This does not even deserve a Captain's Log introduction, because this is dead serious.

This does not even deserve a Captain's Log introduction, because this is dead serious. The inside and outside tour I did a few months ago of My House, everyone on the Internet, MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME! They're blaming it at me! It's my fault, I admit it. It's my fault! I want everything about My House OFF THE INTERNET! I'LL SEND IN DETECTIVES, I'LL SEND IN POLICE, I'LL SEND IN EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!

So yeah, please, get everything off of the Internet, NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOOOOW! Curse the trolls, peace to everybody else.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make flashy indepth horror game
    >turns out to be it was about a gay couple grieving
    BOOOOOOOOO

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turns out to be it was about a gay couple grieving
      isn't this just the typical twittergay delusion with any media analysis?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      out to be it was about a gay couple grieving
      Stop taking a youtuber's theories as gospel.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >myhomosexual.wad

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >arguably one of, if not THE most interesting game to come out this year
    >but because there's minor gay undertones if you look really deep into the game, suddenly Ganker can't help but shit on it
    literally why do you care so much

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to Ganker - Video Games

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shitty uninspired wad using tricks that have been used in other wads for decades
      >interesting
      The absolute state of zoomoids

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        uninspired wad using tricks that have been used in other wads for decades
        >literally everybody who reviewed the wad outside of Ganker praises the mod for doing things practically unheard of in other mods such as multiple floors on top of each other among other things
        ok champ

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literally everybody
          All the zoomies who watched le ebin video and never even heard of any other wads before, you mean

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which other wads?

        Name 3

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay I'll help but so I can educate Ganker since you all are such ignorants

          1. 400 Minutes of /vr/
          2. 512 Lines of /vr/
          3. HFFM

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            thanks, downloading them now

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll give these a try but you better not be fricking lying to me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to Ganker

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      meanwhile there's like 4 homosexual threads up on Ganker at any given moment

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >arguably one of, if not THE most interesting game to come out this year
      Shit taste

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is one of the worst games I've played and I have no idea what you people are talking about.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >arguably one of, if not THE most interesting game to come out this year
      >but because it's popular, suddenly Ganker can't help but shit on it
      I fixed your post

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Potentially the best thread all day.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gone homosexual for zoomers

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’M WORKIN ON IT

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is that... non-Euclidean geometry?! AHHHHHHH HELP ME SLENDERMAN
    Why are zoomers like this?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having nothing else in your life then to shill a homosexual wad

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    JACK
    CAN A GAY MAN BE GHOST?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the gay agenda turned me off

      show me definitive proof it's about gays not just what some YouTuber said. The initials aren't even the same

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They think it's because they aren't survived by a spouse, died the same day, are having a joint funeral (which why would you do that for just friends?), and both have similar interests as listed in the articles (both liked hiking and video games.) The gay theory purposeful chooses not to engage with the game itself because there are things in it that make no sense for the gay theory (baby bottle).

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Baby bottle, pills, bathroom sign switch after meds, why would someone combine last and first name in a heart (makes no sense)

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooo stop creating unique things i ONLY want to play codblops 23!!!

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pls sterilize your autistic kids or at least don't have any high expectations of them like Bob did

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If a girl just became his girlfriend this all could have been avoided.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie he was obsessive over Megan

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which is why Megan should have become his girlfriend. She gets someone who loves and cares for her, and he gets to have a good life with no crime. Win-win.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >She gets someone who loves and cares for her
            homie, he quite literally posted an art of him fingering her without consent. He would have done that in real life too, no doubt about it.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              In my experience as long as they enjoy it you can just stick your hand in and they won’t mind. Asking for consent is a turn off
              >umm sweetie may I please stick my fingers in your vegana perchance?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He would have done that in real life too, no doubt about it
              I mean he did. He fingered his mother without consent

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sincerely hope at least one person in this thread has played Arrival.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    After seeing this pop up so many times in the catalog I finally gave it a try
    I expected some haunted house/creepypasta type shit but after beating the level and hitting and pressing every object I found nothing
    I feel so dumb but I don't want to spoil it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look outside the window while you're inside the house.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried every window but nothing happened
        I will continue I guess

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look outside the house, leave the house, look back inside the house from outside, then go back in

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hmm nothing is happening
            I'm confused

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Make sure you're not playing the .wad. Play the .pk3 one.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh frick

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >another anon bamboozled by the absolutely braindead strategy of releasing an early WIP that has the same filename as the mod's title
                i laugh every time

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                now it's working properly, thanks

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the gay agenda turned me off

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    DO YOU REALAHZE!!

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least MetadooM is more epic

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the new chapter, pickle boy?

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