There's a problem at the office. Can you come in early?
There's a problem at the office. Can you come in early?
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csgo rendition of office is disgusting
>NEW THING BAD
or maybe it is just bad, ever consider that?
Yet there's no reason given.
>wait one and a half minutes until everyone used their smokes
>rush in because time is getting short
>get mowed down by terrorists
>criticisms cancel themselves out
How old does CSGO have to get before calling it shit is no longer NEW THING BAD?
How about giving a reason for it being shit?
I've played a lot more CS:GO than I have Source at this point, but I certainly still think GO's reload animations look stiff and gross, and many of its maps and assets, like the new Train, look strangely sci-fi-esque
Source office was peak CS kino
>average retarded cs:go player's reaction to literally anyone saying their boring soulless trash game is inferior to what came before
you know your game is a retard incubation chamber when the league of legends playerbase crossover is 1:1
I'm still waiting for a reason.
It's almost 10 years old
I don't think I ever saw it in the brief time I messed with GO, I do know the drawers aren't physics objects like they are in source, what's otherwise wrong with it?
he's probably talking about the lack of physical entities overall and the downgraded windows
Wait does that mean you can't hide in the filing cabinets?
it clearly is cs_office dude
>90% of the map is never even used since it all comes down to the corridor or the elevator hall AWP duck shooting
CS suck so much.
I always take the long way around the back, both for the element of surprise, to use more of the map, and to avoid the initial half-the-team-dead volley exchange.
Based and same, it felt more like I was some super tactical counter terrorist sneaking in rather than barging right in. I'd still usually get dropped almost immediately, but still.
CS needs a weapon ban feature.
I wonder if Source 2 is even gonna have hostage rescue. It's the most forgotten mode by Valve after all.
>zoomers don't even remember as_
I just remember as_residentevil and I don't even remember what it was about
VIP escort maps.
Right. The only ones I played are the oil rig map and the func_vehicles where terrorists drove bikes
The AI was more fun than just carrying a stale ass corpse around.
boring as fuck, i'd take shitty pathfinding over that.
wait, cs go doesn't have hostage rescue?
It does but because it requires you actually play the objective, compfags don't like it.
the problem with hostage is that it is one sided
ct have to storm in, get hostage, and storm the rescue site. terrorists defend the whole time.
in de maps the terrorists rush in and then have to defend while the cts first defend and then have to rush in. its more dynamic gameplay wise.
thats why it is called "counter strike"
hostage mode existed long before defuse mode was even a thing, so that's not why it's called counter-strike.
the problem with hostage mode is mostly with how dogshit the maps are, not the game mode itself. most hostage maps in CSGO are absolutely dogshit, because the hostages are placed in the same area so the Ts don't have to split up like the CTs do in DE maps.
office, militia, italy, assault and even agency are incredibly T sided because of that. it certainly doesn't help that the economy and weapons are in favor of the Ts and that the CTs have to always be on the offensive.
There was someone that converted de_dust2 into a hostage map and it worked out surprisingly well because the map itself is well balanced and because one hostage was on each bombsite. He also did something that most hostage maps don't do, which was adding 2 rescue zones to force the Ts to split up again once a hostage is taken.
yeah I don't get the theme for Train but I guess they're trying to appeal to zoomers like they're doing with the skins
office, assault, italy, militia, compound and agency are one of the greatest maps if the T's come out and seek the fight instead of staying in corners. sadly there is no incentive for this. I think the main problem is that the hostages are placed where the T's spawn, instead more of the middle of the map.
I love hostage mode in would like to see more maps being made for it, the problem is how they are designed with their spawn layout.
Sadly, due to the name HOSTAGE, why should Ts have to also rush to a hostage THEY took? Its their advantage, CT has to figure "rescue hostage or defeat T".
change it to Civilian then
>I think the main problem is that the hostages are placed where the T's spawn, instead more of the middle of the map.
Retard that is literally the point of the game mode. They wouldn't be hostages if Ts didn't have initial control over them, wouldn't they? Think, defusal-brain, think.
Have multiple extraction sites then, one at CT spawn and another one where if the Ts aren't proactive it's much easier for the CTs to extract. Fake outs and gameplay would be much more cerebral than bomb.
This map was so cash when playing Prop Hunt. Some of the props were small enough to clip underneath the snow textures and become invisible.
I enter through the window.
>they always want to play dust
>I want office
>I'll rescue you, hostages!
>not a single headshot
Who needs headshots when you have MORE BULLETS?
What is it about the source engine that is so comfy?
Which admittedly valve themselves have been steadily replacing with models so that sucks.
I ask myself that all the time. Honestly, I wish graphics just stopped there because it's entirely sufficient, and games wouldn't take 6 fucking years and half a billion dollars to make.
baked lighting + low poly models + quake movement
No you pay me for 40 hours, you get 40 hours.
Who gave you this number anyway
god I remember when I was in an entry level technician job (no salary yet) at this solar lab and these gays would literally try to get me to come in on the weekends constantly because I was the only one willing, and was young was looking for career.
What an absolute joke. Don't let your superiors cuck you like I did. You give these managers an inch, and they will take a mile from you.
Like trust me, theres a difference between occasionally coming in on the weekend to fix some shit, and some gay constantly begging you to come in every sunday because we are behind due to the awful management of the department.
I should've just learned python when was 19 goddamn man.
>mfw called sick that day and dodged being an hostage
Office is the best map in csgo miles ahead of dust2 and mirage in terms of quality.
The fact that nobody plays on it most of the time is a crime.
I don't wanna work.
I really like Assault.
I work remotely.
What office? Who are you, and why do you talk to me? Piss off, buddy. I'm retired.
Door or window?
Far Left window, the wildcard option
I come around the back through the little tunnel and side office
other direction through the window in the courtyard
i actually like ancient
>played CS Source so much between 2005-2010 that I can't get into CSGO
Great times, before all the bullshit skin monitization of today.
Same except for me it's 1.6. Even source felt like soulless crap for me when it came out. CSGO is just indescribably bad.
>Can you come in early?
>phone auto directs to voice mail
no, get fucked
It's them hackers again, isn't it?
For me it's safehouse
>safest house in america
CT or T?
I did enjoy that map.
>There's a problem at home, can you come home from the office early?
The home? What is it?
It's a big building with terrorists, but that's not important right now.
I enter though the window, not the door.
Straight off the rip bro this house is a HELL RIDE. This house fucking sucks.
Trying to get more into CSGO. Are there any more casual and not so serious servers out there?
>sorry boss, i’m in kz_adv_underground; my pto has been on the schedule for weeks
the return of func_vehicle?
I'm making a horrible mistake
Actually is that battle royale mode still a thing I actually kind of liked that
>No 24/7 office servers in GO
>Barely any 24/7 community servers besides Dust 2
God damn CSGO is gay. Fucking comp gays ruined this game.
>css office and havana
Bomb has been planted.
WHERE'S THE BOMB? WHERE'S THE BOMB? WHERE'S THE BOMB? WHERE'S THE BOMB? WHERE'S THE BOMB?
It's over in the slide set!
best valve game is zombie panic, co-op horror, free on steam
What do they even do at 52375?
Pretty lazy name for a company really
Spot of bother at the bank, I say, spot of bother. Might you object to popping into work for a spell?
But I work at the gas station.
So come into work
I always go through the shop
for me its gotta be ze_parking
with a side of Grand Boat Escape
and of course, chicken lords tower
& who could forget Paranoia?
mako reactor, the one and only
pirates of the carribean and Predator ultimate? fuck yeah. shoutout to jurassic park
icecap escape? a standard, no question
paper escaper, now thats one for the ages
elevator escape, what a sleeper hit!
i gotta be honest lois... i did not care for surfing facility
i always hated ze_parking
surf_facility was fun tbh, the pre2 version because you could exploit the timers / teleports and fly over the top of the ending.
>dust (not 2)
Best CS maps
you forgot office and assault
I like the more solid building maps over street ones.
its a fun prophunt map
Looks like a job for Markku.