There are so many good games to play, but I just wanna snooze.

There are so many good games to play, but I just wanna snooze.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    same

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depressing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yup.

      this is me after staying up for too many nights over 4 years to work on assignments and chatting with the colonials
      now I can barely do anything

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      finally get the drive to do something after all day, it's too close to bed time so I just sleep anyway

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To live on the edge, you must be willing to live in the dark.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yup.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get some exercise

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can't, I gotta snooze.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >1:30pm
      rookie numbers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based. My new apartment has my bedroom windows facing a hallway. I can wake up at any hour at not know if it’s AM or PM, even after checking my phone. I’ve had to Google “What time is it” six times in the last month.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I don't fear death. It's just one big nap without any obligations. Sounds comfy.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a cat who loves to snooze

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      garfield you fat cat
      you are so big and fat
      why are you so fat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i ate those snooze

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just play palworld dude
    your pal will keep you awake

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got a new job and everyone my age has so many experiences and fun stories to tell while I'm a virgin who's done nothing but sleep for the decade since school.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Make shit up using other people's stories as a basis. Usually works.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, no. I can bullshit and afaik they buy it, unless everyone can tell and they're just being super polite. What's bothering me is that I feel like a total broken loser.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe you should stop being a lying pos then. You gain nothing from lying and you're clearly bothered by it, go out and have "experiences", you'll soon see it's all the same either way.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sleeping

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I wish I could fall asleep and not wake up until I die

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just sometimes? I go to bed everyday wishing I could stay asleep forever.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why would you want to wake up when you die?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like a plan. Sleep -> death -> wake up -> stay alive forever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I feel it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it feels like at least 50% of the general population feels this way with genuine sincerity

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that's what happens when nobody feels any connection to their community and they're forced to work for 40+ hrs a week at a job they hate

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody in this thread has a job

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              speak for yourself, my night shift has completely fricked my sleeping so that I'm dead 24/7

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I wish I could fall asleep and not wake up until I die

      >yfw

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, my fellow /SnoozeKings/ discussing their based and redpilled napping habits. Tell me, fellow /REMCHADS/ how goes the /cocoonmaxxing/? These colder months really do benefit from it, I dare say!

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based sleepgod. I live in a suburban shithole where at 7:00 all the mexicans start mowing everybody's lawns. This goes on for 10 hours. Everyday. 10 hours of constant mowing. I was suicidal until I bought some earplugs and now I'm a fellow snoozelord.

  10. 1 month ago
    >>262287217

    I want to stay asleep but I keep waking up so early

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Awake
    >Don't want to go to sleep
    >Sleeping
    >Don't want to wake up
    Society.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    12 hours asleep and 12 hours browsing Ganker
    my usual schedule

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm like an npc whose pathway goes from my bed to my pc and back

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I more often than not want to go on a run when I'm awake, but right now it's too cold to do that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Run until you aren't cold anymore, dumdum. Or kill something and wear it's skin to keep warm, stupid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my favorite part of cold weather running is
      >"damn it's cold, guess I'll wear a sweater"
      >"damn now that I'm running I'm burning up in this sweater"
      >*takes off sweater while running*
      >"frick it's still cold as shit"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kek
        I don't run but I have no issues with going to the skatepark at 10 below. This is always the problem. Do I look cool for the camera or wear a damn jacket so I don't get a cold... decisions, decisions

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got up today to drink beer and stare at a phone that nobody calls. I'm going to play a game I don't like, eat the only food I can afford and blackout in a few hours. I will wake up in 12 hours and do this again.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dont get enough sleep
    >groggy miserable cant sit down without wanting to close my eyes
    >get enough sleep
    >wake up with constant exhausting headache, makes me just want to lay down again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >4pm Saturday
    >feel sleepy already despite waking up at 10am
    aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh I'm nappiiiiiiiiiing

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just have kids

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      With whom?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    real snooze hours

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I ordered junk food again. I miss my childhood friends so much. I just want to die from a heart attack already.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried vigorously gooning after slam-drinking a 4pack of Red Bull?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >doordashed junk food and alcohol while high instead of just making a meal beforehand
      >again
      MR. SELF DESTRUCT

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to feel sleepy constantly and would always find myself dozing off all throughout the day.
    Then I started using a sleeping mask. Blocking out the light made a huge difference. I sleep much better and don't feel tired during the day like I used to.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This just seems like it would make me more moronic. Lets see what I roll

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Americans are responsible for this you can only blame yourself

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >want to game
    >Eyes are so heavy

    How do you counter that snooze spell anons?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Excercise, it's literally all it takes

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >download a new album and listen to it
    Everything else on the list can be a form of self improvement, but sitting idle and listening to music is procrastination. The only way that would be useful is if you're a musician looking for inspiration

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ok groomer

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These are symptoms of depression.
    Go se a doctor.
    I took antidepressant for less than a year and i no longer take 4 hours worth of naps every day and have played more games in the last year than the last 3 years before it.
    Antidepressant are not a lifelong thing i stooped taking them after 9 months. They just take a while to kick in like you will feel a slight difference after a month.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anti depressants only made my life worse

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't feel sad though.
      Everyone seems to tell me I'm depressed but I just feel tired. I don't like going out, getting up, or doing anything, and I drag myself out at the last minute to get to my job, but I'm mostly content. They say not wanting to go make friends, do social activities, cut your hair, and eat or drink is a sign of depression, but I just want to lie down on a soft surface and not get up. Going out is a pain, people are annoying and dirty. I'm like an old pet, but I don't think that makes me depressed. It's true I don't play as much games, but it's not like I dislike them, I'm just too stingy with my time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Depression is not just being sad.
        Lack of drive to do anything is also a sign of depression.
        It just gets worse over time and then you no longer know how to feel happiness and in worse cases get suicidal thoughts.
        I never reached the suicidal stage but i did feel like id be happier if i did not wake up tomorrow.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You may also just have parasites instead of depression

          I figure it's just a combo of laziness, germaphobia, and my body always waking after like 4 hours of sleep, producing lethargy. Sleeping forever would be uncomfortable but I could do with half a day if I was able to. I'm alright.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You may also just have parasites instead of depression

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    oshit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well see you bros in 3 hours

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >crushing your wiener and balls
    Not comfy.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't sleep for more than 5 hours. I sleep at 11, I wake up at 4, or 5am. Its been years since I've had a full 8 hours sleep.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know that feel.
    Rimworld managed to get me out of that rut, and now I'm giving palworld a go.
    It's alright.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I stayed up until 12:30 playing vidya, then laid in bed reading a book and couldn’t fall asleep until after 4. Now I’m exhausted but I already committed to going on an outing with my family today.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No good game is worthy enough to replace your snooze. Snooze away, anon!

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    *rolls something that is already a hobby of mine*

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >le im so depressed
    And you wonder why people find you lame.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Quick while he's asleep!

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Billions Must

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    rollan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I already did that. ROLLAN

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    let's roll-oll-oll-oll

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped drinking soda this week and I already feel 100x more awake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i cant even fathom drinking soda sludge anymore. good for you for stopping, its probably as bad as cigarettes if youre drinking multiple sodas a day

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I quit cause my mom told me to

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nicotine has positive effects so sodas are definitely worse

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like smoker cope

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >drink nothing but well water my entire life
        >had two kidney stones by the time I was an adult
        >my 57 yr old father drinks ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE but mountain dew his entire life
        >never had a single kidney stone

        ITS NOT FAIR

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well water has loads of mineral in it you absolute moron. I have to buy crates of bottled water because even after I filter the well water TWICE it still has dangerous amounts of iron in it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            mmm migroblastics good binerals bad :DDD

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well Water is usually bad for you because the mineral content is usually too high for your body to properly process it. I'm on well water but it is used for pretty much everything but drinking, which is why I have a water dispenser and have to buy those big water jugs.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Get a water softener.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sucks how one day you wake up and are just tired forever

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Frick you janny I can still see this post, rolling

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Learn to lucid dream and play those games during that.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do this and imagine the pillow is my ex gf's but

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i like sleeping but i hate being tired

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    name one

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Days off
    >Wake up at like 4 AM and have no issues getting up
    >Workdays
    >Wake up at 5AM and struggle to get out of bed
    >I still go to bed around the same time even if I am off
    I guess work just physically drains you before you even go.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it be like that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy my job and have no problems getting up to go, that being said, every day has become the same.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the hell do people last the entire day without laying down or getting in bed at least once before actually going to bed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My body isn't so weak that I need to rest from just existing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I only sleep three hours a night and I work construction for 10 hours a day too
      Yeah I'm hoping I die soon. Really need that eternal rest.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker hates video games, every new game is shit, society has failed us
    >by some strange coincidence Ganker is also full of depressed losers
    weird huh

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >do pushups
    >with torn ligament in shoulder
    haha

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw power napper
    give me 30 mins of nap and i can run a triathlon

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to just snooze today and it nearly made me miss my new PSU delivery for the 3rd time

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