If I recall, he actually announced a continuation of Ambition in like.. 2013/2014? Since then I thought he was just huffing himself up because the popularity it got from RP. Then I find out he's been in the woods and hasn't been seen since lol
Duke works for Rolf, who has a stake in some pharmaceutical company that the woman who was murdered was trying to expose. I think. And they set up Ted because he’s a schizo and an easy target.
He is arguably a terrorist. He is a violent goon for a leading member of an extreme political faction (i.e. the "facist party"). Maybe he isn't committing acts of mass violence for the sake of instilling fear into the public, but he isn't that far removed from it.
His beliefs and views are suspiciously specific though, and the game repeatedly goes out of the way to let you know Ted is not in the wrong and that he's perfectly sane when this isn't the case
Is Ted the best author self-insert ever? I think so
the creator of these games literally ran off to live in the forest according to his last known Facebook post
no one has been able to find him for years
> The only ring I've got is around the collar, suck on this, sinner > There's a woman taking off her clothes behind you > Death to all liars > You get that bridget out there before I'll blow us all to hell > I'm going through a rough path right now > The truth is like an onion > You become confused and frightened > If you're gonna make me come in an drag you out I'm gonna be a very unhappy camper > AAAAOUUUUHHHHH *bashes violin* > Listen to me you pusillanimous Cupcake > Geez you're a total sonambulant psycho, I don't have to put up with this, Guard! > Obviously I didn't see him do it, but banging a woman over the head with a tire iron is certainly in character. He's mean-spirited, violent and anti-feministic. > Amaaaazing graaaaace how sweeeet the soooouuuuunnnnd > help help help help help help help > I told you she was fruitier than a case of oranges > You really are dumber than a sack of hammers > Don't be such a pussy > Have a pastry > Her brain is a mass of miss firing neurons > Because I'm a terrorist! > *whistles* *guitar riff* *tire iron attack* > You've betrayed us so now comes the long arm of the law! *guitar riff* > Dave the Brave > Your bike is a changeling > I hope you're jamming with whole weat bread > I don't feel like teaching today
understandable if you already have two kids and want to keep putting huge cums in your wifes pussy without worrying risking more financial responsibility.
Why not just cum into a sock at that point. Destroying your own vitality (and risking medical side effects) because you want to frick a nearly menopausal woman without risk is moronic.
Black person the frick kind of esoteric shit are you babbling about? Dude has 2 kids and a wife. He's done, he isn't going to start another family at fricking 50.
Slowbeef went the chipcheezum path and is permanently trying to atone being slightly mean on the internet via getting whipped to death by some obnoxious woman. Diabeetus went the Ironicus path and just simmered down into obscurity last I heard.
All the more reason for people to keep their online aliases and real world selves separate. You'd think veterans of the old internet would understand, but goons will be goons. Fatbeef thinks highly of himself because he (thinks he) "invented" the "art" of recording a videogame and talking over it.
>Fatbeef thinks highly of himself because he (thinks he) "invented" the "art" of recording a videogame and talking over it.
To be fair, their videos were and still are way higher quality than the competition. Guys like Chip, Research Indicates or SGF especially stand out as making very high quality series.
What are all these meme replies?
Slowbeef and Diabetus stream on Twitch now, seperates channels but they occasionally do stuff together. No more RPs it's just playing video games
Chip works in vidya as a graphic designer I think, still does let's plays with (was it Voidburger or Cherrydoom? I always got them mixed up) and Ironicus
Truth is they all grew up and moved on. Slowbeef is pushing his 50s now and he's got a wife and 2 kids. They couldn't do this shit forever.
all the replies you got are correct but i wanna also say, on Beef's YT channel he does bad fighting game/beat'em up play throughs with Madithen that are honestly really funny because so many street fighter knock offs are god awful.
Retsupurae had a good run of 10 years. They couldn't really do something like it now and it ran it's course with long plays so I'm glad it's over >"Fancy a joust...OF ROCK!?"
Other people uploaded all his old vids
I was disappointed he did that but I guess I can understand since he works in the industry now and all it takes is one butthole on Twitter to post a clip of you making a homophobic joke
The Billy videos have all been delisted but thankfully not privated. They do still keep their word that they will take a video down if the uploader wants it gone no questions asked. Allegedly Billy recently asked them to remove them.
That's just general goon elitism. To be fair, 5FPS hypercam recordings and being worse than old DSP at camera-pointed-at-tv setups are worthy of being mocked relentlessly. The irony was the terrible quality put out by the people doing the mocking.
It just wasn't that funny. It says something that people remember their MST3K playthroughs more than most riffs on LPs. Shit, most people actually defend and like the people they mocked now.
Probably not the 1-5FPS zelda ALTTP emulator guy. Yeah, a lot of the RPs were "REEEEEE WHY AREN'T YOU EXCESSIVELY EDITING YOUR VIDEO AND REGURGITATING WIKI ARTICLES FOR YOUR COMMENTARY TRACK LIKE I SUPER IMPORTANT MAN SLOWBEEF SAID TO" with fatbeef's $5 mic with the gain turned up to 11 clipping over everything.
They saw PewDiePie get big and they seethed at him too. So many RPs, like you said, were basically just "We at SomethingAwful invented the concept of talking while playing a video game, we are not amused by you moving in on our turf."
Harvester still cracks me up everytime I hear the hooded guy go "STEVE..."
Ambition being on most people's top Retsupuraes really goes to show how much it holds up. Personally I'm more of a King's Quest fan >"GRAHAM! HELP ME!" >The town theme >Those looney tunes deaths
God I need to rewatch it
>The town theme
i remember when Diabetus played Metal gear 5 with beef and he changed the music that plays when you're helicopter arrives to that theme, fricking funny.
trying to avoid what other people chose >King's Quest 5/6 >Alone in the Dark >Hopkins FBI (no diabetus but the game is so insane it doesn't really matter)
slowbeef's playthrough of Snatcher is also good.
The guy who made (and starred in) the Godlimations games has the move pretentious goddamn voice in the world, but other than that they're pretty zany adventures
MDickie is the guy who made The You Testament, Hard Time, and a bunch of other bad games based on a shitty wrestling engine he made. He's still doing that to this day.
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Is he still making religious games, too?
Those were the best.
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As far as I know he only made The You Testament and a muslim version called The Making of a Prophet which he removed from his website. He is a brit so that's probably why. He mostly just works on the actual wrestling game now.
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He makes a bunch of phone games now. You can play the You Testament in 2D.
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the you testament is kino
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He's currently updating the game, Wrestling Empire.
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This game was made in just 3 months, consider that!
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Haven't though about this guy in years, time to rewatch the story of our lord and savior Bully Demise.
Because it wasn't actually all in good fun. If Billy had told them to stop when they first started bullying him people would have just gone after him harder.
Wow I forgot they did a Sonic 06 playthrough
Man I always wanted them to do Shadow and SA2. Just to see their reaction to the Shadow intro cgi and this gem at the end of SA2
Slowbeef still uploads to an audiance of basically nobody. Betus hasn't uploaded anything on his channel for like 5 years but still guests with Slowbeef occasionally. The Retsupurae channel is pretty much abandoned.
I always figured it got a lot legally dodgy to just lift other people's videos and slap a comment track over them roasting them.
I also understand that's a whole genre unto itself in a much less funny capacity, but maybe that's why they soured on the format. What I really want is Chip and Ironicus riffing on old anime again.
>but maybe that's why they soured on the format
It was half that, half their tryhard fans harassing the subjects of RPs. IIRC they would delete whole videos if people started harassing the person too much, to "teach the audience a lesson" or something.
Also as time marched on, I'm sure the idea of making fun of LPs became a little trickier as the production quality across the board was raised. It's not like you can make jokes about slow FPS anymore.
>legal territory
You've let modern streamers and ecelebs poison your mind. It was never a legal issue. Fair use and all that. Corporations only get away with taking that down because they have infinite money and power.
He's always been pretty decent at games and good at learning. Kind of slow gameplay, but nowhere near the levels of meandering you typically see from blind playthroughs.
The fricking best. It kills me every time, especially the middle bit when he keeps dying, every fricking moronic noise ever starts playing and Proteus starts dying laughing.
It just felt like a video that would be easy to make fun of, not all retsupurae victims were "bad" or anything, not to mention that one time the couldn't realize that the video they riffed on was a joke itself (think it was Cr1tikal or someone similar, the Ace Attorney one)
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Yeah that was Cr1tikal. I do think the game being super stretched and sped up was a frickup though, none of his other videos are like that.
he redid his Shadowman LP for the remaster pretty recently, with voice instead of subtitles this time. the Disco Elysium streams are really good too (so long as you don't watch the VOD with chat on his Twitch) but that's more just because it's Disco Elysium.
oh also the Shadow of Destiny playthrough is pretty great
please god let ai end soon
also reading out every line of dialogue in horrible annoying voices is something he's wayyyyy too into for the past few years, probably cause his horrid troony furry fans love it
[...]
crying is not enough
lifeline
re4 vr
ninja gaiden NES trilogy, really any of his retro friend videos
the quiet man
ring: terror's realm
killer7
yeah between ai and ghostwire there's been a lot of uninteresting shit, at least Who's Lila was cool
Shadowman is the only actual LP he's made in years, though high quality as always. Unfortunately he streams most of the time, but thankfully doesn't engage too much with his chat.
please god let ai end soon
also reading out every line of dialogue in horrible annoying voices is something he's wayyyyy too into for the past few years, probably cause his horrid troony furry fans love it
anything made by him in the last 5 years you would personally recommend? I loved the XBLIG arc and the Bully Demise saga.
crying is not enough
lifeline
re4 vr
ninja gaiden NES trilogy, really any of his retro friend videos
the quiet man
ring: terror's realm
killer7
>also reading out every line of dialogue in horrible annoying voices is something he's wayyyyy too into for the past few years
I feel it's one of those things that is more fun to do yourself than being subjected to
i wouldnt mind it as much if it wasnt padding out videos that already generally long. it works for some things like journals or data logs or whatever where it's not worth looking at the screen for, but it's just distracting and detracts from things like ghost trick. you cannot have fitting cadence and inflection for dialogue you haven't read already.
it is probably fun though
What's wrong with me? Everytime I see a retsupurae video I don't mind them shitting on moronic people but the moment I look at the comments and see people dog piling on the shitter makes me fricking livid. Fricking sheeps.
I remember loving the Retsutalks too
The one where Chip and Ironic us talked about their visit to the convention and the one where AllShamNoWow joined them to make fun of David Cage and Saw were my favorites kek
I'm gonna blow us all to hell!
Hi, my name is Anon. PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR. What are you upset about?
most kino character in the ambitionverse?
ted is hard to beat
>"Evening."
>PFFTTT
>"DO YOU KNOW WHY I PULLED YOU OVER?"
Felt weird when I found out this guy was from Psycho.
Listen me, you moronic monkey!
What is this from again
Danganronpa 4
Nothing like spending a Saturday night eating dominos and watching the entire retsupurae of this on the couch
The is peak comfy
New Vegas novac.
pure kino
"shrug"
How do I know how to find this image BUT DO NOT remember why I know this?
what ever happened to these games? wasnt gibson working on one then just suddenly stopped for some reason?
If I recall, he actually announced a continuation of Ambition in like.. 2013/2014? Since then I thought he was just huffing himself up because the popularity it got from RP. Then I find out he's been in the woods and hasn't been seen since lol
Did we ever find out why duke was a terrorist
isn't duke the cop?
Hes one of the cops but the last restuspurae video they did of this stuff ends with Duke saying that he's a terrorist.
the hardest beef has ever laughed ever.
Duke works for Rolf, who has a stake in some pharmaceutical company that the woman who was murdered was trying to expose. I think. And they set up Ted because he’s a schizo and an easy target.
he wasn’t a terrorist, he was joking because he hijacked a muslim taxi driver’s car
He is arguably a terrorist. He is a violent goon for a leading member of an extreme political faction (i.e. the "facist party"). Maybe he isn't committing acts of mass violence for the sake of instilling fear into the public, but he isn't that far removed from it.
He was trying to avenger his twin brother, for Ted brought shame upon him when he was a young.
One of the last great things retsupurae did.
it was the last of a comfy era
rip those pozzed Black folk, i miss enjoying their uploads
what was his problem?
see
Zoomers have absolutely no idea what is happening in this thread.
Looks like a shitty newgrounds flash animation to me.
Retsupurae bridges the gap between zoom and millenoid, gay.
I'm 32 and have no idea
This was an interesting game series at least. Too bad those choices were pants on head moronic and took forever to backtrack to the correct one.
Tell Tale Remake when?
Is Ted the best author self-insert ever? I think so
He's too weird to be a self insert. A psychotic hyperreligious schizo philosopher isn't usually the way self inserts go.
His beliefs and views are suspiciously specific though, and the game repeatedly goes out of the way to let you know Ted is not in the wrong and that he's perfectly sane when this isn't the case
>perfectly sane
Except he's not.
I think that was his point.
the creator of these games literally ran off to live in the forest according to his last known Facebook post
no one has been able to find him for years
I choose to believe Ted got the good ending and lives out a quiet life as an elementary school teacher after the trial.
The retsurpurae ends with Yale taking the fall and I don't think the story was ever actually finished so that's pretty much canon
Is this just a flash game somebody made about the fantasy of playing a kickass guitar song at a school talent show and having everybody like you?
It's a kid's game that teaches morality and math. The character in the video is not the protagonist.
> The only ring I've got is around the collar, suck on this, sinner
> There's a woman taking off her clothes behind you
> Death to all liars
> You get that bridget out there before I'll blow us all to hell
> I'm going through a rough path right now
> The truth is like an onion
> You become confused and frightened
> If you're gonna make me come in an drag you out I'm gonna be a very unhappy camper
> AAAAOUUUUHHHHH *bashes violin*
> Listen to me you pusillanimous Cupcake
> Geez you're a total sonambulant psycho, I don't have to put up with this, Guard!
> Obviously I didn't see him do it, but banging a woman over the head with a tire iron is certainly in character. He's mean-spirited, violent and anti-feministic.
> Amaaaazing graaaaace how sweeeet the soooouuuuunnnnd
> help help help help help help help
> I told you she was fruitier than a case of oranges
> You really are dumber than a sack of hammers
> Don't be such a pussy
> Have a pastry
> Her brain is a mass of miss firing neurons
> Because I'm a terrorist!
> *whistles* *guitar riff* *tire iron attack*
> You've betrayed us so now comes the long arm of the law! *guitar riff*
> Dave the Brave
> Your bike is a changeling
> I hope you're jamming with whole weat bread
> I don't feel like teaching today
the chick screaming and hitting you scared me so fricking bad as a kid i had nightmares
what the FRICK was her problem?
I need to binge-watch Retsupurae again one of these days. It's been a while.
Billy and The lime popsicle playing nes pinball is great.
I recall that cornshaq video having me laughing like crazy despite multiple watches.
Good luck. I hear they took down a lot of their old, good videos. Typical goons.
they always have if the person they riffed on asked them to. This isn't a new thing.
I remember playing this back in the day but I completely forgot what it's called.
ambitions
?list=PLY4Yb_Mt-ho7RG5GAzb8zi5nslqlJfEDC
what is slowbeef up to these days?
he was truly a visionary in the "bullying kids on youtube" genre.
father of 2, lives in a big house with them and his wife and streams video games on twitch to a very small audience
I randomly tuned in to a Slowbeef stream once and he was talking about him just getting a vasectomy.
Diabetus has some fun streams now and then I guess.
understandable if you already have two kids and want to keep putting huge cums in your wifes pussy without worrying risking more financial responsibility.
Why not just cum into a sock at that point. Destroying your own vitality (and risking medical side effects) because you want to frick a nearly menopausal woman without risk is moronic.
Black person the frick kind of esoteric shit are you babbling about? Dude has 2 kids and a wife. He's done, he isn't going to start another family at fricking 50.
Is he really almost 50? Christ. Even without the troll regret he got a few years ago he was probably thinking about quitting this anyway
Yeah that's pretty much the real reason RP dried up. They're all crusty old fricks now.
Slowbeef went the chipcheezum path and is permanently trying to atone being slightly mean on the internet via getting whipped to death by some obnoxious woman. Diabeetus went the Ironicus path and just simmered down into obscurity last I heard.
All the more reason for people to keep their online aliases and real world selves separate. You'd think veterans of the old internet would understand, but goons will be goons. Fatbeef thinks highly of himself because he (thinks he) "invented" the "art" of recording a videogame and talking over it.
>Fatbeef thinks highly of himself because he (thinks he) "invented" the "art" of recording a videogame and talking over it.
To be fair, their videos were and still are way higher quality than the competition. Guys like Chip, Research Indicates or SGF especially stand out as making very high quality series.
What are all these meme replies?
Slowbeef and Diabetus stream on Twitch now, seperates channels but they occasionally do stuff together. No more RPs it's just playing video games
Chip works in vidya as a graphic designer I think, still does let's plays with (was it Voidburger or Cherrydoom? I always got them mixed up) and Ironicus
Truth is they all grew up and moved on. Slowbeef is pushing his 50s now and he's got a wife and 2 kids. They couldn't do this shit forever.
>Slowbeef is pushing his 50s now
Seriously? I would've assumed late 30s but damn.
slowbeef has been active on the internet for close to 20+ years
>Voidburger or Cherrydoom? I always got them mixed up
One was an insufferable c**t, the other was okay
were beef and betus trying to tag-team cherrydoom? always wondered why she was in so many RPs toward the end.
all the replies you got are correct but i wanna also say, on Beef's YT channel he does bad fighting game/beat'em up play throughs with Madithen that are honestly really funny because so many street fighter knock offs are god awful.
>real ending was never made so the canon ending is you framing a black guy for a murder he didn't commit
Oh well, he was a piece of shit anyway.
Slowbeef trying to be the smart one of the two is just sad. I wouldn't even call him a midwit.
>the weird spinoff that nobody remembers
This series is actually pretty good and full of moronic zapdramatic moments, its a shame it doesn't get as much love
Been binging Retsupurae lately, there's a lot of gold in here
I never finished the Deep Fear videos but holy shit the Clancy bit gets me every time
Retsupurae had a good run of 10 years. They couldn't really do something like it now and it ran it's course with long plays so I'm glad it's over
>"Fancy a joust...OF ROCK!?"
i looked at their channel recently and it feels like a lot of videos were deleted. any good ones that i should note?
dumbass slowbeef deleted everything where they say homosexual or moron
Could be worse. That absolute gay ChipCheezum actually did nuke his Retsupurae channel. Everything is gone except for a couple Nintendo PSA videos.
Other people uploaded all his old vids
I was disappointed he did that but I guess I can understand since he works in the industry now and all it takes is one butthole on Twitter to post a clip of you making a homophobic joke
He's too busy working on the new Saint's Row
he was let go from volition long before SR4
he was just a ‘set up developer streams’ tech guy
The Billy videos have all been delisted but thankfully not privated. They do still keep their word that they will take a video down if the uploader wants it gone no questions asked. Allegedly Billy recently asked them to remove them.
I miss Panoots
me too, i hope his nana is doing well
Only the Kickstarter stuff and Dahir Insaat was actually good RP, the rest was just a bunch of SA elitists mocking people for doing LP "wrong"
i remember i started watching tietuesday because of those videos and it was comfy for a while but then it became a friend group circle jerk
That's just general goon elitism. To be fair, 5FPS hypercam recordings and being worse than old DSP at camera-pointed-at-tv setups are worthy of being mocked relentlessly. The irony was the terrible quality put out by the people doing the mocking.
It just wasn't that funny. It says something that people remember their MST3K playthroughs more than most riffs on LPs. Shit, most people actually defend and like the people they mocked now.
Probably not the 1-5FPS zelda ALTTP emulator guy. Yeah, a lot of the RPs were "REEEEEE WHY AREN'T YOU EXCESSIVELY EDITING YOUR VIDEO AND REGURGITATING WIKI ARTICLES FOR YOUR COMMENTARY TRACK LIKE I SUPER IMPORTANT MAN SLOWBEEF SAID TO" with fatbeef's $5 mic with the gain turned up to 11 clipping over everything.
They saw PewDiePie get big and they seethed at him too. So many RPs, like you said, were basically just "We at SomethingAwful invented the concept of talking while playing a video game, we are not amused by you moving in on our turf."
Game Center CX is older than SA let's plays though.
And MST3K came before any of it. But that's goon elitism
you got RP. You probably deserved it.
Some of them are just hard to listen to because it's 2+ guys talking over a guy talking over a game.
idk, I still smile thinking about Cornshaq Baby
Post your top 3 Retsupuraes
>Cobra Space Adventures
>Ambition
>True Shit
>ambition
>darkseed
>urban runner or whatever it was called
>"What's that guy doing in my chair...."
true kino
hilarious part
don't forget deep fear and shadow of destiny
>Darkseed II
>Cobra
>Blood Whistle
Special shoutout to any "horror" Retsufrash.
>Deep Fear
>Arise
>Arrival in Hell
>Ambition
>Harvester
>The billymc saga
harvester is really good
Harvester still cracks me up everytime I hear the hooded guy go "STEVE..."
Ambition being on most people's top Retsupuraes really goes to show how much it holds up. Personally I'm more of a King's Quest fan
>"GRAHAM! HELP ME!"
>The town theme
>Those looney tunes deaths
God I need to rewatch it
>The town theme
i remember when Diabetus played Metal gear 5 with beef and he changed the music that plays when you're helicopter arrives to that theme, fricking funny.
>The town theme
The stuff of nightmares.
trying to avoid what other people chose
>King's Quest 5/6
>Alone in the Dark
>Hopkins FBI (no diabetus but the game is so insane it doesn't really matter)
slowbeef's playthrough of Snatcher is also good.
King's Quest 6
Last Alert
Shadow of Destiny
>Darkseed II
>Ambition
>Blood Whistle
>Other M
>Trapped by Godlimations
>Arise
>trapped
another great one
The guy who made (and starred in) the Godlimations games has the move pretentious goddamn voice in the world, but other than that they're pretty zany adventures
was that M Dicky or whatever?
MDickie is the guy who made The You Testament, Hard Time, and a bunch of other bad games based on a shitty wrestling engine he made. He's still doing that to this day.
Is he still making religious games, too?
Those were the best.
As far as I know he only made The You Testament and a muslim version called The Making of a Prophet which he removed from his website. He is a brit so that's probably why. He mostly just works on the actual wrestling game now.
He makes a bunch of phone games now. You can play the You Testament in 2D.
the you testament is kino
He's currently updating the game, Wrestling Empire.
This game was made in just 3 months, consider that!
Haven't though about this guy in years, time to rewatch the story of our lord and savior Bully Demise.
>Ambition Babies
>Metroid Beginings
>Ecstatica
>Obscure 2
>Earnest Evans
>Galerians
>Last Alert
>Cobra
>Literally any video where Proteus was a guest
I've researched the retsuprae commentary of this over and over for 10 years, I love this shit
Still the funniest thing all these years later
Man I still wish we could've seen their first playthrough of Heavy Rain
DEATH TO ALL LIARS!
MY NAME IS-
god that was so fricking weird.
what was she trying to do even
Pretending Ted is attacking her through the bars, maybe?
what was her endgame
What was anyone's Endgame in that series to be honest
God even all these years later I still randomly think about "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PIZZA RECEIPTS?"
>I polished off a forty pounder babe!
Did Ted eat forty pounds of pizza?
ted would do that t b h
In one sitting.
I can't believe we never got a conclusion to ambition i need to know what was going on
ZapDramatic stopped right before the finale.
we need to find him wtf
He is living somewhere in the middle of the Canadian wilderness.
what's he hiding from
Terrorists like Ted
Make it seem like Ted was attacking her
Which doesn't really work cause security cams but whatever
Ouch!
i had a crush on e1ke, who was a guest in their shadow of memories LP and was sometimes in betus’ streams
She sounded fat as frick
My gritty piss stained toilet.
>"im not touching that with MY hands!"
I still say "Telepor' Mehrio" when teleportation is mentioned
BOWSER'S EVIL TEST
A TOIME MACHINE
people continually thinking voidsperger is a beautiful trans woman is the funniest shit
chip even looks and acts like a ftm
how bad does it feel to mistaken for trans when you're a biological female
>BillyMC
>get's RP'd
>gains tons of new fans from it
>many years go by
>one day out of nowhere
>asks slowbeef to remove the RPs of him
why billy?
Because it wasn't actually all in good fun. If Billy had told them to stop when they first started bullying him people would have just gone after him harder.
the ambition one where Ted was a teacher and the weird one with the rich old lady and the piranha pool
>rich old lady and the piranha pool
which one is this
where is dan mcneely nowadays
Thinkin' 'bout Jack French
didn't they give up on the sequel because it was boring as frick compared to the original?
Slowbeef was always a homosexual. He just became a more pronounced one over time.
Stop doing LPs with a camcorder.
Make me.
Diabetus > Slowbeef
the true ranking
uhh obviously
Literally everybody thinks that, the only actual debate is whether Beetus or Proteus was funnier.
i'm gonna be contrarian and say:
The Sonic 06 Playthrough
Darkseed II
Kickstarter Nonstarters
are my three favorite
Wow I forgot they did a Sonic 06 playthrough
Man I always wanted them to do Shadow and SA2. Just to see their reaction to the Shadow intro cgi and this gem at the end of SA2
Didn't Slowbeef become an sjw basedboy
was always a clout chaser and still is so yes
AMAZIIIING GRACE
Don't give a frick about slowbeef's politics, I just miss these two so much
Betus looks like the sheriff from twin peaks lmao
I vowed to never look up how youtubers who don't actively show their face look after seeing this picture. I still looked up Ironicus after that
>I still looked up Ironicus after that
Quite possibly the worst case ever of voice-face not matching the face-face.
It's funny because I think Chip looks exactly like he sounds. Like exactly how I pictured him in my head.
Absolutely, the man positively radiates dweeb energy.
People used to joke that Ironicus was black. That was pretty funny.
Did they ever finish this shit or did it end up unfinished?
I did appreciate how slowbeef acknowledged he looked like a absolute fricking loser (and kinda was) sometimes
who was the person they commentated with during Druids
damehasclass
What happened with Retsupurae? They just get sick of making videos for the channel?
Slowbeef still uploads to an audiance of basically nobody. Betus hasn't uploaded anything on his channel for like 5 years but still guests with Slowbeef occasionally. The Retsupurae channel is pretty much abandoned.
I always figured it got a lot legally dodgy to just lift other people's videos and slap a comment track over them roasting them.
I also understand that's a whole genre unto itself in a much less funny capacity, but maybe that's why they soured on the format. What I really want is Chip and Ironicus riffing on old anime again.
>but maybe that's why they soured on the format
It was half that, half their tryhard fans harassing the subjects of RPs. IIRC they would delete whole videos if people started harassing the person too much, to "teach the audience a lesson" or something.
Also as time marched on, I'm sure the idea of making fun of LPs became a little trickier as the production quality across the board was raised. It's not like you can make jokes about slow FPS anymore.
>legal territory
You've let modern streamers and ecelebs poison your mind. It was never a legal issue. Fair use and all that. Corporations only get away with taking that down because they have infinite money and power.
They're old as frick so they just got tired of it. Slowbeef and Betus just stream to like 50 viewers nowadays.
BECAUSE IM A TERRORIST
Slowbeef's Bloodborne LP was kino. I still back and watch it sometimes.
How bad was he at the game? I don't actually remember if he was decent at soulslikes or not.
He's always been pretty decent at games and good at learning. Kind of slow gameplay, but nowhere near the levels of meandering you typically see from blind playthroughs.
I listened to the podcasts recently and hearing slowbeef going from not caring about Dark Souls to it becoming his favorite game of the year was fun
Diabetus: "ECHOS."
does a complete archive of all Retsupurae videos exist?
The one I miss the most is Proteus4994
Who here /sirbasilpike/?
This one makes me laugh every time.
Still the best 2013
these two are the peak non-wrongpurae/retsufrash content
this too
The fricking best. It kills me every time, especially the middle bit when he keeps dying, every fricking moronic noise ever starts playing and Proteus starts dying laughing.
>youtube recommends me a recent retsupurae-worthy video as I watch actual retsupurae
This isn't that bad. Sure, it's a camcorder and he's bad at pinball, but at least the picture is clear and he seems to know what he's talking about.
It just felt like a video that would be easy to make fun of, not all retsupurae victims were "bad" or anything, not to mention that one time the couldn't realize that the video they riffed on was a joke itself (think it was Cr1tikal or someone similar, the Ace Attorney one)
Yeah that was Cr1tikal. I do think the game being super stretched and sped up was a frickup though, none of his other videos are like that.
Proteus was the best third guy they ever brought on.
The Sonic 06 playthrough is good shit because of just how brutally they got beat down by the game's shittiness.
for me it's black metal ghost
Holy shiiiiit
Every couple years I always forget why I love this video and it gets funnier every time
supergreatfriend is still the goat even if he has been cursed with the most unfortunate community of horny furries
anything made by him in the last 5 years you would personally recommend? I loved the XBLIG arc and the Bully Demise saga.
he redid his Shadowman LP for the remaster pretty recently, with voice instead of subtitles this time. the Disco Elysium streams are really good too (so long as you don't watch the VOD with chat on his Twitch) but that's more just because it's Disco Elysium.
oh also the Shadow of Destiny playthrough is pretty great
yeah between ai and ghostwire there's been a lot of uninteresting shit, at least Who's Lila was cool
Shadowman is the only actual LP he's made in years, though high quality as always. Unfortunately he streams most of the time, but thankfully doesn't engage too much with his chat.
please god let ai end soon
also reading out every line of dialogue in horrible annoying voices is something he's wayyyyy too into for the past few years, probably cause his horrid troony furry fans love it
crying is not enough
lifeline
re4 vr
ninja gaiden NES trilogy, really any of his retro friend videos
the quiet man
ring: terror's realm
killer7
>also reading out every line of dialogue in horrible annoying voices is something he's wayyyyy too into for the past few years
I feel it's one of those things that is more fun to do yourself than being subjected to
i wouldnt mind it as much if it wasnt padding out videos that already generally long. it works for some things like journals or data logs or whatever where it's not worth looking at the screen for, but it's just distracting and detracts from things like ghost trick. you cannot have fitting cadence and inflection for dialogue you haven't read already.
it is probably fun though
An absolute classic. Poor Tyler.
What's wrong with me? Everytime I see a retsupurae video I don't mind them shitting on moronic people but the moment I look at the comments and see people dog piling on the shitter makes me fricking livid. Fricking sheeps.
You are feeling what they also felt, and understand now why they don't do it anymore.
I feel that way about DSP and TISYDP
They're always so fricking nit-picky. It really rolls my marbles. Idk why they get so autistic over small shit.
I consider it to be part of the joke
Slowbeef really is just an autistic homosexual though.
true dat
I remember when he probated Khad for like 99999999 hours because he didn't respect the way he did things or something lmao
Jesus Christ
the fact that ambition was never finished is actually sad.
This is 14 years old...
I think this was one of the first RPs I saw back in 2010
>moved to Oregon
Britbros... he abandoned us... for fricking Oregon
Who wouldn't?
I see a lot of commonwealth types in Minneapolis and my first thought is always "lol wtf why?"
This one is great. I like the ones where they're actually entertained by the guy they're riffing on instead of annoyed.
>Oh-ree-gohn
Marry-oh?
merry-oh!
HALLIGAN WHY
I remember loving the Retsutalks too
The one where Chip and Ironic us talked about their visit to the convention and the one where AllShamNoWow joined them to make fun of David Cage and Saw were my favorites kek