The thinking man's game

The thinking man's game

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah that was a solid 0/10 piece of goySLOP. Only /v contrarians will pretend this actual garbage was good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >goySLOP
      >/v contrarians
      Found one right here, I bet you can't name a better fps released in the last 10 years, homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doom Eternal

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Far Cry 4

          Both are shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            trepang 2 is fantastic, it just needs better balance on higher difficulties

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Far Cry 4

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doom Eternal, duh. Prey isn't an FPS and shouldn't be judged as one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HYPERDEMON easily
        Severed Steel is decent as well

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a better fps
        Every CoD
        Every Battlefield
        Doom (both)
        System Shock
        Nearly every other popular shooter

        Prey is a fantastic imsim game but its shooting is complete trash.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't go as far as trash, I liked shotgun and the pistol is also fun to pew-pew, but it's not laser-focused on combat specifically.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The pistol specifically felt HL2 tier underpowered and the only way you knew it did damage was the numbers appearing over the enemy heads.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It feels much better than HL2. Get the golden version, get gun upgrades and you can melt phantoms from afar. It fires really fast and is decently accurate.

              The only problem is that it burns through ammo and manufacturing pistol ammo is very material inefficient. I did some math and you get like 3 times less damage per resources spent when manufacturing pistol ammo vs. shotgun ammo.

              Still, I did it because I enjoyed using pistol more than Q-Beam. Cool weapon model and concept, but it just lacked something.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, the problem isn't damage output or other stats, it's the animations.
                Most of "good gun feel" is animations, every good FPS of the last 10 years had very good gun animations because they're what gives guns "the juice". It's not nearly enough to make a gun have high numbers. DXHR suffered from this too, MD improved on it a lot. Bad gun animations feel floaty and slow most of the time and that floatyness drags down the entire "gun experience" by a lot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frankly, if a game has a pistol that a) fires as fast or almost as fast as I can click and b) is decently accurate while spamming, I'll probably enjoy it regardless of damage per shot.

                HL2 is an exception because it's not really accurate and I don't like the sound.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP
      the winning move was for this thinking man was not to listen to ~~*journalists*~~ and avoid this Shock ripoff trash. never forgive Bethesda for taking away real Prey 2.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, thinking "man, I should play something else"

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love the enemies and vibes but boy does it overstay its welcome. When will devs realize audiologs aren't compelling storytelling?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      audiologs are kino for a segment but yes over the course of a ~15 hour game they suck dick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Arkane Austin thought they could get away with copying bioshock and look where it got them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Arkane Austin thought they could get away with copying bioshock
        Both devs are copying Origin.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I sure do love RPGs that make basic lvl 1 slimes the only enemy in the game from beginning to end.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me too!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit slop, just like all 3 Bioshock games.
    Arkane hasn't made a good game since Dark Messiah.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Arkane hasn't made a good game since Dark Messiah.
      DM is so fricking overrated by you morons. Literally everything they've made barring Redfall was better than DM. Even Arx Fatalis which is jank as frick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DM is pure sandbox arena ludokino unlike your console slop with shit physics and highly scripted events.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have you never actually played DM? It's linear and scripted as frick, you moron.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not the combat and physics unlike their subsequent games which are static as frick.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The exploration phase was top tier, the backtracking phase was boring as hell. Story started out as interesting and devolved into generic by the end, ending was very mediocre at best. Art direction and level design were very good most of the time. I liked some of the scifi concepts they were playing around with. Gameplay was fun for a while but eventually got stale along with the story and backtracking. I'd give it a 7,5/10

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather play the one where I'm some Indian in a preserve and my girlfriend and I are getting abducted by aliens.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mediocre at literally everything
    >brigaded every single day by obsessed troons
    That's exactly the fanbase this game deserves

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was it? Everything? How many games do its gameplay loop better?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The munching sound effect is so satisfying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unlike the game itself

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AHAHAHAHAHA

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    True, but that makes it hermetic to half of Ganker as seen ITT.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      -System Shock 1,2 and Remake are better
      -Deus Ex is better
      -Dark Messiah is better
      Prey is mediocrity praised by morons who praise GoW, TLoU2 and RDR2.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Strange; I liked it and I hate gow, tlous2 and rdr2.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The thinking man's game

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GLOO cannon is just so fun
    ending sucked and a few more enemy types wouldn't have hurt
    great game though, should replay

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >upgrade shotgun and shotgun related skills
    >shoot things in the face
    deep thoughts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It took a lot of brainpower to come to the conclusion that, yes, a shotgun is the answer to all OPs problems.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It was all a simulation
    WOAH MY MIND IS BLOWN BRO HOLEEH SHEET!!!
    THIS STORY IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS BLACK OPS 1

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, this game was awesome, one of my favorites of all time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Game was good despite the audiobook storytelling and samegay enemies. It just made me hungrier for a sequel.
      I don't like any other Arkane games so it's a shame that it's dead.

      >I like mediocrity
      Yeah, well this is Ganker
      I'm amazed this didn't sell well too, mediocrity sells since most pepple in this hobby nowadays are moronic midwits.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're a Black person.

        That's it, that's the reply.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, I play UFO Defense and CoH on the daily.
          You're even worse than dudebro homosexuals because at least rhose c**ts didn't pretend tp be smart like pretensious asshats.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game was good despite the audiobook storytelling and samegay enemies. It just made me hungrier for a sequel.
    I don't like any other Arkane games so it's a shame that it's dead.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prey was too smart for gamers

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Prey but almost gave up on it.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You mistyped Thief.

    Immsiv genre has been stagnant and creatively dead since the early 00s.

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