Thief: the black parade

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Why aren't you playing the unironic GOTY instead of seething about the lastest capcom cashgrab?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I already did 4 months ago.
    Now I try to forget about it so I can play it again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dogshit gameplay
      I'll pass. besides the real goty (ER DLC) hasn't dropped yet

      >GOTY
      That's Helldivers 2 btw.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dogshit gameplay
    I'll pass. besides the real goty (ER DLC) hasn't dropped yet

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Black Person simulator

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but you're not supposed to kill people in thief

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uuhm, he kills people in 1's and 2's cinematic intro?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That was GOTY last year though.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I just started with fan missions and don't want to be overwhelmed with a dozen mission that take like 3 hours each and are really difficult

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're 1 hours max iirc

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No I easily spent two hours per mission. It is a campaign for experts. That said you might as well start with the good stuff because there's a bunch of those and you don't want to burn out on garbage fan missions.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think the longest missions are first one, the two tomb raids and Dewall's mansion and they took me around 1 hour and 40 max without counting reloads, and aside the last one they're all bangers imo, didn't felt like they needed some expert knowledge if you played the first two games anyway.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            last level was, as they say, "kino"

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Surely many steps above the originals last missions.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Something I noticed specifically with Black Parade is that they cranked up the AI to be hyper sensitive to everything which would be annoying to anyone who doesn't know the ins and outs of the AI behavior in these games.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think they nerfed the character actually, i ran trough stone floors all game and had barely any problems but staying in complete dark wasn't as strong as in og thief

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mission completion time doesn't account the time you spent savescumming. TBP missions are 1,5-2hrs easy. And yes it's the best Thief game in existence, every mission is good unlike the official slop.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just skip Thieves' Guild, Trace The Courier, Casing The Joint, and Escape!, rest is kino
          >T. Zoomer who discovered Thief in 2018

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I already played it when it launched.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like both

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid kid with a girls name and space autism

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because the black parade gave me hope that things I like can still get good pseudo-sequels in the modern day
    And then DD2 completely let me down

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already played Black Parade and it got me into playing Thief FMs again.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have. It's absolutely fantastic. It's so good that I can't even discuss it on Ganker because there's nothing to shitpost about.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can I play it without playing Thief 1+2 first? I like overhaul mods and I haven't played 2000s computer games. I already have an infinite backlog anyway and am trying out Arx Libertatis and Dark Messiah Reborn.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah experience the original two first, they're masterpieces even though the 2nd one is a bit more cornier

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This anon

          Mission completion time doesn't account the time you spent savescumming. TBP missions are 1,5-2hrs easy. And yes it's the best Thief game in existence, every mission is good unlike the official slop.

          says they're slop though

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he's just confused because TBP is incredible. thief 1 and 2 are great games

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              TBP doesn't repeat levels or have a trailing mission (I assume this is the slop he refered to), therefore it's automatically much better. That said, TBP is fricking fantastic. I don't remember how long it's been since I've experienced a mission like The Jaws of Madness.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine israelites of Darkness in vr

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Black Mesa made me realise that the mod community can only make amateur work. Yes. they can add more polygons and high res textures, but there's always this downmarket, grubby conman vibe. It's like buying a car from a gyspy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's like buying a car from a gyspy.
      a-atleast it runs and gets you from a to b r-right?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I skipped The Bonehoard and I'd skip it again. Implausible and confusing layout.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't beat the game

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, thanks for reminding me. Wasn't ready to return to Yakuza 3 yet and I was wondering waht to play.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why the author of this mod is so obsessed with parkour. It's absurdly bad and wonky in Thief. I also feel it has the exact same problem that the vanilla games have.
    >Normal+Hard: 1v5 guards and slaughter everyone on the map effortlessly
    >Expert: can't slaughter everyone but loop the map 20 times wondering where the frick the expert-specific last objective is while everyone is sleeping on the floor.
    Enemies going in to full alert when they hear a single clank in the distance from a crouch+walk footstep on metal/tile was also a moronic change.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that big of a deal, just be holding space while you're at eye level and touching a ledge.

      True on looping the map looking for the last gold coin you missed, though

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the well mission was pure kino but the rest could have been better

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished Thief 2 for the first time today (didn't play 1 and went straight for the 2nd because most places I looked said 2 was the better game). What are the best fan missions? Looking for cool level design and fun more than challenge.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because I played Thief 1 and 2 but not the 3rd game yet and I heard this somehow connects back to that one.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish there was an FM that has you playing as a Hammerite.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sneak disabled
      only bonk now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haunts would be so much scarier if you couldn't just 1shot them with a backstab from stealth

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't get into The Black Parade because of how overwhelmingly large each map was. Not to mention the added environmental detail and props, perhaps excessive in some places, in combination with loot recolors like silver candlesticks, made it much harder to find enough loot to meet mission requirements. I've beaten both Thief 1 and 2 on expert, even fulfilling ghost requirements for some missions, but seeing how huge the maps were and missing the loot requirement by a significant margin on the first mission killed any desire I had to slowly stealth through each mission, so I ended up playing on normal and bunny-hopping past all obstacles instead.

    The maps themselves were gorgeous, though. Incredible to look at. The Keepers library and vertical catacomb missions were probably my favorite (based solely on appearance).

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you tell me, with complete certainty, that no trannies were involved in the making of this mod? I doubt you can.

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