>these three are gen 10's rivals Posted on May 20, 2023 by Anonymous >these three are gen 10's rivals How would you react?
>Ed doesn't have a Torchic
Come on, anon.
I get what you are going for, but realistically, he'd never get one. He'd have a Gimmighoul and there would be a hour long special where the Eds search for coins, but just before they get the last coin, some mishap happens and the coins get stolen or lost, while Kevin laughs at them and calls them dorks.
After that the Kankers rape them,
>the entire reason why he's your rival is because you accidentally bumped into him and spilled his Gimmighoul coin jar that was 1 away from being full
Remove the eeveelutions & give them starters instead as
Ed would have Baxcalibur because of Edzilla and Blaziken because he loves chickens
Double D would be
>Ed with no Ghost types
>Double D without Heracross and Orbeetle
>not giving Edd a Cacturne or Maractus
What are you even doing?
Cacturne is like, evil or somehting
also forgot Maractus exists for some reason
Life has many doors, Edboys
It would be the greatest game ever made
Eddy is a tryhard and picks the starter strong to yours
Edd is a good guy and picks the starter weak go yours
Ed is a retard and picks the same starter as you
Ed would have a rabid normal ass squirrel or a turtle or something
>these three are gen 10 rivals?
how do you react
>these three are gen 10's rivals
how do you react?
Who the fuck hates on Ed Edd n Eddy? Lol, you must have been raped while watching it. No matter what you say we all know you got raped while watching Ed Edd n Eddy.
>If you don't like this disgusting cartoon I only like cause I grew up with it you must have been raped there's no other explanation
The amount of cope by these people, most of thw cartoons from that era, and each subsequent one, are awful disgusting goyslop filled with toilet humour.
Genuinely watch the show, its comedy is extremely well-crafted. The opening to Home Cooked Eds is burned into my brain just because of how it's one joke after another and they're all bangers.
Lemme guess, you hate Billy & Mandy too? DeHispanicable.
Yup, disgusting and ugly shit being bombarded onto the screen is not funny.
Most people I've seen who hate Ed, Edd n Eddy are zoomers who grew up on "wholesome" shit like Steven Universe and think the former show is too "mean-spirited."
Oh well, at least they all cut off their dicks because they got mind raped
Sounds made up or some overblown personal experience
That type of person does exist but it's not another thing you can use to bitch about zoomer thing at all, Mr Enter was definitely like that and has to be 30 or over already. They would've been soccer moms in another life
>Mr Enter was definitely like that and has to be 30 or over already.
Ironnically Enter likes Ed Edd Eddy, though, There are only a handful of episodes he dislikes and its less about those being meanspirited and more about the writing sucking an the Kankers begin overpowered.
Who gives a fuck if the Kankers are "overpowered"
They all were, Ed would bite chunks out of a wall and shit.
I get what he means because there are some episodes where the moment they enter the story, everything is immediately resolved. There are some moments throughout the show where they get outsmarted and the Eds escape but for the most part the show works on the assumption that they can't. Ed also refuses to fight girls.
Nothing Mr E says is worth listening to. The guy started as a brony channel first and foremost, same with Lilly Orchard
I didn't say it was, I said I understand the point that Anon was reiterating.
It can be anticlimactic to just have characters that act as a brick wall for the cast and they're just completely fucked the moment they show up. Better episodes give the Eds means to actually have a back and forth with them like in the one with the river rafts but some essentially go:
>Eds have a scam going
>It's working perfectly
>Kankers show up out of nowhere and ruin everything because they're assholes
It can still be funny when that happens but it's usually more entertaining when the Eds have a chance to get out that situation and fuck it up spectacularly.
I always got mad when they just randomly got fucked, it was always better when they were the architects of their own demise.
Somehow I knew there'd be an mlp connection
>Ironnically Enter likes Ed Edd Eddy, though
And yet hated more newer cartoons like flapjack and for being gross or mean. The guy is the origin of the cartoon reviewer crying about mean jokes. He hated that one episode where the Powerpuff Girls go to a more realistic gross city where they're less needed.
EEnE really has a sunny childlike summer vibe that I don't types like him would hate just for being mean sometimes
I'm 30 and thought the first season was alright but didn't watch beyond that and seems like it got even chudier. And looking back on season 1 it was horrific cringe. So that guy must be severely autistic. Obviously.
>goyslop chud zoom boom consoom
Keep on crying like a little triggered bitch on socials
Do you speak like that to your benefits caseworker
Project more, and no it's a bit more tame in real life talking to friends but I still say gay and chud occasionally.
Those 15 year olds only like you because you use your neetbux (I know you're one because you've spent the past few days in the thread sperging) to buy them cigs
It hasn't been a few days lol. And kinda weirdly specific scenario you dreamt up, could it be projection?
You're literally a decade older than me and you sound precisely like friendless adult losers I remember that would hang around my old high school for approbation with the flunkies
Yeah and you sound exactly like a gay virgin retard
Better that than a pedo who spends his thirties here
>past few days
>thread isn't even 1 day old yet
Why did it mean by this?
>I'm 30 and I speak like a screen addicted 14 year old with no offline friends
Like I said, this cartoon era and each subsequent ones are goyslop. This includes shit zoomer shows.
Only good things to come out from that era was Samurai Jack.
Not hearing any actual argument
Substantiate your claims
No zoomer has seen Steven Universe. It's too smart for them.
You can tell how late 90s they are, they would've fit well in Red and Blue
instantly mogs all the rivals
eddy should have a meowth with payday
A gimmighoul that never evolves would be more fitting
You realize being humorless and uninteresting doesn't actually make you any sort of free thinker right?
The implication with the term goyslop is that anyone who watches something is hypnotically changed by it. You're literally only exposing how insecure you are about your own beliefs and your intrinsic malleability.
It's not that deep, bro. I just hate ugly shit for the sake of there being ugly shit. And the 12 year old tier humour doesn't make up for it.
How does that apply to EEnE?
It is that deep, you used the term goyslop
Well yeah it's a cartoon for kids, I watched it when I was like 7-8
>Red Redd and Reddit
I would cringe
That’s literally just Trevor and the fat guy
Don’t know about Eddy, he’s probably Bede but with money instead of daddy issues
spamming insults mindlessly isn't a personality and adds nothing meaningful to your posts
cutting off your cock mindlessly isn't a personality and adds nothing meaningful to your posts
>15 year-old iFunny user goes on Ganker for the first time
>22-year-old groomed hipster chud kid acting like a pussy ass bitch for the 999999th time
I would take them any day over shitty rivals like Hop, Hau and Avery. I even enjoyed a game boy advance game in 2005.
>I even enjoyed a game boy advance game in 2005.
What did he mean by this
I guess he played one of the ed edd n eddy games on game boy advance.
They look like they get forced to perform gay sex solely for the degenerate pleasure of a gnomish fag-hag with a Blackid husband
>tfw Rebecca Sugar making porn of the Edboys is actually real and she still manages to get employment after all this time
This would literally kill entire careers for any other person
Oh yeah that's another reason I fucking hate Steven Universe
Totally not goyslop btw
How is a cartoon about being gnomish "goyslop"? It's the opposite.
People who regurgitate every epic meme that gets astroturfed aren't known for having many wrinkles in their brains
garden gnomes make goyslop for goys to consume and train their little brains.
Doubt it would. She was underage when she made it.
Animators barely get fired for worse, gay doesn't know what he's saying
>RS is a Zoomer
I knew there must be a reason for me to hate her
I want to make a based cartoon about killing gays
you know, how in Steven Universe they were like, "give him the bits!"
In my cartoon, they'd be like, "Shut up, FAG!" 😀
> Rival/"Evil" Team combination that are just bunch of trouble makers that try to scam you out of your pocket money.
> Their presumed leader constantly mentions how cool and ebin is his older brother.
> You never see him but he's described as this ungodly trainer that will kick your ass one day.
> You finally meat the big bro.
> It's even bigger asshole than his brother and decides to bully him and his group for no apparent reason.
> You kick his ass and from now on the trio of troublemakers is sucking you off as their savior, giving you their pocket money and stuff.
Big Picture Show was kickass, but it ruined the show for me. I can't watch later seasons without feeling bad for Eddy.
There's no such thing as later seasons.
Big Picture Show was literally end of Ed, Edd & Eddy and (at least for now) everybody respects author's decision to end their story end there.
I mean later seasons as in the last 2 (and .1) seasons of the show; 4, 5 and 6.
Unexpectedly, Ed would have the weakest pokemons but leveled to the max and very buffed, one of which would be named Buttertoast despite not being a food pokemon,
What happened to this thread?
first post was an underage and it caused the thread to be immediately derailed
This is what happens when you question a retard's childhood show.
Tfw I never saw the movie
Not the only one.
Go watch the movie.
I need a Quagsire, Hattrem, and a Gimmighoul dressed as Ed, Edd, and Eddy.