>there is an important thing we have to fight about. >let us therefore take off our shirts

>there is an important thing we have to fight about
>let us therefore take off our shirts
Why are they always like this?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's less stuff to grab onto you fucking retard, god you fags are so retarded

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they also take their pants off?
      Surely they're not gay enough to be grabbing onto each others cocks then, right?
      Also, while we're at it... Why didn't they also just rip their hairs out?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        only reason you would grapple his pants is if you want to suck his cock you massive gay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like a good strategy to confuse the shit out of your opponent before landing the decisive knockout hit on him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His pants only come off for steaming.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If youve never stripped down and sucked and fucked a guys cock you havent scrapped

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Except you can still grab enemies like normal in these kinds of fights

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's cool and manly

      Why didn't they also take their pants off?
      Surely they're not gay enough to be grabbing onto each others cocks then, right?
      Also, while we're at it... Why didn't they also just rip their hairs out?

      It's to show off there tattoo's, as they are unique to each Yakuza and show there power level

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if some grunt gets a stupid tattoo like a fish and then gets stronger?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The ink reforms itself into a dragon by pure force of will.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's cool and manly

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because they have cool as fuck back tattoos that are symbolic to their characters and stories

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's soul.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movie games but it's okay when Japan does it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but it's okay when Japan does it
      Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 yakuza has more gameplay the every last of us game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The worst Yakuza is far better than TLOU, BG3 or Starshitar

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Their baring their dragons, the source of their strength. If they were two swordsmen would you expect them to keep their swords sheathed for their final battle? Of course not. The same logic applies here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only right answer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >swords sheathed for their final battle
      there's an entire style dedicated to drawing your sword from the sheathe

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They need to be shirtless to activate their JO crystals

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im pretty sure its so you can see the gnarly Yakuza tattoos.
    They dont just give them to anybody over there, and they might fuck you up if you show off a tattoo thats claimed by them and you didnt earn it

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have a beatiful tattoo that takes 100 hours to complete
    >never show it

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I watch Lords of the locker room?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Moose

    Because it's cool.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >roided out ape body
      is this unironically what women like seeing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Femanon here, yes. Sorry, but your "dad bod" is just fat and gross.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck off you disgusting gay.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its the gentlemanly way, so you dont get blood on your silk shirt

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They wear expensive shirts

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rule of cool. But in real life you do it so the other person can't grab you by the shirt.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hokuto No Ken Law

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >villain could have been kiryu's best friend under different circumstances
    >villiain isnt actually a villain
    >villain turns out to be a bro and actually survives the game
    >unassuming background character is actually the villain
    >villain betrays other villain to help you (sort of)
    god i love these games

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