>they put an actual office party in the game
final proof that it was made by westoid blue hair soiboys and roasties. No wonder its filled with so many homosexual flags and shit.
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>they put an actual office party in the game
Videogames have been used for israelite psyops for a while already. This is not news.
Check out the C suite executives of the AAA games industry and you'll quickly see its spooks, glowies, former government scumbags and ~~*investment bankers*~~ all the way to the top.
>societal outcast who has never held a girl's hand or worked a job can't relate to normal social situations
lol @ ur life OP
Vidya trying to mimick real life is the problem to begin with. I guess this is normal for snoygays who just want to watch movies instead of play a game.
> Vidya trying to mimick real life is the problem to begin with.
It is your problem. have a nice day to solve it.
The problem isn't that these things are in the game, it's that ONLY these things are in the game. If they wanted to go for the realism route, why cant we re-enter Peter's apartment, why can't Spider-man go get a pizza to refuel his health, why can't I traverse the open world as Peter Parker out of costume.
>If they wanted to go for the realism route
>why can't Spider-man go get a pizza to refuel his health
anon, I got bad news for you
what?
Jesus Christ I play vidya so I can forget about normie shit and my job. It would be less anxiety inducing for me to watch an isis beheading video compared to seeing any media that reminds me of my job and the creatures I work with.
>normie shit
>creatures I work with
you're mentally ill, seek treatment
Holy shit. You're a pussy.
You people really wonder why you are mocked and reviled
i came here to dunk on this raging queer. who gets this upset over an office party in a fricking video game? how petty of a reason are you looking to b***h?
other replies haven't worked at an office
they hated anon because he told them the truth
>anxiety
What is wrong with the current generation and why is this shit all over the fricking place? So many people throw this word out as if it means anything when they say like "oh going outside gives me so much anxiety!!".
Never even heard about fricking anxiety before the late 2000's. Why is it so rampant now? Why can't people cope with their own shit anymore?
>all these normalgays replying
I want r*ddit to leave
I genuinely cannot relate to any job that isn't outdoors labor.
So you suck dicks on the streets for a living?
Ever since you homosexuals started doing it for free it's not a viable career choice anymore.
Guess you weren't much of an entrepeneur if you got out priced from the market that easily.
>outdoor
>labor
lol people still think "pick up rock and move rock" is skilled labor
move on grandpa, it's not the year 600 anymore
I bet you loved spending your summers as a kid watching those cartoons about school, you bot.
Yeah a lot of them were great.
I hate attending office """"""parties"""""". They are full of old fricks who talk about their mortgages and children. None of these losers have sniffed coke and spent 24 hours partying non-stop in the city's hottest club like I have.
You don't find anything wrong with every character written by first world sheltered kids who never had to deal with physical confrontation in their life? Lol
It is hilarious that they try to portray the fake corporate shit as a good thing too. They think that the corporate politics is a great thing just because they wave pride flags or some shit.
It is no wonder why every criminal tries to act philosophical with their bad actions when the opposite occurs in that reality.
So why aren't more video games developed by the conservatives / right?
Japan.
I didn't know Japan was developing games with traditional christian values which conservatives ~claim~ to have as their basis for most of their beliefs.
That's interesting, have any examples?
Japan is conservative, racist and proudly xenophobic.
And why, as a white man, is this a good thing in your mind? They hate you too, dumbass.
Who cares
Don't be a colonizer and try to change japans beliefs
Every culture is valid
Even the racist and homophobic ones
>Every culture is valid
go back, libtard woke cuck
Japan for the Japanese
Europe for europeans
TENNO HEIKA BANZAI
But libtards are the ones who want to homogeneize everything.
>things are only good if they're good for ME
Typical leftoid narcissism
>Wanting each culture to remain themselves and every country to have majority of their natives is le leftist
The most intelligent amerimutt
>Not wanting inmigrants = they hate you
>They hate you too
GOOD WHITE PIGGU GO HOME
Do I care? At the height of their military might, hiding all over frickoff inconvenient islands, after a surprise bombing of our major naval presence in the area, before we had our current modern navy, we still destroyed them.
Now they have the SDF and our military bases still in their country, still running our shitty post war power system literally patched together from scrap and running two different voltages, and their main pastimes are working themselves to death doing nothing because they applied Asian aggressiveness, vagueness and pride to western business values, and failing to replace their population due to being autistic pedophiles.
In what way is Japan a threat to me and why should I care how they feel about waitu piggu?
Imagine typing all this out from your mom's basement in Alabama as a filthy mutt NEET
japan was allied with germany you fricking moron
Are you trying to tell me that germans are not white men...?
I accept your concession
Not all conservatives of the world are the same, you know?
the Japanese love Jesus. his grave is even there
Don't they think jesus was a buddhist monk?
>normal
Working in a wage cage for 8 hours after driving in traffic jams for 2 hours while dealing with passive aggressive homosexuals and women talking about the latest trash netflix/hulu shows is normal, chudlet.
>office party
>normal
maybe its normal in burgerland
nta but theyre very common in other countries like japan too.
Anon, there is nothing normal about doing an office party. That is some moronic burger work culture bullshit just like dress code. Only japan does it harder than usa, but they are not stupid enough to put it into a escapism product.
>now they are making me look at some museum paintings as if im a hipster homosexual with a soi latte
>oh waow an embroidered tea set you say! thats so interesting i almost spit out my latte from the nearby stabucks!
Do you actually not like museums?
Not in videogames.
Once you've been to the Met a handful of times, a few textures of old paintings pasted onto planes in-game doesn't rely do it for you anymore. The only good museums in games are those you fill yourself through gameplay.
i hate things like this. i dropped the AC series permanently after they made me play hide and seek as a 5 year old for a mission
Museums are bad now?
Museums are a form of education and education is propaganda by the left.
You sound like Islamic State at this point; I bet you cheer when you heard they destroyed museums and ancient libraries.
Those libraries and museums weren't dedicated to the destruction and slander of the cultures which built and filled them, but also you responded to not even bait but extremely basic sarcasm which you missed because you're an indoctrinated miseducated us vs them underage moron homosexual
>how to spot the troony
41% yourself
>How to spot the american.
You sicken me.
>making me
>B to Exit right there
No one is falling for this OP
They give you a forced tour and force you to take photographs
>this is literally a normal, everyday thing in the real world
>4chins zoomers are terrified and scared of it
lmao sometimes I forget that you underaged homosexuals literally lost 12.5% of your sad lives to COVID lockdowns because you're only 16.
>I can't wait to ape everyday time wasters to pad out playtime in my superhero video game!
I have to go to these "parties" irl
I dont want them in games please, they are peak tier boring material
Why would play this jank looking game inn the first place?
we lost
>peter looks like hes 19 and MJ looks like shes 35
the frick loool
luck o the irish
>age: 16
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
>2017
use your brain, anon
All women have to look ugly in western games. It's a fact. Good looking women would hurts trannies and women feelings after all.
Correct, they're so damn petty.
Are office parties even real? Are offices even real? I've seen them on TV but they never really do anything in there. I've never been in one. What do office workers do when they don't have anything to do? Just sit there all day?
People feel like npcs to me and I feel like they just stop existing when I leave.
>nothing exists until I get there
Based Perfect Getaway chad
Do people get bored of finding things to remain perpetually upset?
They put Jim from The Office in the office party?
Jim's not Asi... wait
>looks at desk photo
dwight is an ableist character whos aspergers is used against him for laughs.
>Unironically making an office joke
gay
What the hell is an office party and why is is it a sign that the game made by woke Black folk?
Can we ignore OP's moronation and talk about how the MJ and Miles sections were shit
I'm glad Miles' game did so poorly, I don't care for this fricker at all and we should've just gotten Spider-Man 2 instead
>schizos are so far gone that even something like an office party is considered "woke"
Jesus christ. What's next, just literally TALKING to other human beings is going to be woke?
Found the Biden voting troony.
To answer your question
Yes
Leaving the house is woke, if you're not parked in a computer chair 24/7 you're a libcuck
Unrealistic. They failed to capture the souless look in the employees eyes. Joking aside, who fricking cares? It lasts for literally 2 minutes of an 8 hour game. And as annoying as the gay flags are, it's not really inaccurate. There are way too many gays waking around lol modern New York.
This is the dumbest complaint I've heard this year. Have you never worked in an office before?
What's wrong with office parties other than the fact that you've never been employed?
It felt surreal. I swear I've been to that same party 12 times
I hate office parties
the food sucks
the people suck
it all sucks
Forcing a party yo spend time around people you would not talk to if you had the choice.
I'm only nice to you Karen because you do payroll and have nice breasts
T. It guy in a building full of accountants.
I work with all women and they are all very nice and friendly to me
Oh they are nice. Never said they were mean
They just all have the personality of a smooth brick
Looks good but utterly useless
Is this a raid made by r/gamingcirclejerk/some discord server? Something is not right
i legitimately could not tell what game everyone was ranting on about until someone posted a picture of spiderman
>>they put an actual office party in the game
>final proof that it was made by westoid blue hair soiboys and roasties. No wonder its filled with so many homosexual flags and shit.
literally every office does this though?
>literally every office does this though?
nah, it really depends on the specific office culture and geographic location. We don't do this shit at all, if any we go celebrate to some bar.
New Sims looks great!
Aye girl what ur name?
take your meds
I genuinely despise people who aren't happy with their lives and use video games as escapism.
I work in HR as the only dude and all the women had a party for me on my birthday and got me a cake and a card and my manager give me the next day off without taking it out of my annual leave.
Lucky you
I don't get it, what the frick are you complaining about now?
What's wrong with office parties? I'm central European and I've been to multiple during my apprenticeship in a corporation. This isn't some blue hair basedboy shit. Everyone there was basically a boomer.
To be fair they weren't orchestrated by the higher-ups so maybe that's why they felt organic.
are those office party cakes you see in holliwood movies and shows tasty? I've mever had one
They're usually dry sheet cakes with bland frosting that you pick up at a grocery store for like 50 bucks.
Any local bakery will have way better cakes, they're just more expensive. Cakes with actual butter cream instead of shitty frosting.
>only 4 diversity hires
Not a real office
I work in HR as a white guy and every woman I work with is white
I guess your workplace counts women as diversity hires.
How did you get your job in HR? I'm looking for the same thing.
>i work in hr
die
>decline every single office party ever
>"Oh well anon just doesn't seem like a team player! It might not be a good idea to miss out on this!"
Literally haven't stayed at a job for more than 3 years, what the frick kind of last effects would even really matter you shit headed boomers.