This game blows. Play Half Life instead.

This game blows.
Play Half Life instead.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    but Black Mesa replaced Half-Life as the defacto definitive.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Black Mesa is shit

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I played Half Life. Sucked.

    No idea what people see in that game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed except replace Half Life with DOOM

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed except replace DOOM with your mom.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          and replace your mom with your step-mom
          it's cleaner.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like Doom though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No you don't thats why you aren't playing the original code

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Prboom based ports gets me close enough.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Prboom based ports gets me close enough.

        Frick DOS
        Frick Chocolate Doom
        Frick Crispy Doom
        I'm gonna play this shit with buttery smooth controls, mouselook (but not vertical mouselook) and 1080p resolution and I'm gonna like it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ok zoomer

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ok, enjoy 320x200 resolution you fricking queer.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ok zoomer

        >cant enjoy something unless its the original
        >da code!!!
        >"zoomer"
        leave

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          We get it, you played brutal DOOM in 2016 like 99% of the DOOM fanbase

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Halo is better than both

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Infinitely bad

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You have 10 seconds to name the best WAD of all time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      UAC military nightmare.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Castlevania

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Going Down

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Alien Vendetta

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >two weapon slots
    >regenerating health
    >auto-aim
    >popularized console FPS, leading the industry into a fifteen year brown n' bloom dark age
    get that crap outta here.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >This game blows.
    >you blow demons away in Doom
    So where's the problem?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Half-Life is the original bullshit movie game. Takes forever to get into real gameplay. Constantly interrupts the fun. Don't you dare sully Doom by comparing it to that crapola.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your meds, bro.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gameplay is still better then DOOM. Literally NO AIM REQUIRED, ALL AUTO AIM

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Doom isn't about aiming, it's about movement

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What movement? You mean strafe left and right? There are ZERO advanced movement available. No bunny hopping, no rocket jumping, no wall running, NOTHING except strafe

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but the enemies are all designed around that. The challenge comes from evading a shitload of enemy projectiles, almost like a shmup. Half Life has bunny hopping but it's pretty much just good for going fast since every enemy is hitscan

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh also Doom does actually have rocket jumping (or at least rocket boosting). And SR50.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        go beat doom on nightmare then, moronic broccoli head.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah bro, Call of Duty has a one hit shot death mode i guess it makes the campaign good now cause its LEL HARDER

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're really comparing apples to oranges here. Like the other guy said, Doom has much more emphasis on movement and positioning, and also predates HL by about 5 years on an engine that isn`t even real 3d. HL is a lot more tactical (especially against the marines) and they used that as a selling point, since it's combat was a lot more tense, grounded, and 'real' than anything on the market prior. If you wanna make comparisons a better comparison to HL would be something like FEAR, which I feel took a lot of influence from HL but also tried to take that more realistic gunplay in a new direction, even if it did kinda get repetitive. I mean, HL had a lot of different challenges, but FEAR is like if you took We've got hostiles and stretched that out for an entire game.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Vanilla Doom is pretty basic at this point, while vanilla HL still holds up, so yes, I agree with you.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Doom caused a mass shooting. Careful bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, that was Marilyn Manson.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, that was toxic masculinity.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >doom
    >decent gameplay, every chapter except 3 is ok
    >half life
    >the game that puts the 5 in 5/10
    i think i'd rather play doom, thanks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      only episode 1 is decent, the rest is shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it wasn't THAT bad, but 3 was a fricking slog to play through

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Strife is the best Doom engine game.

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