This does not even deserve a Captain's Log introduction, because this is dead serious. The inside and outside tour I did a few months ago of My House, everyone on the Internet, MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME! They're blaming it at me! It's my fault, I admit it. It's my fault! I want everything about My House OFF THE INTERNET! I'LL SEND IN DETECTIVES, I'LL SEND IN POLICE, I'LL SEND IN EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!
So yeah, please, get everything off of the Internet, NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOOOOW! Curse the trolls, peace to everybody else.
>make flashy indepth horror game
>turns out to be it was about a gay couple grieving
BOOOOOOOOO
>turns out to be it was about a gay couple grieving
isn't this just the typical twitterfag delusion with any media analysis?
out to be it was about a gay couple grieving
Stop taking a youtuber's theories as gospel.
>mygay.wad
>arguably one of, if not THE most interesting game to come out this year
>but because there's minor gay undertones if you look really deep into the game, suddenly Ganker can't help but shit on it
literally why do you care so much
Welcome to Ganker - Video Games
>shitty uninspired wad using tricks that have been used in other wads for decades
>interesting
The absolute state of zoomoids
uninspired wad using tricks that have been used in other wads for decades
>literally everybody who reviewed the wad outside of Ganker praises the mod for doing things practically unheard of in other mods such as multiple floors on top of each other among other things
ok champ
>literally everybody
All the zoomies who watched le ebin video and never even heard of any other wads before, you mean
Which other wads?
Name 3
Okay I'll help but so I can educate Ganker since you all are such ignorants
1. 400 Minutes of Ganker
2. 512 Lines of Ganker
3. HFFM
thanks, downloading them now
I'll give these a try but you better not be fucking lying to me.
Welcome to Ganker
meanwhile there's like 4 homo threads up on Ganker at any given moment
>arguably one of, if not THE most interesting game to come out this year
Shit taste
This is one of the worst games I've played and I have no idea what you people are talking about.
>arguably one of, if not THE most interesting game to come out this year
>but because it's popular, suddenly Ganker can't help but shit on it
I fixed your post
Potentially the best thread all day.
Gone Homo for zoomers
I’M WORKIN ON IT
>Is that... non-Euclidean geometry?! AHHHHHHH HELP ME SLENDERMAN
Why are zoomers like this?
Imagine having nothing else in your life then to shill a gay wad
JACK
CAN A GAY MAN BE GHOST?
show me definitive proof it's about gays not just what some YouTuber said. The initials aren't even the same
They think it's because they aren't survived by a spouse, died the same day, are having a joint funeral (which why would you do that for just friends?), and both have similar interests as listed in the articles (both liked hiking and video games.) The gay theory purposeful chooses not to engage with the game itself because there are things in it that make no sense for the gay theory (baby bottle).
Baby bottle, pills, bathroom sign switch after meds, why would someone combine last and first name in a heart (makes no sense)
>nooooo stop creating unique things i ONLY want to play codblops 23!!!
Pls sterilize your autistic kids or at least don't have any high expectations of them like Bob did
If a girl just became his girlfriend this all could have been avoided.
bro he was obsessive over Megan
Which is why Megan should have become his girlfriend. She gets someone who loves and cares for her, and he gets to have a good life with no crime. Win-win.
>She gets someone who loves and cares for her
bro, he quite literally posted an art of him fingering her without consent. He would have done that in real life too, no doubt about it.
In my experience as long as they enjoy it you can just stick your hand in and they won’t mind. Asking for consent is a turn off
>umm sweetie may I please stick my fingers in your vagina perchance?
>He would have done that in real life too, no doubt about it
I mean he did. He fingered his mother without consent
I sincerely hope at least one person in this thread has played Arrival.
After seeing this pop up so many times in the catalog I finally gave it a try
I expected some haunted house/creepypasta type shit but after beating the level and hitting and pressing every object I found nothing
I feel so dumb but I don't want to spoil it
Look outside the window while you're inside the house.
I tried every window but nothing happened
I will continue I guess
Look outside the house, leave the house, look back inside the house from outside, then go back in
Hmm nothing is happening
I'm confused
Make sure you're not playing the .wad. Play the .pk3 one.
oh fuck
>another anon bamboozled by the absolutely braindead strategy of releasing an early WIP that has the same filename as the mod's title
i laugh every time
now it's working properly, thanks
the gay agenda turned me off
DO YOU REALAHZE!!
At least MetadooM is more epic
Where's the new chapter, pickle boy?