They took this from you.

They took this from you.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that dpad looks awful. i can just feel my character jumping for no reason

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop playing Amiga games then

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the original anyway

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perfection

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is "they"?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me and my pals. Show some respect, unless we want us to take more stuff away from you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a pronoun, and you should respect those they chose.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you should use incorrect grammar because i have mental issues
        Many such cases

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When refering to a third party regardless of gender and number, "they" is acceptable.
          You'll learn that sometime during hughschool.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hopefully by the time you make it to "hughschool" all the non-binary pink haired tackle faced mentally deranged freaks will have been replaced by actual teachers who know how to use words correctly.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok dude

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Without grips, the controller will fly out your hands if you use analog.
    >Sticks too close, thumbs will touch.
    >Missing analog triggers
    Wow, we are spared from shit design

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can't talk rationally to six button fanatics

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good. It looks like crap.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who fucking cares

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (you) do.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They can keep it?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Take a controller with ergonomics designed specifically for a sole D-Pad and 6 button layout
    >Just fucking add thumbsticks bro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty much what Sony did to make the Dual Analog and DualShock controllers.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and those were the worst controllers of that generation. The design only persisted onto ps3 because it became iconic with normies who were enamored with DVD technology for cheap.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          whether or not it was intentional they ended up being a compromise between analog and a dpad for 2d. nobody uses a fucking 360 pad to play fighting games.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            specifically because the dpad on the 360 controller fucking sucked. the copycat saturn 6 button fightpad they came out with for street fighter 4 was fairly popular among pro players for people who didnt use arcade sticks. you can keep talking out of your ass if you want. go ahead and bring up the popularity of the ds4 in the pro scene, which is used just as much as xbox pads.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the suboptimal ergonomic position hurts the dpad more than the left stick, you need more leverage to use the dpad.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sony had angled grips that meant the sticks were not that poorly placed. Most other controllers didn't.

        PS1-3 were still the worst controllers because of their small nature for manlets. 4 and 5 didn't understand what made the Xbox controllers so much better so the 4/5 are better, but barely.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >PS1-3 were still the worst controllers because of their small nature for manlets.
          >t. doesn't keep middle fingers on L2 & R2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this I hate 8shitdo so damn much
      I miss ibuffalo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i miss shit
        Literally why?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          better than 8shitdo

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but why though?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              their d-pad wasn't crappy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ha, good one
                I think you just prefer mushy dpads

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why no just miss something that's not shit? Or better yet. Get something that's not shit?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    adding thumbsticks to it is completely asinine.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the whole point is having an all in one controller that can play EVERYTHING instead of having to switch back and forth between different ones

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah and that's stupid, take 2 second to switch out controllers and you have an objectively superior experience in both cases. xbox layout and dpad layout.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Extra buttons are great for emulation features.

          Its not for you plastic huffing hardware hoarders

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They?

    Sega Saturn is a little bit overrated unless you're talking about the shmups and Japanese imports then it's decent. That Daytona game was probably fun too

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk just pretend we got it
    and pretend the L2 and R2 are analog

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is there any brand that sells something like this? dual sticks with 6 face buttons for pc

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, which is why people are disappointed with the final version where they used baby sticks and digital triggers

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have 3D pad and I can just use retrobit receiver if I want modern joystick, they didn't take shit.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks very cramped.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its retroshit. All their products are half assed and borderline faulty. With batteries that last 5 minutes.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish they'd bring back the wireless regular versions instead of this shit.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think they recalled the dual-saturn-shock design due to some QA issues. From the looks of it, the right analog stick is too close to the A button and looks like the thumb could slip off at a diagonal for an accidental A-button press.

    The newer design looks like it's using joycon sticks within an indentation within the controller to prevent accidental A-button presses.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have serious doubts this is comfortable to use at all.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It would be fine for action games

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if only you knew

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guarantee it was a cost-cutting measure, and those are just chink joycon stick clones. Oh well atleast that design is getting re-released, so I don't have to overpay secondhand.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This article says they are alps sticks, same source as actual joycon sticks (unfortunate because drift will be an issue but they are genuine)

        https://www.retrorgb.com/a-closer-look-at-retro-bits-wireless-analog-saturn-pads.html

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This looks kind of ok for what I would want it for, as in a good 2D layout that has analogue sticks for the few times you need it in retarded modern 2D games; such as Bloodstained Ritual of the Night where you need analogue aim for like 2 spots on the whole map.

      Despite the look, this controller is ultra comfortable and the buttons and dpad are miles better than even the jap 2d pad.

      Handles look almost exactly like those of the ergonomic disaster that is the DreamCast controller. Which is probably why the d-pad and buttons feel better to you, no one has ever used it long enough to wear them in.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >handles look almost exactly like those of the ergonomic disaster that is the DreamCast controller

        Confirmed for never actually owning one, the handles are miles better the whole underside of the controller has little to do with the circular shape. The triggers position alone are miles better and the handle themselves don't force you into the whack DC position close grip, no doubt having to do with not needing extra space for the VMU.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing more retarded than these designs are the people who think these look like anything but shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh loooks
        Its not garden gnomelry for your coomlector shelf

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the only one posting the new one sucks
    of course I'm utterly ignored

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New bad, old good.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We could have had it all

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gross
    Disgusting
    It doesn't even have hall effect sensors for the thumbsticks

    Now this? This is infinitely better in every way and OP is a fucking NINGEN for wasting a thread on that gay abomination in his OP pic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Despite the look, this controller is ultra comfortable and the buttons and dpad are miles better than even the jap 2d pad.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really wish 8bitdo would make a Saturn receiver for the m30

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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