This character is quite literally R*ddit incarnate. OMG le heckin' epic buff bald crazy guy with the vicious...

This character is quite literally R*ddit incarnate.

OMG le heckin' epic buff bald crazy guy with the vicious... hamsterino!?! Oh my Science!

Get the fuck out of here, he almost singlehandedly ruined the tone of the game.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's from the 90s when this type of writing was novel and before reddit was a thing so he gets a pass. Karlach is the reddit character.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He got a pass in the 90s there was no reason to bring him back other than having people go oh my god its the funny hamster man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was still penguin of doom retarded cringe even in the '90s, you just happened to be a pre-teen at the time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, as long as there was interenet discussion about BG, people have overmemed Minsc and then others seethed against him. He was a random comic relief character that got popular because of the hamster.
        Like many other things in BG1-2, if he came out today, Ganker would lose their shit completely.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretend like it's 1998 thread?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Squeaky queer gets da kick!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you're just a boring tryhard?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >almost singlehandedly ruined the tone of the game
    What's wrong, not enough gay bear sex for you?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cringe in the 90s
    kino; aesthetic
    >cringe in the 2020s
    embarrassing; pathetic

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ... you had to play BG2 to get it. hes a returning character from a boomer cprg

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bring back old friends
    >They don't even remember or mention CHARNAME

    Couldn't they at least had thrown in a fucking fourth-wall breaking wink at the audience to show we the player remembers them as our old companions?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Volo mentions CHARNAME in passing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Volo, Minsc, and Jaheira will mention CHARNAME if you're playing Durge. It comes up a couple times in fact.

        Wait, VOLO's still alive too? Wtf, why don't human characters die in FR?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Volo is literally one of two Weave anchors and any time he comes close to death Mystra engineers a rescue or some incredible coincidence

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But isn't Mystra 2.0 (aka: Midnight) dead now? Or has she been brought back too?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              iirc the current Mystra is some kind of fusion of all the past Mystras

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's a lot of cocks

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It was a pure coincidence that "Lucky" Volothamp Geddarn wasn't on the top floor of the Moonrise Towers at the time Gale decided to self destruct, as he had a doctor's appointment

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But isn't Mystra 2.0 (aka: Midnight) dead now? Or has she been brought back too?

          R.A. Salvatore and Ed Greenwood weren't happy with the 4e Forgotten Realms change-ups. After their meeting with WotC, they planned how they could revive the Realms to a state that people would like again and with shit they already enjoyed when the 4e version of the Realms inevitably failed.
          That's what the pre-5e Sundering stuff was about, and a lot of it involved ways that a lot of loved characters and gods came back (as well as officially making the Baldur's Gate story canon to the tabletop game).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Volo, Minsc, and Jaheira will mention CHARNAME if you're playing Durge. It comes up a couple times in fact.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Volo, Minsc, and Jaheira will mention CHARNAME if you're playing Durge. It comes up a couple times in fact.

      Minsc namedrops him even if you're not a Durge and you ask about his old adventures. He also forgets Khalid existed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gorion's ward is kind of a lame way to tokenize that guy, minsc should call him the boss or something if it has to be unisex

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Khalidbros... They're laughing at us again...

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Larian never actually played or gave a shit about BG1 or 2.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you think BG3 turned out so good, then?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On a few occasions a modern iteration can get away shitting on the original. Look at Tom's Mission Impossible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Viconia being evil is the naturalistic reading of the character. Deal with it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's why BG3 is a good game
      >RTWP
      BG1 and BG2 were shit even on release. We had games like HOMM3 or Starcraft back then. Games with actually good gameplay, unlike BG1/BG2.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck off zoomer. You'll never know a time when gaming was only for teenage males. Don't drag his character because reddit fags never grew up.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THIS ONE CHARACTER ALMOST RUINED MY ENTIRE REDDIT AS HECK GAME.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now you understand why BioWare was never good, and everyone shitting on Larian for their writing must be from a mental hospital because it's legitimately a step up from all the major RPG studios of the last 25 years.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hating cringe is more reddit

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reel it back man you are trying way to hard.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he full of cringe dialogue in the older ones as well?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Magic is impressive... but now, Minsc leads! SWORDS for everyone!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I keep hearing "Full plate and FUCKING steel"

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boo canonically crawls up Minsc's ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I was about to say, the hamster wasn't being twee, it was literally a 90's gay joke.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the entire game is cringe-core reddit slop; you're just too gay and retarded to see it without the game slapping it cock in your face

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zoomer btfo
    kys

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i went to the bank the last thing i did before the final boss, i don't know who the fuck that guy is.
    i suspect the shapeshifting girl (who I had already killed) was in that cutscene anyway posing as one of my team members, because the game can't handle the player doing things out of order all that well.

    pic related is R*ddit incarnate, not your image.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fake Jaheira isn't the shapeshifting girl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok, that's good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost all the gnomes in the game are gay. What did Larian mean by this?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody ever talks about him or Jaheira. Being the only two unfuckable companions destroyed their popularity I guess.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one wants to use them, you don't get them as usable companions until the game is basically over. At that point you're usually invested in seeing your game-long companion's quests through. Minsc is even worse than Jaheria in that regard, you have to go find him in the game's final act. She at least starts it with you (as long as she lives through act 2 that is)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Been thinking about this, I would have preferred if the game asks you which 3 companions you want to play with at the start and then you find them in Act 1 somewhere.
        Instead your camp fills up with people you don't play with who constantly bugs you about their sidequests that you don't care about. And late companions don't stand much of a chance.
        I'm of course talking about the first playthrough perspective here.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just play with the big party mod. I'm having a ton of fun running around with 8 people on tactician, even if it makes the game a lot easier. Only people I don't have in my party are Jah and Minsc

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I want smaller parties, on my second playthrough I just did 2 people on ez difficulty (basically impossible on medium and once I realized you get 20% cheaper shop on ez --and you can just toggle ez on/off at any time-- i felt stupid playing on normal difficulty).
            i don't like it when games just make it possible to change difficulty at any time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i didnt even know minsc was in the game and when i got him i only had the orin bitch left lmao. so fucking stupid, both minsc and jaheira should have been there from the get go or at least beginning of act 2.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You get them pretty late and by that time most people aren't going to feel like doing all their levels and setting up their gear and shit

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://spelljammer.fandom.com/wiki/Giant_space_hamster
    I hate secondary fans so much

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    games based on d&d try to have a character for every alignment. He's the chaotic good one, the most annoying alignment, but he's really not that bad

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are we supposed to know who this is?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's one of the most popular characters from the previous two games.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally me. Cope and seethe.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. What ruined the tone was being reminded just how fuck awful melee rangers are, or rangers in general. Their cone skill, ensnare (and misty step if you're a gloomy cuck) are the only things worth doing. The beasts are pretty mediocre, but decent ADD spam. When I did House of Hope I had so many adds, I had more adds than the devil himself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol what? Minsc is the most op companion. Cone does triple damage to multiple enemies in one turn. So multiple enemies are guiding bolted and then the rest of your team cleans up with advantage.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just finished tactician ranger and the only way it gets OP is if you mix class with thief and have the illithid power of mind sanctuary so you can dump all your actions into shooting arrows like some legolos larper.
        better when you become the mind flayer and just get that power passively with the haste bow or if you get some caster cuck to haste you
        It's honestly very underwhelming class.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Personally I found ranger much more fun than fighter or barbarian or whatever astorian is

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ya, at least you have spells and some stealth actions. Fighter is ligijist press button to win and barbarian just seems redundant outside of throwing shit at people, which an Eldritch knight can do easily as well. I just wish Larian would make Eldritch Knight have Int modifier spells instead of none so it isn't just stacking buff only spells. That's the only reason I went ranger this time around anyhow. Martial/cast mix.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny because Minsc who is reddit incarnate is still more normal than every other gay, moron, chud, asian or lesbian quirky nu-DnD character in BG3.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuck off zoomer, dnd and bg has always been goofy. shove your tone up your ass

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This character is quite literally R*ddit incarnate.
    >OMG le heckin' epic buff bald crazy guy with the vicious... hamsterino!?! Oh my Science!
    >Get the fuck out of here, he almost singlehandedly ruined the tone of the game.
    Someone actually sat down and typed all this drivel out unironically

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    took you three(3) games to figure that out, assuming you aren't a Blackid and played the originals.
    In BG3 he's actually considerably worse however given he was voiced by kinggay matt mercer.

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