

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ever heard of smarthphones?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      those aren't functionally mobile pcs though you still need to use their shitty os

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he hasn't installed Linux on his phone

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          most phones aren't even supported

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Works on my machine

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              which one? an unsupported device?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    simmer down manlet this clearly isn't for you

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