There's a problem at the office. Can you come in early?

There's a problem at the office. Can you come in early?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No proble-

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    csgo rendition of office is disgusting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >NEW THING BAD

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        or maybe it is just bad, ever consider that?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yet there's no reason given.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >wait one and a half minutes until everyone used their smokes
            >rush in because time is getting short
            >get mowed down by terrorists
            >repeat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's almost 10 years old

        >criticisms cancel themselves out
        How old does CSGO have to get before calling it shit is no longer NEW THING BAD?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How about giving a reason for it being shit?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've played a lot more CS:GO than I have Source at this point, but I certainly still think GO's reload animations look stiff and gross, and many of its maps and assets, like the new Train, look strangely sci-fi-esque

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Source office was peak CS kino

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >average moronic cs:go player's reaction to literally anyone saying their boring soulless trash game is inferior to what came before
        you know your game is a moron incubation chamber when the league of legends playerbase crossover is 1:1

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm still waiting for a reason.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost 10 years old

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think I ever saw it in the brief time I messed with GO, I do know the drawers aren't physics objects like they are in source, what's otherwise wrong with it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he's probably talking about the lack of physical entities overall and the downgraded windows

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wait does that mean you can't hide in the filing cabinets?
        Fricking unplayable

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Home

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it clearly is cs_office dude

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >90% of the map is never even used since it all comes down to the corridor or the elevator hall AWP duck shooting
    CS suck so much.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I always take the long way around the back, both for the element of surprise, to use more of the map, and to avoid the initial half-the-team-dead volley exchange.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Based and same, it felt more like I was some super tactical counter terrorist sneaking in rather than barging right in. I'd still usually get dropped almost immediately, but still.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      CS needs a weapon ban feature.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Source 2 is even gonna have hostage rescue. It's the most forgotten mode by Valve after all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomers don't even remember as_

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just remember as_residentevil and I don't even remember what it was about

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          VIP escort maps.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Right. The only ones I played are the oil rig map and the func_vehicles where terrorists drove bikes

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The AI was more fun than just carrying a stale ass corpse around.
            boring as frick, i'd take shitty pathfinding over that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wait, cs go doesn't have hostage rescue?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it does

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It does but because it requires you actually play the objective, compgays don't like it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the problem with hostage is that it is one sided
          ct have to storm in, get hostage, and storm the rescue site. terrorists defend the whole time.
          in de maps the terrorists rush in and then have to defend while the cts first defend and then have to rush in. its more dynamic gameplay wise.
          thats why it is called "counter strike"

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            hostage mode existed long before defuse mode was even a thing, so that's not why it's called counter-strike.
            the problem with hostage mode is mostly with how dogshit the maps are, not the game mode itself. most hostage maps in CSGO are absolutely dogshit, because the hostages are placed in the same area so the Ts don't have to split up like the CTs do in DE maps.
            office, militia, italy, assault and even agency are incredibly T sided because of that. it certainly doesn't help that the economy and weapons are in favor of the Ts and that the CTs have to always be on the offensive.

            There was someone that converted de_dust2 into a hostage map and it worked out surprisingly well because the map itself is well balanced and because one hostage was on each bombsite. He also did something that most hostage maps don't do, which was adding 2 rescue zones to force the Ts to split up again once a hostage is taken.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              yeah I don't get the theme for Train but I guess they're trying to appeal to zoomers like they're doing with the skins

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              office, assault, italy, militia, compound and agency are one of the greatest maps if the T's come out and seek the fight instead of staying in corners. sadly there is no incentive for this. I think the main problem is that the hostages are placed where the T's spawn, instead more of the middle of the map.
              I love hostage mode in would like to see more maps being made for it, the problem is how they are designed with their spawn layout.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sadly, due to the name HOSTAGE, why should Ts have to also rush to a hostage THEY took? Its their advantage, CT has to figure "rescue hostage or defeat T".

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                change it to Civilian then

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I think the main problem is that the hostages are placed where the T's spawn, instead more of the middle of the map.
                moron that is literally the point of the game mode. They wouldn't be hostages if Ts didn't have initial control over them, wouldn't they? Think, defusal-brain, think.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Have multiple extraction sites then, one at CT spawn and another one where if the Ts aren't proactive it's much easier for the CTs to extract. Fake outs and gameplay would be much more cerebral than bomb.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This map was so cash when playing Prop Hunt. Some of the props were small enough to clip underneath the snow textures and become invisible.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I enter through the window.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >they always want to play dust
    >I want office

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll rescue you, hostages!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not a single headshot
      Pretty accurate

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Who needs headshots when you have MORE BULLETS?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is it about the source engine that is so comfy?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Brush work.
      Which admittedly valve themselves have been steadily replacing with models so that sucks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I ask myself that all the time. Honestly, I wish graphics just stopped there because it's entirely sufficient, and games wouldn't take 6 fricking years and half a billion dollars to make.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      baked lighting + low poly models + quake movement

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No you pay me for 40 hours, you get 40 hours.
    Who gave you this number anyway

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    god I remember when I was in an entry level technician job (no salary yet) at this solar lab and these homosexuals would literally try to get me to come in on the weekends constantly because I was the only one willing, and was young was looking for career.
    What an absolute joke. Don't let your superiors cuck you like I did. You give these managers an inch, and they will take a mile from you.

    Like trust me, theres a difference between occasionally coming in on the weekend to fix some shit, and some homosexual constantly begging you to come in every sunday because we are behind due to the awful management of the department.
    I should've just learned python when was 19 goddamn man.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw called sick that day and dodged being an hostage

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Office is the best map in csgo miles ahead of dust2 and mirage in terms of quality.
    The fact that nobody plays on it most of the time is a crime.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't wanna work.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I really like Assault.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Salted pork?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I work remotely.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What office? Who are you, and why do you talk to me? Piss off, buddy. I'm retired.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Door or window?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Far Left window, the wildcard option

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I come around the back through the little tunnel and side office

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      other direction through the window in the courtyard

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i actually like ancient

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >played CS Source so much between 2005-2010 that I can't get into CSGO
    Great times, before all the bullshit skin monitization of today.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same except for me it's 1.6. Even source felt like soulless crap for me when it came out. CSGO is just indescribably bad.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Can you come in early?
    >phone auto directs to voice mail
    no, get fricked

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot
      >I'm here!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dat fov

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's them hackers again, isn't it?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's safehouse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >safest house in america

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      CT or T?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I did enjoy that map.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >There's a problem at home, can you come home from the office early?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The home? What is it?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's a big building with terrorists, but that's not important right now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I enter though the window, not the door.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Straight off the rip bro this house is a HELL RIDE. This house fricking sucks.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to get more into CSGO. Are there any more casual and not so serious servers out there?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Such as?

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sorry boss, i’m in kz_adv_underground; my pto has been on the schedule for weeks

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the return of func_vehicle?

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm making a horrible mistake

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Actually is that battle royale mode still a thing I actually kind of liked that

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://gamebanana.com/mods/92609

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >No 24/7 office servers in GO
    >Barely any 24/7 community servers besides Dust 2
    God damn CSGO is gay. Fricking comp homosexuals ruined this game.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >css office and havana
    peak soul

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bomb has been planted.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WHERE'S THE BOMB? WHERE'S THE BOMB? WHERE'S THE BOMB? WHERE'S THE BOMB? WHERE'S THE BOMB?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's over in the slide set!

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    comfy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oh man

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    best valve game is zombie panic, co-op horror, free on steam

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >valve game

      moron

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What do they even do at 52375?

    Pretty lazy name for a company really

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Spot of bother at the bank, I say, spot of bother. Might you object to popping into work for a spell?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But I work at the gas station.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So come into work

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I always go through the shop

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    for me its gotta be ze_parking
    with a side of Grand Boat Escape
    and of course, chicken lords tower
    & who could forget Paranoia?
    lotr?? mmm....soul.
    mako reactor, the one and only
    pirates of the carribean and Predator ultimate? frick yeah. shoutout to jurassic park
    icecap escape? a standard, no question
    paper escaper, now thats one for the ages
    biohazard....yessss sirrrr
    elevator escape, what a sleeper hit!

    i gotta be honest lois... i did not care for surfing facility

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i always hated ze_parking
      surf_facility was fun tbh, the pre2 version because you could exploit the timers / teleports and fly over the top of the ending.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >dust (not 2)
    >militia
    >aztec
    >siege

    Best CS maps

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot office and assault

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like the more solid building maps over street ones.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its a fun prophunt map

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a job for Markku.

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