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The THQ Showcase is in 1 hour and there's no thread.
so fricking excited for spongegame
even if its shit i just so ready for a new 3d platformer anytime
Considering that Rehydrated was as close to perfect as it was despite the rush Purple Lamp was under, I have high hopes for The Cosmic Shake. You know they're cutting deep when The Appetizer from Squilliam Returns is front and center on the cover. Or, front and left of frame.
How is this thread dying? There are new and highly anticipated games about to be shown officially. This includes at least a mention of Deus Ex, which was just purchased from Square Enix by Embracer. This is a big deal.
THQ is just too ingrained in everyone's minds as "lol funny pixar movie shovelware and WWE game company"
No one comes here to talk about video games, most people here want to argue about American politics
Takbros, our time is now.
IM A REAL WILD BOY
WILD BOY
WILD BOY
WHEN IN DOUBT
TAKE THE STICK OUT
I fricking wish.
You and me both friend, you and me both.
Don't expect anything from deus ex this soon, also eidos is working on something else right now.
Are we getting a new Titan Quest?
nope. project minerva is still in a phase of hiring people. so not for quite a few years
THQ Nordic (Embracer Group) is becoming my favorite publisher recently
Hopefully the Timesplitters games are getting remastered
Anything new getting announced?
I’m still playing Amalur to this day
Do you think they will completely remake Destroy All Humans 3?
Yup. But we just got DAH: Clone Carnage, and the DAH 2 Remake releases later this month. I wouldn't expect news on the DAH 3 Remake until 2024.
What about big Willy?
no, they've remade the only ones that people give a shit about (1 & 2), just make a new one at this point
No, they'll make it.
They’ll make an actual destroy all humans 3 that’s good unlike the dog shit we got after 2
So Deus Ex and Tomb Raider will be published by THQ ?
Darksiders 4 here we go.
>Possible Deus Ex Remake (which THQ wouldn't censor.)
It's simply impossible for a large studio to make Deus Ex today. The fricking UN has a propaganda campaign against conspiracies.
I bet that a new Deus Ex would side with the rich oligarchs instead of the common man.
THQ Nordic left a joke about an Autogynephiliac in Destroy All Humans. They clearly care a lot about preserving the original product's controversial parts while fixing the ones that are objectively not up to current standards. I'm pretty confident a DX remake under THQ Nordic will only look better and be playable without soft-forcing you into certain builds.
I'd appreciate a remake that just made it so JC wasn't so inept with guns from the start of the game.
I don't know about that, anon. They bring up influential israeli plutocrats during the first 30 minutes of the game.
Eidos Montreal have also shown again and again that they can't write a good story to save their lives so I honestly I don't want another one if they are the ones behind it.
They have revived and subsequently killed Deus Ex and Thief.
They say nothing of the elites being israeli. I think you're adding it in your memory because it's not really that far fetched for how No-hair man talks.
You are right, they don't explicitly say that they are israeli. Both of the families he mentions are indeed israeli though.
I guess they weren't bold enough to point out the "coincidence".
>It's been OVER 4 YEARS since THQNordic made this press-release: https://thqnordic.com/article/thq-nordic-and-nickelodeon-bring-back-selected-game-titles-past
Give me a new Nicktoons game, dammit
aewxirs... it's time to destroy e-chuds....
i'm gonna HEEM an e-drone after this trailer
DEUS EX BROS WE'RE IN
Crystal Dynamics are working on a Tomb Raider game, might be talked about.
Darksiders 4 better be there
WERE IS FRICKING TITAN Quest 2 AND GRIM DAWN 2
>TITAN QUEST 2
eat your soulless $20 DLC and shut the frick up you disgusting goyim
Goy for a single person, goyim is for multiple people.
It would be "you disgusting goy"
TQ2 is being developed by a THQ studio, GD2 ain't happening
KINGDOM COME 2 WHEN
>someone in chat asked for a teenage robot game
GOD yes
Darksiders 4, never ever bros.
they will probably "officially" announce that horrible looking aitd remake
I swear If they don't reveal Darksiders 4 this time
Darksiders 4 doesn't exist
So, what games are we gonna see?
Alone in the Dark (leaked)
Wreckreation (leaked, game by Burnout and Need for Speed devs)
Spongebob
So, what other stuff?
TIMESPLITTERS PLS AAAARRRGHHHHHH
SpongeBob Cosmic Shake's coming on January 24th. (this got leaked yesterday, i guess):
https://twitter.com/IllumEntCentral/status/1557878713357897731
>SpongeBob Cosmic Shake's releasing on the same day as "I'M TALKING TO A CUFF?!": The Videogame
lmao fine by me
>nft_guy and shillCarnage over official stream
what the frick is wrong with people. Not only that but these shills gets paid for watching this
streamers should have to pay a cut of their take to the people whose IP they leech off of
>b-but it's free advertising
it's advertising done without any contract being made between the owner of the IP and the advertiser
I think the only reason no legal precedent has been set is the lawmakers being hopelessly out of touch with tech and therefore new media
where are the good video games?
>perish
what was that
What's with the trend of making games based around animals as of late? Foxes, Cats, Rats etc.
Gothicbros...
didn't mean to quote
Is the volume really low for anyone else?
most games so far look decent suprisingly
OH SHIT SPONGEBOB FOOTAGE
LEGS
chocolate thighs
Thats a kinda short skirt on the black lady
wreckbros, its time for our second game
>New Wreckfest
>Even dumber tracks
>Even dumber vehicles
>Even more vehicle customization
>Tons of new goofy online server options
Don't give me hope.
Revival soon hopefully
Alone in the dark looks super jank
like every alone in the dark?
NO WAY!!!
It's his year.. Right bros..
I really hope Warcraft Dante is in
>Callisto Protocol
>Alone In The Dark
Horrorbros seems to be back
IT'S TIME TO SPLIT!
NO THQ, DON'T REBOOT ALONE IN THE DARK, THERE'S NO AUDIENCE FOR IT
There’s me, motherfricker. I even bought the 2008 game day one in the naive hopes it would be good like New Nightmare and still have that shitty Carnby statue somewhere…
Find that statue, anon, I wanna see
Not mine, but yeah it looks exactly this bad in person. It’s even glued into the base leaning off-centre. At least that bundle also came with the very underrated soundtrack on CD.
I never played any Alone in the Darks. Maybe I'll pick this up.
The first game kinda inspired Resident Evil
yea. Its always been in my backlog of stuff to play. Looks like it went full circle with it using the RE4 over the shoulder TPS.
BOOBA
BOOBA
BOOBS ALERT
HOLY SHIT THEY ACTUALLY DIDN'T CENSOR HER.
>Iso Man Sky
Bedge
AMOGUS
Budget No Man's Sky
Kinda cute ngl
>Natalya's boobs are even bigger than they used to be
based THQ
NO MANS SUS
Darksiders bros... soon
You've got like 5 games, sit the frick down , here's hoping that the Embracer Group gave the Gex rights to THQNordic and they're working on Gex remasters
4 games actually
It's tail time
>Darksiders bros
>bros
>plural
It's literally just you
No, I'm one of the bros
Eh, I'm into Darksiders as well
>Eh
The unanimous reaction to anything darksiders related
Not really
I love darksiders you massive fricking homosexual
It is literally 4 of us
Darksiders 4 is like Darkstalkers 4 never happening
>gothic 1 remake
Who is this for
Apparently
peak Ganker right here
>GOTHIC REMAKE
HOLY SHIT
Dude, it was announced at least a year ago. I think there was even a demo or something, but can't find it right now the Steam page.
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1297900/Gothic_1_Remake/
It was so bad that they had to apologize and delete it.
hey its the kurwa game
THQ is saving gaming
De Blob bros, it's our time
OH WHATS HAPPENING MY HEAD I CANT BELIEVE IT AH BETTER FIGHT THESE MONSTERS WOAH A DINOSAUR
I hate English people so much
We hate you too.
Show the combat gays.
Wait, they are still making that shitty remake? Why?
OPEN THE TRENCH
god i fricking hate spiders.
YO BIOMUTANT 2
LET'S GO
but deus ex doesn't belong to them just yet
SPONGEBOB TRAILER GOT LEAKED EARLY
https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1558168846015422469
>IT LOOKS GOOD
YES
YES
good shit, looks neat
>it has the jump-shadow ring from Crash 4
frickin' noice, one of the few good things from that game
>Patrick is now a floating star (basically a luma)
>Rabbid Lumas in the Mario + Rabbids sequel
>still no Super Mario Galaxy 3
godammit
Why won't they let all 5 remaining Jagged Alliance fans rest in peace?
Rhodesia game. Holy shit.
What, you people don't actually want Spongebob shit, right?
Shut the frick up you moronic gay, Cosmic Shake is the main reason I'm even watching this
>Reddit bob.
Go back.
Hating the most influential animated show of the past 20 years isn't healthy, anon.
Nickelodeon suits royally fricked over the Battle for Bikini Bottom remake, if THQ can make a sequel to it without all that bullshit I'd be happy.
>Nickelodeon suits royally fricked over the Battle for Bikini Bottom remake
how?
unrealistic deadline
rushed it to tie in to the new movie
this led to the game being unfinished with an absurd 7 gig day one update
salt in the wound: the movie was delayed an entire year and got its theatrical cancelled
Nickelodeon gave the devs around 10-12 months to develop the remake. they rushed it so it could release alongside the new 3D Spongebob movie. ....but then that movie got delayed by 6 months (because COVID).
so rushing the remake out the door alongside the movie was all-for-nothing
haha oops :o)
>tfw we gonna get Darksiders 4 with text-to-speech
>co-op
Frick yes
>Jagged Alliance 3
>Jagged Alliance 3
It looks really fun
JAGGED BROS
WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT
new red alert
Jagged Alliance chads, we're coming home
>black knight, literally
>Gascoigne
Deus vult
lmao is this the DEVS VULT game from eightchan q&a
We mobile games now
DEUS VULT
>Dead Island 2 when?
>Deus Vult strategy game
Could be fun
Gotta hand it to THQ for keeping AA games going.
I feel like I like them more than AAA games nowadays
SHE'S CUTE WTF
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GET TO THE WRESTLING GAMES!
If it's like Here Comes the Pain, I'm not going to complain. I wish it wasn't for APW but it's definitely going to be higher quality than their WWE games under THQ classic.
whats the black girls Instagram?
Is twitch quality way better than youtube or is it just me?
>epic
absolutely garbage show not a single good game
>not a single good game
>Destroy all Humans sequel
>Jagged Alliance sequel
>Gothic remake
>Alone in the Dark remake
This is better than any showcase in the last 3 years
frick of THQshill
Is the Gothic remake going to be the same as that demo on steam where the MC doesn't shut the frick up or are they making a remake remake?
it's been canceled.
They completely reworked it.
I think it was an elex 2 demo
have you played Gothic 2 gold chronicles of myrtana mod?
>new Expeditions game never ever
End me
It's not even been a year since the last one
The studio is basically disbanded
Good riddance I say, that's what they get for filling their games with women and Black folk.
The game was great though
I know, anon. It's really sad, but Vikings was the most I could tolerate.
homosexuals too, I forgot about the gays. I don't like them either, but I guess I can't complain that's unrealistic for the Romans.
what why
Most of them went to make NFTs because no money, basically only Jonas (the lead) stayed with THQ since he can't stand NFT shit and just wants to make games
DEAD ISLAND CHADS
OUT TIME IS NOW
When did THQ get so big that they can produce this many games?
theyve aquired a TON of developer studios in the last 6 years or so, quietly
this isn't the old THQ, they just bought the name along with most of their IPs
they're all rts and they have an rts engine already
Nordic games bought out THQ's IPS and then a frickton of small studios
Embracer Group is a really big company
bump
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embracer_Group
They own more studios than any other publisher lol more than Ubi, ea and all others. They are massive.
Hungry publisher eating every cheap ip and studio.
wait its not C&C?
Is that fricking Mick Gordon.
>not C&C
sure
EA owns C&C so it was never gonna be an official C&C game.
who cares, looks good enough to me, IronHarvest was a letdown since it follow coShit style of RTS and not the classic one, NOD GDI bros we're going to a new home
>C&C clone
Frick it, I'll take it.
>3 billion RTS games
Why are they milking the dozen boomer gamers left :s
Where is Titan Quest 2
patience
Wait, a RTS that doesn't look bad? By fricking nu3D Realms? What wrere the chances?
Isnt a game like this coming out now a bit culturally insensitive to the Ukraine war?
Announce good games already, instead of kiddy shit like Spongebob and all these dumb simulator games.
>endless rts games
Zzzzzzz
>endless rts games
REAL SHIT
I miss this genre. It's finally getting revived.
Holy frick enough with the top down knight games guys bring out wrestling and spongboob
>I'm actually enjoying the THQ presentation more than any of the notE3 shows
This industry is grim, but who cares JAGGED ALLIANCE 3
I dont know why but all of these games have an 2000's feeling to it, like the good old OG XBOX times. Authentic feel to it.
>Alone in the Dark reboot
>Jagged Alliance 3
>Destroy All Human 2 remake
>Gothic remake
>Command & Conquer clone
>Crusader kings with kino Anno UI
Absurdly based
Kinda interesting how THQ Nordic is mostly focusing on the PC crowd with these games.
A lot of strategy PC style games
I mean, it's the main audience for their games in general, so it makes sense.
They are filling niche basically almost no one else makes those games anymore.
Everyone else abandoned them in favour of the console "cinematic action experience" crowd, so its essentially free real estate.
>Crusaders of Empires
shit why did it took so long
how many fricking rts games are here goddamn
show a platformer or something else
they did already, biomutant 2 🙂
I think you're better off just waiting for the Nintendo Direct.
Literally Medieval 3 and I'm all for it
>arrows in walls
KINO
KoH bros... We are coming home.
so happy for all four of you
I'm here for the wrasslin' game
>RTS games
>CnC game
LET'S FRICKING GOOOOO
>buy up dozens of old IPs and games on the cheap
>give them solid faithful remakes rather than "lets reinvent it", just fancy up the graphics
>create sequels to those older games after you attract back in nostalgia fans and new fans with those good remakes
>rinse and repeat
frick I love THQ Nordic
>single player AION
WE WON
>Knights of Honor
Thats a name I haven't heard in a long time.
>anthem
ok
Fricking zoomer.
holy shit he said Black person
We don't use that word here.
We do.
HH
he's black he can say it
Oh yea, that new Outcast game they showed awhile ago.
>buttdodge
i've never played outcast, should i play the OG or remake 1?
just got here how far in
thighs
>Cutter's voice still sucks
Jesus, is this boomercore wet dream?
*sips*
damn right it is
check 'em
I want to frick her so bad bros
is she white
is she black
is she spanish???
what the frick is she
she cute but i cant tell what the frick she IS
She's delicious
she's brown and cute
dont care, still came
anglo-caribbean if i had to guess
why do americans always care so much about ethnicity
literally obsessed
You'd be obsessed too if you lacked one.
I dont know either but I know she fricks exclusively BWC and sends all Black folk back to the farm
Either East African or some Anglo-Carribean mix only they have features like this
shes built for my wiener, thats what.
shes english
Colonised Brit.
Rolling for the chocolate elf
She's pretty cute
I want those thighs to sandwich me
>praise the sun
goddamn
What the FRICK
a new Outcast?
What the FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
heels are gay.
I want to lick those chocolate feet
chocolate thighs
MAZELTOV
CAMELOT
homie!
what the frick is this lighting? are they using a 100ft tall diffused lighting wall???
that's what makes AA games AA
Huh I thought Three Fields died
nice
amazing how you guys can stop being racist when you are horny
oh shit is this from the beamng guys?
It's from the creator of Burnout
Boomerkino
>Get home
>Go to Ganker
>See Embracer has a showcase
>First shit I see is Outcast 2
My mind is blown
Bros what are the odds we get Titan Quest 2? Also, what should I play for my new Titan Quest run, Harbinger or Prophet?
>Trackmania clone
Lol, THQ Nordic is basically just replacing all the devs who killed their games off by ruining them.
THQ Nordic seems determined to become the developer of every AA game.
>trackmania defeated
THEY CAN'T STOP
>2004 game showcase
>Deus ex.
They still haven't even concluded the legal move yet. Why would they announce a game already? Squeenix absolutely shit up everything related to Eidos.
im hoping for my guy Kain than womb raider and deus sex
That's a good name
Hoping for a timesplitters remake or reboot
By the way if you havent noticed, the lady isnt real she's an AI generated video highlighting unreal engine 5 capabilities
Does that mean I can frick her with a vr headset?
Is that... a big budget arcade racing game? Finally? In 2022?
>THQ
>Big budget
Have you seen the state of the arcade racing genre?
That doesn't really change much. THQ doesn't make big bucget games.
It puts it into context when your average arcade racer these days is Horizon Chase Turbo or Circuit Superstars.
We had a few lately, like BallisticNG
it's better than big budget. looks like the guys that did wreckfest/beamNG
justwreckmyshiton
trackmania without the two layers of drm.
This is going to sell really well.
Wreckfest is literally the best racing game in over a decade. Buy now.
where is she
the nu-lara story is over
it was a trilogy
>Those rumors of them looking for a 30+ voice actress for Lara.
>Those rumors of them making her have a gay romance.
>Those rumors of her being famous at this point after the prequels, retconning ye olde Lara.
so the new one is definitely taking place after the new trilogy?
That's what the industry leaks are suggesting. The game is in very early development though, so who knows what's true or what will change. I wouldn't expect it until 2025 at the least.
asexual lara is the only way to go, she's too cool for sex
I agree.
THQ Nordic has not completed the purchase from Square Enix yet
Can someone explain to me why people still give THQ Nordic money? They're a literal scam company that only exists to pump out constant memberberries in the form of videogames, except each time it's objectively inferior to the thing they're remaking.
Like deadass, everyone has just completely memoryholed how fricking CRINGE that initial Gothic Remake announcement from 2019 was. And since then THQ Nordic have consistently pushed out wet farts just like all of the other subsidiary companies of Blackro-- I mean, E-Embracer Group.
It's like when Atari got bought out by literal plug n play scamware developers but because of copyright autism no one found out until a decade later. THQ Nordic games are digital c_/ckoldry
That moronic gif just made your entire post irrelevant, sorry.
I want to paint her butt white
>deadass
Opinion discarded
>except each time it's objectively inferior to the thing they're remaking.
The Destroy All Humans remake was better than the original
Hey Tiny Tina's Wonderland was pretty good.
God no.
It also wasn't a THQ Nordic game.
I hope Way of the Hunter is good. Call of the Wild needs competition
>wreckfest for iToddlers announced
>gta online zoomershit racer inatead of wreckfest 2
wreckfestbros... we lost...
My poor fricking wallet.
Jesus, im actually pretty hyped for this car racing game.
Was that another player actually live editing the tracks and can try to frick you over?
Doubt it was that nice. It's probably some shit like twitch integration
She cute
Must... not... betray my ancestors...
That is why God invited anal, and why black girls love it.
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
Those legs damn
frick
post her Instagram pls
https://www.instagram.com/elleosiliwood/
cute
Nice smile
Thanks very much.
muh dick
why don't american black women look like this?
Becuase your ancestors racemixed.
what's up with the music
Can you hunt the most dangerous game of all?
a way of the hunter let's fricking gooooooo!!!!!
>All these people talking about Timesplitters
Bros.. Don't give me hope...
It dumb though, Timespiltter would be with Koch Media, not THQ
Anon...
I'm not the one saying that, dumbasses
https://twitter.com/thqnordic/status/1380152678039310337
but they own that
>Stream is nothing but Eurojank
Are THQ Nordic, dare I say, /ourguys/?
Always have been
I always buy these hunting games play for an hour then never start them again
movie
>Hunter Call of the Wild ripoff
Weird.
Not much of a ripoff when it has the original devs making it.
Is it the original devs?
Didn't know that.
Call of the Wild without the dlc raping?
>rival that does unethical hunting
God damn imagine how pink her pussy is.
>skim back through the stream
>The Valiant
>Oh wow a crusades mmo
>looks like some casual tier "rts" lite with asshomosexual elements like abilities
I don't like this.
Holy shit realistic hunting games are so cringe just play Big Buck Arcade
>hunting game
>final boss is man
game
boss is the ultimate apex predator
I kneel
>people in the chat who are uncomprehending of a showcase of non triple A games made for enthusiasts of those smaller niches
weird, but hey THQ are based for this
RTS? that's 3D realms' big announcement? ffs
alone in the dark looks like a jank indie game hmmmm
That's basically every game THQ publishes.
>it's the same trailer
disappointing
>WWE game
Not my thing but I suppose it's for someone
its for our girl xe James Stephanie Sterling!
AEW actually.
Jagged Alliance looked a bit lifeless, but I don't care. I even bought Rage!, and I knew I'd hate it.
I just want a decent new Jagged Alliance game.
>no release date
Frick off
Imagine being CM Punk and you leave the MMA after a string of humiliating losses to go back to wrestling and then the AEW game has you jobbing to a diva.
IMAGINE being that cuck.
Now i want a Bellator game
Make it happen
Tony almost lost his mind because of mini games
Anything of note announced thus far?
No.
>you can use metal bats
sold.
THQ is pure soul, bros!
>ACTUAL survival horror that RE drpped after RE7 and RE2make for some action shooters
>Wreckfest
>Gothic
>Destroy all Humans 2 (now with bigger boobs)
>Knights of Honor 2
>CnC clone
>Jagged Alliance 3
>Outcast 2
Can't believe I lived long enough to see THQ save western gaming of all companies
>CnC clone
Which one? I missed the majority of the show.
The only one that doesnt look jank
Tempest Rising
>KWAB
WHEN WHEN WHEN
Believe anon
It's amazing how good TQ aged, visually.
that was the worst trailer ive ever seen
the horrible corny dialogue with god awful deliver
the shit quality of the game itself
what the hell was that
that was the worst thing ever
>Destruction all stars at home
So would you guys consider these games the current version of AA or "middle market" titles?
Yes thats entire thq nordic strategy to shit out aa projects with some small amount aaa here and there
AA, given the absolute state of AAA gaming.
pretty much. They are definitely bigger than indies and have publisher support but they don't have look they have AAA production budgets.
Yea. They're clearly aimed towards a specific audience without being aimed towards everyone at the same time.
It's why AA is better than AAA, unironically.
I think AA is always gonna be better than AAA, but it's not because of the games. It's because that environment where small publishers can consistently pump out whatever they want just means better for the entire indsutry.
Like, if we're going by the traditional definition, guys like RareWare and Crystal Dynamics were never AAA, not in the slightest. Hell, I wouldn't even consider Sega's NAOMI days to be AAA games.
beta test sign up
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1366850/Stuntfest__World_Tour/
>Someone in chat said "2 gta like racing games wtf"
>The arcade racing genre is in such fricking shambles that the only exposure zoomers have to it is GTAV
Goes to show how dead the genre was prior
Which is weird because Asphalt was always a big thing for mobile devices
No one actually plays mobile games outside of match 3 casual games and gacha games.
SHADOWXISTERS?! IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS!!
THE SPONGE
IT'S HERE
Thq sucks ass
SPONGEBROS
Are ya ready kids?
>nu-baby Spongebob style
DROPPED
AHHHHHHHH-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
>that cartwheel move
Movie game bros...we've been...acknowledged...................
HOLY SOVL
>HOLY SOVL
HOLY SOVL
>HOLY SOVL
HOLY SOVL
>HOLY SOVL
HOLY SOVL
>HOLY SOVL
HOLY SOVL
>HOLY SOVL
HOLY SOVL
>HOLY SOVL
HOLY SOVL
>HOLY SOVL
spongebob VA sounds off
why does every game have such intense lighting
fortnite effect
It looks like every game is illuminated by a single light source that's very bright and it's causing very harsh shadows and blown out colors
It makes the games look very cheap like they were created by an intern who just booted up unreal engine for the first time
Catering to nostalgic "boom n gloom" gays.
There's this autistic belief among Millennials that EVERY game from the 7th generation onward is a gray / sepia muddy mess, so instead of focusing on what matters like art direction and contrast, THQ Nordic just saturates the shit out of everything.
SpongeBob lore is about as deep as it gets.
>THEY BROUGHT THE TIKIS BACK
i wanna frick miss puff
>no release date
damnnnn
Jan 24th apparently
>that's it
Does anyone have list of all the games?
no deus ex for you
>kcd 2
NO TITAN Quest 2 WTFFFFF
ffs no Kingdom Come 2
>Ganker stops being racist when the black woman is attractive
Yes.
Have you considered that you might not actually be racist at all and just hate ugly people?
ture, hate myself
never said I'am racist, I hate propaganda
It could be, I find the races I dislike uglier. However that's a chicken and egg situation. Perhaps I think they are ugly because I hate them.
Beauty is subjective after all.
Yes
"black"
>black
<black
>attractive
something you'll never be troony
Yes.
if it has a pair of real breasts my dick is going in it
I'm racist, not a homosexual.
Watched this last night for the first time
Amazing
They dont make them with that much soul anymore
you can't be racist if you hate everyone
Exactly
no shit, idiot
>Americans are at work and the mutt incels are still in bed.
/misc/ will be awake in an hour. Don't worry, the angry "I HATE WOKE!" threads are coming.
you're moronic.
She's a tanned european.
>No Darksiders
FRICK
>announce the showcase months in advance
>that's it
That was fricking it???
There was more interesting stuff in that showcase than was at E3 the past five years combined. What are you talking about, "that's it?"
A grand majority of it was things already announced and the rest was janky looking trash outside of the CnC rip-off.
>PEARL
holy shit pearl is finally in a game
THANK YOU BASED THQ
CHOCOLATE LEGSA!
It alright.
>mfw
>i cant wait to get probing
>EUUGHHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
she wants to be probed
>second showcase since nvdida leak
>still no titan quest 2
25 games still unannounced though
>south park
eh
>New South Park game
Wait what?
>no tak
Well, it figures.
I missed it, anything good?
THAT'S IT???
Also nice to see South Park get a confirmation of a game
>oh I missed it
qrd? it ended right when I went to it.
99% RTS games
1% sponge
give me names of games instead of percentages
Tempest Rising is all you need to know.
only tempest looks good, Alone and Gothic looks like jank shit
has you played the canceled game between Gothic one and two?
is it a shmup?
it's not!Command and Conquer
frick yeah I gotta check that out
25 unannounced games in development, eh?
You know what that was pretty alright.
it's over takchads
Even a new South Park game? What the frick?
>new spongebob is 60fps
all i needed to hear
we got too wienery, bros...
goddamn if this image is real then thq must be the least woke western dev
>Saints Row
>Zoomer pandering is woke.
Checks out.
Anon, Saints Row is published by Deep Silver.
The ORIGINAL THQ owned Saints Row, THQ Nordic does not.
Yep. But both are under Embracer.
they're totally different development teams
Yeah, I know.
It is not fair!
What's this supposed to be?
leaked character designs from a wall in Free Radical's office
original thread: https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/601315703
titan jest 2
>homies here thinking they'd showcase Timespiltters
now that's just splitting hairs
like bethesda saying they're not making a new Doom because technically id is, LOL
Yeah but it doesn't mean they'd showcase it during a THQ showcase dumbass, they'd do it during a Koch Media showcase
stop deadnaming Koch Media anon it's really offensive
Offense these nuts
lolololololol
oh anon xDDD
yeah they're not even rich compared to the financial institutions
Gamescom is literally like what two weeks away and dorito pope has show with audience there. Its obvious if they will announce IP like Darksiders or TimeSplitters its going to be there.
Who the frick buy those Bob Sponge games?
SpongeBob Cosmic Shake's worlds:
>Wild West Jellyfish Fields
>Movie-Set Downtown
>Prehistoric Kelp Forest
>Halloween Rock Bottom,
>Gary's dream? I guess?
>unknown
>unknown
what should the last 2 be?
Well, that was refreshing, its breeze of fresh air compared to the troony/homosexual/nogdiversityjewed reiddled ~~*american*~~ and israelitebisoft games.
more SpongeBob screenshots in here:
https://blog.playstation.com/2022/08/12/spongebob-squarepants-the-cosmic-shake-announced/
Darksiders bros... We lost...
As long as Airship Syndicate isn't working on a DS game I don't care.
Gunfire can go frick themselves.
>As long as Airship Syndicate isn't working on a DS game I don't care.
But they've made the only good Darksiders game after 2. Gunfire has yet to prove they can actually handle this franchise.
>Gunfire has yet to prove
They already failed with 3
True, but I'm willing to give them another chance.
>actual attractive woman in western game
i kneel THQ sama
in the thumbnail I thought this was Ratchets head on a womans body
bros help me decide on harbinger or prophet for my titan quest run
harbinger
another thread for those that wanna keep the conversation goin':
elex sucks ass