>This?

>This? This is nothing. You should have seen me at Hoggar's Bridge. Dozens I slew

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elf? ELF

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sweaty babymaking sex with Kerillian.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      her eyes remind me of coraline
      which is probably why its slightly unsettling

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dirty bitch needs a bath

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You knife eared piece of shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    made for BKC

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any loremasters here?
    How basly did she fuck up?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Several magnitudes of bad. She's more or less the reason why the situation in the first game was so dire because she got duped by Chaos.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Qrd?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          About her indirectly causing the fall of Ubersreik and Athel Yenlui and that if the other 4 would know the truth they would kill her on the spot or about her new career?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her stupidity almost single-handedly caused the fall of Ubersreik.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And she still has the audacity to act like she's superior to everyone else. What a stupid, stupid bitch.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She does that to emotionally distance herself from the rest of the group so in case she dies they won't even pause to mourn her.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is that supposed to make her some kind of saint? Sounds like they should just kill her because she's a treacherous cunt and probably meant to do it for all they know.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She's useful. Like Sienna is useful to Saltzpyre. They need each other in the first game, in the second they're just pals because I guess they are now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah so I guess it's convenient that she fucked up and got a lot of people killed because they're "pals," retard. Someone knifes me in the back like that they get a bullet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She didn't knife anyone in the back and there's nothing convenient about it.
                I don't think you understand the character.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Halfwitted moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her stupidity almost single-handedly caused the fall of Ubersreik.

        >woman
        >cause of something bad

        color me shocked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, I'm talking about the deal she made with elven god of death or something. Some dudes in previous vt2 threads claimed she'd be cursed forever.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shes a tree now and will eventually want to kill all the meat

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Shes a tree now and will eventually want to kill all the meat
            What the fuck...

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's ok no one will live long enough for that to happen

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Qrd?

          Basically she was told that Ubersreik is at fault for the fall of her homeland, so she slaughtered a regime that was supposed to help with with the Skaven. That was, of course, a lie, and it made things a lot, lot worse.
          Now she has to atone for it by killing Skavens and helping the other four. It's also why she's often counting her kills.

          If Kruber or Saltz found out, they'd kill her on the spot.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If Kruber or Saltz found out, they'd kill her on the spot.
            Didn't Saltz know it by now? The conversation about Hoggard's bridge implies that he realizes it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that conversation is almost a meme and they never mention it again. Maybe cause he knows she's useful. nta btw. I don't think they'd kill her if we're talking about after all of their adventures, but at some point they probably would.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think that's supposed to be a different incident.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah yes, another two slaughtered by Kerillian regiments.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I decided to try this out since I got it for free and I ran out of content after about 20 hours
    determined that anyone who plays it longer than that is just addicted to loot boxes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >determined that anyone who plays it longer than that is just addicted to loot boxes
      No, we like the gameplay. I haven't opened any chests in a while, but playing legend chaos wastes runs every now and when. It's fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally L4d2 but with gear. Getting gear to run veteran/champion takes no time at all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I ran out of content after about 20 hours
      if you just play every map once on normal mode then yeah of course
      the point is to replay it on harder modes, with modifiers, with new builds, etc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I probably have like 100 lootboxes untouched and waiting. I just enjoy clicking on rats.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I play because of the challenge on cats and above and nothing's better than bisecting 20 Pinky's with a heavy

      TLDr:dopomene farm

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait a minute....POGGERS BRIDGE?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHE DECIDES TO SHOOT ME NOW?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread goes up!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would he say that to her elf husband?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks brodin, you always have my back

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Step aside, Lumberfoots!
    She's got this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post the next panel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shame the spear was absolute shit, it was such a fun weapon to use.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf are you talking about
        spear is the meta weapon for shade and handmaiden too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Last time I played, it was dual swords for shade and handmaiden was a bad joke. Weapon meta changed often but I'd sooner believe you are just an idiot then that they made handmaiden anything else.

          In any case, spear was basically useless against armored enemies (eg stormvermin). Face stabs were unreliable at best simply due to the animations (unlike say the Rapier where raping faces is all day fun). Great for hordes of weak shit, but if you can't handle everything the game throws at you to some degree then you may as well not play.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well Handmaiden is good and Spear is a great choice for all Elf careers

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Handmaiden is good at running away and being worse than useless. If you are solo speedrunning she's the best character, if you are doing anything else she should be kick on sight.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her stamina buff alone makes her a must have you pleb.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                t. champ

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are talking about bad players, not the career
                the career is great, she has infinite stamina, massive attack speed, has access to the broken elf weapons, has invisibility on laughably short cooldown, has a dash and even gets a shield with amazing offensive capabilities
                handmaiden is top fun if you enjoy melee combat, spamming lights with 2h sword was great even before the recent twohander buff

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                tfw shield is behind 17 dolla shit dlc

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                your argument being? the game and all content DLC costs less than 30 bucks in total

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I made an argument?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well I'm asking why you posted this irrelevant remark, are you trying to make a point?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i think his point is that he doesn't want to give Fatshart a cent anymore
                a common feeling

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                are keysites ok?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dunno I only pirate console games

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            spear is good now

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Always was if you could aim for the head. It's still mid if you don't.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so basically skill issue?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's just shade bullshit. She can make any weapon deal tons of damage versus monsters.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >american author
                I unironicly believe americans became insane when circumcision became the norm

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I tried spear with sister of thorn and it was amazing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t.ye olde beate orßiter

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lumberfo-ACK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that they nerfed the griffon foot to the ground from it's original glorious state.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It still fucks on BH.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DOUBLE THE DISCIPLINE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you get the proc indicator centered?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the absolute fuck is she doing? Does she have to take shit that very moment, is she having a heart attack? What would posses her to leave the car like that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?
        She's a moron in body and soul, what do you expect.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Car was stolen and she ditched it.
        You know why.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stolen car, she tried to ditch it. Normal people might try to do so in a more secluded area to avoid being caught on camera immediately, but you know how melanin suppresses brain activity.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why ditch it to begin with? I assume you steal something with the goal of retaining it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >left the car and just walks like a GTA NPC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      qrd?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Dwarf players so much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. elf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Get a slayer
        >They always use their career skill off CD, enemies or not
        >Attack spam to move faster like a retard
        >Dies
        >Leaves

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          MUST GO FASTER

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Get a slayer
            >They always use their career skill off CD, enemies or not
            >Attack spam to move faster like a retard
            >Dies
            >Leaves

            >stack movement on hit, movement on jump and gork/mork’s boon in the citadel of eternity
            >jump into a horde then instantly run off a cliff
            Fug 😀

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What is it with slayers and cliffs? They're like lemmings

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Looks like he had the bonus damage talent and forgot about the cliff

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You just can't take these guys seriously.
                They look so pathetic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          MUST GO FASTER

          Based role players.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based, they're fully immersed into being a Slayer.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oath fulfilled
          Manlings wouldn't get it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the fuck up elfoid.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DELETED

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do i keep seeing elfs job to these fuckers.
    Like at least 50% of elfs i see die are to them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There seems to be some mysterious attraction between Kerillian and rats... curious.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Assrai girls are MADE for Big Bretonnian Chivalry

        Go back.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's canon that an Elf goddess abandoned her people to go be Bretonnia's goddess, not only that she kindaps Bretonnian shotas too
          just the way it is knife ear

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Bretonnians all simp for Lileath

            This is why the Empire is superior.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How is it different from sucking off Sigmar all day? The Lady gives them superpowers, I'd worship her too.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sigmar is but a speck amongst the divine, mayfly!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Could've gotten long hair Kerillian for SoT
            >Got an ugly granny hairstyle instead
            Nuke Sweden

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's canon that an Elf goddess abandoned her people to go be Bretonnia's goddess
            The same goddess that created a realm for elves in ET and took an elf husband.
            >not only that she kindaps Bretonnian shotas too
            Who are sacrificed. They also kidnap Bretonnian girls, but somehow I never hear you porn addicts talk about that.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Who are sacrificed.
              No they aren't, they're kept as eternally youthful attendants. As I recall there's a story about a Bretonnian Knight who journeyed into Athel Loren on a quest and a met a young man who served the Elves, only to then discover that the 'young man' was in fact some cousin from several generations past.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, do not talk to the poser unless you want to waste your time with severe autism.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >As I recall there's a story about a Bretonnian Knight who journeyed into Athel Loren on a quest
                That's true. There is also a short story that describes a ritual Orion (or was it to Orion?) sacrifices them, but I cannot remember its name.
                There is certainly nothing sexual going on, that's just laughable.

                Anon, do not talk to the poser unless you want to waste your time with severe autism.

                A waifufag makes anti-elf posts, it has to be this way.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For one who claims to love Warhammer elves so much, you have a distinct lack of models.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, I'm just here for the inevitable shitposting.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm just here for the inevitable shitposting.
                Ironic coming from a shitposter.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's canon that an Elf goddess abandoned her people to go be Bretonnia's goddess
                The same goddess that created a realm for elves in ET and took an elf husband.
                >not only that she kindaps Bretonnian shotas too
                Who are sacrificed. They also kidnap Bretonnian girls, but somehow I never hear you porn addicts talk about that.

                No, male magic users get grail immediately and are raised by lady. Louen leads a bunch of these dudes when he receives the grail.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >and took an elf husband.
              No she didn't. Araloth was AT BEST an ex that she asked to move her stuff. More like a one night stand she had centuries ago in fact but who still keeps chasing after her. She married Louen.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >She married Louen
                Now that is entirely your fanfiction.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have no idea what you're talking about, do you? She literally fucking raises him to divinity after his second death, makes him her consort, and tells him if he ever dies she'll die with him. Don't post a smug elf with your ignorance, you look extra dumb.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why can't I find anything about this anywhere?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                End Times, my man. It's shit by the way.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ET “lore”

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lilleath larped as The Lady of the Lake to turn Bretonnia into a bufferstate for Ulthuan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      elf weapons have poor armor pierce
      SVs are fairly common and have non-breakable shields
      go figure

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats why you use your arrows/javelins.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Assrai girls are MADE for Big Bretonnian Chivalry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder this is 100% canon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mel Gibson bros..

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you want to play that game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The mutual trade of bitches is a goal all Humans and Elves should strive for

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Things you can say about your axe you can't say about your wife."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GRIIIIIIMNIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR

      What are some good slayer builds.
      Im using dual hammers and the throwing axe.
      Also how do i git gud at fighting the chaos spawn.

      Dual axes + pickaxe is old school but you can't go wrong with it

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good slayer builds.
    Im using dual hammers and the throwing axe.
    Also how do i git gud at fighting the chaos spawn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dancing with the spawn Spawn is similar to the rat ogre, since it will always go for the grab when you’re close, similar to how the ogre will always slam. The main challenge is getting the timing right, since you have to obviously avoid it, but also have to make sure you stay close enough that you can get in and bait the grab again, rather than eat a combo or slam.
      If you want to get an attack in while it’s doing the combo, block the first two attacks and dodge sideways for the third, similar to the Minotaur

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Throwing ax is a meme weapon. If you aren’t doing dual hammers / dual axes for the double dual wield talent I see some people do dual axes for hordes / coghammer for headshotting armored

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what's your go-to SoT build?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just javelins
      never switch to melee weapons

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lumber foot with a lumber aim!

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What id give for a game like vermintide but you play chaos.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Slaanesh dickgirl where you whack with your cock, block with your balls and your career skill is a corrosive semen blast
      I'd play it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Playing as chaos undivided
      >vs hordes of empire footmen, Brettonian peasants and rats because skaven are untrustworthy.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Nagash got beaten to true immortality by a dwarf too angry to stay dead, an unwashed barbarian who hit him with a hammer, and a frog who one day just decided he didn’t want to be dead anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes we all know Nagash is a gay retard, we don't need to hear about it every thread.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eat shit, I will talk about Nagash

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sienna career in march for sure right bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"NOT A NECROMANCER MARKUS. NOT A NECROMANCER."

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if she'll still use the same voice lines and say that when her necromancer sister is her fourth career

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care how much the lore has been broken already but if she ended up being a necro herself or her sister was playable, Saltz would execute her on the spot. I'm tired of fire as much as everyone but necromancy is beyond heresy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Saltz would have to be quick on the draw, since Kruber would chimp out immediately

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Fight against Sienna's sister
          >Sofia casts The Purple Sun of Xereus
          >Kruber breaks don with PTSD

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did they fuck up so badly for Darktide? Literally all they had to do was reskin VT2.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      VT2 was already a fuckup compared to 1. Fatshark just loves fucking up, monetization and being lazy.

      Anyway how's Bardin these days? I remember Slayer being too risky and lacking crowd control, RV being a bit weak but having some meme infinite ammo builds and everyone just running iron breaker.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Slayer and Engineer are kind of shit but Ranger and Ironbreaker are top tier.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love playing Engineer in chaos wastes runs, it's fun.
          >horde destroyer
          >specials destroyer
          >monster remover
          The only problem are chaos warriors, but even they can be dealt with with a bomb or two.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ranger gets to shit out a free bomb every time he uses an old ranger’s trick, which makes him useful in normal missions and the most broken class in the game in chaos wastes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Greed.
      VT2 had a similarly rocky start, but even with the bugs and the post Bogenhafen drought, it was playable, because the progression was very simple.
      Darktide, in a fit of supreme idiocy I have rarely seen, timegated the progression with gacha mechanics while deliberately sealing off the crafting (I do not believe for a second that they don’t have it ready), which has completely bottlenecked the game.
      Even if the game was stable, forcing players to go into higher difficulties underprepared was never going to go down well, but with the performance issues the blatant attempt to keep people on a treadmill has made people lose patience.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sienna if she young and sexy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Sienna the youngest of them?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon she's a fucking battle grandma, you can't possibly be serious.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure she is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No? She's reaching 50. IIRC Saltz is in the mid and Kruber in the early 40s.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even if she was, bright wizards snorting magical cocaine to keep overcasting their spells tend to age very fast

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always switch to handmaiden to carry beginners through Skittergate so they can collect the achievement.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Shade and dying to a random overhead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Shade
        >ever dying
        Shade is so busted you can do cata runs solo. You LITERALLY have 10 seconds of total invincibility every 30 seconds due to crits resetting your career ability. And you have to be retarded to not hit crits with every second swing at least.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >crits resetting your career ability
          ?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a weapon ability you get shortened skill recharge every 4 seconds with a crit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >5% CDR every 4s
              >permanent 20% attack speed buff
              choose wisely

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Spamming light attacks with the dual daggers i.e the only weapon you should use as a shade is basically pointless on a shade.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop posting from 2018

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You won't convince me otherwise. Sword and dagger is a crutch weapon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would handmaiden by the carry you choose? BH or Ironbreaker would be far superior.

      Hey, I'm just here for the inevitable shitposting.

      Well you always seem to be the root cause of it, bit of a self-fulfilling prophecy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why would handmaiden by the carry you choose?
        Free revives and practically invincible in good hands?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why would handmaiden by the carry you choose?
        So they can have green health, most new players panic when they cart and see only temp health. Also if they do cart twice the low skill refresh time on the HM means I can disengage and dash to them relatively unhindered with the becoming invisible passive

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Well you always seem to be the root cause of it
        Check the chain of replies to look for the root cause.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why would handmaiden by the carry you
        Because a shield and spear handmaiden is basically invincible on anything besides cataclysm.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        handmaiden's a really good combat class
        asrai alacrity, power from pain and willow stance give you +25% crit chance, +10% damage and +45% attack speed
        compare it to a slayer who gets 37.5% attack speed and 45% damage or zealot who gets 30% damage and 45% attack speed
        power from pain stacks are also easier to keep up and refresh than zealot and slayer's stacks and handmaiden is also good defensively

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >power from pain
          come on man
          >willow stance
          what the hell is that?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            power from pain lasts 15 seconds and if you're attacking something you're going to gain those 5 remaining seconds
            and if you didn't dash through 5 enemies every time you refresh it you'll gain stacks instead of counting how many you got that particular time
            so you can basically dash through a monster 5 times while hitting it enough to refresh and you'll build up 5 stacks over time
            willow stance gives you 5% attack speed if you dash once every 6 second up to 3 stacks

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you don't really need the crit, invis is more useful to be honest

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post builds/playstyles
    >handmaiden
    >ghost walk
    >dash through middle of hordes
    >spin through crowds without worrying about getting body blocked and keep hitting

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are days when I'm tempted to buy the Naggarothi Shade cosmetic but then I remember the money would go to Fatshart and change my mind. Still it look damn fine.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when Sienna replies to Saltz's shit talking by accusing him of loving her
    Honestly the best lines in the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOT NOW WITCH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >”perhaps I was aiming for you”
      >VT1 has him deliver the line angrily
      >VT2 has him deliver it slyly
      What did they mean by this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Heresy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that banter they have when he misses a bomb is kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >when Sienna replies to Saltz's shit talking by accusing him of loving her
        Honestly the best lines in the game.

        Fatshark has given me a fantasy that you literally can't find anywhere
        Where am I supposed to get Witch x Hunter content?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          /tg/

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too be fair, End Times is fucking retarded.

    On the other hand, trying to police the depiction of a non-existent fantasy race is even more retarded.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SEXO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >off model

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are no better, ratgay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bet? What bet?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's an irrelevant detail

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >degenerate coomer husbandofag knows absolutely fuck all about the lore
    Why is this fucking embarrassment tolerated?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me again how much shota-sex there actually is. Official sources only.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look at the gay go, only caring about gay sex. Why are you such a fucking pornbrain?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          rat cum

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I caught noldormoron replying to himself about rat rats raping elves just so he can come into the thread and cry about it while spamming his husbandofag coomer shit. It is probably the most embarrassing fucking shit I've ever witnessed.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lol what.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not in this thread you brain damaged imbecile, don't be ridiculous.
                Posting screenshots like this is the stupidest thing imaginable when it's 2 clicks in Gankerx to mark a post as your own or remove it.
                Learn to use the fucking internet you literal toddler.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Not in this thread you brain damaged imbecile, don't be ridiculous
                Okay, but I never did what you accuse me in that post. Care to post some evidence?
                I mean, I'm posting completely unsexualized pictures while others shitpost about rat-racemixing, and yet you talk about "husbando coomer shit". On how many levels of deflection are you on?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You literally admitted it in the thread, it was the funniest fucking thing when you were baffled about unique IPs.
                You know what happened, child. Stop embarrassing yourself.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That never happened.
                If I already live so rent free in your head, you could at least save some screenshot to use as ammunition against me. That would be the smart thing to BTFO me forever. But you don't seem smart. Anyone can lie, but it takes some effort to do it well.
                This is an anonymous image board, anyone can claim anything at any point. Learn to use Ganker

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't matter enough. Anonymous imageboard or not when there are only 2 posters in a thread and one of them is me then it's obviously the OP samefagging crying about rat rape against elves.
                I've been here longer than you've been alive. I'm just here to remind you how much of a fucking embarrassment you are. Receipts are not needed because you were there.
                Denying it just makes it funnier.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you are just one of these ratmorons.
                What a waste of trying to remember things.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Does that make you feel better, child? You know what you did. Literal newfag shit but too fucking stupid to change IPs.
                I don't need people to see you what a fucking embarrassment you are, I'm just here to remind you of it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, still don't remember it, but glad to know that it's so important to you.
                Now go, jerk off to your furgay art.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                meds

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >degenerate coomer husbandofag knows absolutely fuck all about the lore
              Why is this fucking embarrassment tolerated?

              What the fuck are you even talk about
              The only coomer shit I see in this thread is the usual straight shit. Why are you always like this/

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because they have no other argument.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But why is it even an argument?
                I have no idea what he's complaining about. Straights usually turn into schizos at the first sign of gay shit but this is a new level.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whys the elf got black eyes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rat cum

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Supposedly, it's a curse. It could be that the developers were inspired by a certain type of asur official art that gave them black eyes. Black eyes were never canon for fantasy elves, but some people like them.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ‘SPERG FIGHT!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      itoddlers like you should be publicly executed.

      Nah, still don't remember it, but glad to know that it's so important to you.
      Now go, jerk off to your furgay art.

      I'm sure you don't, it must have been too embarrassing.
      Imagine being this much of a fucking failure that you fuck up samefagging.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I completely forgot this was a Vermintide thread after tabbing out for 5min.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Elf DLC is not overpowere-

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t care about it being OP, but I do care about it being so brain dead that it encourages retards to spam it to the point of wiping out vast chunks of health in FF

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the thing. Its stats are fine, but the infinite ammo pool encourages spam. If it had as much as the bow, it would be perfectly balanced.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Zoning out on shade, constantly FF'ing Salt
        >He spergs out and leaves
        I can understand his frustration, but it was fucking funny

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me it was when a handmaiden kept FFing a bounty hunter, and stopped when he just raised his pistol without saying a word.
          Then kept doing it after picking up the grimoire because they thought he wouldn’t shoot them. he did

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My two favorite careers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*cheats*
      >LOOK GUIZE IT'S OP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bait

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you speak as though it's hard to hit headshots with those throwing logs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Staff is the real busted shit. Just neutralise chaos warriors or anything else you see with one click that doesn't even need to be aimed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's balanced by the fact that it can only be used on one career.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Chaos daemon attempts to emotionally manipulate the Ubersreik Five but has no real leverage over Kruber
    Always found that funny, since he should be the most mentally unstable one due to his PTSD.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always love how they mercilessly bully belacuck during pilgrimages.
      Kruber is especially vicious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Elf has arrows in her quiver
      Did they remove this?

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watch your aim, elf... And mind your tongue too
    always makes me chuckle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      salt imo had the best FF quotes
      kruber! you hit me... again!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      salt imo had the best FF quotes
      kruber! you hit me... again!

      There are conversations for stealing kills, well at least one.
      I was playing grail knight once and killed a monster who was low health already and when this converstation happened
      >[someone accuses Kruber for kill stealing]
      >[Bardin] Aye, stealing kills, (...), our Kruber has became quite a villain!
      Happened only once but I was blown away by this.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that Elves screwed everyone over during The End Times, not just humans. The Dwarves were right about them all along.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tomb Kings have no problems with elves.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone has a problem with elves, including other elves.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They have no ship on their shoulder about elves like that meme image implies.
            They hate Nagash, not elves.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >image implies
              It’s based on a memri tv image because elves fit the template better, dumbass, it’s not supposed to be indicative any more than Khatep calling the empire gays for worshipping Sigmar is.
              Are you being willingly dense or are you really that fucking stupid?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most of these meme images are about elves.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh fuck off you dishonest gay.
                There’s about fifty memri tv images that regularly do the rounds, so link, post or even reference ten about elves.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most of these meme images are about elves.

                stop fighting mayflies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No.
                Someone bald faced lying needs to be called a fag or they won’t ever stop.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tomb Kings have a problem with everyone

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Got a picture of them bitching about dwarfs?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Make one yourself, if it’s funny people will repost it just as much, regardless of how accurate it is

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              As I remember one of the tomb kings before they became a skelies was a dwarf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ones that fucked everything up where humans (including chaos humans and undead humans), while even dark elves managed to put up a fight against the inevitable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tought Nagash Sorcery; helping bring about the downfall of Nehekara
        >Help bring Nagash back to life; bringing about the death of based Settra
        >Uses a false flag operation to make the Dwarves go to war; bringing the downfall of the Dwarven empire
        >manipulate the Bretonnians for centuries; using them as a buffer state
        >come out of the woods every year to hunt the Bretonnians
        >create the single largest slave based society in the world
        >Trap Sigmar in their retarded vortex for centuries on accident
        >Killing Ubersriek soldiers
        >Steal the Flame of Ulric; leading to the downfall of Middenhiem and directly contributing to the destruction of the world
        "N-no! I-It was the humans!"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"N-no! I-It was the humans!"
          We call them Archaon and Mannfred.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And still Malekith did nothing wrong.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Darktide feels so soulless compared to Vermintide?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      40k is soulless, its only fitting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      characters and map story not unique, and they didn't make up for that with good or interesting writing. I like the aesthetic and combat but in many other ways the game is lacking.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its the shitty loot mechanic. Vermintide 2 had its grind, but it was mostly just doing good (Taking tomes and grims in fixed locations) and taking chests. But now you have to wait for weapon rotation, deal with an obnoxious crafting system, and grims & tomes are almost random.
      Add that to only 4 classes instead of 16 classes for vermintide at launch, and game gets boring fast.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the lack of actual characters; makes things feel very impersonal. Sure, you'll get a funny voice line from time to time but no actual connections between characters or anything. Just a bunch of dudes going to kill Chaos in random places.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is it for me. Those four in Vermintide sell the games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shitty OC characters instead of actual characters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Another thing is that Skaven have a lot of character to them, they easily be flipped from funny naked rat things, really cool gunners or horrific slavers
      When I see Darktide I can see some pretty cool armor, but nothing particularly memorable yet like a Warpfire Thrower, Gutter Runner or Chaos Warrior

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Character creation was a mistake. I was afraid that the characters they showed in the trailers were going to be who we were getting (asian zealot and mohawk dyke guardsman) but coped by saying fatshart's writing would be good enough to make them likeable regardless. Then they just completely shit the bed, made everyone generic and basically managed to recreate Fallout 4's problem by giving every class multiple personalities with fully voiced lines meaning they could only have but so much dialogue and but so many interactions between personalities that 90% of it just amounts to quips and 1 sentence "banter" between two characters. If they keep adding onto it and keep adding more and more lines, preferably adding more that involve multiple personalities between classes saying things to each other then maybe they can patch things up but right now it just feels like the constraints of game design are leaking though into the game itself and it makes things feel hollow.
      Also as somebody else said, the nurgle enemies have absolutely NO personality whatsoever, poxwalkers are just boring zombies and the soldiers just behave exactly like normal guardsmen (which I think is the point because they're clearly making a "look you're both the same haha, isn't that le ironic???" point but still). Bosses are so generic it hurts and even the administration on the mourningstar just feels very uninspired (except Hadron who is the best character in the game by a country mile). Lohner doesn't get enough credit for being an important 6th character in Vermintide.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elf's horizontal

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHE NEEDS CORRECTION

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >VT2 is great
    >Darktide is absolute shit

    what happened

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason fighting games have 'unique' characters is the same reason coop does as well.
      With the exception of DRG every other coop that has bad characterization like back for blood or none like Darktide, have no staying power no matter the gameplay. As much as the maps get repetitive in VT games, this can be drowned out by likeable, funny banter of characters that are ironically unlikeable to others for the same reasons.

      This affects maps, overall story and setting. Vt1 was a 5 man crew in a besieged city going out at night mostly, while bitching and bickering, with the real threat of execution by Saltz of the wizard for example and genuine character grievances amongst each other told purely through dialogue.

      The combat in Darktide is not bad, a lot of the weapons are DOA like the headhunter autoguns but that is a balancing issue and there have always been shit tier/perma bad weapons in Vermintide. The argument about lack of classes is moot. Vt1 had 0 and just the 5 characters. Vt2 is what happens after you firmly establish your characters and then you can branch into what ifs. Fatshark could have done this during Darktide months from now except instead they went the lazy, copout wanting to have purple haired progressive non white women in the spotlight but were too chicken to pull the trigger and base a whole game around it. So now we have 10 times the voice lines and yet largely nothing interesting or rememberable said.

      Darktide was advertised and sold on the idea of a central story and figures and instead has less than release Vt1. Player customisation would have been cool if they simply allowed it for a generic 'shit kicker' option per class while having purpose designed and written official characters. Have the main cast treat theme exactly as they are treated now. Imagine running an Empire merc as well as Kruber but he only has generic lines and responses.

      Progression is also dogshit but that *can* be patched.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree. Also darktide maps all look the fucking same. It's all industrial catwalks. God I thought that levels were procedurally generated for the first few hours of play.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 90% sure they wanted to do procedural generation until the last 6mth or so of development, explains why they use the same areas on different maps every so often as well.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'M A BLOODY BATTERING RAM THAT'S WHAT I AM

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if we had gotten a AoS game instead Darkshit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine something even worse? No thanks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DOA. No one, and I mean literally NO ONE except for trannies plays AoS in all of Sydney, and I have been to most B&M LGS. AoS is dead in the TTG scene outside paid promotion events by GW and has 0 interest from secondaries.

      I am close friends with 2 store managers from two large stores (both play private at my house for in house game nights), and every time someone buys an AoS model its to fill out their WHFB army they are reviving or daemons for example for 40k.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literally everybody agress AoS has better balance than 40k cope.

        Same reason fighting games have 'unique' characters is the same reason coop does as well.
        With the exception of DRG every other coop that has bad characterization like back for blood or none like Darktide, have no staying power no matter the gameplay. As much as the maps get repetitive in VT games, this can be drowned out by likeable, funny banter of characters that are ironically unlikeable to others for the same reasons.

        This affects maps, overall story and setting. Vt1 was a 5 man crew in a besieged city going out at night mostly, while bitching and bickering, with the real threat of execution by Saltz of the wizard for example and genuine character grievances amongst each other told purely through dialogue.

        The combat in Darktide is not bad, a lot of the weapons are DOA like the headhunter autoguns but that is a balancing issue and there have always been shit tier/perma bad weapons in Vermintide. The argument about lack of classes is moot. Vt1 had 0 and just the 5 characters. Vt2 is what happens after you firmly establish your characters and then you can branch into what ifs. Fatshark could have done this during Darktide months from now except instead they went the lazy, copout wanting to have purple haired progressive non white women in the spotlight but were too chicken to pull the trigger and base a whole game around it. So now we have 10 times the voice lines and yet largely nothing interesting or rememberable said.

        Darktide was advertised and sold on the idea of a central story and figures and instead has less than release Vt1. Player customisation would have been cool if they simply allowed it for a generic 'shit kicker' option per class while having purpose designed and written official characters. Have the main cast treat theme exactly as they are treated now. Imagine running an Empire merc as well as Kruber but he only has generic lines and responses.

        Progression is also dogshit but that *can* be patched.

        I hate the gameplay in darktide.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are like 3 people who care enough about AoS to have an opinion on its balance.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And worse everything else, which is saying something. Imagine being a worse setting than fucking 40k, which barely exists as something able to be cared about.

            I never said anything about balance. It doesn't matter though, no one is playing it or collecting models. Excluding the 2-3 armies like greenskins that can be used in 40k etc. AoS exclusive models are selling as bad as WHFB brettonia circa 2010.

            It is why even with nothing to show for it GW kneejerked, and shat out an old world promo because the best selling AoS armies are all WHFB crossovers or dual purpose 40k. AoS came out strong initially sure, but the last 5 years has been dogshit for GW in AoS sales and they are the only setting that saw negative growth during covid. Blood Bowl had a larger gain in models sold globally than AoS.

            Of the largest portion of sales of AoS models most are not used in AoS games. AoS is a disaster for GW and they were caught flatfooted. 40k is making up the slack since it exploded over the last 3 years but now that is falling too as the market share normalises and inflation +cost of living is killing a lot of new and potential customers. AoS has the least engagement world wide and literally unless GW pays a LGS to host a tournament its exceedingly rare to find anyone interested in running one. Even then its always tacked on to 40k tournaments as a side thing.

            AoS will never get a big budget game because it doesn't know what it wants to be and outside model hobbyists only, it cannot produce new external interest in the setting. Maybe 20 years ago, but now we have more than a decade of generic bright and colourful gacha and mobile game shovel ware that is indistinguishable on a surface level from AoS. GW fucked up.
            >inb4 models
            t. Not even a WHFB player.

            AoS models > 40K trash

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              40k has a problem with pauldrons, everybody other than maybe some of the undead in AoS has the biggest, most retarded hats. Even old characters they’ve brought forward have had their hats been made more retarded. How did they manage to make Archaon’s helmet even fucking sillier?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                2bh I don't care about AoS and I'm just here to trigger you gays over AoS. I think however the models do look great. I collect 40k

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, not even the people who post about AoS care about it. This is known.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ok. They are pretty to look at. Yet no one is buying them enough to support the setting. Not to mention the stigma of purple haired unwashed 'women' who make up most of the public profile of the playerbase.

              I am not saying I *want* it to fail. I am saying I could not care less and it is doing it anyway. No matter how much they tidy the rules up and make the game component more fun or how nice the sculpts are there is no one to play with.

              Meanwhile I have 8 people I regularly play with at my house or 2 others on rotation, and there is always a 40k game going somewhere publicly. I can get a blood bowl game more often than not than even see anyone doing AoS. I frequent 5 different stores across Sydney, (due to my job requirement) ranging from Randwick to Parramatta, Castle Hill and Northern Sydney collectively encompassing the area of 2.5-3 million people.

              AoS is on the shelves and posters and promos exist but are never prominent and no one is ever playing it in stores unless the store itself is lending out test armies to randoms. Even the non LGS, non tournament, common games night hosts running 10+ other game systems rarely mention AoS being played. I have asked a few every now and again out of curiosity and its always the same answer - at best 2 people, though usually one guy will bring models with his other stuff but never have an opponent.

              AoS is in dire straits and no bull shot pro painted models will convince me otherwise. Unless the largest city in Australia uniquely hates AoS, though I have heard its dead in Melbourne and Brisbane as well.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If nobody buys AoS why does GW keep shitting out AoS models?

                >AoS is in dire straits and no bull shot pro painted models will convince me otherwise. Unless the largest city in Australia uniquely hates AoS, though I have heard its dead in Melbourne and Brisbane as well.

                maybe you aussies have shit taste?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >maybe you aussies have shit taste?
                There is a very good chance with Vegemite and VB being so popular.
                >If nobody buys AoS why does GW keep shitting out AoS models?
                I am not in their executive I have no idea. Its not like GW is known for making good business decisions anyway - if we go off the current industry rumour mill GW is actively trying to kill the TTG entirely and just sell 'premium' plastic crack and paints only. We might be living in a reality where all Warhammer armies are in the same position as WHFB is now and relic rule systems or in house rules are all that is left.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon I have never heard a more retarded take, As expected from an australian.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah nah, get farked carnt.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And worse everything else, which is saying something. Imagine being a worse setting than fucking 40k, which barely exists as something able to be cared about.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I never said anything about balance. It doesn't matter though, no one is playing it or collecting models. Excluding the 2-3 armies like greenskins that can be used in 40k etc. AoS exclusive models are selling as bad as WHFB brettonia circa 2010.

          It is why even with nothing to show for it GW kneejerked, and shat out an old world promo because the best selling AoS armies are all WHFB crossovers or dual purpose 40k. AoS came out strong initially sure, but the last 5 years has been dogshit for GW in AoS sales and they are the only setting that saw negative growth during covid. Blood Bowl had a larger gain in models sold globally than AoS.

          Of the largest portion of sales of AoS models most are not used in AoS games. AoS is a disaster for GW and they were caught flatfooted. 40k is making up the slack since it exploded over the last 3 years but now that is falling too as the market share normalises and inflation +cost of living is killing a lot of new and potential customers. AoS has the least engagement world wide and literally unless GW pays a LGS to host a tournament its exceedingly rare to find anyone interested in running one. Even then its always tacked on to 40k tournaments as a side thing.

          AoS will never get a big budget game because it doesn't know what it wants to be and outside model hobbyists only, it cannot produce new external interest in the setting. Maybe 20 years ago, but now we have more than a decade of generic bright and colourful gacha and mobile game shovel ware that is indistinguishable on a surface level from AoS. GW fucked up.
          >inb4 models
          t. Not even a WHFB player.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's a lot of statments there Anon, i'm sure you can back up at least 1 of those claims

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lorewise asrai are real cunts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not that much, could be way worse. The Wild Hunt can kill lots of humans, but it also destroys beastmen and orcs on a regular basis.
      You can be attacked immediately for trespassing into Athel Loren, but there are also stories about them welcoming wanderers into a feast and then guiding them outside (and they then have to deal with several decades having past), as well as suddenly appearing even in the empire to help humans fighting orcs and beastmen.
      People will rage against this post

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >People
        Children aren't people!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're wrong about the feast
        I can't remember the name of the short story but the feast is to fatten up humans to feed to some ancient beast

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That could be a different story, but I remember a story or some fluff blurb where a Bretonnian knight stumbles into Athel Loren and is greeted by a wood elf banquet. They let him join their feasts and drinks, and is then guided outside only to realize that several decades have past.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the funny thing about Dawi is that they are fucking insufferable to deal with but are the ones less actively fuck you over
            they are also the only ones that never used slaves

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dawi are insufferable stubborn fucks that hard to deal with always grumbling and prone to get into a fight to prove his point even if it's not true, but they're also the most trustworthy due to being straightforward and honouring oaths above all else.. i fucking love this comics since elves just tried to deal with skaven or chaos in the mine and dwarf just misunderstood.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He spent five years in jail for killing some high elves traders who didn't have fuck all to do with his mine

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They may have been related to elfs in the mine, please understand, guy just wants his mine back, maybe kill some elf too while he is at it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Way too little jail time.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Way too little jail time.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Middenheim has a bias towards Dwarfs, the whole empire does.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the Old World art looks fine, no idea why /tg/ was seething about it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that looks like an age of empires 2 portrait. what's that image for?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For me to fap to

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >want to play cataclysm
    >it's paywalled
    rip i still bought the cool handmaiden cape tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If VT2 cosmetics weren't so overpriced I would've bought a significant amount of them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Skins for a character in a first person game cost more than new careers
        Which is why I'll never touch any of them

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im the guy who commissions Kerillian Fat Art, and yes I have commissioned more that should be done this month

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      didn't ask + ur gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cant be gay, Kerillian is a woman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      big if true hehe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very cool anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        doesnt this image show up as one of the first results on searching up kerillian or something on google?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Hah, smells like roses! You call that a poison wind, gas-rat?"
        >BBBBBPPPPHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
        >*ting* *ting* *ting* *ting* *ting* *ting*

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >engineer joins game
    nope, every one of them is a useless N

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I maybe useless and die from 2 hits by skavenslave even with barkskin and a talent for armour, but I love me gun and shooting it.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kruber's family dies at Ubersreik
    >Kerillian who's the one to guilty for their death MOCKS HIM FOR IT
    SIGMAR I HATE ELVES SO MUCH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which is why she'll give Kruber a new family. Since they'll only be half-human, she'll have to give twice as many. But waystalkers are sturdy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she is part tree now, might as well dick the hotter tree, namely Drycha
        plus she hates elves

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just had another slayer jump in to a group of SV's during horde
    >They die, leave and the lobby closes since they were the host
    Just to reiterate again, I fucking hate dwarf players

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jumps into lobby during the swarm
      >They're the host

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who was in the right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a regular noob team with sienna using that one staff that kills everything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to give the benefit of doubt and say that the elf joined mid game and Kruber was probably using something like a mace. Still, taking that much damage with FK tells me he still hasn't grasped blocking or dodging. What difficulty were you on?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Legend.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that moment when you realize that Bardin is hippiest of hippies of dwarf kind

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but the dwarf doesn't kill the elves
      he just shoes them away

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Remember, elfs and dwarfs once were close friends

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's only true for Malekith and Snorri. No there is no other close elven and dawi friendship in the entire lore.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And since Snorri is a high king and Malekith, at the time, was one of the most respected and powerful elven princes both dwarfs and elfs were comfortable in alliance with each other. In fact war of the beard/vengeance didn't really picked off at first since both sides were hesitant l

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's Sienna's DLC Fatshark?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Small indie company please understand. 6 months.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ive played like 15 hours of VT2 and I despise the elf. Plus the Kerillian players stereotype seems to be very accurate in practice, which means youre constantly hearing her voice lines trigger.
    I put up with it about 10 hours and then just started ignoring Kerillian players completely unless I have an opportunity to yank a draught they need or to toss a barrel at them. Reading Elf lore just now didnt help with that.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, who's Lohner working for? The big T-man?

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ew.
        She doesn't give a shit about him.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rate my model of her, Ganker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5.9/10

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can you put her a bit further ? I can still make out some details

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AoS is not canon and for trannies as well

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's very nice anon but you replied to wrong person

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my phone camera is so fucking arse I can never get minis to look good 🙁

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does someone have comic where anime elf captured by night goblins wad "saved" by Belegar?

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Kerillian's one handed axe useful for anything lol?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      crafting neo-vaginas
      since all elf mains are trannies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that bad if you run temp-on-kill.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who's the artist?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spaceMAXmarine
      beware there is a treasure trove of Talis

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    W-what are they planning to do to me?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tasty dwarf jerky

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there are anons itt that never experienced the coziness of the Red Moon inn in VR

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