They actually pulled it off. They made the perfect videogame.

They actually pulled it off. They made the perfect videogame.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't be that perfect if I never played it

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for morons with shit taste.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not enough levels and enemies

      These. One of the worst roguelites on the market. Only salvaged by ok writing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The characters all have a lot of dialog and it is really pretty to look at, plus the soundtrack is alright. Gameplay wise it needed more areas and a few more weapons or slightly more bombastic powers.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not enough levels and enemies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      correct
      I liked the vn part, but runs got really samey real quick
      also the only romanceable female is killjoy c**t with a voice of a chain smoker
      still, pretty good game

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    babby's first decent vidya

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hades is the definition of mediocre
    what it has is fine but aside from my urge to cum inside Dusa none of it is remarkable
    Normalgays have really never played a decent game in their life so it blew their mind

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have Bastion,Transistor and Pyre all sitting on my ps4 because I bought them all and never played them and they became part of my endless backlog.

    Which one should I play first?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reverse order. Pyre --> Transistor --> Bastion. That way they get increasingly better rather than more shitty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pyre and transistor are both trash. Bastion is better but not even worth playing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bastion is the only good one. i was hyped for transistor because of how good bastion was. played like an hour before realizing it was a shitty version of bastion. never even played the other one.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Godlike

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    perfect? no, the game is great however

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just started this today I bought it awhile ago it’s pretty good harder than I expected Elysium is brutal

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Great game. Not perfect though.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every run feels the same no matter what you pick up, terrible roguelike if you ask me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. played 40 minutes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >t. bad
        unless you get one of legendary upgrades that just one shot shit, you're basically playing the same within your weapon type
        roguelike was a massive mistake, terrible pacing, muddled gameplay
        9/10, still very good, but definitely not perfect

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but I don't really disagree.
        Running the same weapon doesn't really feel much different most of the time which made the gameplay the weakest component for me because of how many runs the devs expected the players to do.
        When compared to other entries like Isaac, enter the gungeon, or Dead cells it felt lacking.
        It probably doesn't help that you have to go through the same environments and there aren't too many bosses something other entries in the genre generally have more of explicitly to prevent things from getting stale.

        I enjoyed it for a bit but am finding it hard to get myself back in to finish the main story as I much rather keep going for 5 BSC attempts on Dead cells.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >if fast/multihit attack go Ares, Zeus or Dio, maybe Demeter if you can stack her boons early
        >otherwise go flat damage increase
        >spam your aspect ability
        Wow so different dude
        Maybe this time I won't land Athena dash and have to settle for Posideon
        Maybe I'll stack Call boons instead of crit effects
        Amazing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >No Hephaestus
          >No alternate Titan ending where you free Cronus, Coeus, and Prometheus and reconquer Olympus
          >Perfect

          There's almost never a situation where Athena's boons are preferable to anyone else's

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Athena Dash is BiS for general use and her Call is up there

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >There's almost never a situation where Athena's boons are preferable to anyone else's

            Anyone who says this can have all their opinions safely disregarded.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gameplay isn't even good, so the game ain't either. I don't care how many lines of dialog they recorded for it.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It's another indie rogue like

    Do they know how to make anything else?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As soon as you get a good build going, it goes to the shitty poison claustrophobic rat levels and then its over just as it was getting started

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bastion and Transistor were better.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was surprised to hear they managed to make a fun game. Transistor and Bastion nailed every aspect except gameplay. I'll pick up haydeez when it's $5

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I played this long after the initial hype so I wasn't there for the threads, but I don't get how you're supposed to play this game. Your stats and trinkets get better between runs so the game gets easier until you beat it. then once you do beat it, you're supposed to opt into some challenges to make it more difficult? wtf is that about, who is balancing this game me or the devs. Are you supposed to just try and beat the game without buying any upgrades or using trinkets?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thoroughly enjoyed Hades from start to finish, I just wished there was more boss variety. There's like a thousand cool greek mythology monsters and heroes to pick from and we just get the hydra and theseus.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's very short, but it might be tuned for the average player. I'm not great myself, but I beat the main story in 32 runs and didn't feel like continuing.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Hades was easily Supergiant's most fun game, but I personally preferred Pyre in terms of story, lore, and characters.

    Which is a bummer cause I'm pretty sure that only myself and nine other people ever played Pyre, because anyone interested in a fantasy RPG visual novel probably doesn't give two shits about NBA Jam styled sports gameplay.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nice music at least

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >roguelite where most of your upgrades are percentage based increases and nothing else
    Who would even play this

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think there's ever been a more overrated game by the general public

    put a bit of bisexual bait in your video game and you get simps for life i guess

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finished my first run a few days ago with a bit under 20 hours (on hell-mode) and HARD disagree. It tries to solve the major issues in the rogue-like genre (too much randomness) by not even being a fricking rogue-like (every run feels exactly the same), and this is done despite the games progression being tied to playing it ad infinitum as if it actually were one. The combat is also mashy and repetitive. The same
    >mindlessly attack while dashing around
    strategy works for 90% enemies which just makes every passing moment blend together by the time you reach the end.
    All in all it's just repetitive as hell and that's probably the worst problem to have for a game in it's genre.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats on 20 hours of playing it wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "omg you didn't know everything about the game from the get-go?!?!?!?"

        shut the frick up

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pic unrelated

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's great and I have played it the longest of all my Switch games. I love what they do with the narrativa and how it uses the medium to tell the story. I think the last game I saw doing that so well was the first Metroid Prime. Too bad all the Hades threads I see starts with "Perfect 10/10" so are full of braindeads coming to talk shit about it.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, I'm waiting for it to be sub-$20. How long might that take? I'm also waiting on Dark souls remastered to be lower than 20 but apparently it's never happened.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's free on gamepass

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Runs don't have enough variation. You're able to manipulate what you get to such an extent that you usually get exactly what you want every run, and the bosses only getting slight variations from run to run is disappointing. It could really use an expansion, but that hasn't really been Supergiant's MO.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just reminded me I've got one achievement left, maxing out all of the standard keepsakes

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Skul is better

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When the frick do I open that big ass door on the left wing past the trophies? I'm at heat level 4 with spear. what a fun moveset

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      After your 9th successful escape

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth pirating it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah
      before it runs out of steam it's very good

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Pyre. Still pretty good, though.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But why can't you frick Hypnos?

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